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Hobbits sext by sending each other pictures of food
A farmer sends her girlfriend a picture of the amazing strawberries she's just picked and the girlfriend responds with a picture of a freshly baked loaf of brown bread
Yes i know hobbits don't have 21st century technology but you know what I mean
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Being employed as a servant in Grór's court is not easy
#grór#grór lord of the iron hills#the iron hills#durin's folk#the royal line of durin#sapphic#sorta#hahahaha#tolkien#my art#the hobbit#the lord of the rings#lotr#dwarrowdam#tolkien dwarves#the longbeards#tolkien fanart
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Her eyes sung of burning flame
As of fire and blood did she reign
happy international women's day 🥳 figured some sapphic content is the perfect way to celebrate so i'm sharing Alphes' 'oh' moment :)
its so them to realise theyre in love in the midst of fire and death
drew this a little while ago as a screenshot redraw and i'll probably redraw it again at a later time
#international womens day#womens day#womens week#sapphic#lesbians#elf lesbians#elf lady#tauriel#tauriel lotr#tauriel the hobbit#alphes of greenwood#my oc#tolkien oc#elf oc#desolation of smaug#tolkien elves#queer elves#lynx posts#lynx draws#tauphes#tauriel x alphes#oc x canon#greenwood kids
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The issue with genderbending
Why is it everytime (not really like a good amount of times tho) when i see someone genderbend a character they use it to make a gay ship straight. my most obvious example is fem harry (also Bilbo. who they name Bilba... the fuck???). Let it be be gay you cowards. or genderbend the other guy too and give us the sapphic love story we deserve. break free from agressive heterosexuality.
#do it you cowards#why Bilba???#Pick another name#literally anyone.#harry potter#make it gay#or achillean#or sapphic#we deserve two lesbian witches taking over the world#or a lesbian hobbit/ dwarf couple robbing a big lizard.#hp fanfic#genderbend#gender blog
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#I 100% stan Tauriel as lesbian and confused in the hobbit#also I’m NOT putting Tauriel x Thranduil becuase puke#Tauriel#the hobbit#queer hobbit movies#hobbit movies#lotr#Tolkien elves#Tauriel ships#Tauriel x kili#Tauriel x Legolas#Tauriel x sigrid#Elithilanor polls#polls#it’s night of the sapphic polls I guess
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If you post wlw/nblw content for any of these fandoms/characters like/reblog please
Bungou Stray Dogs
Tiffany Valentine
Bleach
Harley Quinn
Poison Ivy
Tolkien
Misa Amane
#bungou stray dogs#tiffany valentine#bleach#harley quinn#poison ivy#tolkien#the hobbit#the lord of the rings#lord of the rings#the silmarillion#wlw#nblw#sapphic#lesbian#my post#death note#misa misa#misa amane
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I think a perfect relationship for me would be with another sapphic woman that is also a homebody.
Like, I’d cook her favorite potato dishes, and she’d bake me bread (I’m bad at baking bread), and then we could eat the food we made for each other - together - whilst rewatching LOTR.
We could just be two fun lil gays cozied up under a blanket, eating snacks, drinking iced coffee, and watching the gayest straight movie in existence. It’d be perfect 🥰
#LOTR#hobbits#cottagecore#cozy cottage#sapphic#lesbian#lgbtqia#food and drink#bread#potatoes#homoromantic#ace spec#lovely#plus sized#fat liberation
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I'm not really into this colour changes but well, some watercolors I did over the year, moments of connection.
#myart#traditional art#illustration#watercolor#ink#oc artist#original art#sapphic#wlw#lesbian#fairycore#goblin aesthetic#fairy art#fantasy#hobbits
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Orctober 2023, fourteen
Once again on the prompt list!! Day 14, “Duality.”
Going a little personal with this one – whether in Tock’s realm, in Arda, or anywhere else, I’m always gonna be caught between the Orcs and whatever small, earth-aligned fae are also around. Featuring Runav/Ruby and Datura Took from my fic “Corundum Solanaceae.”
(They’re married ❤ )
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Bonus art and stories ~ Prints, comics and more!
#orctober#orcs#orc woman#tolkien#tolkien art#fanart#fic rec#hobbit#lord of the rings#hobbitses#wives#queer#queer art#queer romance#sapphic#body posi art#ooh shiny#drawing challenge
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I need more tumblr friends so if you are looking for a new mutual pls message me I’ll add some of my interests to the tags
#arctic monkeys#melanie martinez#halsey#sza#pjo#percy jackson#lord of the rings#lotr#the hobbit#merlin bbc#anne with an e#minecraft#bee and puppycat#smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#baking#writing#writblr#artblr#sapphic#wlw#the chocolate guy#cottagecore#dark academia#poetry
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A sapphic Hobbit and Elf couple. Lord of the Rings is already pretty queer, but it can always be more.
#cosmicluci#digital art#fan art#lord of the rings fanart#lord of the rings#lotr fanart#lotr oc#lotr elf#hobbits#hobbit#lgbt art#lgbt#lesbian#lesbian art#sapphic#sapphic art
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Human and dwarrow
#my art#sketch#dwarves#tolkien dwarves#dwarrowdam#maybe#the race of men#middle earth#the hobbit#tolkien#OC#sorta idk who they are hahahah#the lord of the rings#lotr#maybe this is in bree or something#this is sapphic probably hhaha#human x dwarf
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hi!! I was recently at a book store and had absolutely no idea what to get. you seem to have impeccable taste in everything (homestuck, the locked tomb, ur whole aesthetic) so I was wondering if you had a list of books you'd recommend! have a good one (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡
This is very flattering, thank you 🥰 I like a lot of novels and comics so it would probably be easier for me to narrow it down if you gave me a genre you like but if you’re open to anything here are some of my favs!
Beauty by Hubert and Kerascoët
“When the repulsively ugly Coddie unintentionally saves a fairy from a spell, she does not understand the poisonous nature of the wish granted her by the fairy. The village folk no longer see her as repulsive and stinking of fish—they now perceive her as magnetically beautiful—which does not help her in her village. A young local lord saves her, but it soon becomes apparent that Coddie's destiny may be far greater than anyone ever imagined. Caustic and flamboyant, this fairy tale offers grownups an engrossing take on the nature and corrupting power of beauty, in our age of obsession with it.” (The art in this book is so so so gorgeous. Also I love dark fairytales)
Not Simple by Natsume Ono
“Ian, a young man with a fractured family history, travels from Australia to England to America in the hope of realizing his dreams and reuniting with his beloved sister. His story unfolds backwards through the framing narrative of Jim, a reporter driven to capture Ian’s experiences in a novel: not simple. A story within a story, a book within a book, a tale about the search for family, for an emotional home.” (This one has some really dark themes, highly recommended looking up content warnings before you read. It WILL make you cry, but it’s one of the most beautifully plotted novels I’ve ever read. Also the art style rules.)
Not even gonna bother to introduce this one cause it’s so famous but if you’ve never read the Hobbit, I highly recommend it. Especially because bookstores are always making pretty gilded versions of the book cause it’s so famous.
A short story but: Ligeia by Edgar Allen Poe (sorry I know he sucked) but that short story and the poem it features left a big impression on me. I feel like I can’t describe what the story is about without spoiling it, but if you like stories about mysterious and beautiful women who are involved with the supernatural and death, then you might like this short story!
Okay last one since I don’t want to make this list too long (I have a lot more recommendations if you’d like, these were the first that came to mind!)
Snotgirl by Bryan Lee O’Malley and Leslie Hung
I’m struggling to find a description for the series as a whole, probably because it’s still slowly being released and it comes out in monthly issues (you can usually find the issues compiled into graphic novel format in bookstores, which I still need to get, I only have the issues) But basically it’s about a social media influencer named Lottie Person. She gets wrapped up in a sapphic supernatural romance with a big mystery element. If you’re a fan of the famed “toxic yuri” then this is the series for you, 100%. I’ve actually been meaning to do a re-read 👀
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Trick or treat! 🐈⬛🍬 Would love wlw codywan thoughts, please! May that revolve around a published fic (She Plays Bass, maybe 👀) or unrelated ideas
Happy Halloween!!! 🎃🐈⬛🎃🐈⬛
Lol most of my thoughts regarding sapphic Codywan are screeching, ❗❗❗❗❗, and general keysmashing, but I'll do my best! 😘
Unless stated otherwise, Lady Wan is a l w a y s Mullet Wan. To me. From my own fics, she wouldn't have the mullet in the Hobbit/LoTR fusion probably, and I think I drew her with a ponytail in the Star Trek AU, but in my heart, Lady Wan rocks the Big Jedi Mullet 25/8
Speaking of the Star Trek AU, I like to think that they promoted Obi-Wan into the officership in an attempt to distance her from sciency stuff she could inadvisably touch as much as because she's just a good leader. She gives Cody even more migraines than having to try to contain her curls does
Part of why I love writing sapphic Codywan so much is because they just lend themselves to the hypercompetent-useless-lesbian trope so well, and as someone who is completely and helplessly in love with Gorls myself, I can relate haha
It's been too long since I've thought about She Plays Bass!! My thoughts for you today on that is that Cody's 1000% favorite place for Obi-Wan to sit is on her face, and Obi-Wan is rightfully obsessed with Cody's thighs and singlehandedly becomes the reason that Cody can't wear any kind of shorts/skirts on stage. Also, the mental image of them kissing on stage a la Bruce Springsteen and Clarence Clemmons lives rent free in my head.
She Plays Bass thoughts part two--Obi-Wan and Fox are probably fucking obnoxious together on tour. Just constantly bickering and taking the piss out of each other just because they can and they're happy to have a worthy verbal sparring partner. Everyone hates them. They will not shut up.
Cody's banana briefs are real!! I have to keep talking myself out of buying them haha. https://rodeoh.com/collections/briefs/products/brief-harness-banana
Thanks for playing, @dontbelasagnax!! Mwuah!!
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lotr (aragorn x boromir) modern au moment, bc u cannot stop me
Sooo… I rly like all modern AUs but my sister rewoke my love for band au recently and I want to share my thoughts.
There is a bar involved. With a scene on which anyone who wants can play. Name of the bar is Lady of Lórien (I have no other idea, I’m still not sure) and it’s owned by Gandalf.
Three hunters is a band. We all know who plays there. We have Gimli on drums, Legolas as singer and piano, and Aragorn electric guitar and singer.
Hobbits also have their little music group but I rly have no good idea for them, and I don’t want to write some shit only to include them, so I BEG U, if you have any ideas i’d love to hear them!!!
Arwen is a solo singer (dating Éowyn in my mind, i need sapphic ship). Her gf is her biggest supporter and she is a great music producer and dj.
So now. I am a sucker recently for Arwen & Boromir as best friends. How? Idk rly, I just need them to get along somehow. And hear me out, Boromir is a drummer, like very good, but he has nobody to play with besides his brother. He writes tho, and some songs he writes he gives to Arwen bc even if his voice is good it’s not like crazy amazing and he doesn’t want people to know he is doing things.
Faramir is playing the violin. It suits him.
And Aragorn also writes his own songs duh. And somehow because of Arwen they meet one day at the bar and they have the crazy experience of getting to know one another.
AND NOW, because that is the final thought bc of which I started to write this post at the beginning. Aragorn can play a lot of instruments, generally he’s a very talented guy. He thinks Boromir only plays drums and writes. But at some point he hears him PLAYING THE PIANO. And he’s totally like “o shit he’s hot when he’s emotional”. And he joins him and they play together and it’s so cute and it’s just teeth rotting fluff.
No thoughts, just them being gay
#lotr#boromir#lord of the rings#the lord of the rings#aragorn#aragorn x boromir#faramir#legolas#gimli#lotr prompts#lotr fanfic#gandalf the grey#lord help me#arwen
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Tag people you want to get to know better
tagged by: @ghost-maya thank you I’m honored ☺️
last song: the German Barbara rhubarb song from TikTok it is such a BOP and scratches my brain so right 🥧
currently watching: One Piece, Apothecary diaries, Mashle, Frieren, dimension 20,dungeon meshi amongst others (go watch these autism shows y’all)
three ships: Zosan, Supercorp, Harlivy (I hail from sapphic fandoms originally 🌈)
favorite colors: blue! The best color
currently consuming: just ate a croissant 🥐
first ship: oh god don’t come at me with this it’s either Luigi x Daisy or Shikamaru and Temari from Naruto 🙈 I am ashamed lol but I was like 12
birthplace: 🇩🇰
current location: my living room ✨in 🇩🇰
relationship status: single as fuck 🥲
last movie: the Hobbit: desolation of Smaug I think 💍
currently working on: a ZoSan mechanical bull fic I’ve been procrastinating on for months (since that Taz video came out 👀✨)
tagging (no pressure): @anniilaugh @brunetta6blog @agreekdemigod @inoreuct if you wanna
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