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pinkflipphonez · 11 months

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🇺🇸 what's the straightest thing you've ever done?

🇷🇺 killed a guy

#hetalia #rusame #why yes I am a seasoned tasteful hetalia veteran #shitposting in the am lmfaooo #trixie and katya are literally just rusame incarnate!!!#kikidoodlez

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twistedappletree · 11 months

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Karaoke night AU but it’s literally just drunk WWX horridly playing the flute and thinking he’s absolutely shredding while drunk LWJ stands on the stage with his mic, still as a tree and occasionally says “tequila” in the most lackluster monotone voice imaginable

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tranformersapocalypse · 14 days

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How many likes on this ask to make prime into a baddie?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk- 13?

Edit-:the count is going up dear Primus-

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moe-broey · 6 months

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I am a normal man who is obsessed with Alfonse Fire Emblem. Come closer -- wait nevermind don't worry about it 🧍👍

#one thing about me is i have always felt undersirable and unwanted and burdensome and the only time i HAVE felt desired #is when i was not myself. i am also deeply aware of respectability politics being a sham and #if your spirit dies you die in real life. BECOME UNPALATABLE. BECOME UNDESIRABLE.#spikes on my shoes and jacket ... save me...... save me spikes on my shoes and jacket.#take back your narrative! take back control! become the monster you were made to feel like become the monster they fear!#the circumstances are not circumstances if you make them your choice.#AND when everyone is put off by me and hates me and wants me dead. well! that's for the best!#in the face of love i feel nothing but the fear and confusion of an injured prey animal.#ANOTHER thing about me. is that i stay silly 🥰🥰🥰😇😇💝💘💓💖💝💞💞💝💖💕💗💘💖💞💖💘💞💕💗💖💞💕💖💘💘#anyways therapy is going really well. YAAAAYYYYYYY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉#fe alfonse #ok to rb btw this is a shitpost at heart. i just needed to blow off steam in the tags LMFAOOO

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burymeinblack2022 · 11 months

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I needed a trigger warning for seeing Blanka on NMF Portugal like yikessss 🥴😬 I rly thought they were goated with the sauce for a min bc they featured need a break last month which was a wildcard and extremely slay and we love to see it but damn that sure was.. a choice lol remind me again why are we still giving her flop unoriginal nepo ass attention

She doesn't even deserve to be that close to pj it's making me uneasy 😬🥴🥴

#Like girl the cronyism of it all... She's only getting any of the attention she's getting bc she cheated and #Bought her way to fame... Unfortunately money doesn't buy u talent ��🤭#Her song from unfortunately hearing the chorus sounds like solo in a slightly different font lmfaooo 💀💀👍#ANYWAYS. stream need a break and stan Jann for clear skin 😽😽✌️#This is an anti Blanka household 🤠 praying on her downfall fuels me #I am powered by spite and pettiness <3 big sag energy #wow anna said something #Esc #Esc 2023 #Anti blanka #(not that anyone's posting abt her enough to care abt haters 🤭)#anna's shitposts #And wtf is she doing on the obssessed Playlist... The only thing she's obsessed with us being basic she's serving... An empty plate! Work!#Blanka #Sidenote: i also have a personal theory bc I saw shit that lead me to believe she's been buying followers but I ain't saying anything lol 🤐

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forestlovesyou · 4 days

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minor spoiler for needy streamer overload at the end??

some shitpost stuff i gathered but also the end is kinda real </3

#i love this game lmfaooo #also the game update said that there are new endings but i played all of them before... what's up with that?#or am i missing some important info?#needy streamer overload #there were other shitposts as well but those were either in the kys category or i had no screenshot of them </3

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to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky · 1 year

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I posted 5,583 times in 2022

That's 917 more posts than 2021!

105 posts created (2%)

5,478 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@cheeseanonioncrisps

@araccoonthatlikesmurder

@bunjywunjy

@alone-to-dance

@goodgrammaritan

I tagged 709 of my posts in 2022

#lmao - 66 posts

#read later - 39 posts

#to read - 38 posts

#for later - 38 posts

#come back to this - 37 posts

#lol - 35 posts

#marcus mumford - 24 posts

#please - 19 posts

#mumford & sons - 18 posts

#show amanda - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i don’t know if it counts as being passive aggressive actually since they’re not on tumblr and there’s zero chance they would ever see this

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

What the fuck the England team looks like shit how the fuck are they making the US look so good?!? This is embarrassing

23 notes - Posted November 25, 2022

#4

So I saw Gang of Youths in concert last week and it was fucking amazing holy shiiitttt. I’m still processing lmao but holy fuck it was so good

24 notes - Posted May 19, 2022

#3

I’m losing my shit the official tumblr blue check mark trolling is peak tumblr energy of shitpost in the extreme and I fucking love it lmfaooo

28 notes - Posted November 10, 2022

#2

for any of y’all still on twitter who wanna help contribute to elon musk getting the fuck sued out of him for copyright infringement...

30 notes - Posted November 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

there is a very specific kind of rage i feel whenever i watch a movie or tv adaptation of a book. i am, what the kids call, a book purist. if they wanted to make a totally different story then they should have made a totally different story and not used the name and character names of the book. fuck all the way off. if you liked a book enough to make a film/tv adaptation then you shouldn’t butcher it by ruining every little thing in the actual book. you should actually try to tell the fucking story through a different medium. i fucking hate film/tv adaptations of books.

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Lmao #love the fact that I only made 2% of my posts total posts #Sounds about fucking right #At least on this blog lmao #Also yeah #too lazy to tag on main most times

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deus-ex-mona · 2 years

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seriously though, if you spot a mistranslation/typo please, please, pleaseeeee tell me about it!!!!!

#so recently i realised that i misspelled ‘CHiCO with HoneyWorks’ in change 7 of otome domoyo….#i wrote it as ‘CHiCO with Honeyworks’ instead…#karen would have come for my assssss—#i haven’t changed it yet though. am too lazy lolrip #but when it comes to other peoples’ tls… i exercise my right to keep ✨silent✨ no matter what #i’m not good enough to correct others aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—#not that i’d want to anyway… i mean… i may be the one who’s making the mistake and all… sighsss #shibakentucky fried chicken #it is suiyoubi my dudes #just when did i become a tl blog lmfaooo i originally wanted to shitpost and vibe here #…but if you wanna know what the tl that i was thinking of when i made this post is... it’s the—#okfinei’llcrack for those who are still here the tl i was thinking of was the 10+ year old english sub of ‘reverse rainbow’ on youtube #that tl is sooo off in soooo many different ways… but no one ik is really into vocaloid so i can’t blab about it to anyone lmfaooooo #…not that i know many people to begin with… ಥ‿ಥ

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goldfishbabey · 4 years

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💗catboys💗

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sadskelleton · 5 years

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You ever just look back at younger you. Not from years ago, from months ago, or weeks ago, and realize how much you’ve changed? How much you’ve improved and gotten through? Like, who would’ve thought shy little you in the corner, to scared to breathe the wrong way, would one day be sprinting down the school hallways while hollering “WHO GOT MY BEANS?!1?1!11” with toy babies attached to your ears and crocs on race mode. Neat.

#wtf #storytime #encouragement #encouraging quotes #lol #shitpost #why am i like this #babies #beans #funny #lmao #lmfaooo #crocs #help #wholesome #comedy #love #lifestyle #lit

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zirixus-cryi01 · 6 years

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"Angelic Screeches,

Hellish Hugs,

Smacking Bitches,

Squishing Bugs."

- Anonymous

#this poem is stupid #why am i like this lmfao #lmfao omg #lmfaooo #im describing an object #she is a nice object #persom i mean-#poem #shitpost #i was bored #rebloh and tag your bestfrein i guess #inspiring quotes #imagine your ships #your otps #idk #imma die now #bye #rip

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loptrcoptr · 3 years

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Look, I'm sorry. I saw this on a shitposting page on FB. If I had to see it, you def should if you haven't already.

Again. I'm sorry. 😂

I’m not sure what it says about me that I had three reactions to this, in this exact order:

1) lmfaooo 🤣🤣

2) wait. I don’t remember cafel loki having a letterboard sign when I lived in Reykjavík. Is this sign from elsewhere?

3)… when did they put up the asgardian food thing, are you kidding me

in short, I am The Worst about these types of things

#still laughing #I have a bottle of beer they had #some limited edition loki beer and sigyn is on the label too #so naturally after drinking that sum bitch I kept it and brought it home with me #bythehourofnine #cafe loki

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moe-broey · 9 months

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YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN a very strange and funny way I actually. Don't mind this bc when I write/think about characters I literally forget wikis exist until I'm in dire need for very specific information, it's just me and the source material. So. If anything this WILL feed my autism HAHAHAHA

BUT!!! BUT!!! MORE THAN THAT NOW THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE DIRECT ACCESS TO HIS VOICE LINES!!!!! Now that I can study him like a bug...

Standout Voicelines to me are:

"One who lacks the will to strike me down is not fit to be king" GAKSHKSHSJSJ LITERALLYYYY THAT SHITPOST COMIC IDEA I HAD AGES AGO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

From May 2022. I fucking know this man. Personally. Unfortunately.

(AS A SIDE... I am so sorry someone left SUCH informative and cool tags about Alfonse/Sharena grandad lore when I mentioned in a post that we don't know much of their family history, and APPARENTLY!! We know A Little More than I thought! However I cannot find the tags or post ANYWHERE but I think I just need to replay Book 3) (when. The time is right. I have to be autistic about it LMFAOOO)

The OTHER line that's fucking me up right now though is: "Alfonse is strong. Should the time come that he needs to battle his own blood, he will not falter."

I AM. PROBABLY READING WAYYY INTO THIS. But isn't it fucking weird?????? For Gustav to say that????? After he's already been killed by Alfonse?????? He's saying it as if it's a hypothetical. As if he's worried about something to come and Not reflecting on something that has already happened.

LIKE...... I don't think we have to worry about Sharena tbh bc Intsys gives her NOTHING but also. I really can't imagine them taking that route with her character. If they wanted to set her up to be a foe at any point, I think it already would have happened (either in Book 3, where I could see her being like, something Other than Lif and Thrasir. A more neutral party with her own goal/motives, which could make her either be on our side or somewhere else. You know. If they didn't just Leave her dead like Dead dead LMFAOO -- OR in Book 4, but even then it's way less likely bc it's established like. Sharena is more in-line with the good dream fairies than she is the nightmare fairies). And right now, as they Have actually been giving scraps of good characterization/growth for her, it's very much in-line with being a reliable teammate to Alfonse, having them become equals/covering for each other's weaknesses, and aspiring to be/figuring out what it means for her to be a strong queen(?) (Would she be queen actually? Esp since Alfonse is to take the throne?) (But generally saying that bc of the inspiration she took from Acsended Elincia's convos)

SO LIKE......... is Gustav worried about Henriette??????? And her whole deal. Day of Devotion alt where she mentions "That power... Never again", "I don't want to lose control", "I am holding back." Like. Hello

Also "Alfonse... Sharena... My beloved children..." Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Your Beloved children? Yeah? Is that what you call them? Yeah? Yeah? Sword slash to the chest AND you're on fire. EXPLODE‼️‼️ 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#fire emblem #feh #i am. going to have to use him to get more of a feel for his character. esp vs just leveling him up w materials #i think spending that much time w a character in feh helps a lot. when it comes to Getting them.#ALSO. SOMETHING FUNNY WHEN CHECKING HIS LINES LIKE 'oh shit!!! wait does he have the same va as lif??'#'SHIIIIT HE DOOOESS THAT'S SO FUCKED UP!!!' <- completely forgot. i have dod gustav.#like i should have already known that. but i think i never made the connection bc i like to pretend he doesn't exist.#he's in my barracks. i just forgor (on purpose.)#fe gustav

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bonesandthebees · 2 years

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CONGRATS ON MAKING IT INTO WILBURS PRIV TWITTER LMFAOOO I AM ALSO IN IT

whats very funny is that i genuinely did not think that was wilbur i just thought it was some funny shitposter he noticed so i followed for funny shitposts

LMAOOOO TY we are part of the select 900

thats so lucky tho i knew it was his acc but i followed it before he turned it priv so i had no idea he was gonna lock it, very glad i got in (but then i missed phil's so karma)

#ask #lostmellohi

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victorianpining · 3 years

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No matter how you feel about your work it's IMPRESSIVE, OK??? Like you did your own research and made videos and put yourself out there while I still have too much social/performance anxiety to make a goddamn amv lmfaooo. All I'm saying is you delivered a fun, QUALITY product in a sea of shitposts. So, thank you. I wish I could have put myself out there like you did. You must have felt really lonely irl when s4 came out, but you weren't alone and never will be, ok????

Thank you. I don't think there's anything wrong with being more private though (in this case I might even argue it was the wiser choice....) I am finally coming to a place where I'm okay with my channel again, and even proud of all the work it took to do under the timeframe I gave myself.

Just you don't be too hard on yourself either, yeah? Sometimes it takes time to know what exactly you want to share with the world. That's okay. You aren't alone either.

#asks

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valentinicsims · 3 years

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tag game!!

thank you for the tag @ro0mbadump!!!!!! this looks like fun

1 - Why did you choose your url?

because i love guoba and if i were in my kinnie phase still i’d kin him

2 - Any side blogs?

@saturdaynightwrists for my aesthetic blog, @hexeverdant for my oc / vtuber, and @valentinicstudies for my abandoned studyblr / langblr..... plus a bunch of other urls im attached to

3 - How long have you been on Tumblr?

shit man it’s prob like. 9 years? i joined around the time the mishapocalypse was still A Thing lmaoo

4 - Do you have a queue tag?

you guys have queues?

5 - Why did you start your blog in the first place?

in general? an acquain in like year 6 or 7 was like “hey you should make a tumblr so i can follow you” and i was like hell yea sure

this one? bc i deleted my other simblr bc of some simsecret assholes posting my selfie as well as things with exes and just. yeeesh lmao

6 - Why did you choose your icon/pfp

bert good

7 - Why did you choose your header?

i didn’t have anything cute so i just went with bisexual sonic........... im bisexual so it seemed fitting enough ig

8 - What’s your post with the most notes?

on my old simblr it used to be this really fucked up image of vladislaus straud’s face photoshopped onto a puggle (baby echidna), which i affectionately call vlaggle and that got like. 100+ notes iirc

as for on this one? the first scene of my simblr story ‘oneirodynia’, which has 28 notes i swear i’ll update it eventually lmfaooo

9 - How many mutuals do you have?

39!

10 - How many followers do you have?

67 at the moment!

11 - How many people do you follow?

135....

12 - Have you ever made a shitpost?

i AM a shitpost

13 - How often do you use Tumblr each day?

p much all the time

14 - Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

in my early days i used to bc i got posted on cringeblrs and people would be dickheads to me but nowadays? nah

15 - How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

depending on context but generally they come off as kinda guilt trippy and like “if you don’t rb this you’re heartless and cruel”; gives me the same vibes as those facebook posts that have like a sad puppy or smth and it’s like “like to give this puppy a home, ignore for satan to eat your face off” type shit ngl

that being said, if it’s actually important - i.e. a political thing or combatting misinfo, then hell yea im gonna rb it!!!

16 - Do you like tag games?

absolutely!!!!! they’re so fun tbh

17 - Do you like ask games?

if you send me an ask for an ask game i will kiss you on the mouth (platonic, affectionate)

18 - Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

ik i have a few that are pretty big - at least in the niche community that is simblr anyway

19 - Do you have a crush on a mutual?

that’s for me to know and for you to find out

i tag @transgods, @petrichordawn, @vatorelilith, and anyone else who wants to do this

#tag game #mwah

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