New Camp Jupiter Camper: Praetor Levesque and Praetor Zhang are so professional.
Other New Camper: I know. So poised and put together and serious.
Percy Jackson: *rolling up to camp for College blaring on the horn of his parents Prius* FRANK! HAZEL!
Frank and Hazel: *screaming their heads off and booking it down the road, Frank occasionally excitedly turning into different animals as he goes* PERCY!!!
Percy: *parking the car but exiting out of it through the open window* AAAAAAHH!!! GUYS!!!!
Frank: YOU’RE HERE!!!
Hazel: YAY!!!!
Percy: WHOOOOO!!! HAZEL YOU’RE PRAETOR NOW! SHUT UP I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!
Hazel: WE MISSED YOU!
Percy: WE MISSED YOU!
Annabeth: *exiting out of the passenger side door* Yeah, we did!
Hazel: ANNABETH!!! AAAAAH!!!
Annabeth: AAAAAAH!!
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the best possible N7 day experience was @roarmoreau messaging me with this completed Garrus x Fall Out Boy commission
I have been kicking my feet and giggling about this all day, thank you times one trillion for this perfect perfect perfect art 💙💙💙
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I took my car to a mechanic to fix the alignment on the 29th and they just told me today that it was stolen on the 31st. I am furious
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i don’t know why i am the way i am btw. also there’s something in the static. i think i’ve been having revelations. if you even care.
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