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#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.
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#poorly drawn mdzs
#mdzs
#yu ziyuan
#jiang yanli
#jiang cheng
#wei wuxian
#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.
#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.
#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:
#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.
#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.
#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.
#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.
#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'
#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!
#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.
#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.
#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'
#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'
#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes
#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???
#Chapter 2 is so much worse
#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!
#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.
#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?
#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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