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Attention Lazytownies!

Hey, you! Do you like Lazytown and its characters/related stuff? Do you wanna talk with other people that ALSO like Lazytown and its characters and related stuff? We’ve got a Discord server for that!

You are formally invited to the Lazytown community server! Not to be confused with its Facebook Official fandom counterpart (we love you guys tho), our cozy space is hand tailored for creatives! Chat with your fellow denizens, interact with cool headcanons, roleplay with our many villains, or simply lurk. Our tight and active moderator team works hard to ensure you nothing more than a safe welcome, as security and keeping their members safe is their top priority. With channels buzzing with new art, ocs, and headcanons, there's always something to look at! Feel free to explore the community and make new friends within this niche fanbase. There’s always something for everyone! https://discord.com/invite/ynJZyrWXzP

Imagine your emotionless/stoic F/O suddenly hug you and say “I love you”. Maybe it's their first time saying it, or they rarely show affection, so it's a special moment.

You ever see someone’s f/o and just immediately be like

Like you’re already familiar with a character and you’re like “o damn girlie you got the motherload they’ll treat you right”

i love you disabled self shippers. i love you self shippers going through a flare up. i love you self shippers with chronic pain. i love you self shippers with brain fog. i love yo self shippers who get dizzy when they stand up. i love you self shippers who use mobility aids. i love you self shippers who cant get a diagnosis. i love you self shippers with mental disabilities. i love you self shippers who are getting worse, and dont know what to do. i love you self shippers who cant go to a doctor. i love you disabled self shippers.

Seeing "proship dni" (or the variety of rude variations that folks think are cute/clever *sigh*) in controversial communities, attached to dead dove content, or on selfship posts makes my head spin every damn time

my brother in christ, who else is gonna stick up for you? the antis? lol. lmao, even.

♡ is your f/o a cuddly sleeper? Do they hold you tight against their chest and keep you there until morning?

♡ is your f/o a puppy dog sleeper? Just so happy to be near you that they fall asleep and flop all over you, sleeping so peacefully just to knowing they're next to you?

♡ is your f/o a watchful sleeper? They doze off protectively and comfortably by your side but they're poised and prepared to handle anything that may seek to hurt you?

♡ is your f/o some other kind of sleeper? A Spooner? A hand holder? A face buried in your shoulder sleeper? Whatever the case may be, just know that being able to sleep in the same bed as you is one of those little joys for your f/o, one of those things most people take for granted but your f/o loves it with all their heart and soul ♡

¤ I only have time to scroll and think right before bed, so apologies for two sleep themed things back to back ^^"

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

imagine walking in on your f/o jerking off.

you hear noise from behind a door while walking by. it sounds like your f/o might be talking aloud to themself, but its quiet enough that you arent sure what youre hearing.

youre curious. the door is open a crack... so you gently push it open, not wanting to disturb. you dont open it enough to be noticable, but enough that you can see and hear better.

your eyes widen as you realize whats happening - their hand is in their pants, little noises keep slipping out, and you hear your name being moaned out. theyre obviously trying to keep quiet, and you realize that maybe you should do something.

you debate with yourself for a split second - do you leave and not mention this, or... should you be honest and let them know youre here?

you decide to be honest.

maybe your f/o gets embarrassed upon noticing you, all flustered! trying to cover themself, nervously asking "h-how much did you hear?", blushing profusely.

or maybe, your f/o isnt really embarrassed at all. maybe, they invite you over, teasing you for watching, and flustering you instead.

both ways? you end up doing more than just watching.

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

💌 f/o letters 💌

do YOU want a letter from your beloved? here's how to get one!

reblog with your f/o and their source, your relationship with them, and anything you want them to include in the letter! please keep this sfw. the length of the letter will aim to be 2-3 paragraphs. max one f/o and one entry (reblog) per person!

please have anon asks turned on! if you cannot have anon asks on, please include an 🫧 at the end of your post! i will send an ask to let you know your letter is ready so you can turn on anon, and then you can turn it right off!

it might take me a while to get to everyone, so please be patient 🙇

i will turn off reblogs once this hits 50 entries!

this is pro-ship safe: please do not interact if you're not pro-ship safe!

Oh goodness! Imagine something magical happens and you get turned into a chibi! That’s right a chibi version of yourself and you now can sit in the palm of your f/os hands, claws, limbs. Etc. imagine how large and huge they are! But imagine them also squeezing and cooing about how adorable you are to them! And so they kiss you and their lips cover half of your head~

They treat you like you’re their little sweet, delicate doll that they must forever protect and cherish!

You even take a ride on their shoulder or sit on top of their head~

Orrrrr… let’s reverse the role! Imagine your f/o suddenly turned into a chibi and you get to hold them in the palm of your hand! How would they react? Would they get all huffy and puffy about it, would they squee with you over how adorable they are sitting in your pocket? Oh just how adorable is this situation~

You carry them everywhere you go, and they tag along with you on your daily routines. And if someone were to start anything with you, they come out and tell them off despite how small they are! Smol but protective!

Imagine you kissing their cute little Chibi face when you pick them up, your kisses just about smother and drown them in affection, hehe~

I kindly ask that antis do not interact, bitte und danke 💜👑

I'm really tired of people who share f/o's acting like they're better than those of us who don't. Selfshipping is extremely personal for a lot of people and there's nothing wrong with not wanting to see other people with a character that means that much to you.

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INTERSEX SELFSHIPPERS I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR F/OS LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shout out to self shippers that are so so sleepy. your f/o loves your sleepy face. theyll place soft kisses on your forehead while youre sleeping, and cuddle with you if you want it. theyll never be upset with you for needing more sleep and theyll always let you get the extra rest you need!

Hello! I was just talking to your F/O, and they told me they love you very dearly! They told me not to tell... but how could I not? You are loved by your F/O!