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percabethownsmybutt · 27 days
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percy: i think my mom mixed up our lunches
percy, holds up note that reads: ‘i am very proud of you. love, sally’
annabeth: oh yeah, i didn’t think this was for me
annabeth, holds up note: ‘be good. for goodness sake, please be good’
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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simpingforpjo · 8 months
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Monster: Identify yourself!
Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!
Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 8 months
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annabeth in 1st grade: look under there
some kid: under where
annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-
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ten-year-old Nico about Percy and gang: I just want to be included.
Nico, after being included: what the fuck—
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ambriel-angstwitch · 9 months
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Percy: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid
Annabeth: You always act stupid, Percy
Annabeth: …
Percy: Don’t think about it too hard
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thaliasthunder · 1 year
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percy after seeing 13 year old nico raise an army of living fucking skeletons: my chemical romance was right teenagers scare the living shit out of me
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liesmultixxx · 2 months
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percy jackson summarized:
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pick-a-funny-name · 1 year
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Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous
Piper: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Leo: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Piper, learn to listen.
Frank: What if it bites itself and I die?
Percy: That’s voodoo.
Hazel: What if it bites me and someone else dies?!
Annabeth: That’s correlation, not causation.
Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Leo: That’s kinky.
Annabeth: Oh my God.
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landstedelesbian · 6 months
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Percy: I've heared Connor is in jail, is that true ? Travis: Yeah, for something he didn't do Percy: What didn't he do ? Travis: Run fast enough
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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months
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monster: i have your child
chiron: which one?
monster: the annoying one who won’t shut up
chiron: which one?
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TRUE 😭
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my--moon · 1 month
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simpingforpjo · 4 months
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Annabeth: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas
Percy, sipping waffles: Why?
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gummybearinthehouseee · 6 months
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percy *about annabeth*: my girlfriend has been listening to too much crime podcasts and now she knows too much
percy: yesterday she just said “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs” so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT
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