So I'll just take a footnote in your life-
But you could take my body, every line
I would write for you,
but a footnote will do-
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I love when people expect things from me, like buddy you’ll be SO disappointed but I’m glad you think I’m capable of things.
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- at jason’s safe house -
jason, who just woke up (and is wearing a nightwing hoodie): what the fuck
dick, who broke in while he was asleep to steal his food: gasp!
jason: ugh. why are you here?
dick: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME LITTLE WING
jason: ??
jason, looking down at his hoodie: wait, no-
dick: *tackles him in a hug*
jason, muffled: i hate you
dick, grinning: love you too, jay
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
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This sounds bad. But what if I simply. Kissed her on the mouth?
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-I am really good at throwing axes
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