Smooochies

Listen… it’s not my fault they are so adorable! >~< 🖤

The cutie in the bow tie belongs to: @x0blivion

-Spooki

the bugger

i know for a FACT in the ultrakill universe they were posting cute propaganda videos of v1. like the goddamn boston dynamics dog. on ultrafacebook there's videos of it captioned like "aww cute silly robot does a cute heckin dance!!" and then there's one guy in the comments like "The robot runs on blood. Human blood. It runs on literal human blood. Oh my god why does it run on blood" with 50 dislikes. and then like five months later v1 is just out on the street eating people

positive reinforcement

HELLO PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR VOLITION IN @skills-bracket-2!! 7 HOURS LEFT!! WE CAN STILL DO THIS!!!

A sad day has come with Knock Out and Breakdown going against each other in the robot husband polls. Who do you vote for?

Knock Out, who became a senator so his husband could live an easy life after being discriminated for his size and speed, who undeniably loves his partner so much he couldn't imagine living in a world without him?

or Breakdown, who fought to come back from a different dimension just to be with his partner again after his death and has demonstrated time and time again a willingness to dote and care for his partner?

Whichever you chose, we all know they are 100% voting for each other and isn't that beautiful?

Petition to make them a unit, get them that 50/50 split!!! Do Not Separate!!

Don’t forget to vote below!!:)

They are everything to me

Zane propaganda:

"my first ever blorbo"

" 'Who likes icecream? I do!' "

"He blorbo"

"he forgot he was a robot. straight up. had an identity crisis when he remembered. after that it was chill. one time he fell into another dimention and became a tyrannical dictator for 40 years, but his friends snapped him out of it and pretend it never happened. autistic."

"Is bluetooth connected with a bird"

"OK SO LISTEN UP

He is a android except they call him a nindroid because he’s a ninja and the sci-fi geek character suggested it. He used to look human and when he didn’t have his memories he spent ten whole years thinking he was human (even though he didn’t age or anything).

He’s died over 5 times. One of which was self-destructing while fighting a god in hand to hand combat.

He committed genocide but it’s ok because he was psychologically manipulated into doing so when he had evil magic corrupting him and he lost all his memories (this is a running trend with him it happened three times).

He like the color pink and wears pink aprons and is the mom friend and good at cooking.

Also he is autism as all **** like just look at him look at his face he literally makes the autism creature face non-stop in the first few seasons

I am off my meds and can’t think of anything else rn but I’m about to submit more ninjago robots so buckle up"

"got that autistic swag"

"HES ROBOT NINJA YOU CANT TELL ME THAT ISNT COOL"

"He's died like 6 or 7 times bc the show writers need a plot device. He deserves a W"

RoBee, creato dalla italiana Oversonic Robotics, azienda di Besana Brianza (Monza) sorta nel 2020, è il primo robot umanoide cognitivo certificato per operare in fabbrica. Ad oggi, sono quasi 60 le applicazioni di RoBee nelle imprese italiane, dove svolge attività faticose, ripetitive e dannose per la salute fisica e psicologica dell’uomo: tutti quei lavori che l’uomo “non merita” di fare.

La presentazione di Robee ha preceduto il convegno dal titolo “Niente sarà più come prima: le macchine pensano".

Tutti i lavori ripetitivi possono ritenersi dannosi per la psiche umana, ma non potendo esplicitare il processo di sostituzione di un'intera fetta di civiltà, pongono la questione sull'opera salvifica delle mansioni brutte e pesanti.

In realtà tutto ciò che è possibile automatizzare verrà sostituito.

Dal punto di vista evolutivo questo processo costringe gli esseri umani a considerare la vita come qualcosa di diverso del "nasci-cresci-fatica-spendi-muori". Che non sigifica vivere andando a raccogliere margherite, ma interrogarsi sul senso di sé stessi per generare una condotta in base a questo e per creare tutt'altra prospettiva esistenziale.

La massa che non reinventerà in qualche modo se stessa non "serve" al Sistema.

Tachikoma

Tachikoma, from Ghost In The Shell

Aren't they just the cutest most loveable tax-funded anti-liberation military-industrial police-state advocates of suicide you ever saw?

P03 - Inscryption

PROPAGANDA:

i want to put him in a blender. he is a little shit and i want to throw things at him, and considering how old of a robot he is he’d probably explode if i dripped water on him. i also think he is neat and he has nice tits lol. he’s such a loser

OKAY GUESS I AM A CELEBRITY NOW

Apply to the space navy now! (You get cool uniforms :D)

Don’t think I forgot about her!

Happy Corporate Inclusion Month 

Crow T Robot propaganda:

"He gets to decide who lives and who dies - and idk he's just a funny guy a silly dude, a comical fella - his whole thing is making fun of bad movies"

"First off, he was built to help his creator Joel to stave off insanity while they're forced to watch horrible B movies on a satellite in space. My boi has been set on fire, fallen from great heights, cut in half, and blown up among other things. He also did time travel at one point to save Mike's (MST3K's host after Joel) life. He's written several screenplays and documentaries, and who can forget the beautiful timeless Christmas song he wrote "Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas" (please look it up for the love of god it's amazing). Crow is pretty snarky and quick-witted, and he has some of the greatest lines in the show, such as "I want to decide who lives and who dies" (when asked what he wanted for Christmas), “Now listen to me you SIMP!”, and “Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway.” (which is a mood). Crow is a beloved icon of MST3K and without him, MST3K would be a lot less chaotic."

"I didn't even notice Crow was on this list, so even though Tom Servo is my favorite allow me to just make a quick lil propaganda bit for him because I think this is the coolest thing about him and the other robots from Mystery Science Theater 3000: he's completely made out of old junk and weird parts. Crow's mouth is a bowling pin split in half, the net thing behind his head is a part of a hockey face guard, he has ping-pong ball eyes in a soap dish eye-socket thing, his body is made out of a Tupperware floralier, and his arms and hands are made from desk lamps and Italian fanny pincers. It's seriously really cool craftsmanship and I highly recommend the show to anyone who loves comedy and shitty movies. This show is iconic and a part of my childhood."

"Here’s my propaganda for Crow!!He’s just a little guy!!! He’s super funny, always having some of my fav riffs and lines during the host segments!! He is sarcastic and kinda of a jerk sometimes but he is still extremely loveable at the same time!!! Also who doesn’t always repeat his famous catchphrase “You know you want me baby!”"

I am continuing to spread my propaganda. Give Wes and Micheal guns.

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