This is for you Bunny(I KNOW YOU SEE THIS, DONT LIE)
I have been collecting incorrect quotes from IRL, things online or my own self. Have at it. I have to many and I really want to share :D
“You know, I used to think that ** was a bad influence on you.”
*arm stuck in somewhere it shouldn’t be*“Oh?”
“Now I realize that you both influence each other to do equally stupid things.”
“What has the world come to?!”
“Depression.”
“You can't make everyone like you; you're not **.”
“What? Not everyone likes **.”
“Who doesn't like **?!”
“Uh”
***, gripping *'s shoulders with the intensity of a thousand burning suns “Names, *, now. GIVE ME THEIR NAMES”
**(female) struggling to to open something so asks ****(male) to help but **** can’t open it so they ask ***(female) to help and they open it
“See ****, you have to become more feminine”
“What-“
“Cause even with barely any nails or with long nails the girls can open it better then you!”
“What do we say to the universe when we’re having a bad day?”
“How dare you seek to inconvenience me. I have been through things that you can’t fathom.”
“Why does it feel like the world fights me in every turn!?”
“Eat good food, happy thoughts come soon”
“Where is **?!”
“At very time and moment that is illegal to share-“
Honestly doesn’t take much to confuse me. I’m just a simple lad.
“YOU'RE A MONSTER! I'm so proud.”
“WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive”
"We're not dating, but we're devoted toeach other, and get jealous if someone hits on the other, but we are just friends"
“i'll cut your throat open, that'll shut you up!"
"you're beautiful...”
“Seems like I touch a nerve”*touches their own broken nerve* “AAAAH-“
"** brought emotional trauma to a knife fight”
“How much longer are we going to wait?”
“Just... give it a few more minutes.”
* ** continues to forcefully push at a door that says pull on it*
“I just drove thru a rainbow” -*
“am I gay now?” -*
“a gay drive-thru?”-**
“Cheers!”
“To what?”
“To my most beautiful and amazing boyfriend/girlfriend!”
“Huh? What? Do you have another one?”
“By the power invested in me.. gay”
“This is the best financial decision I’ve ever made”
“What colour you want? Red or white?”
“Thats blue and gold.”
“OH- thats a mistake!”
“What colour are the balloons?”
“Red(white), green(gold), purple(blue)”
“I thought you were blind but turns out your blind and colourblind”
(Extra)
“What?”
“I literally just ask what was next.”
“Huh?!”
“Oh so you’re deaf, blind, stupid and colourblind!”
“Oh i forgot your deaf, blind, stupid and colourblind! What don’t you have?!”
“Colours.”
“**, what don’t you have?”
“Brains?”
“What is this?! Vomit green!?”
“It’s olive..”
“It a mistake, that’s what it is.”
“Are you excited for (school name)?”
“Why would I ever be excited about school?”
“In my defence, I was left unsupervised!”
“I think I’ll die actually. Let’s try it!”
“You have to upgrade from a bystander and become-“
“A bully!”
“What you got there?”
*Very dangerous person behind them* “A smoothie?”
“Ah, yeah, I’ve heard about that! Rates are crazy in the States, right?”
“I’m from Canada.”
“Oh.”
“** you don’t have to talk. I have to talk.”
“If you push me, I can push you back.”
“No. You can’t.”
*in the other room*“Can I come out?”
“You’re gay?!”
“No! I can out like that last year!”
“I am a mosaic of every person I have ever loved”
“You Know other men/woman/gays and didn’t tell me?!”
“So, how did you two meet?"
“...You know, we actually legally can't answer that."
“As a members of the high gay council, he is gay.”
“Shout out to (person), gotta be one of my favourite genders”
“We'll blow up that bridge when we come to it."
"Nothing is getting blown up, **."
"The bridge is!"
OR
“Not with that attitude”
“Remember guys, pain is just weakness leaving the body”
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make life take them back.”
“Aw, he’s cute and stupid. I’m keeping him.”
“He- he almost killed like half of us with that shit!”
“Shush.”
“Hey ** do you know about the autistic monkeys?”
“Wha- *laughs* N-nO”
“Good.”
*laughs* “that’s so funny, the autistic monkeys”
“I said Arctic Monkeys”
“Oh- *laughs* Y-yEah, I know the band”
“What- I mean monkeys that live in the arctic”
“Oh- we were not on the same page for this entire conversation”
“I DID IT! I MADE HER/HIM CRY!”
“In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you”
“I- thanks?”
“Who needs hygiene when you got cake?”
“Your horrible and I love you”
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I'm wearing my grandpa's hat. He was an awesome grandpa. He took me places, including a picnic at Microsoft. Which he worked for. He showed me around the building. I don't remember much about the tour, except Austin Powers was there (Not the real Mike Myers.)
I do remember Grandpa and I had fun on the tour/picnic and I think that's when I got Pandora's Box for PC.
Grandpa alo took me shopping along with Grandma.
He'd sing, "I love you, a bushel and a peck" to me.
He passed away 19 years ago.
I still miss him, but whenever I think of him, I smile.
I'm glad he was grandpa.
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