This is so dumb
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"average person spends $400 on Black Friday" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person spends $49.95 per Black Friday. Sherman Georg, who lives in his immortal mother's mansion & spends $44,999 on 850 Wiggly dolls, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Happy New Year, I've decided to move on with my life & stop making memes about Hatchetfield 😇🙏🏻
...yeah just kidding this is like. the whole reason I exist, I can't stop now! So here you go, first incorrect-quotes-or-whatever dump of 2024:
(thank you @adhd-mulder for assassins Max lmao <3)
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happy international women’s day to all my favorite ladies including: baristas who love weed, incredibly stressed out office workers, cult leading karens, psychic autistic tweens, girls who hate their retail jobs, nurses who have killed two people, alt girls down bad for tiny nerds, sex-obsessed lighting techs, deeply unhinged fundamentalists, executive assistants who moonlight as serial killers, ghosts possessing their husband’s cars, camp counselors with dark secrets, serial-killing Boy Moms(TM), retro diner owning witches, and british nobles who are secretly monsterfuckers.
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Black friday is so much funnier when you know Sherman has been worshiping the lords in black from birth.
Sheila: Sherman, I can't believe I'm saying this, but... I need you to go to toy zone.
Sherman: TOY ZONE????
Sheila: and buy all of the dolls.
Sherman: ALL THE DOLLS??????
Sheila: all. Of. The. Dolls.
And then he calls the rich cult leader "mommy".
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sheilinda stimboard !
⛧ with related stims !
☾ rq'd by anon !
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i just finished watching 'daddy' and wow was it unhinged. however, as much as i enjoyed the plot of it itself, i couldn't stop noticing the parallels to 'hey melissa'.
it begins with a character going about their everyday life, interacting with work colleagues. then, the antagonist is introduced, and they want to date the focus character. this quickly spirals into something horrifying. paul is kidnapped and kept locked in melissa's apartment. he's forced to act like something he's not. she tasers and demeans him. he isn't allowed to leave. meanwhile, frank is kidnapped and kept locked in a dungeon after he tries to run away. he's forced to act like something he's not. sheila locks frank out of the house in a storm, then sends marco after him when frank attempts to leave and she tries to kill him. he isn't allowed to leave. paul encounters ted while locked away. ted is murdered during their captivity. frank encounters barry while locked away. barry dies of an untreated wound caused by their captor during their captivity. bill enters melissa's apartment, unknowing of the horrors within, and she tries to kill him. daddy's ted enters sheila's mansion, unknowing of the horrors within, and she does kill him. melissa and sheila are both openly referred to as young and attractive. paul and frank both had pet dogs that died. ted and barry were both the first to get caught up in their respective tormentors' plots and died as a result. even down to the creepy "daddy"/"puss" themes. the ending of hey melissa is paul going back to her due to his stockholm syndrome and continuing to be treated like a cat. the ending of daddy is frank being stuck with sherman, who says he'll be his daddy "for ever and ever and ever-". so on and so forth. now, consider the fact that melissa didn't have any external influences from demons. she wasn't stealing the lives of hundreds with the help of the black book and the lords in black. she wasn't supernaturally old or with any lore-related backstory. melissa was just like that. i'm not sure which one freaks me out more.
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day 67 - small town lesbians
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My confession is that I've always thought that Sheila Young didn't believe in doctors/healthcare because she's been extending her lifespan for like 200 fucking years and now she believes in witchcraft instead
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I have so many characters that I wish could be Tumblr sexyman but the fandoms are too small
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LISTEN UP
sheilinda. wine moms.
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sheilinda stimboard !
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