#she's not supposed to be that tall tho lmfao
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5 hours of sleep squad …. i honestly dont know how well i sleep but today i had a dream and alhaitham and kaveh were in it (i only got to chat w haitham tho) i was in this gigantic ass library type thing and it looked so cool , the entire thing was made out of dark brown wood and it was so pretty (i actually had another dream where i was in the same building before where i was running errands around the “school” HAHAH) but yeah since it was a library / school type place i was obviously there to learn shiz and — this is the weird part — the lesson was on dreams !!!!!!! and like bro ?? are my dreams becoming self aware ? 😨 i thought the lesson was interesting but alhaitham tried to gaslight me into not liking it (an exaggeration , he just thought i was lying when i said it was interesting) i think he was supposed to be like ,,, a helper to me in the dream idfk it was funky as hell - sorry for going off on a tangent about my dream LMFAO
WHSJSJ fischl is my baby shes one of the first 4*s i got and i kinda relate to her on some level , i too love playing pretend , but mostly when i was younger id pretty much spend all my recess roleplaying with my friends . trying to imitate my favorite characters is a pastime ive always enjoyed , and it honestly makes me insanely happy when people say i kinda act like my faves (ig its smth i do subconsciously LOL) because its like “WAIT . THEY THINK IM LIKE THIS INSANELY COOL CHARACTER I LOVE WITH A BURNING PASSION ???? [inaudible screaming]” recently ive found myself a new genshin rp friend and . dude . id never have thought that playing as alhaitham would be so goddamn fun . screenies for funnies:
(making cynos joke was so much fun too so i included it)
bro i lost my mf 50/50 to jeAN on haithams banner - not even a diluc , tall men hate me ig LMAO and it really doesnt help that ive been drained as hell from school lately so ive been slacking w my fricking primo farming ;_;
YESS the fungi event was lovely but tbh … the entire event i was just yelling about how i wanted to see cyno HAHAHAH - i suffer with chronic writers block (/hj) so . like . [dead alex sound]
GREAT NEWS my injury has healed hooray !!
absolutely , escaping school is great , id probably go on more field trips if it didnt mean id have to do makeup work tbh , i hate doing makeup work .
DINGDINGDING ! YOU ARE CORRECT ! the region i was going for was indeed mondstadt ! aster (my oc) lives in mond and is originally from khaenriah , im glad i didnt draw in their face yet because their eyes wouldve totally given away the fact they were khaenriahn LOL
my week was honestly pretty busy (atleast to my tiny brains standards , i feel like you could also tell by how long it took me to send another ask 😭😭) i had two tests today (that i frickin ACED HAHA im so proud of myself) one of my friends and some guy i share a bunch of classes with also gave me pieces of their cotton candy and the guy told me good job for actually doing my work LMFAO (i usually fall asleep in that class … haha ,,) and one of my other friends complained about also wanting food so i called him friendless (even though i thought the guy who gave me a piece of cotton candy didnt like me so i dont think he counts as a friend ??) my friend also recently introduced me to a series they liked and now im practically obsessed because DELICIOUS . i also recently did heizous hangout quest and GODDAMN he - he is so . im so gay for this detective motherfucker i was practically screaming at my ipad … haha …… heizou is honestly so my type he has such a way with words and i DO NOT know why a lot of npcs / characters in game talk about him negatively how do people not like him - yeah but i also almost went on a full genshin lore tangent to my ipad because of my uncontrollable urge to explain things SMH . oh my god the part where heizou said that he wanted us to be his partner all the time and i just straight up actually screamed , yes heizou ill be your partner forever if yk what i mean - HAHAHAH i also made a collection of goofy genshin triangles on one of my friends old schoolwork in math class hehe
aaaanyways id like to return your question ! how have your recent days been ? and if you dont deem anything of note or dont want to share , if you could choose anyone in genshin to share a house / be roommates with who would you choose ? (since these are again two questions , if you want , fire back two as well !) also , dude i have a terrible habit of rambling like crazy , so i totally dont mind if you ramble and stuff in replies (because i do that wayy too much as well LOL)
— jellyfish
HELLOO TO YOU!!!! your dream sounds so funny LOL in the 2 years i've played genshin i've never had any genshin characters appear in my dreams,,, it's always boring ones that revolve around my life. but nevertheless your dream made me imagine how alhaitham would act around you 😭 and the way he tried to gaslight you LMAO he's so cute and goofy
haha i love how enthusiastic you are about fischl!!! we all have that one character that we have an undying love for to the point that everyone you know in life knows them (for me that'd be kazuha,, every time someone sees him it'd just remind them of me hehe)
THE RPS LMAO “i just find you rather annoying.” THAT'S SUCH AN ALHAITHAM THING TO SAY!!! also i'm pretty oblivious so this just made me realize that the denial is a river in egypt tiktok meme is also pointing out the fact that the nile. is a river. in egypt???? i just found out it's a wordplay thing???? denial (the nile)???? damn i really thought it's like a random word being thrown to make it seem exaggerated or something 😭😭😭 i'm really dumb LMAO how did i not figure that out sooner 🙁🙁🙁 the fact that i know the nile is a river in egypt is embarrassing too like it never occurred to me to piece the puzzles together...
man that sucks 😭😭 i remember when you messaged me on genshin talking about it LOL please humbly accept my offer of my c2 diluc to you,,, he's been in my hands far too long and i cannot fathom the fact that he keeps appearing in my 50/50's (tighnari pls come home i beg). i was on a 50/50 for haitham too and the very loud sigh of relief i let out when he finally came home is insane. i've basically farmed everything in the new area (i have 99% exploration progress now due to it) and have milked my welkin for him so i'm glad he actually came home... the things i'd do if diluc appeared in screen instead should be left unsaid 🤗
YAYY GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE WELL NOW!!!
aster is such a badass name and the fact that they're originally from khaenriah???? awesome as hell. hope they're besties with kaeya because that would be totally legen... wait for it, dary!!!! (cue my love for barney in himym i just had to quote him)
also very glad to see that your week has been going okay!!! would love some cotton candy rn tbh they're so good </3
and heizou's hangout quest.... honestly same. i haven't exactly finished all of the endings but i've done some and it made me squeal and giggle every time he flirted with us 😭 made me feel like a total loser with his charming words bro i can't believe the npcs in game have such negative views on him because me personally if i was in the game, i'd immediately fold for him the second he breathes in front of me HAHA i'm . not weird at all.
my week has been slow actually, i finished my finals a while ago so we have nothing to do now so i've been doing absolutely nothing at school LOL! senior year is coming up soon so i might be more busy and focusing more on my studies... it's sure gonna be hell for me.
and recently i've been packing up my stuff because i'm moving out!! (hence why i haven't posted a new asphodelus chapter lol i've been so busy). it's been rather slow for me tho since i have a lot of stuff and it's kinda hard to choose the ones i'd have to throw or give away because like,, i love all of my stuff 😭 my mom has helped me with some but i still got a shit ton of stuff to declutter. basically everything is a mess rn
other than that, i think everything's been a-okay! i'm just reaally busy with irl stuff now but i think i can survive through them :D (i hope i do because i am one inch away from going insane). also my mom's been trying to convince me to drive lately since i'm supposed to start now but i have been avoiding it,,, it's scary being on the road and i am far from ready to risk my life 😔
as for your question, i think out of everyone, i'd choose kazuha. before you say anything, i'm trying to not be as biased as i can since like kazuha is my favourite character ever— but yeah, i think i can accept the terms of living with the kaedehara kazuha. he's such a nice guy and although he's a very very lightweight and behind all that charming looks he's a pretty scary guy himself (cue that scene where he threatened that treasure hoarder in the archon quest that he'd brand his forehead with hot iron) i think i could actually survive living with him. he'd do his set of chores, i'd do mine, everyone gets their happy ending. if i were to live with my other favs like kuni and alhaitham i think i would just die. kuni would be rude as fuck and alhaitham would just bully his way out from doing our shared chores. i cannot deal with them. (i'm sorry my sweethearts i'll do you two justice one day)
time to give a question to you!!! how's your progress in genshin going? (it can be exploration wise, storyline, anything) and what's your current main genshin team rn :0
hope you're having a great day!!! it was fun talking with you hehe i've been dying to get an ask since the blog has been real quiet lately, and i'm glad it's you! have a wonderful day ahead :P
#h answers#jellyfish <3#sorry for the long ramble once again#i am in need of more interactions with people on this blog#pls someone talk to me
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Wait are there people who say Haru shouldn't exist so Lougosi can exist?
The usual "so misogynistic it becomes gay" kinda joke but applied to Beastars,
a series which depicts most of it's relevant female cast quite poorly compared to the male conterparts
#Skd#like We Get It it's a shounen after all#even tho it had some shoujo moments back on adler and meteor festival#and had the potential to become a seinen#but nope! Haru got ghosted for about 60% of the story#juno never had any relevance despite being advertised as one of the main 4 protags#juno didnt even get her character fleshed out lmfao#well who else we've got? Leano and Toki being the Dead Mothers#Kyuu... I don't even know what Kyuu was supposed to bring to the story#but paru didn't even manage to write her conclusion besides a GOOD BOY#Cosmo's treatment as a sex worker in general#oh how could I forget Melon's Mother's complicated story which unfortunately also didn't get finished#Sebun was actually interesting but she got reduced to Collot's gf by the fandom#and the rest of the cast is just filler or plot devices like azuki#you can actually begin to see how a fandom in general sees their female cast once you interact with enough of them I guess#and that is in part paru's writing that enables it#I know it's a tall order to compare Beastars with FMA but you can see the difference there#I'm just rambling at this point#Beastars
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Sapnap’s alt stream on February 04, 2021 (for those who missed it or can’t watch the entire stream. It’s more informational and random facts than anything)
sapnap is letting sylvee help ministate his karl’s and quackity’s marriage ‘cause she wants a license LOL (ty anon for fixing my mistake)
sapnap called “bullshit” on the height guy who got 5′9″ for George’s height (he live reacted to the tik-tok)
sylvee and sapnap argue about whose cat is better for a while. After a bit, Dream comes in coincidentally and Patches follows and they start praising Patches and how she’s the best cat.
patches doesn’t shed that much, she likes her fountain water, she has very soft meows. Patches will meow at you if you look at her and talk to her
sapnap chugged some hot sauce out of fucking nowhere when dream pointed out how nice and organized his set up was but then there’s just a random bottle of hot sauce. he then eats celery with hot sauce and likes it...? (dream judges him hard in the bg LOL)
sapnap and dream wants to do a just chatting while eating spicy hot wings on monday night (no facecam) (dream can’t even handle spice)
Dream said that it’s likely Sapnap and George are just the same height and that he’s for sure the tallest
sapnap wants to eat the chicken soup dream’s mom made for dream because dream was saying it was the best cs ever LOL
dream sits crisscross on sapnap’s floor when he goes into his room
dream likes peanut butter - has not had it for 3-4 years now
“dream vs sapnap who would win? if I had a gun, I would win” -sapnap
dream loves takis over hot cheetos- but he only eats very little b/c he can’t eat spicy for the life of him (he needs melk otherwise) sapnap does not like takis as much though
sapnap and george were being “annoying” and wanted to do a adlib for dream’s song - like a “hey” in the bg or something lmao
sapnap and dream plan to live together for the rest of 2021
if you could only have one food for the rest of your life-- sapnap answered with burger and dream got real analytical with his answer: pizza
dream was praising Moe’s queso
DREAM TEAM WILL RELEASE COLLAB MERCH. the podcast is not priority, they’re sort of taking their time with it but it will come out! and sapnap has a facecam video possibly coming out in March
apparently dream does not wear his own merch and does not own any gnf and sapnap merch smh
dream has pictures of patches in a reindeer outfit >:(
the original plan was supposed to just drop roadtrip completely out of nowhere at 12 am EST but fans found out LOL
Drista is apparently pretty tall-- up to Sapnap’s shoulders (holy crap)
sapnap: “what’s bts?” - Dream said that Sapnap would like Dynamite because it’s like a good entry into kpop since normally, people would not listen to it since it’s in Korean
sap and dream can see themselves getting their ears pierced
sapnap has the biggest dumptruck
sap and dream agree that strawberry milk slaps. dream also likes banana milk
george joins the stream and before he could even speak, dream correctly predicts what he’s going to talk about, then george immediately talks about the height tik tok -> sapnap mutes him right after
sapnap was afraid of leaking Dream’s song before it dropped LOL
Sapnap’s Very Important PSA “I want a reassessment [of his height], Kentai_Haven. This is a message from Sapnap. That water bottle you used was incorrect. I would like a reassessment. If you want, I can find the right water bottle for you. I’m formally asking for a reassessment.”
SAPNAP WANTED TO MEASURE PATCHES INSTEAD OF HIS HEIGHT
Sapnap and Dream are strictly obeying COVID guidelines by not going out at all :]
dono: “what do you think of gnf?”
sapnap: “gnf is okay.”
dream: “oh that gogy guy?”
sapnap: “yeah that weirdo.”
dream hasn’t had melk on its own in a while (but he’s had drank it on its own in the past)
Sapnap misses Texas :( He says Texas is better than Florida. But Dream is saying that Florida has a lot more to do, it’s just COVID making it uninteresting. They will do a lot of stuff together when lockdown is over.
Dream’s PSA: “Stay inside and wear a mask”
HHN - Halloween Horror Night !! Dream wants to take sapnap there :D
Sapnap doesn’t remember anything from Spanish class
Dream took 3 years of Italian (or French) mf doesn’t remember anything either
sap plays chess against randoms with the help of dream + george who helps sapnap get check (btw dream does not hear sap’s audio)
sapnap knows Nothing about kpop but Dream Does :D
Nothing is messy in the house thanks to Dream’s mom LOL
sapnap calls patches patchie sometimes
sapnap watches subbed anime
bbh joins and compliments chat and helps sapnap out with chess too
dream leaves and says to “stream roadtrip”
sapnap jams out to roadtrip so much <3
sapnap stalemate in bullet chess against a rando and finally plays against george -- sap wins b/c george wasn’t properly trying. They go again, George wins this time. for the third game, george won but sapnap didn’t let the chat see his defeat (anon mentioned that george won 1st round. i’m not sure tho)
george tried singing the chorus lmfao but he doesn’t know the lyrics to dream’s song
I might’ve misheard or missed out on some info so apologies in advanced for that!
#sapnap#dreamwastaken#georgenotfound#sapnap's alt#long post#it's good to know dream is feeling better#dream team#hi don't forget my disclaimer <3#sapnap alt#sap v gog height arc
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girls chase boys ☇ t.k.
☇ pairing: tsukishima kei x fem!reader
☇ genre: fluff, oc is an absolute babie who has no shame, tsukishima goes from ‘she’s annoying’ to ‘she’s aight’ to ‘i may be lowkey in love w her it’s nbd tho’, oc will literally not give up, tsukishima is still a first year (word count: 4.1k)
☇ synopsis: usually when experiencing such a soul-crushing rejection, one would give up on their feelings, right? right?
☇ a/n: i binge-read some haikyuu fanmanga and i was ~inspired~ plus like... this trope?? persistant bubbly x uninterested cold is?? literally everything?? (playlist link: here)
“i like you!!!”
you kind of felt like the main character of a shoujo, with the wind making your hair dance in the air
standing face to face with your longtime crush
(and by longtime, you mean about two months)
that’s when it all started
no— it was earlier
the orientation ceremony
all the first years standing in neat, organized rows, listening to the principal give a welcoming speech
at least, that’s what you were supposed to be doing
in reality, your eyes were trained on the 188cm tall blonde in the row in front of you
you couldn’t see the stage— also, you didn’t care
bc ~he~ was in front of you
tsukishima kei
you learned his name later when you discovered you were in the same class
and he sat in the adjacent row, one seat forward
the absolutely perfect position to stare at his side profile the entire class
and that is exactly what you did for two months
that and gathering info on him
tsukishima kei, 188.3cm (now 190.1), born on september 27th, best friends with yamaguchi tadashi, #11 on the karasuno volleyball team
and then there you were, confessing your undying love to him
...or something like that
“no thanks. not interested.”
usually, that would soul-crushing enough to make them leave him alone
not you <3
the giggle that escapes your lips makes his eyebrow twitch on confusion for a second
“that’s okay~” you respond.
(that’s okay ?)
(what the fuck kind of response is that being rejected ???)
(yours!!!!)
you’re exhaustingly persistent, as tsukishima comes to find out
or should i say—
“tsukki~!!”
the hair on his neck rises when you flounce into homeroom with that sing-song tone
you plop down into the seat in front of him (key note: not yours) and rest your elbows on his desk with a little grin
“don’t call me that,” (he doesn’t look up from his book)
“what~! why not?”
“only my friends call me 'tsukki’”
you snort, scooting a little closer
“that’s mean. how many times have we walked home together, and we still aren’t friends?”
“you followed me home, i didn’t consent.”
“‘followed you’?” you pout. “we live on the same road, naturally we’d walk home together,”
he doesn’t respond, just flips to the next page in his book
“do you have volleyball club today~?”
ignored.
lol
she stays strong!! she doesn’t give up in the face of adversity!!!
“you don’t have to answer, i already know you do.” you chirp. “it’s boring walking home without you... maybe i’ll come with you today~!”
it’s like talking to a wall
(a very cute, 190cm, blonde, glasses-wearing wall.)
(🥰)
instead of responding, he puts his headphones on and keeps reading
a small exhale escapes your lips, and one of the girls in the next row over leans towards you
“y/n... i think it’s a lost cause...”
“he’ll come around eventually,” you shoot her a smile, and then turn back to tsukki
you lean forward, reaching towards his head and tugging the headphones down around his neck
and when he looks up (he does within an instant), you shoot him a sly smile
several students around you gasp
after all, who would dare bother tsukishima with his headphones on??? that’s some instant death shit
“move.”
“i like being this close to you though,” you tease
and he rolls his eyes, standing up and heading for the exit of the classroom
the shock in the classroom — that you’re still ALIVE — is clear
your friend from before gapes
“y-y/n what are you playing at??”
“courtship,” you sigh dramatically, and hop to your feet to chase after the blonde monster
“tsukki~!! are you getting lunch?? wait for me~!!”
everyone on the first floor knows: it’s become the norm to see tsukishima, book in hand, headphones around neck, and followed by a chirpy pipsqueak
even yamaguchi doesn’t stick as closely to him as ‘tsukishima’s lapdog’ (as you’ve started being called by the fellow first years) does
the nickname doesn’t really bother you
after all, it’s just a reminder of your determination and refusal to give up
which is a virtue, in your mind!!
some people feel bad for tsukishima, constantly being bothered by you for weeks on end
others admire your stubbornness
and one group of people you can always count on supporting you are the karasuno volleyball club <3
ever since you started showing up to their practices
and all their practice matches and official games too
they all befriended you
but you grew tired of just sitting and watching tsukki on the sidelines, so you asked coach ukai if you could help out during practices!!!
there can’t rly be ... three managers... so you suggested retrieving balls or being tsukki’s personal assistant
he saw right through you <3
but it’s ok bc he thought it would be entertaining and agreed
tsukki: angy
even when he’s annoyed he’s cute tho <33 and you make sure to tell him that <333
and so! you get tsukki’s water, towels, etc etc (ofc u help other ppl too when they need it but tht’s what the two managers r for... tsukki is ur #1)
the other players are like 0.0 she’s kinda scary... but cute at the same time doe...
one day you’re in a particularly good mood (aka: a bad day for tsukki lol)
“tsukki~!”
“don’t call me that.”
“i want to tell you something,”
the whole gym is kinda just 👁️👄👁️ waiting to see what happens
“what? i need to change, hurry it up.”
ur inner monologue: kdNNN even when he’s mean he’s cute!!!!
but anyways:
“i like you,”
hinata, kageyama, tanaka, noya, literally everyone: 😳😨 mf what—
sugawara’s like “oh god he’s just reject her and crush her heart... right in front of EVERYONE—”
“not interested.” tsukki says, and his tone isn’t any less cold than usual
u kno that anime lightning effect when the character’s body is joLtED...
tht’s everyone else in the gym
tanaka and nishinoya are highkey ready to let you cry into their jerseys when—
you laugh
you right after being mercilessly rejected: 🥰
you can’t help it !!!!! it’s not discouraging you ok??? you alr knew what he’d say!!! but you had to tell him <3 can’t let him forget tht he’s the ✨love of your life✨
entire gym: s h o o k
“did she just l a u g h??”
“is she okay?? no srsly”
“what... just happened”
tsukki walks off, water bottle in hand
you follow after him, bouncing on the soles of your feet
“don’t forget your towel~! want me to wipe off your sweat~?”
“no thanks.”
cue fading banter between you two as he goes to change his clothes
he has to be like hOe GeT oUT for you to not go into the locker room lmfao damn... thirsty bitch... same tho
later tanaka and noya (feat. hinata who just wants to be included) jump tsukki
“shE LAUGHED WHEN U REJECTED HER??? IS SHE OK???”
“she confesses to me every week. she’ll do it again. it’s not that big of a deal.”
“not thAT BIG— can u imagine if kiyoko liked us that much.... ”
(cue tanaka sobbing)
tsukki was right tho
after the third time you randomly confessed to him in front of them they were just like
same shit different day, anyways rolling thunder
but they still highkey adopted you
so they go grr grr when tsukki rejects you all cold and shit
shockingly tho??? the more you confess the less it’s “not interested” and more just “*sigh*”
is this... PROGRESS???
but the zero braincell triad cornered him again in the locker room one day
(it’s their trademark)
(nishinoya) “so why do you keep rejecting her??”
(hinata popping in) “yea she’s super dedicated and helpful!!!”
(tanaka lowkey shuddering) “she’d probably let herself get hit in the face w a volleyball if u asked”
(and tanaka would be: correct)
(but anyway)
“she was annoying,”
“she... ‘was’ annoying???”
“... she IS annoying”
“tsukki... do you possibly like her??? but you’ve gotten so used to rejecting her that it’s automatic now??”
tsukki’s like V.V
“you’re reading too much into it,”
sage!nishinoya is about to probe deeper but at that moment
you pop your head around the corner of the locker room and shout
“tSUKKI~!!!”
and they all scatter to hide themselves while shrieking
except tsukki, who is already clothed and gives zero fucks lmao
but anyways!!! a couple weeks pass and takeda got y’all set up with a practice match !!
with who?? nekoma!!!
hinata is like 🤩🤩 kENMA!!
only players and members of the club are supposed to go rly....
but you’re like “??? i’m tsukki’s personal assistant are you trying to take away my rights??? i’ll sue you” and coach ukai gives in sdjfkf
“tsukki can i sit with you~?”
yamaguchi about to sit there: 👁️👄👁️ bruh
tsukki doesn’t say yes but he also doesn’t say no :D
“what’re you reading?”
“english book,”
you’re like: wait— mf hold up... did he actually just answer ??
tsukki simp mode: ACTIVATED
“can i see??”
“you’re failing english, you won’t be able to read it.”
“ouch,” you pout, but there’s a small smile on your lips. “but how’d you know i was failing english?”
he doesn’t respond
“i guess it is unfair that i know everything about you and you don’t know anything about me...” you sigh
“you don’t know everything about me,” he retorts, still not looking up from his book
hehe~ gotcha
“oh? test me,” you grin, scooting closer to him
“don’t wanna.”
“you’re just scared i do know everything,” you say smugly, trying to bait him
“bet you don’t know everything about me!!!” hinata pops up from the seat in front of you
“you’re right, i don’t,”
(he pouts and disappears again)
“tsukki~” you whine. “tsukkiiiii~ i’m bored.”
“so?”
“can i wear your headphones?”
“no thanks. i don’t wanna get headlice.”
you scowl. “mean,”
you bite your cheek, staring a hole in the side of his head but he doesn’t even blink
if tsukki could major in ignoring you people, he’d have straight A’s
fortunately, you have ways to counter this
“kei~~” you whisper a little too close to his ear, and he jolts up
you try not to let the amusement show on your face, but you can’t help it
glaring at you, he pulls his headphones off his head and puts them on yours
“now be quiet,”
“mm~” you chuckle
a couple hours later, you pull into the parking lot of nekoma
the friend groups pair off, and kuroo makes a beeline for tsukki, only to catch sight of you
“hey four-eyes— who’s this?”
tsukki glances down at you, to which you shoot him a sugary smile
“dunno,” he says, and walks off
you wave to kuroo with a sunny grin
“i’m y/n~! i’m tsukki’s personal assistant and future wife~”
his eyebrows rise, and with a quick bow, you bounce after the blonde
once the group is all in the gym, practice jerseys are handed out and you help yachi and shimizu prepare the water and towels
you’re about to make a beeline for tsukki, when someone calling your name stops you
“y/n! wanna get me some water?” kuroo calls
you only blink for a moment before hopping to it, darting across the gym
for the rest of the day, kuroo is constantly calling for you—
“y/n! can you wipe the sweat off my neck?”
“hey, y/n, get me some water~”
“y/n!”
“y/n, over here!”
and by the time the several hours is over, you haven’t gotten to speak to tsukki once 🥺 snnff :(
when you finally get a free moment, you look around for him, but he’s nowhere to be found
sad face :(
and then !!!! turns out nekoma paid for bbq for everyone 🤩🤩 cats are so generous
and somehow??? you find yourself surrounded by nekoma players???
“here y/n, want some of my bbq?”
“no, take mine!!!”
“do you want any fruit?? i have some!!”
“you were so helpful today!! how’d you stay so energetic the whole time??”
you flash a smile, ready to charm the shit out of them, when a voice interrupts:
"hey, personal assistant.”
your eyes light up, bc you’d recognize that salty ass voice anywhere!!!
the guys around you part to reveal—
“tsukki!!!” you squeal, maybe a little too excitedly
“aren’t you supposed to be assisting me?? get me some food.”
you shove your plate into the free hand of one of the nekoma players (his name was... liam? lief... lev?) and dart to get tsukki something to eat
when you hand it to him, you flash him your most dazzling smile
“eat up! you worked hard today~”
he eyes you silently before digging in, and you smile absentmindedly while watching him
“why are you staring at me like that?”
“because i like you,” you respond without hesitation
he averts his eyes, but doesn’t say anything mean
your stomach flips a little
i’m coming for you, tsukishima kei.
on the ride home, you’re once again sitting next to him, and he gives up his headphones without a fight this time
you’re so tired from running around helping kuroo all day that you find your eyelids getting heavy as tsukki’s music plays in your ears
you try to subtly lean on his shoulder but he pokes you away
you glare at him, pouting, but settle for leaning against the headrest
and then, you’re drifting off
..
and you’re having a strange dream
a pleasant dream, with fuzzy corners and honey-colored light streaming across the scene, but still strange
in this dream, he’s kissing you
it’s not like you haven’t had dreams like this before, it’s just that this one feels so much more vivid
and yet blurry at the same time
even when the dream ends and you blink back into consciousness you can still distinctly feel his lips against yours
his glasses brushing against your cheek
his fingers interlacing with your hair
a warm smile curls up your lips as you grasp lingering wisps of the dream, when—
“you’re drooling.”
your eyes snap open and you jolt up, furiously wiping the side of your mouth
“am not!!”
tsukishima blinks uninterestedly from the empty bus aisle, arms crossed
“dreaming about something vulgar?”
you grin, resting your chin on your palm
“would you like to hear ab—?”
he’s just “nope,” and turns towards the exit
hopping out of the seat, you follow him
“it was such a nice dream,” you sigh
“must’ve been, if you were drooling that much.”
“i was not—”
and then you notice something
everyone else is already gone from the bus
“wait a minute... did you wait for me?”
you hear a scoff
bUt hE dOEsNt DeNy iT
“you WAITED for me!!!!” you exclaim, happiness radiating off you in waves
“if i’d left you on the bus, nishinoya and tanaka would’ve killed me if i didn’t,” he says curtly
but you are, after all, the human equivalent of ‘this sign can’t stop me because i can’t read’
or that tiktok trend
tsukishima: i don’t like you, i only waited for you because i was literally forced at gunpoint
y/n: 🎶i waited for you🎶
the next day, it’s practice as usual at the karasuno gym
but?? sniff sniff someone is here that shouldn’t be
this rando first year has been pacing around right outside the gym entrance
and all the vbc members are like 👁️ whomst?
and when you finally arrive (right along behind tsukki)
he yells out your name
and holds out a bouquet of flowers <3 how cute
“y/n, um— i, i know you don’t know me but i’ve liked you since the orientation ceremony!!! i think you’re really pretty and cute and smart—”
cue a quiet scoff from tsukki, “if she’s his definition of smart, then how dumb is he?”
cue sugawara jabbing his side (sugamama is protective of his child y/n)
“—and i know you like tsukishima, but i hope you’ll give me a chance!! i can make you happier than him!!”
at this point, everyone in the gym is watching like 👁️ oh?? TEA??
and is that... is that an aura of raging irritation coming from tsukishima??
you open your mouth to politely reject the guy, when
literally out of nowhere tsukki just a p p e a r s
“hey, idiot. aren’t you supposed to be my personal assistant?? go set out the volleyballs instead of flirting,”
you dip your head and smile apologetically at the guy before heading towards the store room
and after that, you notice tsukki is a bit harsher, a bit more off his game, a little more easily irritated than usual
during a free moment, you nudge tanaka
“doesn’t he seem like he’s in a bad mood??”
zero braincell tanaka is like “??? isn’t he always like that??”
“no... something is definitely off today...”
what . could it be . i wonder .
every time you try to do your usual “tsukki~!!” he just turns away and ignores you
doesn’t sound too out of the ordinary, but you can just tell something is wrong
you still have no idea why he’s acting like this by the time practice ends
and when you go to the locker room to find him (so y’all can walk home together), he’s already gone :(
so, a little more droopy than usual, you head out
only to be surprised by a voice when you step outside
“took you long enough,”
you whip around to see tsukki leaning against the wall with crossed arms
he clicks his tongue and then sets off
and when you don’t immediately follow him, he glances over his shoulder
“are you coming or not?”
sdjfksjsdkjfsdjf smmpdfhsdf !!!!!!!
it’s just one sentence, and it doesn’t really mean anything
but hearing the words makes something incredibly warm bloom in your chest
you grin
“of course i am,”
that feeling lasts well into the next morning, but is replaced by a nauseating knot in your stomach when you arrive at school
because everyone’s whispering about one thing:
“tsukishima got called to the principal’s office!!!”
“whaaat ! why??”
“i heard he was caught with the answers for the upcoming exam!!”
your stomach . clenches
and before anybody can say another word, you’re sweeping out the door and down the hall
and in less than 30 seconds, you’re slamming open the door to the principal’s office
the principal and tsukki both look up, equally shocked at your sudden appearance
“y/n, what—”
you ignore him for the first time in your life
“sir, i need to tell you something.”
the principal is just like “... ?? can it wait??”
“no, it can’t.” you take several steps forward “the test answers, they—”
“y/n, don’t—”
you ignore him for the second time in your life again
“they’re mine,”
the principal blinks
“then why was tsukishima found holding them before class??”
“yesterday, they must’ve fallen out of my backpack. he probably picked them up without knowing what they were, so please don’t punish him,” you bow. “punish me instead,”
.. y/n dumb bitch
yea, you’re suspended for two weeks
and ofc there’ll be a mark on your record
plus you’re automatically given a fail for the upcoming exam so you’ll have to retake it later oof....
but as much as all that sucks, you don’t regret it bc you’d rather take the fall than let tsukki be wrongly accused and suffer for it
but honestly the break from school is kinda vibes 🥴
don’t even think about the homework you’ll have to make up
your phone is blowing up with texts from your friends
including your surrogate dads and moms from the karasuno vbc 🤧 they’re so worried about you
you’re sad you have to miss practice for such a long time but... you don’t regret your decision
“y/n!!” your little sister knocks on your door “one of your classmates is here for you,”
“‘kay!!” you call back, checking the time
shidt bitch time flies when you’re watching anime alone in your bedroom
you hop up and open your bedroom door to come face to face with the one. the only. tsukishima kei
your eyes are like O.O
“tsukki??? what are you doing here??” you grin “are you here because you’re worr—”
“no,” he cuts you off “i’m here to deliver your homework,”
“you could’ve given it to my sister, y’know,” you tease. “why’d you come all the way to my bedroom?? you missed me, hm?”
he doesn’t answer, instead surveying the room before sitting down on the edge of your bed
you blink, surprised he didn’t comeback with a cold retort
“tsukki?” you ask quietly, sliding into your desk chair
after a moment of silence, he fixes you with a stoic gaze
“why’d you lie?”
“because... because i couldn’t let you take the blame for that. i don’t know what happened, but i know you weren’t cheating. i know it.”
“neither were you. what’s the difference?”
you press your lips together in a frustrated pout
“the difference is that it’s you!!! i’m mediocre. i’m not outstanding. i’ll go to an average college either way, and it’ll be fine. but you..! you’re so smart!! and talented!!! you could do anything you want!!! you could get into an elite college!! the last thing you need is for some stupid misunderstanding to sully your transcript—”
“y/n—” he tries to cut in, but you bulldoze right over him
“— and i know you probably think what i did was useless and unhelpful, but i don’t care!!! i don’t care about a mark on my transcript, or being suspended, or failing all my exams, or even being expelled—”
“y/n—”
“— but i absolutely refuse to let that happen to you!! you’re too special for—”
this time, it’s not him speaking that interrupts you
this time, it’s him kissing you
you nearly combust on the spot
tsukki— tsukishima kei is kissing you
he’s leaning over you, with one hand on the chair’s armrest and the other steadying your head with his fingertips
your stomach does several full somersaults
and then, all too quickly, he pulls away and returns to his spot on your bed
you stare, eyes wide as saucers, mouth slightly agape
“w— what was— why did—”
“you wouldn’t stop talking,” he mutters, eyes focused a little too hard on the wall
for a moment, you’re too shocked to move
and then your 🥰tsukki🥰 mode activates
and you just fuckin LUNGE at him
“y/n??? what—!”
kisses!!! kisses on his cheeks!! his nose!!! his forehead!!!
and shockingly he doesn’t?? push you off??
me heart just skipped a beat wjdkfjs
he’s just like “y/n, you’re fogging up my glasses, please stop,”
“i refuse!!!! i’ve been waiting months to do this!!!!!”
once he manages to de-suction you from him, you fix him with doe eyes and a cheeky grin
“hey, tsukki??”
“.. what?”
“i like you,”
he blinks
adjusts his glasses
“make sure to finish that homework. i’m bringing tomorrow’s homework too,”
as he’s leaving, you hope he can feel your glowing smile on his back
the next day, you get a message from the school letting you know that your suspension and other punishments have been retracted
as the real culprit of the cheating was found
an unannounced locker-search discovered several exam cheatsheets almost exactly like the one tsukki found in the locker of a student, and the school realized their mistake <3 how nice of them
and that meant you were free to return to school, name cleared!!!
the volleyball club was eagerly awaiting your return
so when they saw tsukki arrive for practice, they expected you’d be following right along behind him
but instead???
you were koala-ing on his abdomen
“bro... did you carry her all the way here like that??”
“the real question is why he allowed it,”
you shoot a blinding grin at the guys
“he can at least do this much for his girlfriend~!”
the entire gym is like WhA T !!!!!
“hE SAID YES???”
“nope,”
“he... asked you out?? then??”
“also no...”
“did he at least tell you he liked you...?”
“...”
“NISHINOYA STOP SHE’S TEARING UP,” sugamama to the rescue
you let go of tsukki and half the team goes IN on him
“dude wtf!!! she got suspended for you and you didn’t even at least tell her you like her???”
“not just suspended, almost expelled!!!”
“yeah that!!!”
“i say we kill tsukki,”
“tanaka no,”
“GUYS!!” angry!daichi makes an appearance “it’s time for practice!!!”
grumbling, the team disperses
you’re about to head to the store room to help get out the practice equipment, when—
“y/n.”
you turn “hm?”
he’s silent for a moment
“i wouldn’t have kissed you if i didn’t like you.”
your face flushes a deep red
but then he adds, “either time.”
either...? time...?
W A I T
your eyes POP OUT
“that— that wasn’t a DREAM???”
he doesn’t answer, just heads onto the court
but you think you see a slight smirk
and maybe... just maybe??
his ears are a little more red than usual.
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haikyuu general headcanons from my sleep deprived ass
hEy this is sleep deprived me who is in in the verge of crying AND ready to go party and rob a bank
yes my kids, it's weird feelings time
ANYWAY here i suppose i'll write both angsty and fluffy and crack headcanons because i really don't know what's happening anymore
me after writing this: nope, it's all crack and fluff my guys. no angst. i couldn't bring myself to make myself more sad lmaoo
warnings: the first part is set on 2012, hence why kenma doesn't own a wii, not a switch. also there's manga spoilers but i out a warning before it heheheh
also not proof read and written while being really fucking tired. it will probably not make sense
general random headcanons
– akaashi wears clip hair locks when he has to study
– kunimi smokes weed like everyday. he'll be in class and his brain will be on another galaxy thinking about his donkey who happens to be actually a dog who happens to actually not exist. completely permafried but somehow keeps a gpa of 3.8 (in spain we don't have gpa but we have average mark which is the same lol)
– bokuto is really really good at physics. probably recites the three laws of newton while spiking and his serve routine includes him replaying the boyle laws on his mind. probably the reason why kuroo and him get along so well. kuroo prefers chemistry so they have this inside argument where bokuto hits him with his physics fats while kuroo just yells compounds and their nomeclature
– oikawa has a cat. that's it. that's the headcanon.
– makki and mattsun have the dumbes longest pet names for each other. "i love you so much, you meme of my computer, bread of my cheese, ass of my chair, you little silly beautiful brow man with the longest muscliest most tanned and amazingest arms in the world" "oh, is that so? i of course love you more you pink creampuff with no other reason of existence than to be beautiful even with that peach haircut, incredible man i'd 100% recommend 5 stars on booking, 5 of 5 in every stat, wig snatched, my pores cleared, hotel trivago" "please shut the fuck yo the both of you"
– yes that headcanon was INSTALLED in my brain as soon as i read undermattsun's one
– and yes the five stars on booking is a skam reference, if anyone got it
– that was inspired by anitwt
– the first time noya saw asahi's hair untied he had a nosebleed. and actual one
– hoshiumi has made a lot of kids cry because he just has that villain vibe while hirugami makes them laugh when he's the actual villain
– jk the villain is actually yama and tendo's bullies and michiru usuri or whatever his name is
– konoha is ambidextrous and komi calls his jack of all trades master of two
– he also happens to be very fucking good at guessing. tendo's typa shit. he'll be on an exam and he'll just guess every single answer. he'll be like mmmmm this kinda looking like an alkane
– yes that's me trying to show off my poor chemistry knowledge.
– iwaoi arcade dates but it's them hitting the dance machine with scores like 100000 and iwa surprisingly loosing at 128478-128477
– iwa's charger is oikawa :)
– oikawa's charger is iwa's arms
– suga uses kagehina's inside competition so they take care of themselves
"oh mmm... i don't think drinking so much water would be that possible"
"kageyama! i bet i can sip this in less than thirty seconds"
"dumbasss! i can do it in under fifteen"
– bokuto brought an owl to the gym once. and washio just happened to have an aunt whose hobbie was training raptor birds. and that's how the fukurodani volleyball club ended up setting their sunday meetings at washio's aunt insanely big backyard and bonding over owls.
– akaashi's favourite owl is actually an eurasian scops owl.
– wait no ima list their fav owls
– bokuto: great horned owl. you know why.
– konoha: ruffous legged owl. he fell in love with this old grey owl who loves resting only on his arm and he's now whipped
– komi: pygmy owl. bc they both tiny.
– washio: snowy owls. he just loves how they are. loves all of his aunt's owls tho.
– onaga: short eared owl. mainly because they remind him of someone *cough* komi *cough* and he just laughs everytime he thinks about it
– sarukui: northern hawk owl. just because.
– suzumeda: another sucker for snowy owls. she loves their name and their colour. and also because they remind her of yukie. which is a plus
– yukie: none in particular really. but her favourite owl in washio's aunt backyard is a verreaux eagle owl.
– kenma doesn't have a wii because not a lot of his favourite games are available on it. but he's saving for a ps4 since it's coming soon and his ps3 is kinda on the edge of dying of overuse
– the first time hinata had to go to karasuno was also the first time he actually rode a bike and he almost crashed with around twenty cars lmao
– on his second year, kageyama invited the second years to his birthday (hinata yamaguchi yachi AND tsukishima, not tanaka noya ennoshita narita and kinoshita lmao) and tsukishima DID go. he kept saltying over everything but after that, he and kageyama got aling wayyy better. (though the bantering enver stopped)
– akaken headcanon that they sometimes study together if a training camp is near finals week. akaashi is real bad at english and kenma has 0 brain for history
"kozume-san, do you know how the english word for exacerbate?"
"yes, also do you know what were the main characteristics of the meiji restoration?"
MANGA SPOILERS HEADCANONS
– fukunaga's mom is spanish. that's why he's so good at paella. his mom is from valencia ✌️😔
– inunaki atsumu and sakusa form ✨the asshole team✨
– ushijima and hoshiumi have the weirdest relationship ever.
"ushijima do you know how tall i am!"
"yes hoshiumi san. just yesterday you claimed you were 9 milimetres taller than hinata shoyo second best small giant 2 points less than you in stats"
"hahaha! yes! wait! i am going to tweet that! do you want me to tag you?!"
"please do not. my twitter gets clustered of all the fans tweeting about semi san and i's reunion last week"
"i'm going to tag you"
– hoshiumi COMPLETELY tweets in caps locks. there is not a single lowercase letter in the dumptrash of 15k tweets that his twitter page is.
"HAHAHA @HINATA_SHOYO I AM OFFICIALLY NINE CENTIMETRES TALLER THAN YOU I AM THE BEST SMALL GIANT PREPARE YOUR BUTTOCKS TO GET KICKED THIS SEASON BE READY YOU AND YOUR TEAM OF OVERLY TALL MEN WITH NINE CENTIMETRES LESS OF SMALL GIANT"
– hirugami (sachiro) is moniwa's vet, futakuchi and aone's turtle. the first time sachiro and furakuchi met, was the last time futakuchi set foot on hirugami's pet centre. he's now banned from going in there and he had to watch moniwa get checked from the cristal pannel
– shouko (hirugami's sister) has favoritism on sachiro. pays for her and her brother's netflix account and has set sachiro's name as "baby brother" and fukuro's name as "tall arsehole"
– also she and kanoka are in the same team
– miwa and alisa are completely dating. it's not even a headcanon anymore lmfao
– oikawa's argentinian team mates completely thought iwa's name was iwachan and the first time they saw him st the olympics they called him "iwachansito" and "iwatoto"
– they also call oikawa argentoto (yes that's frim twitter)
– both suna and kita have an soecial discount on onigiri miya. arsumu has to pay double for them
– kenma does actually own a house in roppongi hills, but didn't tell kuroo until the bedheaded went to bring kenma food and found out the house had been destroyed and was now being used as a gardening school
– yaku first saw lev's ad in yekaterinburg but didn't tell him. he has a very good laugh everytime he passed by the banner next to his house
– komori and yaku IMMEDIATELY got along. yaku was like "mmmmmmmmmmm a tall libero i see ,':/" and komori was like "haha yea anyway the way you dug that ball was amazing :3" and yaku fell in love
– atsumu' hair isn't that blonde only because of bleach but also because he spends some weekends helping kita with the farm and the sun has cleared it
– hinata is sakusa's favourite.
– tenma and bokuto get along pretty well, and akaashi is scared tenma will start going feral now that he's met bokuto
– ima wrap this up bc it's becoming long lmao ty for listening to my night rambles ily all
–also no it's not well edited i'm on my phone lol
– will probably do again if my mental health goes on like this which is very probable lmao
– good night
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a messy explanation of things and unnecessary information about life lately
soooo... right. i’m sorry i haven’t really been around aside from popping in here and there, and that i’ve been taking longer than usual to reply to things / not replying to things at all. it’s NOT that i’m upset with anyone or trying to ignore / avoid anyone, and it’s not that i don’t care / don’t love talking to you (whomstever you may be) i love chatting with y’all and wish i could get myself to reply to things quicker but i do not control the me lmfao honestly my sleep has never had a schedule but in recent weeks it’s kinda been operating like there’s a lil gremlin in my head who spins a wheel and picks my sleeping times at random - and it’s either like.. two hours or most of a day. there hasn’t been a lot of in between so that’s a thing!!
also in a fun added mix of maybe sleep?, missing meds, being stuck in the house more often than not, and the FUCKING EVERYTHING happening in the world right now my mental health is... probably run by the same goblin that runs my sleep schedule lmao consistency whomst?? since the lockdown started the depression has of course been around more but actually, worse than that, is how my anxiety - and by extension: my ocd - have really amped up and i need y’all to know that the struggle is painfully real (and another thing that affects shit like my replies and writing. reading as well. fics have been kinda stressful and that should be illegal. who authorized this?) i don’t hate talking about it but i don’t really like it either?? especially like.. in depth. but i will say there has been crying, screaming, pain!, and i’ve acquired a few physical injuries.
so
yeah
on a personal level - a ‘just me’ level - shit is an even bigger mess than usual lmao but all these things will get better eventually - they always do.
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NOW
ON A PERSONAL LEVEL - THE FULL LEVEL - THINGS.... are pretty great actually! i mean aside from the state of my fucking house e__e but Josh has been working from home for two (2) months now and it’s been really nice - people complaining about their partners being home?? can’t relate. yknow what?? i just might love that tall bastard even more from all this.fuck all y’all miserable fucks
we’ve been going out for drives and we’ve gone fishing and the only place i’ve gone too that’s re-opened is goodwill. because i require.. the shop. they do have a masks required rule! (at least at the one here) and, alongside that, the places we’ve gone that never closed (like grocery stores and the gas station and the hardware store) have social distancing rules and stuff in place which i love. can we keep social distancing after this is all over?? more things here in wisconsin are opening up and we might go to some. idk though. we also might not. either way its still a weird kind of exciting to see things opening back up?? even though i do think we’re not totally in the clear because most of our gov. sucks (our mayor tried to extend our stay-at-home order - keyword there is TRIED. we are the land of cheese, cows, and no fucking braincells for anyone)
having pets is obviously not a new thing for me but it’s still a thing. so it takes time and effort and energy and patience and love and a certain disregard for your own safety (claws. they really be as sharp as you think) so... it can be stressful, especially cuz we’ve had to keep them inside more as it gets hot out and something keeps breaking our porch screens (our cats are allowed onto our screened in porch or they can go out in a harness but we will never let them run free outside. fuck that noise) my bbies are all so cute and their personalities and idiosyncrasies are just... *chefs kiss* i love em and they’re definitely a part of what has made quarantine better
i’ve seen my mom a few times, like for my birthday and when she needed help moving Isaiah from one dorm to another and such, but that’s primarily been an option because she has become anti-mask and anti-stay-at-home-order. initially she wasn’t - she gave Isaiah and i fun lil masks since at that time trying to buy them would be impossible and she thought nothing of staying home - but i guess either as its dragged on or as she’s consumed her middle-right wing news that changed s o. she does take social distancing in public very seriously though, so at least there’s that. our favorite coffee shop, where we - pre-lockdown - always went one (1) or two (2) times a week to do art for hours re-opens on monday and that’s one of the few things i’ve truly missed.
josh’s camping trip for this weekend with his friends had to be cancelled because the parks weren’t going to open in time. so today they’re going somewhere to do at least some of the things they would have done if they had gone camping. bikes, bonfires, and cigars. i’m kinda jealous negl but he was really excited about it so mostly i’m happy
trying to figure out how human services was running things during lockdown was rough but thankfully it didn’t take much to get it sorted. mostly because my mom made the phone call i was supposed to lol (the phone anxiety is on its own level) so wednesday afternoon my mom sat with me while i had the appointment with my psychiatrist over speakerphone (which was.. an experience)
ummm.....
OH YEAH! Probably absolutely my favorite thing that’s happened is: WE’RE STARTING THE SEARCH FOR A NEW HOUSE!!!! it doesn’t mean we’re gonna be moving soon or anything, we don’t want to make the same mistake twice (buying the first house you tour that you love) because while it is a great house ultimately it is way too small for us. i mean there’s me and josh, all six cats, and ALL OUR SHIT. listen: i have an entire room dedicated to my various hobbies. and a walk in closet that isn’t big enough. and we both have collections we love and want to display (right now upstairs its hello kitty and downstairs its astronomy and the titanic. and then there’s pop figures, mtg, collectibles, our bottle collection and various knickknacks, etc.) plus all our books! then furniture and cat furniture (i.e towers) and all their shit because they are spoiled babies. and god forbid we ever have a human kid?? yeah. it’s just not big enough.
so we’re gonna take more time with this choice but what we do know is:: we wanna live out in the country (i’m paranoid and don’t like to be looked at and he loves the outdoors, lived on a farm for awhile. i also enjoy the outdoors but mostly since we moved into this house i’ve struggled with doing anything outside... while we only have one neighbor on our road. but there’s one across the road and one at the other side of our backyard and that’s just too much lol)
lets see.. um.... my birthday was may 2nd and that was pretty nice, for a pandemic birthday. there’s been a lot of stuff happening involving josh’s family but that’s not something i really wanna get into on here, tho i will say things have been better in recent weeks and it’s been... really nice. josh and i went to his mom’s house the other night and got drunk with her for fun and i actually had a really good time?? and didn’t complain about going?? that’s kinda unheard of.
i don’t have a job anymore - haven’t since early march-ish - and it kinda sucks but also the universe really did me a solid because my choices were either allow myself to work until i have a mental break again or quit. and i was leaning towards quitting (things had been going down hill with the owner and other employees and just the business as a whole for awhile and there’s a limit to the amount of bullshit i can take thanks) but now it doesn’t seem i have to. why do i think i’m jobless? i was barely working anyway, bc of the snow business was slow, and in march i got really sick and stayed home for a week. the day i was supposed to go back i was still sick, and covid19 was starting to become more of a serious situation everywhere, so josh called in for me and explained that between still being sick and my anxiety over covid (asthma + a not so great immune system) i wasn’t going in that day. i never heard from them again. so.
but it’s all good - there are some options but i’m not looking into them seriously until it’s safe to.
SO
THAT’S ALL OF FUCKING THAT ON THAT
i felt it wouldn’t be a bad idea to come on here and explain A. what’s been going on and B. where i’ve been and C. that if i haven’t responded to you or acknowledged something you sent me / tagged me in it’s literally just because i either forgot to (for all reasons and none) or i don’t have the mental space / energy to. but that doesn’t mean you have to stop talking to me! even if i don’t respond or respond immediately i do read everything and i would die for any one of you fuckers (especially my clowns and the tom hardy movie)
oh! and just btw - sometimes i don’t get notifications (quelle surprise) tumblr and skype should really pair up and talk about their truly great systems that function so well /s 8| ANYWAY: the best and most reliable ways to get my attention are twitter ( @/mieczyhale) and discord (same name) because i have yet to see their notifications fail. ahem.
i feel like i’m missing things / forgetting things but honestly this post is long enough and also enough of a rambley mess that i’m just gonna try and ignore that feeling and carry on with my goddamn day so i might actually accomplish something. sorry if there’s spelling off or missing words. i’m not taking the time to re-read this and might even delete it bc it’s already giving me anxiety bUT WE’LL SEE ALRIGHT HI AND BYE I LOVE YOU GUYS <3
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an accurate guide about red velvet
So since so many people are getting into Red Velvet recently, I decided to make a guide to help them out. You know, give yall some slack because learning five names is super hard. A guide accompanied by my half-assed jokes, interesting.
PSA: If you’re only here to stan the girls because of their recent comebacks like Peek-A-Boo and Bad Boy and are going to drop them as soon as they release tracks similar to Dumb Dumb and Ice Cream Cake, leave because we don’t want you here.
Now that we got that out of the way, let’s get straight to business (TO DEFEAT THE HUNS WHY DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS)
Basic Facts
Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed by SM Entertainment in 2014.
There are five members (OT4 stans can choke).
They debuted on August 1st in 2014 with a single called “Happiness”.
Fandom name is Reveluv. Since “rêve” means “dream” in French, the meaning behind the fandom name is that us, Reveluvs, make their dreams come true and Red Velvet gives us their immense love in return, thus the “luv” part. Sometimes they also call us “Luvies”.
Official fandom colour is pastel coral and not red because l o g i c
The fact that they were formed by SM Entertainment doesn’t mean they got a free ride to the top so sit your entitled asses down, thanks.
Now, you see, they weren’t actually supposed to debut in 2014. I bet you must be confused but don’t worry, it is I, your trusty homie, that is gonna help you realize how many similarities every student has with SM lmao plus the reason for their early debut.
2014 was a rough year for our buddy Lee Soo Man. Jessica left Girl’s Generation; Sulli left f(x); Kris, Tao and Luhan left EXO... This, of course, caused a goddamn World War III amongst the fans of the respective groups. They were about to go in front of the official SM building with torches and pitchforks to demand SM to step up their game. To calm the situation down, our amigo SM must have thought: “Welp I sure fucked up. How the hell do I fix this? Wait, I have an idea! Let’s debut another girl group to cover up all the shit that has been piling up for years now!”
And your boi gone and did it. He basically debuted another group despite the number of problems he had to deal with already. This is every student ever, just make another problem to cover up the first one.
Red Velvet debuted with four members; Irene, Seulgi, Wendy and Joy. The “Happiness” music video got 2 million views in a day and was the most viewed kpop music video for the month of August in 2014. See, the queens already breaking records.
However, the original version of “Happiness” was full of controversial topics such as 9/11 being the most prominent one. This caused such hate to the girls that everyone started calling them “flops”. Lmao Red Velvet stays unbothered as the kpop act with the most Billboard charted albums bYE.
Some of you still may be wondering what the hell happened with Yeri. Well, because their debut was rushed and due to her age, Yeri, unfortunately, couldn’t debut with them. When Red Velvet debuted, Yeri was 15 years old so basically a child.
“bUt jiSUnG fROM ncT DreAM dEBuTed wHeN hE WAs onlY FoUrteEn”
Before, there was a law which stated that kids under the age of 16 couldn’t debut.
No need to worry fellow Yeri stans! Red Velvet only released another single called “Be Natural” before Yeri was officially added. The single featured NCT’s Taeyong on it too so if you are one of those fangirls, better go and check it out because your oppar is there + it is an underrated bop.
Yeri was added to the group during Ice Cream Cake era! Of course, many people hated her, acting as if Red Velvet released so many songs and solved world hunger without Yeri. Um, bitch they had two songs take a seat.
Discography and music in general lol
IT IS GOLD!1!!!!111!!
Okay listen, every single song of theirs makes me thot-drop in the middle of the goddamn school. Jesus Christ sunbaenim is shaking.
Albums: Ice Cream Cake, The Red, The Velvet, Russian Roulette, Rookie, The Red Summer, Perfect Velvet, The Perfect Red Velvet.
Queens of naming their albums don’t even @ me.
Listen to every single song if you want to cure your depression, clear your skin, feed your children and harvest your crops. Seriously, all of their b-sides are so amazing and such bops they are worth a listen and you, as a person who chose to stan Red Velvet, deserve to have your ears cleansed.
Another topic that I want to bring up is “the red concept” and “the velvet concept”. It is not complicated. Basically what it means is that they split their concepts into two. The red concepts are more upbeat, catchy and poppy songs such as Dumb Dumb, Rookie, Russian Roulette etc. However, the velvet concept is where they show their mature, more serious ballads. Songs that represent the velvet side are Automatic, One of These Nights, Peek-A-Boo etc.
They filmed 13 music videos so you are going to get attacked by visuals 13 times, good luck.
The members
The most interesting and fun part of this guide to be honest. So yeah, five members and five completely different personalities. Trust me, you’re gonna love every single one of these girls because they all have such amazing personalities and are extremely funny. Get abroad the homo express!
- Stage name: Irene
- Real name: Bae Joohyun
- Colour: Pink
- Position: Leader, Visual, Main Rapper, Lead Dancer, Vocal
- She really is a bae tho we love a powerful woman
- Born on March 29th, 1991; the eldest
- She literally looks five what the fuck
- tiny
- Takes pictures of everyone and everything so that she can stare at them while she does the laundry because she is such a mom
- “Shut the fuck up I am not a mom”
- A GODDESS PLUS TOP VISUAL OF THIS GENERATION NO PRINTER JUST FAX
- loves pussy
- Drinks men tears to stay hydrated
- Forgets names of her kids aka the rest of Red Velvet
- Snorts laundry detergent
- Talk shit get hit
- Silent but plotting world domination with her at the top
- Speaking of tops, she doms bYE
- She survived the World War II and was Stalin's deskmate when they were in the third grade
- xXButtLoverXx
- Likes winning. Who got to the finish line first? Her. Who travelled to space first? Her. Who found the cure for world hunger? Her.
- Actually very talented in everything she does and is a blessing to humanity
- Stage name: Seulgi
- Real name: Kang Seulgi
- Colour: Orange
- Position: Main Dancer, Lead Vocal
- Either as fluffy as a teddy bear or a fucking sex God there is no in between
- Born on February 10th, 1994; second eldest
- hER EYES MAKE ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY
- She, in general, makes me question my sexuality
- also tiny
- “Hello I am the 71st prettiest face in the world”
- First half of the “DD” also known as “Dumbass Duo”
- Someone help her she is lost in time and space
- The type of person to put a red sock to wash with the whites
- Is not capable of doing the splits because she dumb lmao
- How the fuck is one this confused???
- Gets bullied by her members a lot
- A sunshine in human form. You know that sun from the Teletubbies? That be Seulgi
- Her abs make me feel like Kylie Jenner, y’know... pregnant
- “If there’s no food I’m going home”
- THE number one fan of Beyonce™
- Pringles advocate
- She didn’t train for 7 years to have people shit talking her because she is multitalented and leaves people all around the world shooketh
- Stage name: Wendy
- Real name: Son Seungwan
- Colour: Blue
- Position: Main Vocal, English speaker
- Is also a HELLA good rapper
- Born on February 21st, 1994; third eldest
- Used to live in Toronto when she was younger, her English proceeds to give everyone a boner
- the tiniest out of all
- The kpop singer with the widest vocal range (this is an actual fact)
- “S H I N E O N M E”
- So caring it makes me bawl. She literally cooks for everyone and is so supportive it is truly beautiful
- Is actually the one behind the iconic “PARK SOOYOUNG! WHEN YOU SMILE I SMILE TOO”
- If she ever covers your song, you can say goodbye to it because it’s hers now
- A soccer mom
- Also that famous Kris Jenner “You’re doing amazing sweetie” meme
- Rescue her scalp someone pls
- Probably used “WHOMST” once in her lifetime unironically
- The gayest out of all the gays
- She is a boob person and also has a very nice butt Irene knows
- Once stacked a gazillion hats on top of her head because why the fuck not
- Is also a sexy pornstar ... no wait, I meant a “saxophonist”
- Is so beautiful and deserves all the love in this entire world but the world doesn’t deserve her at all
- Stage name: Joy
- Real name: Park Sooyoung
- Colour: Green
- Position: Lead Rapper, Lead Vocal, Mood-maker
- + an actress
- Born on September 3rd, 1996: fourth eldest
- Invented “cute” and “sexy” don’t fight me on this
- TALL (for a Red Velvet member lmfao)
- Has the prettiest profile, God took extra time in crafting such a masterpiece
- Speaking of God... God is real and in a form of Park Sooyoung
- Likes finer things in life such as herself
- If the song “Me Too” was a human, it would be her
- Ruthless
- When she gets scared her soul deadass leaves her body and it is hilarious
- A dramatic bitch
- HAS THE BEST BODY SORRY YALL CAN’T COMPETE
- Can get very angery
- Probably was kinkshamed by someone once
- Is having a mental breakdown at every waking moment
- “Can you stop I’m very sensitive”
- Tom to Yeri’s Jerry
- Just the most amazing human being, an all-rounder and a happy virus
- Stage name: Yeri
- Real name: Kim Yerim
- Colour: Purple
- Position: Maknae, Lead Rapper, Sub Dancer, Vocal, Songwriter
- Is being an absolute savage a talent?
- Born on March 5th, 1999; the youngest
- The other half of the “Dumbass Duo”
- So much sass is contained in this tiny human being
- Plans to take over SM soon one day
- HAS THE MOST CONTAGIOUS LAUGH IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND IT IS SO GENUINE I LOVE IT
- Likes pineapple on pizza cancelled
- The OG Sone
- A mess
- (ง •̀_•́)ง
- Not a big spoon nor a little spoon, she a knife
- Tries her best
- Knows everyone and everything; what a social butterfly it warms my heart
- Likes to read smut so all of you smut fanfiction writers, watch out, she is lurking
- SPEAKING OF LURKING
- She lowkey had a fan account that was all about Girl’s Generation
- A woman we all aspire to be
- Is an actual cinnamon roll that yes, could kill you but everyone loves her because she really improved a lot. WE WATCHED HER GROW UP INTO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SHE IS NOW B L E S S
Popular ships, let’s play a game where you guess which two people are paired up (not like it is completely obvious)
SEULRENE
WENRENE
WENSEUL
JOYRI
YERENE
JOYGI
JOYDY
WENRI
SEULRI
Ending note
On a more serious note, Red Velvet is an amazing girl group that deserves so much more. I hope this at least got you to check them out. If not, your loss lol.
I could use a fuckton adjectives to describe their perfection but trust me, that ain’t enough.
Anyways, OT4 stans can fuck off, don’t comment on this post.
Just love all the girls and don’t point out their insecurities in a rude way mmkay?
This is all from me and I hope you enjoyed and that this helped you and maybe made you chuckle (maybe?)
If there is another question that you want me to answer, ask me because I would love to.
P.S. It doesn’t have to be Red Velvet related because I am trash that stans more groups than the number of bad jokes I made in this post.
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ranger actors i have truly properly hugged this weekend:
- ADAM TUOMIN oh god you guys he was so sweet i didn’t even buy a picture and he hugged me anyway this was yesterday and then TODAY we ran into him and jorge on their way back from the con and he remembered me (sort of) and we talked all the way to the elevators and we also ran into him on our way to the con today and he was like hey what’s up HIS ACCENT IS SO THICK BUT ITS SO WARM AND NICE AND HE IS SO WARM AND NICE AND I LOVE HIM in this house we stan the first male pink ranger
- dwayne cameron oh my god he was like all alone no line when i passed by him and i felt so bad so i threw a $20 bill at him and was like hi BIG FANS love operation overdrive anniversary seasons are my JAM totes remembered you from dino thunder as ethan’s bully omg why did you always play assholes and he was like yeah!! i did!! and i was worried if people would see me as a good guy with tyzonn!! and i asked about what the fuck was up w vella and her just like being there and he was like ya she was supposed to die but we didn’t want kids to be upset and i know we should never root for fridged women but i told him i loved mack/tyzonn instead because they were beauty and the beast :) and then i got a pic with him and he’s so STRONG AND WARM and he hugged me so tight i was like aight i’m a tyzonn stan now
- HECTOR WHEN WE SAW HIM AT THE CAR VALET he literally announced he was coming yesterday then showed up while we were waiting for our car and we screamed and he was like heyyy and we were like WE LOVE YOU and he was like aww let’s have a hug and he didn’t get me in his first group hug so i asked for a second w just me and he hugged me :)
- SELWYN WARD ALSO AT THE CAR VALET LMFAO he was just There and ofc we were like OMG HI and he was so charming and sweet and laughing and came over and hugged us all AND HE SMELLED SO NICE YOU GUYS I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HIS FACE he’s so handsome and perfect i love him
- peter which i talked about yesterday so whatever... he’s cute tho
- AZIM HUGGED ME LIKE EVERY FUCKING TIME I SAW HIM so like five times. i love him he’s so much he’s so beautiful and wonderful and perfect i also hugged his gf jordan who is beautiful and AMZING AND OUR NEW BEST FRIEND she follows us on insta now god i love her i love him what a power couple
- cameron hugged us all goodbye and he told us “you guys are the best” he also gave me an autographed pic for FREE because he loves us and god he’s so tall and funny and i love him
- ANGIE DIAZ oh my god she and richard are the sweetest best ever i love them so much we all got a group pic w them and we talked to richard about mystic force forever he’s so handsome and funny and his DIMPLES and i love them SO MUCH
we also had amazing experiences just talking to the megaforce rangers but my planes about to board so i’ll have to write that up later
#earth's defenders never shut up#hell clique takes morphicon#this was UNREAL i also think chip lynn mightve hugged us all but that was so surreal i cant be certain#we still might have hallucinated that
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SPN 1X17 Hell House
one episode this time around let’s see where this goes
so many of these start with people going where they aRE NOT ALLOWED
WHY
GUYS AT LEAST DO IT IN THE MORNING OR SOMETHING WHY GO AT NIGHT
yes go be macho there’s nothing that can go wrong here
also i meant to say this last episode but Dean’s machismo+self-sacrifice for his dad someone please give him a hug p le a s e
at least they don’t die
Sam being passed out completely backwards bahahahaha
Dean takes picture because yes, sibling prerogative
Damn and Dean’s having his fun with the music and the pranks
NAIR IN THE SHAMPOO DEAN WHAT THE FUCK
Sam using the word “misogynistic” in like 2005 threw me, damn this kid rly did go to a College didn’t he
this little montage of everyone having a different story? good perfect shit, good vibes
“hot...in a dead sort of way” “hoh..k” pfft
Lmfao and his name is Craig
DEAN IS HOLDING A KANSAS VINYL HES HOLDING THE VINYL
“only kills women” well good thing they’re both MEN absolutely NO conflict here
god I wish this show had a woman goddamn
leftover note: god i wish some of the actually cool female characters showed up again and not like...just the demon
the ghost hunterssssss
lmao Dean’s disgust at the business card
AMATEURS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
“emf?” Sam buddy oh my god
This is like that one scene in criminal minds where the girls pretend they don’t work at the fbi
does...does it erase people? whatever the monster is
PFFT PRANK WAR
I’m sure this won’t come back to bit them no sir
Jill going for the ghost instead of the pasty-ass gross motherfucker fine ok at least you have some sense
Not a lot because ur gonna get fucking murdered, ur not white or a male, sorry them’s the rules
this show....like i expected this but
I feel like the non-plot episodes are more pure Vibe, and the plot episodes aren’t as fun, but they have examination i guess?
AND SHE HAD A FULL RIDE TO UT AND A STRAIGHT A STUDENT COME ON
“Who you gonna call” ha
Sam’s fucking face when they get the ghost hunters, Sam cmon you like this at least a little bit
AT LEAST ADMIT YOU LOVE YOUR BROTHER A LITTLE BIT
WHEN IT SLOWLY CREPT UP BEHIND THEM FUCK
THAT WASN’T EVEN A JUMP SCARE THAT WAS REAL SUSPENSE
the smug face Dean pulled? good, good, liked that
BLUE OYESTER CULT LOGO OF FUCKING COURSE DEAN RECOGNIZED IT
Smug Dean is very funny, good content
...ok yeah I’m starting to see where at least some people started with the wincest thing, however it’s CLEARLY BECAUSE OF THE PRANK I HATE THIS
LMFAO THEY JUST SAID “Here you go Jensen” HAAH
the belief turns into something real oooo
THEOLOGY TEXTBOOK TURNS INTO CONCENTRATED THOUGHT TURNS INTO THE MORDECHAI MYTH THAT KEEPS GETTING SHIFTED THAT IS S O COOL
“how are we supposed to kill an idea” oooo sounds vaguely philosophy like
WHAT WOULD BUFFY DO BAHAHAHA
HEY LOOK A MONSTER HUNTING FEMALE PROTAGONIST WHY DON’T WE HAVE SOME OF THOSE
THEY’RE SO SHORT COMPARED TO THE LITERALLY 6 FOOT TALL MAIN CHARACTERS AHAHAHAHA
MAIN CHARACTERS GET 6 FEET HEIGHT
these fuckers really do put on a double act throughout the midwest
THE VERY SPECIFIC PISTOL FEAR TO HELP THEM KILL IT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is...Is dean trying to get Sam to relax and be like...kinda normal? Is that the reason behind the prank war????
ONE NORMAL WAY OF EMOTING IM B E G G IN G YOU
Fuckign glues his hand to his beer ha ha Sam
Did these fuckers just steal the laughing animatronic to lure the cops?? really??
and they nearly fucking shoot the ghost boys hahahahaha
*so anyway I started blasting WITH BOTH FUCKING PISTOLS*
Goes for the Camera
Do the guys?? know what’s up??
the micro expressions in the “great” (smile to quiver to serious mode)? holy hell
Sam you self sacrificial bastard
Dean workshops a fucking flamethrower
ayy he did the axe/baseball swing thing i love that
solution: set house on fire
Excellent, nice job Dean
I mean it works
“how many things survived cuz people believed in them” with the fire house? nice line, I like that line
Sam: calls them and tells them he’s a producer
Dean: puts a dead fish in their backseat
and they both laugh and call truce that makes me happy
hey the prank war thing was just...a prank war. no foreshadowing, just character relationships? that’s new
yippie kayak it’s wrap-up time:
1. Ok, the style and vibe of this episode? so good, so fun, so interesting. Lore is really cool, they leave it open-ended, all good. Like the sheer power of myth and people’s belief? ooo good shit
I have just realized that sounds like vague foreshadowing for the ~future~
however, I think this is built kinda like avatar where you build the characters in terms of a large goal, and tbh, I really like how it’s being done
2. actually speaking of: non-plot episodes, where both get a chance to shine, are fun, interesting, and honestly quite cool, while plot episodes are a bit more heavy, loaded and exposition-y. I hope that changes in the future tbh. The bible river dale energy is quite possibly the thing I’m not as hyped about, although that might be because I thankfully don’t have any religious trauma
the church scares me
3. Sam and Dean? good great, excellent bonding time. You have to wonder if the prank war was just Dean’s way of trying to reach out to his little brother, and tbh, it did kinda work. Anyway, they were both really fun this episode, both got good moments, 10/10 love these characters
4. The fact that they slipped and called Dean jensen makes me wonder how much the budget actually was. Like I saw on pinterest it was 20,000 entirely(which isn’t even minimum wage) and I could not find any kind of sources, so I’m inclined to believe that was very very fake. However, it’s definitely low budget(wikipedia says that no one wanted to take kripke up on this) and the fact that they managed to make something this good is a testament to the skill of the entire team working on this season. I cannot speak for the later seasons tho, as I have obviously not seen them.
5. Please. A girl character. Something. I’m begging you.
I know damn well it doesn’t happen and that makes me sad
Damn I had some thoughts this time around, that’s pretty fun. till next time~ i guess. Time to go put mom’s bday cake back into the fridge and sleep.
#pawswatchesspn#1x17 Hell House#ok see this was non plot and just everything i like#good good fun shit
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Movie Dates with ASTRO
this is a long thread!
MJ
would probably choose a comedy movie
would buy the largest size of popcorn and accidentally spill some on the way to your seats
you actually die of embarrassment around him
he would laugh at the serious moments in the movie
i kid you not this grown man would very quietly not so quietly murmur "that's what she said"
you wanted to die but it was amusing
would embarrass you by turning around to the kids sitting behind you
"this is my girlfriend (Y/N)"
"MJ what are you doi-"
"isn't she pretty?"
the kids would nod their heads and MJ would smile not before growing serious and suddenly snapping
"she's mine though, understood?!"
poor children would widen their eyes and you would give MJ a >:( look
MJ would give you a ;) look
whenever something remotely funny happened he would look at your face to see your reaction
turns out you kept a straight face the whole movie
bc
the movie wasn't funny
after the movie ended MJ would act clingy and cute
"did you like the movie?"
"hmm it was okay"
he would whine
"you're not satisfied?"
"no if you had fun then i'm satisfied"
"let's movie hop to whatever movie you would like"
"isn't that illegal"
"it's not illegal as long as you don't get caught"
MJ would make sure you had fun by randomly snickering comments in your ear which made you two burst in laughter
throw popcorn at eachother and look away pretending as if nothing happened
annoy the employees by constantly refilling popcorn
end up watching every movie in the theater
you two are probably banned tbh
in the end it doesn’t matter
the funnest time you’ve ever had at the movies
Jinjin
lets you make all the decisions
doesn't care what movie it is
just wants to spend time with you
ends up watching a movie about dogs
jinjin would subconsciously coo "aww" under his breath whenever a dog showed up
so like
during the whole movie
you learned that jinjin loves dogs
he would mutter in your ear
"let's get a dog"
seveRAL times
"how about that breed?"
"what do you think? small or big dog?"
you would just scoff but squeeze his cheeks
"you're so cute"
would hold your hand during the entire film
would randomly tap on your shoulder
"what do you want?"
"can you hold this?"
he would stick his hand in his jacket
his hands pops back up with a finger heart
would look at you proudly
"i'm such a cute boyfriend"
you would roll your eyes but return the heart
"jinjin look here"
you would pretend to look for something in your pockets
"did you forget your wallet? it's ok i paid" he would worriedly ask
"found it!" you would exclaim
sticks your hand back up
BAM! finger heart
he would uncontrollably smile
by the time you two are out of the theaters
guess what
a dog died at the end
jinjin is literally sobbing
you hug him and soothe him
"it's ok jinjin... he's in a better place now"
he cries harder and grips onto you tightly
"snowball didn't deserve that..."
"i understand"
he would be sniffing continuously on the drive home
"babe..."
he takes out his phone and starts typing passionately
"what are you doing?"
"i'm writing a five star review on the movie"
Eunwoo
chose whatever movie you wanted
paid for your ticket although you insisted it was fine
"(Y/N) i'm supposed to be paying you'll make me look bad"
"fine but i'm paying next time"
loves how stubborn you are about it
constantly asking if you want anything
"want some popcorn? or anything else? ice cream? mozzerella sticks? nachos?"
in the theater he would laugh inside at you
because you were like
about to fall asleep
your eyelids were giving up on you
your head kept falling
you tried your best to stay awake but
the
movie
was
boring
he would notice how tired you were
wouldn't say anything but would lift the seat divider up
tucks you inside his humongous winter coat
you would snuggle inside since it was warm
wraps his arms around you
kisses your forehead when he notices you fall asleep
lowkey grateful the date turned out like this
he was never interested in the movie in the first place
your eyebrows would scrunch up suddenly
he would be alarmed
it would look like you're in pain
he would rub your back soothingly
gives you multiple kisses
your expression would wash off your face upon feeling his touch
now you're smiling in your sleep
his heart is aching
he's trying not to fanboy right then and there
he loves you so much
when the movie ends he would nudge your shoulder
"(Y/N) wake up sleeping beast"
when you fully regain conscious you would be embarrased
"u-uh sorry if I ruined the date"
he would laugh
because
you made the date better than he would even imagine
"let's do this more"
he would say and wink
you die out of humiliation
Moonbin
moonbin would buy the whole food shop
like
actually
"hi can i get two large sodas, large buttered popcorn, an ice cream bar, oh do you guys have chicken nuggets? yeah? i'll take that 2 lmfaO. no wtf im not done. some mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders- what do you mean the bill is over $50? scuse me im an idol"
s m h
during the movies you two would just be talking the whole time
honestly what was the point of going if you two were just gonna have nice conversation
everybody looking at u 2 because
on moonbin's lap are the chicken tenders, mozzarella sticks, and drinks
on your lap would be the chicken nuggets, and whatever tf he ordered
a F E A S T
everyone lowkey hates u guys
bc
the chicken nuggets smelled good
and u two were conversing so casually
a kid actually kicked your guys' seat
"can u shut up i can't hear"
"scuse me i'm an idol"
"u dont look like one"
you had to restrain this GROWN man from fighting some 10 year old
don't worry about leftovers
legend says that moonbin inhales the food
you two would be having a pick up line war
"hey baby. tie your shoelaces i dont want u falling for anybody else"
"are you a laptop? bc you can make my lap warm."
"wtf was that dirty"
"no omg i swear i didnt mean it like that"
"lets break up"
a forceful kick to moonbin's chair
"SHUT THE F-"
you 2 were kicked out
what gives
the food wasnt that gr8 anyways
"its the theater's fault. shouldve put more interesting movies so we wouldnt chatter so much"
"yeah" you groaned "long movies are boring anyways"
"you know what else is lon-"
legend says that moonbin still flinches whenever you slightly raise your foot
Rocky
tHIS BOI
very quiet around people
but around you??
hohohohoho
WHO BROUGHT A MONKEY IN THIS THEATER
he's actually jumping around on his toes
"omg i'm so excite!!"
"minhyuk can u calm down"
"but the new lego movie came out and i'm really excited bc my fav character was the unicorn cat girl bc she's really nice and stuff but when shes angry shes ready to fite and i think that represents me bc u kno how im all fluffy and stuff when we first meet but like if somebody messes with me or you or anybody i am friends with they get beat up even tho im smol"
"...we're not even watching the new lego movie."
THIS KID WOULD JUST WALK UP TO THE MANAGER AND ASK FOR AN EXCHANGE OF TICKETS
"I THOUGHT WE WERE WATCHING THE NEW LEGO MOVIE WTF (Y/N)"
"YOU SAID I COULD CHOOSE"
"BUT WE'RE A TELEPATHIC COUPLE. I SENT U A MESSAGE TO CHOOSE THE NEW LEGO MOVIE."
you would massage your temples in frustration
angry -> happy when the manager lets him exchange it
in the theaters he'd be so happy
"u can be the wyldstyle to my emmet"
"mkay."
he would pout
"babe i put a lot of thinking into that pickup line so i really dont appreciate it when you start doing this to me because like i put so much in this relationshi-"
u would stuff popcorn in his mouth so he can shut up
his eyes would intently follow the movie
hes so into it!!
would laugh a little too loudly at the jokes
scrunches up face when the bad guy does something bad
widen eyes at intense scenes
when unikitty popped up on the screen
tHIS BOI
"OMG UNIKITTY!" he would scream
rips open his jacket and reveals a unikitty shirt
whole theater glaring at him
you are actually hiding in your sweater
"pls kill me"
after the movie
"minhyuk this relationship isnt working"
"wdym lol"
"you're a disgrace to me"
"huh"
"uR LIKE IN COLLEGE AND YOU'RE WEARING A UNIKITTY SHIRT TO THE MOVIES."
"i only wear my idol's merch <3"
u would sigh
he would put his jacket back on and hug u
"sry babe next time ill get a shirt with YOUR face on it"
"wow thanks"
"mhm np"
Sanha
"w-why'd u choose a horror movie"
you had to drag this tall baby in the theaters
"i don't want to..." he would whine
"please sanha"
you would perform your aegyo on him
shooting him finger hearts and comfort
"sanha u r a man u can do this"
upon hearing he's a man he'd be like
"oK i can do this i'm a man"
clinging onto your arm during the whole movie
would close his eyes and bury his face in your arm
"tell me when its over"
you would pet his floof hair
"its ok sanha, you're my brave knight arent you?"
he immediately recomposes himself and sits up straight
"yes. your majesty i will save u"
few minutes in and he gave up
is actually hugging you full on
not even watching the movie
"sanha... the movie's done now"
after u two are out the theaters
"THAT WAS AN EASY MOVIE I CAN WATCH ANYTHING NOW"
proud of himself
it was cute but
"really? wanna watch the sequel?"
sanha would loudly gulp
"um."
when he would drop you off at your house
he would be stalling time
"sanha you can go now"
"u-uh..."
"r u scared lol"
"lolololol hahahah wdym"
ends up staying the night at your place
cuddling with you the entire night
he would sort of flinch in his sleep
or his body would jump suddenly
nightmare??
u would kiss his forehead and wake him up
"are you ok?"
he would stare at you
and
HE WOULD PERFORM THE "I DREAMED OF A GHOST" AEGYO
"pls go back to sleep and never wake up"
#astro scenarios#astro reactions#astro fanfic#astro fanfiction#astro fanfics#astro fluff#kpop astro#kpop reactions#astro imagines#mj#jinjin#eunwoo#moonbin#rocky#sanha#mj scenarios#jinjin scenarios#eunwoo scenarios#moonbini scenarios#rocky scenarios#sanha scenarios
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god-tier wyatt wingfoot:
naturally, OG jack kirby wyatt is also in this level for being a very handsome and charming young man with nice hair who is a thousand feet tall (okay, 6′6″) to johnny’s little 5′9″ twink ass
cover art from the recent very badly written oil arc. the... what issue was that? #20-something? the cover with moleman where johnny is wearing three shirts tucked into his jeans and wyatt’s rocking that outdoorsy hiking look. extremely handsome.
good tier: Allred-drawn-and-colored in the otherwise mediocre fraction FF run--handsome, hunky, nice hair. like, between good and god tbh.
most 2000s and onward wyatts before the slott run are pretty good overall (even though aburtov is not a good colorist). slott issue 1 and also whichever issue was the bachelor party are both pretty good too, handsome, tall, etc. love his red tuxedo with the bolo tie.
she hulk ceremony gets up here too, by virtue of being good looking, as do most of the other graphic novel appearances (minus byrne’s) for also, being very good looking. some of the GNs have some questionably handled background stuff and ceremony uses a LOT of stereotypes but as a whole (minus byrne’s) they tend to be done pretty well and are less mocking toward wyatt and more like... you know that whole, road to hell is paved with good intentions thing? like that.
like, the ka-zar GN with wyatt isn’t bad but it’s got this HEAVILY paternalistic approach to the “primitive natives,” you know? ceremony isn’t bad, and it’s obviously written by someone who knows how race works (by virtue of, you know, being black) and there’s obviously a lot of reference being used for the art but it’s still very much steeped in the whole mystical native american stuff that has definitely not aged well (or ever?) but wyatt is also treated as a character with a complex interior and his own worries and stuff in a way that like, sensational she-hulk entirely fails to do. my feelings on these wyatt-centric GNs from the late 80s and thru the 90s are complex. he IS very handsome though.
so. otherwise those would be up there in the superb tier cause honestly he’s VERY handsome in them.
just okay tier: points deducted from ryan stegman’s wyatt NOT because he doesn’t have good wyatt vibes (he’s pretty solid honestly) but because he is an ENTIRE FOOT shorter than he should be. he’s literally like 5′6″ in she-hulks because stegman draws pretty much everyone the same size. it’s wild. the colorist is also not the best but not the worst either. if steg’s wyatt wasn’t an entire foot too small, he’d be in the good tier. he’s written good too. i like him. he’s basically teetering toward pretty good if only he’d grow 12 inches taller.
most of the interior art from the slott run. a lot of it is just. meh. apart from the 1st and bachelor issue he’s usually too skinny or too short, WAY too pale, not very handsome, just not wyatt vibes sometimes to the extent that if i didn’t know he was supposed to be wyatt i would take a few minutes to figure out who he was supposed to be. like. it’s fine. it’s just okay. he’s not totally unrecognizable. but i’m not a fan and i hate jesus aburtov’s coloring (and most of the other colorists in this run aren’t great either) (hey why does this run have like 6 different art teams)
wyatt in claremont’s run. mostly that’s just an issue i have with the art being overall very..... squishy. i don’t HATE it but i don’t love it. but i also don’t like the way claremont totally ignored every established fact about wyatt and just made up shit 👌 his personality was fine though. purely on aesthetics he’d be between “okay” and “good.”
that one single-panel appearance in the anniversary issue written by dwayne mcduffie. pros: aw he’s family, and he’s LARGE. cons: his face is not great. he’s possibly TOO large? his biceps are the size of watermelons it’s kind of a lot to take in. he’s alright tho.
there’s at least one comic (the one where lyja stalks johnny to a digsite where he’s hanging with wyatt and she-hulk) where wyatt looks like the punisher and i just. lmfao. but he’s an okay wyatt for the most part. a little TOO rugged but not the worst i’ve seen. and he was not red, which is always a bonus.
bad tier: anything with pink or light red skin, so pretty much anything from the 70s and part of the 80s. even skin color aside a lot of those artists gave him awful hair. some of them were okay but the reddish skin drags that down to bad. the only plus side was that he was always big. there were very few good wyatts between 1973 and 2000. also most of the single issues with him in them were just kind of ugly 🤷♂️
also there are a couple of really hideous wyatts from random one-off mini issues or 1-2 panel appearances through the 2000s and later that are baffling to behold and look literally nothing like him to the point of being completely unrecognizable. sometimes i wonder if the artist just hears, “he’s native american” and then draws a completely new character based on that alone. cause wow.
shit-tier: literally anything by john byrne (and glynis oliver/wein), both because it’s racist as hell both in terms of skin color (basically the only time wein didn’t make wyatt some shade of red was in the she hulk GN) and in terms of dialogue (like, jesus christ mr byrne), and also because byrne manages to make wyatt look unappealing even without color (though it’s still a marked improvement in b&w 😬).
his hair... is bad. his face... is fine i guess? his body.... is what str8 comic dudes think people who are attracted to men like. (aka a ridiculously shredded bodybuilder physique with zero body fat, flexing even when relaxed) (not a fan, thanks)
#i am inconsistent about referring w artist vs author names#also the 80s she hulk OGN had like. its moments. it wasn't ALL bad and was the only one byrne wrote where wyatt#had like a normal skin color.#but it was still imo a good premise with bad execution.#a lot of it was deeply uncomfortable in terms of sexually charged violation and obviously there's that fucking scene with wyatt#where he puts his fingers behind his head like can you NOT#but there's also the very cute scene of jen picking wyatt up and carrying him off while he laughs which i do love#anyway the issues i read from john byrne's sensational she-hulk run were also just not good#it was a struggle to read them#nadia reads comics#wyatt wingfoot
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RULES: ANSWER THESE 92 STATEMENTS AND TAG 20 PEOPLE.
i will never make it to 20 ppl but UHMMMMMM thank u @principal-mc for the tag urs was rly fun to read!!! so yes let’s jump into this LOL
THE LAST:
1. Drink: pineapple green tea boba
2. Phone call: a j-job interview
3. Text message: dnd group LMAO
4. Song you listened to: afterglow // teenage wrist
5. Time you cried: last week cuz i was catching up to bnha manga and i love all might
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: LMAO i’ve never dated
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nah
8. Been cheated on: nah
9. Lost someone special: yah
10. Been depressed: Yah
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: DSJFKDSJFS YEAH..........
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12. yellow!!! all shades of yellow!!!! i love yellow!!
13. blue!! also all shades of blue!!!!!!!
14. green!!!! all shades!!!! it’s so fresh!!!!
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: yah!!
16. Fallen out of love: nah
17. Laughed until you cried: YAH
18. Found out someone was talking about you: oh yes and it was HILARIOUS
19. Met someone who changed you: i think every1 i’ve ever met has changed me and i’m grateful for it no matter if it was good or bad tbh
20. Found out who your friends are: yes but i want it on record i love everyone i’ve ever been friends with even if in the end they sucked
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: n-no?
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of em i think!!! a couple of internet friends, but fb is reserved for irl friends LMAO
23. Do you have any pets: i have two doggos and two cats and an aquarium!!! i love all my pets qq
24. Do you want to change your name: eh
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: we went out for sushi!!!
26. What time did you wake up: around 11am sdgfdsgdfs
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: drawing LMAO
28. Name something you can’t wait for: i’m literally excited for each new day!!! every day is full of possibilities and even tho i may spend a lot of those days sittin at home drawing ocs at least i can be excited abt it!!!
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: mayhaps five minutes ago
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i think i’m v go w/ the flow and look at things brightly so: i wouldn’t rly change things! but if i could, i think life would be easier on me if i wasn’t diagnosed w diabetes ;v;
31. What are you listening right now: your deep rest // the hotelier
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i almost said no but i DO know a thomas and that’s damn close enough
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: (i’m too pleasant i can’t think of anything i’m rly pissed abt right now haha)
34. Most visited Website: twitter i think :”o
35. Mole/s: i have a couple of moles on my face & left elbow ye ye
36. Mark/s: i have stretch marks and cat scratches hAHA.... i think a lot of the scars i have are like, cat inflicted, and the few times i’ve hurt myself either doing sculpture or cooking LMFAO..
37. Childhood dream: UHHH i wanted to be a fashion designer!! deep down i’d still like to do that hehe
38. Hair color: black!!
39. Long or short hair: it’s getting long!! i used to do a 1920s bob cut to my hair a lot but i’ve liked growing it out ;o; it’s past my shoulders now!!!
40. Do you have a crush on someone: nope lol
41. What do you like about yourself: oh!!!! i used to hate myself a whole lot, but now i can say w confidence that: i like me. i like everything about me. i like that part of me that learned to like myself best. <3
42. Piercings: just ear piercings!! my mom got em done when i was a few months old ;v;
43. Blood type: i am 90% sure i’m O negative
44. Nickname: AJ!!! Jebs!!! Mando!!!
45. Relationship status: single and not caring LEL
46. Zodiac: taurus sun! cancer moon! taurus rising!
47. Pronouns: she/her, they/them! :>
48. Favorite TV Show/s: warehouse 13, dark matter, power rangers, kamen rider, sense8, friends, parks & rec, age of youth, the x files, atelier
49. Tattoos: none but i want one qq
50. Right or left hand: righty!!
51. Surgery: nopeee
52. Hair dyed in different color: i bleached my hair once in like.... 8th/9th grade.... we do not. speak of that, ever
53. Sport: i love sports but i don’t play on teams anymore haha x_x!!! i used to do basketball and karate!!! i like hiking, badminton, and bowling, too!!! i think i love hiking the most tho i don’t think it’s rly a sport LMAO
55. Vacation: i like roadtrips!!! i like traveling in general!!!!! it’s fun to explore and see the world around us and meet people and experience things!!!
56. Pair of trainers: i have reeboks & vans isos......! i like my vans best tho LMAOO they’re stylish and comfortable for walks
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: i last ate ginisang ampalaya w/ mango & bagoong ;w;
58. Drinking: rn i’m chugging water LMAO
59. I’m about to: d-drawwwwwwww
61. Waiting for: sleep qq
62. Want: g-gas money
63. Get married: nahhhh
64. Career: graphic design or journalism qq
65. Hugs or kisses: hugs ;o;
66. Lips or eyes: eyes!!
67. Shorter or taller: i’m rly tall s-so i don’t have a preference either way actually ;v;
68. Older or younger: eh
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: ah... i think i like arms best qq
71. Sensitive or loud: haha....... i dunno.......... i suppose someone who meshes w/ my personality well......... tho i suppose i’d like someone more extroverted ;v;
72. Hook up or relationship: i!!! dunno. i don’t think i rly mind or care HAHA
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: there is nothing wrong with a lil bit of rebellion
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a stranger: nah but that sounds fun
75. Drank hard liquor: yah
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: i stopped wearing contacts cuz i lost them all the time ashdjfjdsfds
77. Turned someone down: yah and mostly it’s been pleasant
78. Sex in the first date: nope but i am.... unopposed...... wow i sound like a Freak zamn
79. Broken someone’s heart: GOD I HOPE NOT THAT’S A LOT OF PRESSURE
80. Had your heart broken: y-ya but not in the way u think ;o;
81. Been arrested: nope i’m CLEAN and absolutely did not just talk abt underage drinking officer
82. Cried when someone died: yea...........
83. Fallen for a friend: nope and thank God
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: yes!!! i am a bright and wonderful person and i’m capable of anything i put my mind to!!!!!!!
85. Miracles: yah cuz idk how i passed math
86. Love at first sight: me w/ food
87. Santa Claus: i cannot confirm nor deny his existence. santa claus is the ultimate cryptid
88. Kiss on the first date: why not lmaoooo
89. Angels: yah
OTHER:
90. Current best friend’s name: NOOO i have too many beloved best friends
91. Eyecolor: brown HAHA.......
92. Favorite movie: i can’t pick one so here’s a top 10 list: the fifth element, amelie, moonrise kingdom, kiki’s delivery service, princess and the frog, treasure planet, suspiria, how to steal a million, practical magic, & under the tuscan sun
i’d have put more wes anderson movies but...... i truly like moonrise kingdom best.... this is what happens when ur a film hoe u can’t keep urself to one movie cuz i wanna talk abt all of them bye
TAGGING: @pixelberry-pippa @pixelberrygardens @diamondsaregold @hollyashton @maxwellbaemont @jakesmckenzies @stormholt @thedarknessoftheendlesshss @hermiethefrog @quinn-kelly @i-am-a-fandom-hoe @zigsexual @playhwu-hss @annelysesadair @quinnskelly @punexpectedly @protect-drake @joyfulchoices @elenasanchez @hssuser OHO I DID IT NICE HAVE FUN ALSO U DON’T HAVE TO BUT Y A H
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Oh you set yourself up for this. Let's go odds on the "hit me" ask
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
My friend Mikayla, this was like 3 maybe 4 years ago
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My awesome girlfriend Tessa
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
Yeah she totally would
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
Yes i do!
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Nope!
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
:)
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
No idea
15. What good thing happened this summer?
I started dating the best girl in the entire world, also saw Suicide Squad twice in theaters
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
Oh fuck yes!
19. Do you like bubble baths?
Nope
21. What are you bad habits?
I pick my nose
23. Do you have trust issues?
Fuck don’t even get me started...
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
Nothing, i love it all!
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
Nope, love it how it is!
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
Yeah like one but they’re ex’s for a reason, it wasn’t meant to be
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
Fuck no lmao
33. Spell your name with your chin.
fdricvsfdx
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
I’d rather die than lose one
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
Fuck all, that’s why it’s an awkward Silence
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
Comic book shops, Walmart
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Uhh.....Depends on what they did with that first chance
43. Do you smile at strangers?
If they smile first
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Sitting up mostly...
47. Have you ever been high?
Fuck, numerous times
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
Nope
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
Nope
53. Favourite makeup brand?
Wat?
55. Favourite blog?
Mine #sorrynotsorry
57. Favourite food?
Pizza
59. First thing you ate this morning?
Bowl of frosted cheerios
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
Suspended for a week for throwing firecrackers
63. Ever been in love?
I am right now with my beautiful girl
65. Are you hungry right now?
Nah
67. Facebook or Twitter?
Facebook
69. Are you watching tv right now?
Nah
71. Craving something? What?
Sleep, didn’t get a wink last night
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No
75. Favorite Animal?
Sloth, so relatable tbh
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Why not both? (Vanilla tho)
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Black
81. Favourite tv show?
Gotham
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
Mean Girls, duh
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
Gretchen or Karen, toss up really
87. First person you talked to today?
My mom
89. Name a person you hate?
My ex whom shalt not be named
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
See above question^^^
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
One
95. Last movie you watched?
Evil Dead II
97. Favourite actor?
Robert Englund
99. Have any pets?
Two Cats
101. Do you type fast?
Maybe
103. Can you spell well?
Lel i fuckign wish
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
Technically
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
Once
109. Is something irritating you right now?
Headache
111. Do you have trust issues?
Didn’t i already answer this one?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
Nothing
115. Do you play the Wii?
Nope
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
When i’m sick yeah
119. Favourite book?
The Invisible Man
121. Are you mean?
Bitch i might be
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
No cause i don’t wear white shoes
125. Do you believe in true love?
Yep
127. What makes you happy?
My girlfriend
129. What your zodiac sign?
Libra
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Jackpot cause i’m already dating her
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
"Living in a bubble baby, the bubble’s no reality, you got to have a look outside there’s nothing in the bubble that’s the way it’s supposed to be, and when it blows you’ll hit the ground”
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
“Nah i didn’t steal your pepsi” *takes sip of as i say this*
137. How tall are you?
5′6
139. Brunette or Blonde?
Am i or do i prefer?
141. Night or Day?
Night
143. Are you a vegetarian?
Do i look like some veggie eating pussy to you?
145. Tea or Coffee?
Soda
147. Mars or Snickers?
Both
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
Lmfao fuck no!
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1:Full name.- Toni Rivera2:Zodiac sign.- The best sign of them all... Aries !3:3 fears.- the dark, losing my bff, and um failing4:3 things I love.my bff.. duh, video games and being a streamer/creator5:4 turn on’s.- big butt, nice smile, great humor/personality, nice boobs 6:4 turn off’s.- negativity, liars, hypocrites, and i don't know7:My best friend?- @queenfvckit8:Sexual orientation?- Gayyyyy9:My best first date?- haven't had one 10:How tall am I?- 5'6"11:What do I miss?- not a what but who.. my dad, uncle and cousin12:What time was I born?-9 something am13:Favorite color?- Green 14:Do I have a crush?- what even is that !? 15:Favorite quote?- When you've reached a certain point of your life, there are people out there waiting to see you fall,but rather than let gravity take you down, sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands and fly!16:Favorite place?- My Tigers Den aka my recording and streaming area aka my bedroom 17:Favorite food?- Pizza 🍕 😋18:Do I use sarcasm?- lmfao never 19:What am I listening to right now?- The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air20:First thing I notice in new person?- Smile or eyes 21:Shoe size?- 7 in men and 8 in woman but i wear men's shoes always 22:Eye color?- Light brown23:Hair color? - brown 24: Favorite style of clothing?- comfy, stylish, men's clothes 25:Ever done a prank call?- yes 😂26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now?- black boxer briefs 27:Meaning behind my URL?- some people call me Tone and I'm gay so i combined the two28:Favorite movie?- umm this is a hard one but um either Captain America Civil War or the Fast and Furious series. 29:Favorite song?- Ooh 😲 this ones super tough. i'll say Mark My Words by Justin Bieber 30:Favorite band?- don't have one31:How I feel right now?- in pain cuz the right side of my ribs hurt when i laugh or breathe too heavy. 32:Someone I love.- My bff33:My current relationship status.- Single 34:My relationship with my parents.- Dads dead and don't talk to my mom much35:Favorite holiday.- Easter36:Tattoos and piercing I have.- 3 tats all on my left arm (3 roses on my inner forearm, tigers eyes on the outer forearm close to the wrist and a matching sister tattoo on my inner bicep), and just my ears pierced. 37:Tattoos and piercing I want.- lots more tattoos i want to have a full sleeve at some point and maybe my tongue and maybe big maybe my nose 38:The reason I joined Tumblr.- cuz i wanted to be gayer 39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?- well she hates me (lmao that's what she says cuz she's a pain in the ass) but i still love her, we're best friends 40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?- well yeah41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?- nope42:When did I last hold hands?- um i held my nephews hand today, does that count ? 43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?- maybe 30 minutes 44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days? - nope 👎🏼 but you can't really tell either, it's def been like 3 weeks45: Where am I right now?- in my not so comfy bed 46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?- it better be my bff 47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?- loud af48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?- no i do not49:Am I excited for anything?- to be financially stable with some extra spending money but something a little sooner than that going back to school for a degree in graphic design50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?- nah (don't have many friends)51:How often do I wear a fake smile?- not very often but it does happen occasionally 52:When was the last time I hugged someone?- i hugged my nephew a few hours ago53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?- well if we've both moved on then just gotta except it 54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?- um not sure55:What is something I disliked about today?- i streamed too late56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?- Selena Gomez 😍😝57:What do I think about most?- making it as a streamer/ gamer and meeting my bff 58:What’s my strangest talent?- i'm untalented so nothing 59:Do I have any strange phobias?- not that i know of 60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?- in front now but it hasn't always been that way61:What was the last lie I told?- hell i don't know. i do my best to be as honest as possible 62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?- since i've met my bff... both !63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?- Yes and Yes64:Do I believe in magic?- Hell yes65:Do I believe in luck?- to an extent66:What’s the weather like right now?- a bit cool67:What was the last book I’ve read?- The making of Optic Gaming 68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?- yes69:Do I have any nicknames?- Tone, Baloney70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?- nothing horrible but i messed up my rotator cup in my left shoulder 71:Do I spend money or save it?- both, i save money so i can spend it 72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? - wth of course i can touch my nose with a tongue but touching my nose with MY tongue no i can't 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?- i have pink writing on my t shirt 74:Favorite animal?- Tiger75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?- talking on the phone and working on my laptop76:What do I think Satan’s last name is?- James 😂 jk i don't fucking know77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?- anything edm or Bieber78:How can you win my heart? - be yourself, be positive and a good sense of humor79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?- Here lies the best fucking person ever Tone Balone aka Toni Rivera80:What is my favorite word?- um i'm not even sure 81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr?- @queenfvckit- @1beyond-it- @wevegothighhopes- @bieber-news- @selenagomez-updates 😍82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?- please subscribe to me on youtube and connect with me on all my social medias to stay up to date on what i'm doing and when i'll be uploading or streaming (insert list of social media accounts) 83:Do I have any relatives in jail?- yes unfortunately #FreeJonathan84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?- Read people's mind85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?- no idea, never really thought about it86:What is my current desktop picture?- Captain America87:Had sex?- yes88:Bought condoms?- no89:Gotten pregnant?- noooooo90:Failed a class?- yes 91:Kissed a boy?- unfortunately 92:Kissed a girl?- only in my dreams but hopefully irl really really soon93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?- no but that's hella cute and goals af94:Had job?- yep 👍🏼 95:Left the house without my wallet?- fuck yes and it pisses me off every time96:Bullied someone on the Internet?- never 97:Had sex in public?- no98:Played on a sports team?- hell yeah 99:Smoked weed?- not yet100:Did drugs?- nah101:Smoked cigarettes?- second hand but that's it102:Drank alcohol?- once but it was gross 103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?- fuck no104:Been overweight?- well yeah 105:Been underweight?- nope106:Been to a wedding?- yes 107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?- fuck yes all the damn time really, it's my unpaid job (for now)108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?- used to109:Been outside my home country?- nope110:Gotten my heart broken?- yes111:Been to a professional sports game?- yes112:Broken a bone?- never 113:Cut myself?- on purpose no by accident a whole fucking lot114:Been to prom?- nope115:Been in airplane? - yes but i was a baby 116: Fly by helicopter?- nope but i was supposed to but couldn't because of weather conditions 117:What concerts have I been to?- R. Kelly, N'SYNC and um that's it i think118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?- well duh that's how being gay works 119:Learned another language?- eh120:Wore make up?- like twice121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?- no122:Had oral sex?- no123:Dyed my hair?- no124:Voted in a presidential election?- yes.. twice125:Rode in an ambulance?- nope but i've been inside one to learn about what's in it126:Had a surgery?- nopers127:Met someone famous?- i wish128:Stalked someone on a social network?- lmao who hasn't !? 129:Peed outside?- not that i can think of130:Been fishing?- sure have 131:Helped with charity?- yes Relay For Life and many others132:Been rejected by a crush?- um probably 133:Broken a mirror?- no134:What do I want for birthday?- a gaming pc and gaming chair135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?- maybe two, for a boy Christian or Vince maybe even Anthony or Christian Anthony yep that's the one and for a girl hmm 🤔 Katie 136:Was I named after anyone?- yes, my dad. they thought i was gonna be a boy so i would've been a jr but then i ended up being a girl so they just named me Toni instead of Anthony obvi 137:Do I like my handwriting?- fuck no 138:What was my favorite toy as a child?- Legos 139:Favorite TV Show?- Ugh so many but Pretty Little Liars140:Where do I want to live when older?- well i'm 23 but i'd love to live in Cali or Canada 141:Play any musical instrument?- yes drums and a little guitar. been a while since i've played either one tho142:One of my scars, how did I get it?- On my cheek and neck, i was attacked by a dog when i was younger and it scratched me pretty deep, had to get stitches.143:Favorite pizza topping?- cheese but if it's Pizza Hut pepperoni is delicious144:Am I afraid of the dark?- yes 145:Am I afraid of heights?- no way146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?- yeah of course147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?- um i don't remember 148:What I’m really bad at.- expressing myself 149:What my greatest achievements are.- sleeping 150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.- shut the fuck up fat ass 151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery.- well depends on how much it is, but buy a car, house, have the ultimate gaming setup/ room, visit my bff, give money to some people in my immediate family and the bff152:What do I like about myself?- my smile and eyes 153:My closest Tumblr friend.- @queenfvckit154:Something I fantasies about.- sex with a girl155:Any question you’d like- why am i so amazing ? welp you can thank my parents for that but that's a question you have to ask my creator cuz i couldn't tell ya 😂🙌🏼😍
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