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Maribat but with hanahaki disease but not in the "Love me or I will die way" more like this:
Marinette passes Damian and Jon in the hall: *Smiles and waves*
Jon: *Smiles and Waves back*
Damian: *Nods in acknowledgement*
(As soon as Mari turns the corner)
Damian:*Clears his throat to get rid of the urge to cough, a single rose petal leaves his mouth*
Jon, to Damian: For the love of everything holy, just tell the girl that you like her
Damian: I would rather die thank you
#maribat#ml x dc#dc x mlb#marinette x damian#mlb x dc#maridami#hanahaki disease#but its just annoying and inconvenient#He is too scared to be rejected by her#Unseen by Damian but Jon Hears it#Is Marinette turning the corner#running to the bathroom#and promptly letting loose a dozens worth of rose petals#but she has allergies here and with every sneeze comes a new petal#everytime she sees the petals she thinks of Damian and why they are there#babygirl is stuck in a loop
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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give me more fics where Eddie runs into Steve and Robin, running around after being drugged (and tortured) by the Russians at Starcourt. Steve, dopy and sweet and acting like dumbest puppy- and did i mention his face was beat in? Robin, flailing all over steve and giggling with him as they sway, more intertwined than humanly possible, eyes unfocused. and Eddie, faking calm as he tries to herd them to a bathroom and planning to kill whoever drugged his these loopy sailors that he’s been annoying all summer.
#steve ‘your hair is sooooooo pretty eds. uuurrrr sooo pretty eddie’#robin ‘Steve steve steve steve steve it’s called BACK to the future because his mom wants to fu-‘#*proceeds to stumble over steve and then trip and make them both go flying*#eddie trying not to unleash hell on whoever drugged them- at least not while they need calm (spoiler: he is not calm)#suprising steve manages to look like the prettiest princess even after lying on a dirty bathroom floor after throwing up#dustin comes and gets them (he saw eddie- who he saw take them- pacing outside the bathroom while the two had their canon heart to heart)#and steve- still a bit out of it- just promptly kisses eddie on the lips in thanks before running after dustin#and steve didn’t regret it#(steve didn’t know what to do with that information as starcourt burned behind him)#also robin gave steve the *u like crabby pattie’s don’t you squidward.* SpongeBob face. cannon#steve harrington#starcourt mall#eddie munson#robin buckley#platonic soulmates#steve and robin#eddie munson has a crush on steve harrington#kiss#gay kiss#bi kiss#drugged by russians#the russians#sweet steve harrington#steddie#steve x eddie
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There’s nothing I can say to out of town guests to make them understand. You cannot shut the washer once it’s task is done. You cannot leave the bathroom door shut. You cannot leave a damp towel on the ground.
The mold is coming. The mildew creeps ever closer. You cannot defeat it but you must take all the steps you can to fight it lest it overtake your dwelling.
#ramblies#my mother in law is the latest in house guests who do not understand#the Pnw does not fuck around#things will not just dry on their own and everything will mold if you aren’t careful#we’re making extra trips at night to open the bathroom after she shuts the door behind her#I just found the washer too late left closed after her laundry#it reeks and I’m running a hot load to try to cleanse it somewhat but it might need a whole vinegar rinse
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CloneTok
Cody: everyone stitch this with the most messed up war crime your general has committed right in front of you I’ll start; there was this time with a tube sock and a bottle of bleach, story started on Tenoo-
Rex: Oh, nah your General has done WAY worse than that.
Cody: Yes but this one was so out of pocket and messed up on a personal level istg he concocted this one just to watch the world burn-
Wolffe: Um??? My general has never committed a warcrime around me????
Cody: *glares at him for daring to speak in his presence* Did anyone ask you?
Wolffe: technically you did.
Cody: technically you should have been eaten in the decanting tank-
Wolffe: YOURE JUST MAD IM BABEY AND YOURE GROUCHY!!
Cody: I LIKE BEING GROUCHY YOU LITTLE PIMPLE!
Rex: *steals the comm while they fight to the death in the background* Sorry about them, 17 says they’ve been threatening to end the other since before they could talk. He’s got baby videos of them beating each other up before they could walk, it’s so cute. Sometimes he watches them and cries when drunk.
Cody: *pulling hair*
Wolffe: *trying to bite through Cody’s gloves*
#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#commander wolffe#captain rex#they need to end each other#they were bored of each other five minutes after decanting they’re just tired af now#CloneTok#spacetok#no one’s asking but Obi’s most fucked up war crime was giving a guy the runs and tossing mustard gas in the bathroom while he’s already dyin#like sir how you gonna wreck someone’s bowels and then make them live through hell to get cleared out 😭#the guy was running a clone fighting ring tho so it was deserved#Cody fell in love then and there
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Steve taking Billy to a fancy steakhouse on their first date and billys looking over the menu making all these faces and when the waiter comes over he just orders a salad and Steve’s like “a salad? Seriously? This place has the juiciest steaks in the state what gives!”
And billys like “im a vegetarian, steve…”
To which Steve asks “what the hell is that”
And billy has to explain he doesn’t eat meat and that is a reaaal foreign concept to a midwestern 80s all american boy let me tell you
#vegetarian!billy my beloved#also not to get dark but I do also have this idea of Neil forcing Billy to eat meat when he first decided to cut it out of his diet#and it was so traumatic bilky would cry through dinners and immediately run to the bathroom to throw everything up#but we don’t need to get into all that#harringrove
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I seriously wanna know what Agata is doing at the academy as a grown man
Like can kamui and araki not fucntion for five minutes and so the team dad has to be there
Agata is legally required to be within 100 feet of Kamui and Araki at all times as a preventative safety measure against fires/structural damage/biting/excessive paint fumes. it's in the OSHA manual.
(Kamui is also an adult) (even if he doesn't act like it) (so like...I think the Academy is supposed to be not so much a standard education school, more like specialized training for Riders? like a boot camp kinda thing? hard to tell at this point. :U the other characters are all in their 20s/30s, so if they also are Academy students with cute little uniforms and dorm assignments I guess that'll answer it?) (...wait this is just turning into X-Men now, hold on --)
#ride kamens#joseimuke games are serious business#takato being an academy student would actually be the funniest one#like yeah jou is a 30 year old with a job and a credit card bill and it is EXTREMELY good to think about him being forced back to math clas#but takato 1) has a wholeass company he has to run and yet he still has to ask for a hall pass to use the bathroom#and 2) they STILL made uryuu room with the mad guys#i actually do want this very much now
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you can read here! if you'd like!
#posting this from a friend's bathroom at a halloween party#yk like a loser#n running away and away and away#as one does or whatever!#nat writes#winterlude
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the only dm i've ever sent anyone on the smosh cast was this morning, and it was to angela:
#i have no regrets#send well wishes to my left airpod <3#hope it recovers soon#i cant explain how embarassed i was to then run with my dripping hand full of coffee foam and an airpod to the bathroom and attempt to dry#it with paper towels#anyway hope your day's going well#angela giarratana#smosh#smosh angela#smosh cast#smosh meme#smosh dms
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most people probably make use of the fact that buggy can detach his dick in nsfw fanworks but can we please all just take a moment to think about how that fucker can just go piss in the middle of the night while staying sooooooo nice and cozy like 99% of him can just stay in bed snuggeled up?
#these thoughts were brought to you by a cozy girl that has been procrastinating going to the bathroom for half an hour#bc it means leaving my snuggely warm nest#if you think about it this guy has to interuot absolutely nothing he is doing to go take a leak#OH MY GOD IMAGINE BEING ON NIGHT WATCH ON BUGGYS SHIP AND JUST#RUNNING INTO THAT LMAO#why the fuck am I thinking about this so much now?#probably jealousy#I should get up#buggy the clown#one piece#buggy one piece#buggy op#tw piss#I guess?
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i love how she is 0% concerned about her son's wellbeing
#all she does is run the restaurant evesdrop in the bathroom and go :3#MAAM BE A LITTLE MORE CONCERNED????#fr everybody is in a different genre than arajin no wonder hes fed up lmao#bucchigiri?!
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I can’t stop thinking about the fact that MyHouse.wad is a bizarre noneuclidian tribute to House of Leaves but at the same time is an achingly tragic queer love story and I think that’s beautiful
Anyway I might be reading too much into it but I can’t stop thinking about the bathroom signs in the airport flipping and I think Stephen is transgender (or Thomas, it’s…unclear who the .pk3 is supposed to portray as. Maybe that’s why it’s S+A) There’s something to be said for. Walking into a womens restroom covered in blood with an empty pill bottle and leaving a mens restroom with a full pill bottle. It’s already a queer story anyway so it’s not outside the realm of plausibility
#shaking this thing aggressively#myhouse.wad#the bathroom signs aren’t just an error#there’s a script that runs that changes the signs deliberately
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That’s the game, right?
#just dance#wanderlust jd#sara jd#brezziana jd#mihaly jd#jack rose just dance#cy art#cy fanart#brought to you by My Laundry Machine Is Broken Again And I Have To Babysit It To Make Sure It Actually Runs So I’m Binging JD Lore Videos#While Held Captive In My Bathroom#broke 100
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Autumn Windenburg, 7:31 AM
Mila: Hurry up or you’ll miss the bus, Wolfie.
Wolfgang: Don’t call me that, mom! I’m not a little kid anymore.
Mi: Well, you’ll always be my little baby.
Gunther: Hurry Wolfie, you’re gonna be laaate.
W: Fuck off, Gunther.
Mi: Wolfgang, language! And Munchkin, get off your brother’s back. You have a job to get to now, remember?
W: That’s right, Munchkin, let off me and get ready for your big boy job writing top-ten lists for bored millennials.
G: Ouch, that hurt.
#chronically in love with mila munch#i just find it so funny how she keeps showing up more and more put together 😂#i imagine she’s running off into the bathroom in between cuts#sims 4#ts4#m/w#wolfgang munch#mila munch#gunther munch#mslashw
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Interest Check: Isopuppy Plushies
Anyone interested in buying isopuppy plushies?
Either as a pattern or actual sewn-by-me toys. Because I have crocheted So Many Toys over my children, and I am thinking it's time to go back to sewing for awhile, but I should also stop rampantly making toys without homes to send them to. So. Casual interest check. I am absolutely making one for myself; this just determines if I should go through the effort of making an actual pattern so I can replicate the process.
#interest check#I like making things#then I run out of room for the things#the tragedy of the compulsive crafter#I have made Two Entire Blankets over this newborn and husband is very supportive#but I can see him eyeing our overfull blanket closet#and wondering when we will have so many blankets that he is inevitably smothered in his sleep#I would offer to sell crocheted blankets but they would be So Expensive#if you ever get a crocheted anything from someone#make sure to thank them profusely#because that is hours and hours of love#that is also why this isn't an offer for crocheted isopuppies#I could make a pattern for that easy#but oh boy would it take so much time compared to a sewn version#not looking for a cost prohibitive Seal Jerky here#just an adorable impulse-buyable pupper#I REALLY want to make little bean-filled ones that can curl up into baseball-sized balls for Playing Fetch#and a bigger version with suction cups on the legs so Good Boys can go up walls (or at least windows and bathroom mirrors)#but what I SHOULDN'T do is make a million hilarious versions that are going to collect dust#ADOPT AN ISOPUPPY TODAY#avatar the last airbender#atla#Salvage#Zuko#the amazin
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stevie looking horrendously out of place at a corroded coffin concert in her baby pink outfit and getting shit from random gatekeepy metalheads until eddie comes up like hey baby i thought we were meeting up backstage and the metalheads realise this is apparently supposed to be the super badass girlfriend eddie wrote all those love songs for and they have just shoved their entire foot so fully in all their mouths they're gonna choke to death
#and then eddie and stevie go backstage and have the most deliriously nasty sex in the world ☺️#it's in the bathroom back there and at one point Gareth walks past the door and hears Noises and is like#that's it. we're going to have to kill eddie. shame about the band we had a good run#steddie#transfem steve harrington#steve harrington#eddie munson
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