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Hyperfixations are a fucking drug, dude. All I have to do is think about Thorin Oakenshield and suddenly I'm like
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I low key love the scene in The Hobbit where Legolas calls Gimli a hideous creature because I like to imagine when he sees him in Fellowship he’s like
“Oh.”
“Oh no.”
“He’s 𝘩𝘰𝘵."
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The king's toy - Thranduil x fem!reader
warning : smutish, use of wine, possesive, some degradation, obsession
Summary : The Elven King Thranduil, ruler of Mirkwood and his pretty toy. A human woman, no more than a second of beauty in the king's infinite life. But with every second they spend together, he consumes her more and more. In the end, she had no choice but to obey her king.
Info : So Thranduil or the Hobbit mini phase you could say has taken hold of me after I saw some scenes with my mother this morning. So have this little slightly more dark thing for the elven king
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°,,From this day forward, you are nin múl," said the king of the mirkwood. He looked down at her from the high throne made of deer antlers and wood. She was his beautiful human wife, actually a traveling singer in a group from different parts of the world. But with money, precious stones and the command of a king, her "companions" were worth more than her. Now she knelt before him, her gaze undecided and fearful, knowing that she belonged to him. But this fact, this absurdity, frightened her even more. His gaze let her know that he would bring her to so much more.
°He had not called her my slave for nothing. She quickly learned not to disobey his orders. His guards, his own son, had recaptured her from the forest within a few hours. No matter how many times she was carried away, the ropes closed around her body, precisely encircling and yet holding her tight. Her pleas were met with a pitying look from the prince. ,,Don't struggle...it makes it easier," he said to her as he brought her into the throne room. The rope on her hands was loosened slightly by Legolas, but she would not get out of the hall.
°,,Again and again! Understand at last that you belong to me," he demanded, gesturing to his son. She did not see the hesitant look as he knew what this would mean. But another look was not necessary as he gave his father his well-formed staff and disappeared with a dismissive look. The footsteps faded and it seemed dead silent between them. ,,Please, Your Majesty, let me-just let me go," she tried, wincing as the wood of the staff settled under her chin. He forced her to look at him and she flinched as his cold fingers laid on her cheeks.
°In the time she had been here, she had quickly learned that he was not purely interested in the physical. No, there was the night when he lost himself in her, wanted to hear the sounds she made, wanted to let everyone hear them. He took her body as he wanted, used her as he wanted and yet his eyes flashed in the mirror again and again when he took her. But just when their eyes met in the mirror, she saw his obsession as he pulled her close, his hands exploring her crown. He saw her beauty, the thought of holding her in his hands and having her for himself.
°Another thing besides the punishments from the blows with his staff, sword or hand was his emotionality. When he looked at her he was calm and almost happy, but when she used her talent to play the harp she was better than the elves. She was Thranduil's personal songbird, playing for him while the king looked at her, read a book or hummed along. It was the only time she blossomed and felt at ease when she played the harp. But it was then that she felt the pitying gaze of Legolas. But her father saw it too.
°He saw his son looking at the pretty creature. He imagined that he also wanted to give her something. Love and devotion. Something the king could not allow. Under other circumstances, he would have let his son have fun with it. But those would have been different circumstances. Now it was different and perhaps it was the rise of evil, the dwarves, the dragon and the ring. Maybe it was the loss of his wife, the emotions or it was all together that made him become so obsessive.
°She only became even more his perfect favorite, his pretty star in matching clothes. Initially white hip dresses with bright gemstones, robes and blouses that hid her body underneath. Only visible to the king in his bedroom when the wine flowed over her, wetting her skin and turning the white a dark red. It was a favorite of the king to kiss and lick the sweetly tart wine from her bed with the finest steel. Forged to leave her in place. Until at some point it went so far that her body was covered with the most necessary. Silver threads threaded with diamonds barely covered her nipples, a simple crown of wood with white roses on her head and a white, almost transparent fabric wrapped around her midriff. Her fingers were adorned with precious rings, gifts from her king.
°Whenever she saw him, she was nestled against his leg on the throne. Playing the harp, her gaze blank and evasive, resigning herself to her life was the harp that kept her alive. Before he pulled her onto his throne whether there were guests in the room or not. Who was to stop him for he was the king of mirkwood and his actions were right and proper. His son would not have the opportunity to mess with his diamond and everyone else would be honored to be in his presence.
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@tinfairies
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the pervasive fanon characterization of thranduil as a vain manbaby obsessed with being the prettiest at best and a detached ivory-tower wealthy asshole at worst is so weird because even in the character-assassinating trainwreck that's the hobbit movieverse he's very much a warrior king who gets covered in blood on the regular. he does not care about stained clothes and hairs out of place - his own son is tracking spider webs and guts through the halls daily because he's one of the guards in their spider-invested forest.
#thranduil#in defense of the elvenking#elvenking thranduil#legolas#the hobbit#hobbit movies#i'm going through the tags and i'm in pain
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Drew up a Older Shail, nearing the time of the LOTR Trilogy.
Nicknamed the "Bloody Badger Queen"
Took up training soldiers in the Ironhills on survival tactics
Half blinded and scarred after protecting her son from a warg attack
Grew out her beard and hair, a bit neater with braiding but still filled with foilage.from the forrest
Wears a makeshift cape from Ori's old coat from their journey to reclaim the lonely mountain.
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I didn't have room for Sméagol, and anyway he's a sweetheart.
#tolkien#jrr tolkien#lord of the rings#silmarillion#the hobbit#hobbit movies#hobbit#lotr#fantasy#annoying#lotr poll#tolkien polls#lotr fandom
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Thorin bts spam 117 / ?
#thorin oakenshield#my gorgeous husband#thorin#my love#thorin spam#the hobbit bts#hobbit movies#richard armitage
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Kili and Tauriel inspired by my friends modern au!
plant id list under cut
Plants from left to right-
hoya compacta, burro’s tail succulent, hoya curtsii, string of hearts, hoya krimson queen, hoya kerrii
monstera, hoya macrophylla (or latifolia), haworthia, hoya australis, lithops
string of turtles, rabbit foot fern, bear’s paws succulent, fuschia
baby kitty smaug pawprints jumpscare
#lord of the rings#lotr#the hobbit#hobbit#kili#kili uses they/them in this au#kiliel#hobbit movies#tauriel#this was a gift for my friend fi of their modern au kiliel#this is from october 2022#old art#emilyyart
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He looks so intense then it immediately turns to suprise.
#bagginshield#gandalf#the hobbit#bree#richard armitage#thorin oakenshield#lord of the rings#lotr#hobbit movies#hobbits
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Legolas: Books v Movies v Movies
When I first read Lord of the Rings, Legolas was my favourite character. I don’t even especially remember why – probably something simple like also enjoying forests and archery – but I liked him. Spare a thought for teenage me telling people that Legolas was my favourite character and being called a liar to my face when I said it wasn’t because I fancied Orlando Bloom.
Let’s just say that when I…
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Reasons Legolas loves his friends
Gimli
Perfect hug height
Gifts pretty gems
Comforting to be around, due to strong build and hard axe (take of that what you will)
Strong!!! Arms are nice for hugs!!!
Always down for games, competitions, debates, and mischief
Beard is well-kept, magnificently fluffy and lovely to touch (if you can convince him to allow you to)
Aragorn
Wise, gives very good advice
Kingly
Has grown so big!!! and so strong!!! since they first met when Aragorn was a little kid in Rivendell!!! and Legolas is so proud of him!!!
Hale-hearted and kind
Knows all the fun Elvish drinking songs
Good emotional control
Healing hands are warm and gentle
Arwen
Sweet! So so sweet! Buys treats for Legolas!
Makes Aragorn bathe so he doesn’t smell bad
Understands that sometimes you just need to be around some trees
Also knows all the fun Elvish drinking songs, and is a soprano to Aragorn and Legolas’s tenors, so she rounds out the choir
Well read, tells good stories
Faramir
Loves Aragorn as much as Legolas does
Likes flowers and trees as much as Legolas does
Compliments Legolas’s pretty hair
Wise beyond his years and very kind, so much more so than he believes himself to be (towards the end, Denethor would refer to him as stupid, unwise and inexperienced, and after a while he genuinely started to believe it, even though it’s not true)
Merry and Pippin (he can’t tell which is which, and regularly calls them by each other’s names, but he still considers them both his friends)
Very funny and cheerful
Entertaining to be around
Schemes! Always down for schemes!
Tell the best stories
Always have food
Eowyn
Sings like an angel--maybe even better than Arwen. Legolas is in the process of teaching her Elvish songs so she can sing with him at festivities.
Always down to race horses with him and others
Understands the need to leave the city and run around in the fields, climb trees, swim in rivers, etcetera
Loves animals, like Legolas does
Elladan and Elrohir
Understand the need to go into nature and just be
Always down for archery
Tell very good stories
Can live off the land, which Legolas respects
Lighthearted! Both Elladan and Elrohir and Legolas love to laugh and joke!
Know all the funny songs from Mirkwood due to a short time of residence there
Tauriel
Always down for adventure
Always down for archery
Always down for singing and festivities--they like the same songs
Passionate
Athletic
A skilled healer
Very pretty! For a while, Legolas really thought she would be the one he would soul-bond with and marry. However, this was not to be--the two have remained friends and nothing more, and he visits her whenever he returns to the Greenwood
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I remain on the goof-course
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this stupid scene right here.
(this scene haunts me. when the question of thranduil's motive for showing up is raised, HE brings up that Bard's people need help, HE implies that he came to give that help, HE delivers on this by actually bringing food for the starving, freezing, broke homeless humans, and then he still says that it's not why he showed up??? WHY IS HE SAYING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE JUST SAID
This would make sense if Bard was the one who inferred that Thranduil is here to help and Thranduil coldly dispelled that notion, but no!! It's literally Thranduil who brings up the saving only to then dismiss it as irrelevant. WHY DID HE BRING IT UP IF HE THINKS IT'S IMMATERIAL AND HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT??
And why oh why would he be giving them food in the first place if he doesn't care about them at all.
This is such a transparent way to have the necessary deus ex machina food-wise while making sure Bard will never reference this in his talks with Thorin, or Gandalf, or Thranduil or Bilbo. I mean it's also not like Thorin's beef with Thranduil in the movies specifically has to do with him not helping desperate dragon-displaced refugees or anything right - yknow, something that Thranduil is now doing while Thorin is the one turning them away. Nope, we're not gonna go into any of this? What it might mean about the two of them as people, good or bad? No? We're still meant to take "I've seen how you treat your friends" as the gospel truth assessment of Thranduil's character? WELL OKAY THEN.)
(still not how you pronounce 'long will i tarry ere i begin this war for gold' by the way)
#i had fun rereading dionetaofavalon's hobbit posts lol#took me right back to my roots#poorly laid out sarcastic commentary over shit quality screencaps is my passion#the hobbit#tbotfa#hobbit movies#the hobbit: the battle of the five armies#battle of the five armies#thranduil#movie thranduil#bard
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Company of Oakensheild :
Circus AU
Thorin: Ringmaster
Bilbo: Costume Manager
Fili: Knife Throwing
Kili: Archer
Balin: Backstage Supervisor
Dwalin: Strong Man
Gloin: Ticket Salesman
Oin: Stand by Medic
Dori: Poodle Dancer
Nori: Sword Juggler
Ori: Clown in training
Bofur: Top Clown
Bifur: Retired Axe Thrower
Bombur: Circus Cook
Others
Thranduil: Tightrope Walker
Tauriel: Acrobat
Legolas: Acrobat
Bard: Head of Tent Setup
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