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istandwithrussiaandpalestine30 · 22 days

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On March 10, 2004, five months before the Olympic Games, Vladimir Putin invited candidates for the national team to the Kremlin to talk about funding for sports, in particular the national team.

Vladimir Putin: Good afternoon, friends,There are six months left before the Olympics.

Remark: Five months.Vladimir Putin: Five months. Let's discuss anything that you think matters.

Remark: Mr President, we all have a question for you. You are an athlete, and we are athletes. Elections are a competition as well. You are now in the home stretch. How are you feeling? There are other competitors, and the finish line is close...

Remark: Set the example, and we will follow you.

Vladimir Putin: Growing up, my coaches always taught me to be respectful of my competitors. Any competitor. That is something I follow.

Remark: But you have to win.

#putinedit #vladimir vladimirovich putin #vladdy daddy #putin is funny #my edit #my edits #Президент России Владимир Путин #март #зима #ирония #irony

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beauty-funny-trippy · 3 months

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Trump mistakenly thinks the money he's referring to is supposed to go to NATO. It's not. It's the amount each country is voluntarily asked to spend on its own armed forces. Which means, there are no "delinquent" payments.

Obviously Trump is unable to understand even the basics of NATO or foreign policy. The whole purpose of NATO is to prevent wars, not "encourage" them. Trump's insane foreign policy of betraying our allies and befriending our enemies is unbelievably irresponsible and dangerous for America. Do we really want to elect a president whose foreign policy goal is to "Make Russia Great Again!"

Few people despise America more than Putin; and few people admire that brutal dictator more than Trump. Apparently Trump believes that throwing our friends at Putin's feet is a surefire way to impress his alpha-male idol, and perhaps get some help from Putin in the 2024 election.

And did you notice how Trump talks about betraying our allies? Not with somber reluctance. But rather, he literally encourages Putin to murder our friends with a disturbingly perverse tone of enthusiasm! Is he a candidate for president, or auditioning to be Marvel's next supervillain?

There is something seriously wrong with an American presidential candidate who has a greater loyalty to our enemies than to our friends, or even to our own country.

#NATO #video #news #donald trump #putin #meme #memes #politics #us politics #government #democracy #trump #democrats #republicans #aesthetic #television #beauty-funny-trippy #marvel #vladimir putin

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ink-the-artist · 9 months

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Steven Seagal Devouring His Carrot

#idk why that video is so funny to me it just is #hes just such a ridiculous person anything he does is funny #he is a huge piece of shit but a lot of his shitty behavior is so entertaining #like his weird russia thing hes doing now #hes become like. an actual russian puppet and hes buddies with putin its wild #art #colored pencil #watercolor #illustration #saturn devouring his son

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hussyknee · 7 months

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Bit of a mindfuck to see USAmerican conservatives supporting Israel. How do they square that with their antisemitic tinhattery and general abiding hatred of Jews? Do they slap an Israeli sticker with the Star of David on their pickup before or after going and vandalizing a synagogue?

Guess when we said "do not equate the Jewish people with the state of Israel" they went "Hell yeah! Fuck Jews! Stand with Israel!" 💀

Edit: I stand corrected. And informed. What the fuck.

#i know none of this is funny but #it's still pretty funny #other bewilderments:#ukrainians supporting israel #(because Putin is reported to aid Hamas in a roundabout fashion)#like bro. i get you can't criticise the US right now when you need them to fight russia but #it's_the_same_picture.jpeg #(afaik it's also mainly Ukrainian right-wingers)#also the 'British Tamil Conservatives' announced they were pro-Israel as well #saw them get dragged for filth by every other Tamil person on twitter lmao #the right-wing are universally the most brain dead bootlickers #free palestine #knee of huss #wtf news

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madame-helen · 3 months

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therealteslathedog · 29 days

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Here’s Max crushing Putin’s skull, inspired by a canon comic where he does the same to a certian evil mustache man.

#fuck putin #sam and max freelance police #max sam and max #sam and max #sam and max fanart #furry fanart #artists on tumblr #funny image #vladimir putin #rabbit anthro #rabbit #lagomorph

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7itch0zero · 3 months

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#politics #us politics #trump #donald trump #usa #russia #putin #comrade #gop #funny #funny shit #make russia great again #traitor #commie #trumpov

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logickally · 3 months

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#philomena cunk #cunk on earth #funny #interview #putin

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meme-merchant · 1 month

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live.. laugh…. Love….. meme merchant

#meme merchant #memepage #good memes #funny #memes #lol #best memes #meme #haha #critical role #vampire #presidential #president biden #kim jonghyun #Korea #swag #Russia #Putin #vladimir putin

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davidaugust · 2 months

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#vladimir putin #fuck putin #putin #russia #ukraine #war #tucker #tucker carlson #interview #sauron #lord of the rings #memes #meme #funny memes #funny

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femdykelink · 1 year

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three cancelations:

q!tntduo wedding

q!spiderbit wedding (they are deranged they will come back together i feel it in my bones)

usmp (everyone cheers)

two things that are eternal:

foolishgetta wedding

usmp never happening <3

just something to ponder:

wilbur soot (vocaloid) would be a very very funny tag on ao3

#qsmp #tntduo #usmp discourse #usmp #spiderbit #this whole thing is so funny to me #this is my november 5th 2020 #multiple funny events at once #/j nothing will ever top destiel-putin-nevada-election-superhell-etc #mcyt

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beauty-funny-trippy · 2 months

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#funny #lol #meme #memes #republicans #vladimir putin #democracy #donald trump #politics #us politics #democrats #maga #aesthetic #beauty-funny-trippy #government #vote #putin #humor #haha #Mr Bean

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lpa6zn · 1 year

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historic moments that I still can't get over

Hannibal crossing the Alps with an army of elephants.

the myth that the Roman emperor Caligula declared war on the sea and ordered his men to collect shells as spoils of war.

The day da Vinci and Machiavelli tried to steal a river.

Burning of the library of alexandria💔

When the first world war stopped so the armies could play soccer for christmas. For one night they put aside their differences and both enemy sides played together.(the Christmas truce)

Rasputin's penis measures 11 inches and is in a museum. 😳

when Julio Cesar was kidnapped and he asked to raise the price of the ransom, because he is worth it💅🏻

In the Middle Ages, animals could be brought to court and sentenced with penalties ranging from excommunication to hanging, mutilation and other torments.

In 1932 Australia declared war on the Emus (a kind of bird). The funniest thing is that the humans lost the battle.

In the United States of 1938, an adaptation of the novel "The War of the Worlds" was broadcast on the radio, which tells the story of how some aliens come to invade the planet earth. Thousands of people believed that what they were hearing was news and panic spread among the population.👽

Within the distinguished list of Nobel Peace Prize nominees are Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler and Vladimir Putin.