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skyeslittlecorner · 2 months

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As someone who's craving whb contents, i love ur scenarios so muchhhhhhh

I've seen the smol kings and it was so cute :33

Can i request the kings with smol mc, but maybe slight angsty because Mc lost their parents when they're young and stuff...

I'm so happy you find this entertaining, because I'm not going to stop lmao You're stuck with me. Poor things. Love you too

We've already had kings with a little shy MC, now it's time to see how they deal with a sad or crying one

We may say it's a little continuation of this request

Satan will let you cry if you want. Expressing emotions is healthy. He told himself that you can do whatever you want, even if it means yelling and snotting on his shirt. That doesn't mean he'll leave you alone; he'll hug you, and you can bury your face in his shoulder, covered with soft hair that smells like sunny cat fur. Safe and hidden from the whole world. If you're frustrated and want to beat him with your little fists, he's there for you, too. He understands your pain, as he also lost loved ones. Loses people every day in the war... he knows what it's like when your emotions control you more than you control them. Although you express it in a much less destructive way than he does. Maybe deep down, he envies you for being able to afford something like that.

Mammon will be very concerned. His little master is unhappy? Why, can he do something about it? Cuddled against a large chest and tucked into huge arms, you feel safe. But... unfortunately your pain doesn't come from outside, where Mammon can protect you, but from inside. He will rock you and try to gently distract you. He knows you very well. Whether it's a design show or just a playground, Mammon knows what you like and will take you there to cheer you up. And all his nobles will join him. You can count on hugs from Eligos and be carried in Valefor's arms, even Bimet will let you play and fly on his skulls.

Beelzebub, like Mammon, will try to comfort you, but in a less gentle way. Are you crying? These are definitely bad memories. He is also often tormented, and he has a way to deal with it. Break them down like soreness. You won't even have time to cry properly. Cuddled in his arms, you suddenly feel the strong smells of spices. Is this an Indian bazaar? Beel will grab vada pav for you and for himself, and while eating street food, you will watch how other snacks are prepared. A few moments later, you will find yourself in front of the coliseum, where you will watch an artist painting landscapes with sprays. (By the way, Italy, mafia, Beel feels at home here, don't let him into the fireworks stands.) Snowy Carpathians, mustangs on the prairies, atolls of coral reefs, when such a colorful kaleidoscope flashes before your eyes, you won't have time to cry. Beel will only breathe when you fall asleep in his arms. Even though he was entertaining and laughing with you the whole time, there was a boulder in his chest. Only passing tourists who see a handsome man with a child in his arms, sitting by the fireplace and staring into the flames, will be able to see that he is hunched over with worry.

Leviathan isn't the happiest when you're crying on his shoulder. You will see this, and you will want to run away from him, but he will grab you in his arms before you can. Who let you? It's better that no one sees you like this. Come. You will stay with him. He will wipe your tears with a tissue and tell you to blow your nose. Even if you are scared, over time, when you sit with him, you will realize that there is nothing to be afraid of. It's quiet and safe around. You won't even be warned for disturbing him at work. He will spend as much time with you as you need. But what will shock you the most... is his voice. He will walk with you in his arms and start humming softly. A voice more beautiful than an angel's, you will listen like a charm, although it is a purr quieter than a whisper. He simply did what he would like to receive if he were a crying child.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb satan #whb beelzebub #whb leviathan #whb mammon #skye's little talk

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simsphonysims · 2 years

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NAUTICAL-STYLE APARTMENT

Hi, my fellow simmers! ♡

Today I'm sharing the nautical-style apartment I've decorated for a young couple and their toddler in the Sims 4. It's a pretty small apartment but I wanted to give these parents some privacy by adding an additional bedroom for their baby. Also I wanted this apartment to feel cozy, fresh and rustic.

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Evergreen Harbor (The Sims 4 Eco Lifestyle)

Pinecrest apartments #402

2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom

If you want to change my original walls or wallpapers, for everything to stay in the place you need to install the Better BuildBuy mod from the Twisted Mexi and turn on deletion protection as an option in BBB's filter panel. Turn it on while necessary and turn it back off immediately after.

P.S some of these sets are behind the paywall. It’s your decision whether or not you’re going to support the creator but please be kind.

Hope you like it!

♡ CC needed:

Simsphony’s CC LIST - complete! (Here is the whole list of packs with their links that I’m using in my game)

Felixandre (Shop the look 2, Grove 2 and 4)

Felixandre free (Shop the look 1)

Harrie (Octave, Spoons, Country, Heritage, Brutalist)

House of Harlix (All)

Pierisim (MCM, Oak house, Winter garden, Tidying up, Coldbrew)

Charly Pancakes (Smol, Lavish, Maple & S. Constructions, Slouch, Munch)

Simsational designs (Vara office, Hamptons Retreat, Paranormal Buymode Expanded, Kitayama bedroom, Hamptons hideaway, Cozy knits, Cats and Dogs Siding Recoloured)

Myshunosun (Nora, Lottie, Midsummer Eve)

Tuds (SHKR, Ind, Beam, Cross, Tiles)

Clutter cat (Petits Pirates, Farm friends, BusyBee, Mermaid mansion, Kawaii kidz)

S- imagination

MLy’s

Max 20 (Master bedroom, Cozy bathroom, Fireplace, Child dream kit, Poolside lounge pack)

SimPlistic

♡ Tray files: NAUTICAL-STYLE APARTMENT

#sims 4 cc #sims 4 cc apartment #sims 4 nautical apartment #sims 4 tray #sims 4 apartment #ts4 apartment #ts4 cc list #ts4 cc apartment

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ivryne · 1 year

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⌗ THE AFTERMATH. | scara x f!reader

need help ASAP ⊹ scara & friends

01. SCARAMOUCHE (KUNIKUZUSHI)

Your average runaway child with a toxic parent

Third year bioengineering student bc that's the only major he likes that his mom approve off

Loves to watch anime secretly (but childe ofc knows that)

Looks like he hates everything but acc has a soft spot for animals (esp his cat Scarameow!)

Met Childe during elementary when Scara was bullied bc of his height. After that Childe's mom js sorta adopted him.

Have been rivals w Name since hs and they've always been switching from top 1 & top 2.

02. CHILDE (AJAX)

Third year business and entrepreneurship major

Lives in his penthouse alone but his friends are always over so basically they live tgt ig.

Known for his fun, charismatic, and easygoing attitude hence why many are willing to be his friend (but he's frvr loyal to his group ofc!)

Has a gf named Lumine. They like to break up but everyone knows that they'll js make up the next day.

Besties w Scara since they were smol beans and his mom is also Scara's mom now.

03. KAZUHA

Third year eng lit major

Lots of ppl think he's high but that's js the way he talks TT

Quite calm but has his own way of having fun

Acc a romantic at heart and writes poetry/haikus when he can.

04. ALBEDO

Third year chem major and fine arts minor

School's genius bc he acc got an invitation to study in TU w a 100% scholarship

Loves painting and drawing (he also takes art coms from ppl for money)

Friends w Name bc they're coworkers in a cafe near school (broke scholar students thingz)

Likes to eat spiders??? (he said that they're nutritious)

05. VENTI

Third year music major

Has two sides (fun & crazy Venti OR super wise papa Venti)

Knows all the hot topic and gossips throughout TU. (He talks abt them to the group but srsly only Childe acc knows all the ppl he talks abt)

Super good at things he can (music) but fails other subjects he deemed irrelevant (math)

06. AETHER

Third year journalism major w his sis

Uni's pretty boy

Too kind for his own good (he can't say no)

Though super protective of his sister albeit being the younger twin

Always side eyes Childe when they "break up". But he knows Childe won't ever cheat on Lumine bc man is head over heels.

⌗ THE AFTERMATH. masterlist ; prev | next

synopsis . . . You had it coming, really. It was your fault that you accepted that reckless dare, and it was your responsibility to deal with the aftermath. The question was how? How were you going to face all your pride and dignity after you slept with HIM? Your arch nemesis, the bane of your existence, and your number one rival since highschool, Scaramouche Kunikuzushi.

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NOTE. can’t wait to post the first chp hehe

#genshin x reader #genshin smau #scaramouche x reader #genshin impact #kunikuzushi #scaramouche #genshin headcanons #genshin imagines #genshin x you #genshin x y/n #wanderer x reader #wanderer

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mamamittens · 1 year

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If we have a child!Reader from “Oh sweet child of mine” what will be for them, how they will act around all animals, especially Mao the first time he/she show up. I can see all the chaos and cuteness around them with all kind, dangerous, and calms animals. I just can see all the White beard pirates trying to “protect” little reader from “harm” but instead all animals are just like “you are my friend now/you are mine now.” And trying to take them 😂

Pocket sized for convenience reader will find themselves played with and cuddled a lot more, particularly when they probably shouldn't be. Several dogs bit their 'partners' as well as cat scratches and Birdy dive bombs. That animal charisma just gets kicked up a half dozen notches.

Every time they sit down Stefan or Kotatsu, sometimes both, is right there to lay with them. Nap times are cuddle piles.

A lot of this particular hug for Mao but Mao's way bigger lol. I imagine they get low-key picked up and someone has to scramble to pull them off before Mao just... Dips out with the kiddo. Both are pouting.

Marco offers firebird hugs instead and is low-key wounded when reader hesitates.

Ultimately Mao isn't deep fried because it's very obvious that animals simply love child reader on sight (insert joke about Marco being very attached here) and reader is soooooo happy to see Mao everytime they appear, as well as their family. (Mao's the favorite sea king but you can't tell anyone).

A quick way to earn reader's favor is asking about animals and they'll gladly spend well over an hour rambling animal facts and their favorite things while being held without a fuss.

They gotta watch out for the news coo tho, cause they're strong enough and fast enough to get a good distance away without being noticed. Watch Marco have an intense staring contest everytime the paper is delivered. See how huffy he gets if they ever meet Big News Morgan and fawn over how fluffy he is. Just, real casual transformation before batting kiddo with his feathers as he sloooowly slides them away from Morgan. Who may or may not be utterly charmed and convinced they'd be a great junior reporter. Who'd wanna lie to face like that 🥺?

Real tears when they meet Chopper cause it's so damn cute but they can't get distracted or Luffy will run off with them. Reader is more thrilled that Chopper is dead ass a reindeer rather than a human transformed and Marco feels put out but can't be mad cause like... It's so damn cute. They're just so smol

Silly goofy thoughts. Ngl, y'all are bullying me real hard to write a child version and I ain't even mad.

#mittens answers #oh sweet child of mine

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winns-stuff · 1 year

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WOW so feminist

the way hades "rescues" persephone from her abusive home is through marriage... because watching over your immature, naive child who was put into a shady relationship by your sister and also into a position of power by said boyfriend is, apparently, abuse...

putting aside how demeter's character is brutally villainized, it sucks that persephone doesn't even get to confront her mother. like she needs him to fight her battles for her despite the plot making it seem like this is the ultimate standing up to her mother

where is the wrath that metis praised her for?

instead she has to run from home like a salty teenager by marrying her 40yo CEO boyfriend. in any other media that would be the beginning of a cautionary tale if not a horror story altogether

Sorry again to this person, their question has been sitting in the inbox for a while.

But I don’t understand why Persephone is just so.. Weak? Like we’re supposed to praise her for her inner and outer strength and see her growth but there’s nothing to show for it except for words that other characters describe her as. I’ve never seen Persephone be terrifying recently, maybe to the nymphs and lower class but no one else. I’ve never seen her be intelligent either nor have I seen her be kind to anyone who isn’t already in her favor. But you know what I have seen? Other characters praising Persephone for being all of these things, it doesn’t make sense to me. I can say that I’m a millionaire with a big huge mansion and thirty dogs and cats but if I don’t show you any evidence to prove the statement you’re not going to believe me are you? Like in order for us to really compliment Persephone for being any of those traits you first have to make her do those actions which means you’ll have to show us how she’s terrifying, show us how she’s compassionate, show us how she’s smart, show us why she’s this caring individual. People eat up the way Persephone is described but they remain blind about the actual results of that.

Also, I understand that sometimes you might need support or help with things especially when speaking to a (narrative wise I guess??) abusive parent, I imagine you wouldn’t want to be alone with them when you’re confronting them so it’s always good to have another person you feel safe and protected with. But the thing that bugs me and probably a lot of people is that it seems like Persephone can’t do anything for herself, it feels like she’s banned by the comic from being anything but a smol cinnamon roll. It’s insane how she’s never had the chance to actually defend herself or speak up, who took that ability away from her?

Last thing, I absolutely hate how everyone’s allowing Hera to get away with all of this. She quite literally forced Persephone and Hades to be together and she’s been keeping it from Demeter and allowing her to look crazy in front of everyone while puppeteering the whole thing behind the scenes. You’re definitely not a girl boss for ignoring your nieces requests to not go in a place she’s obviously not comfortable in, match her up with your affair, and continue to push their relationship together while living through her. It’s insane to me how LO stans claimed that Demeter was doing that all while Hera literally… Nevermind I’m not going to spoil anyone but just know that it’s icky.

#lo critical #anti lore olympus #anti lo

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shitpostingsystem · 4 months

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bsd wan! ramblings

WHY ARE THEY DOGS

SPECIAL ARFFBILITY

THE DOG PUNS OMG I LOVE IT

dazai stopping his kids from fighting is so real

the dogs role play?? kewl

the chibi animation style <3333

dazai is so silly

“as a part of clean-up duty it’s our job to banish it”

kenji having a cow in his locker is great

dazai has a noose in his locker. real

everyone is so smol i love it

CHUUYA AND AKUTAGAWA ARE SO SILLY

I LOVE GIN SO MUCH

THE PORT MAFIA IS SO SILLY

this show is so fucking weird i love it

everyone is so silly

koyouka is my child

“suicide by drowning therapy” SILLY

the port mafia is so silly

WHY WAS THERE A RANDOM SHOT OF NORMAL ANIME STYLE

“okay let’s stop before we get in trouble with the censors” lmao

GODDAMMIT I WAS HOPING FOR MAFIA YURI BUT IT WAS A COPOUT

“i’ll kill anyone who doesn’t value life” that’s very ooc of you dazai

ranpo <33

i love kenji

I HATE MISCOMMUNICATION PLOTS SO MUCH AAAAAA

“get your ass up you blockhead” i love you kunikida. now kiss dazai

kenji loving cows is great

AWWW BABI KITTY

pretty sure it’s the cat special ability dude but idc

kunikida is such a cat dad

I LOVE CATSSSSS

fukazawa loving cats is so real of him

“i already told you! i’m a tiger!” ok atsushi. big cats are still cats.

i love ranpo

dazai being the narrator fuels me

“if it were for you dazai, i would move out of a moving airship” god i love akutagawa

awww the shin soukoku babies are fighting

akutagawa climbing through the window is real

AKUTAGAWA DID NOT JUST RASHOUMON THE BALLOON

i love akutagawa. he’s a plant dad canon

“i wanna be a marshmallow, preferably on a s’more” mood dazai

“as if bruh!” — atsushi

“straight man atsushi” he is anything but straight dazai

FIFTEEN SKK <3333

i love dazai

i love how dazai’s va says “wan! iddy biddy shorts!”

dazai’s a furry now?? lmao good for him

now he’s a box?? kewl

why does he hate dogs?????

skk <33

chibi ada and pm dancing isn’t something i knew i needed but i love it

ADA DAYCARE!!!!!!

NOOSE TRAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAA BABIESSSSSSSSSS

ITS ALL OF BSD AAAAAAAAAA

BABY KENJI BABY KENJI

KYOUKA <33333333333

“for being older than me, you’re pretty short” isn’t he like 5ft8in or smth?? that’s how tall my dad is. UPDATE HES 5FT3IN. CHUUYA IS 3/4 OF AN INCH TALLER THAN ME.

DAZAI READING NO LONGER HUMAN IS GREAT

akutagawa being protective of dazai is fun. dadzai <3

i want to go to bungo preschool

ODASAKU MAN ODASAKU MAN ODASAKU MAN <333 ODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“yeah i love him” “that’s kinda weird” LMAO

i love dazai so much omfg

i think they cuss more in wan! than they do normal bsd

gin using paper to talk is so real of her

higuchi is such a simp

“my brother is sensitive” LMAO GIN

“ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA YOU SON OF A—“ kiss him akutagawa

bro loves yogurt damn

I LOVE RACCOONS

HI KARL HI KARL MY BABY KARL

POE POE POE

“lets go see what ranpo is up to shall we” POE MY BABY

THE RECORDER OMFG THIS SHOW

HI CHUUYA

i love gin so much

being a pedo is a criteria lmao

HIGUCHI PRETENDING TO BE A PEDO IS HILARIOUS OMG AINSISHWJDHEJDH

gin <3

yosano being weird omfg

THEY MADE A SONG ON HOW TO DRAW DAZAI OMG

istg everyone in this show is my blorbo

“drowning oneself” MOOD

the danger warnings are great

“i hope i go out just as beautifully” same here but that’s “not mentally stable” and “don’t jump off a bridge”

CHIBI BAR LUPIN

ODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ODASAKU ODASAKU ODA SAKUNOSUKE

HI ANGO

dazai is so suicidal. mood

the censors are really shitty

i’m a big brother odasaku truther

i’m gonna cry i love the bar lupin squad

they’re so prone to loneliness omg

DAZAI SITTING AT THE BAR ALONE NO TAKE ME TO YOKOHAMA ILL SIT NEXT TO HIM ILL HUG HIM ILL COMMIT SUICIDE WITH HIM

omg atsushi and dazai did a freaky friday (they switched bodies)

OMG THE FREAKY FRIDAYS

WHY DID THEY CUT TO THE NORMAL ANIME STYLE

kyouka is so me-coded

#bsd

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skylertheminish · 3 months

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Got some kind of bio thing done for Ceruledge the smol knight. Keep reading placed so this post doesn't eat up screen space. I should have thought of some kind of order to this. But I felt it was more important to just get things jotted down.

Species: Ceruledge.

Age: < 1 month old / infant.

DOB: January 2024.

Siblings: An adopted child Armarouge (premature evolution).

Diet: Omnivore. Currently cannot take solid foods. Likes fatty berries.

Nickname: None. Yet to be given a nickname

Observations:

Presumably born in the Galar region. This infant Ceruledge currently resides in the care of a Pokemon trainer. Born in a breeding mill and forced to evolve shortly after from hatching. Its a miracle she survived the first few minutes of life. On the 9th of January the mill would be forced to shut down by the authorities and the Pokemon within it rescued.

With such a rocky start to life she's made nothing but strides since. She has a healthy appetite and eat soft foods along with formula specially mixed for her species and dietary needs. She likes Bananas in particular among berries rich in fat. Said fatty berries may need to be prepared and or cooked to soften them. She'll be sure to let you know when she's hungry, crying loudly is rare however and only done if she is very hungry. Sometimes she'll follow you around while you're making her meal.

As expected for a baby she doesn't take kindly to be woken at times. She'll make sure you'll know her wrath via beating up her toys, throwing said toys about or at you and just generally having a tantrum. Bonus points if you're trying to keep her wrapped up in a blanket! On the subject of toys. She has no particular favourite, any and all toys she has will be played with and thrown about equally. Yet she'll treat the toys belonging to other Pokemon with as much care as her baby blades can muster.

She plays with other Pokemon and people both young and old with little to no issues. Not all Pokemon are willing to play with an infant Blade Pokemon. If she sees someone who's upset. She'll try her best to cheer them up from hugs to sharing her toys and food whether they be human or Pokemon. Not allowed to be sad on her watch apparently! While only an infant, she has shown to have the tenacity to protect those she cares even against other Pokemon of significant size and strength. Brave as she is, she's still a baby and her courage only lasts for so long. A strong storm to simply wondering where you are, if you've been absent for an extended period of time, can get her to tears. If you're going to be away for a lengthy period of time its best you let her know should this tiny Ceruledge be in your care. Video calls help in this area. But she will try to hug the device being used for said call.

Known moves:

Currently she is too young to perform any type of physical attacks. She cannot extend her blades and said blades feel kinda soft to the touch. They are however quite hot and can generate enough heat to be mildly uncomfortable. This doesn't stop her from trying to mimic other Pokemon, usually Gallade and Duoblades as they're quite common here in Galar's Wild area. If she sees someone training there is a good chance she'll join in.

Her blades should start to harden when she starts teething. Signs of this will result in her showing a behavior similar to a cat clawing at the walls and anything else within reach. She will need a whetstone or a diamond block to work her blades against. And a teething toy of course.

Interestingly, and worryingly, she knows and can perform Fire blast. Despite being an infant her fire sack is developed enough to produce flames. I'm worried this may get the attention of unsavoury people.

#pokemon #ceruledge #lore of the knights #Ceruledge the smol knight bio #inane ramblings

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thou-can-say-azrail · 2 years

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Kisame usually sees himself as chaotic cause he's always with Itachi who's very calm and collected and one day Pein decides to mix up the pairs for team building or something and Kisame realizes he has NOTHING on feral arsonist Deidara. but anywho i think Deidara and Kisame had potential for a good dynamic where Kisame is like the not-really protective older brother"you don't have Deidara, Deidara has you" + feral chaotic younger brother

omg i never thought of that but thats actually cute af

i am a sucker for every akatsuki member with dei interaction and omg this is gold

imagine them going on a mission and the client being like "sir this is a child" and kisame just shrugs cut to deidara cackling maniacally while blowing up some dude while kisama stands next to him picking at his fingernails client: "wtf"

kisa also thought it would be hell to go to missions with him because deidara is deidara but he spend like a day with him and he would already kill every single person that fucked with him. (deidara would kill for kisame too btw, its that meme "he asked for no pickles" and smol bean dei is standing there ready to fuck the waiter up while 7ft kisame tries to calm him like he is a cat going to the vet)

also sasori is with kakuzu and its just them calmly discussing political affairs and the newest gossip while classical music plays in the background two villages further deidara blows a house up while kisame cheers him on

itachi is concerned

#anon i am sry ik its been a year but i can explain ily #kinda fell out of naruto fandom there whoops #the team changing trope bec team building is one of my favs ngl #it has sm potential for chaos #akatsuki #deidara #itachi #sasori #kisame #kakuzu #ask response

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talesofmetalandmagic · 1 year

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Azir the Soft

Like I mentioned in the past, wee bby Azir was TERRIFIED of Nasus and Renekton.

Wouldn’t you?

Imagine being a smol bean of 5, a rotund bundle of squishable cheeks, big goo goo eyes, tiny hands, long pristine dreadlocks and a way too heavy gold hairband, and coming across a giant hound and a giant alligator trying to shake your hand.

Azir would curl up into a small ball of sobs and try to blend into the wall hoping they’d not catch him. Nasus and Renekton, being both childless, would awkwardly try to coax him into coming out of that ball. After all mama and dad are nowhere to be found – emperors have better things to do than parent their kids, and so do boomers – and the young prince must learn at once.

“Oh don’t cry, sweetie.”

“Yeah, don’t cry! Give me a smile! Like THIS!”

“Renekton you made it worse!”

“I just smiled, for Shurima’s sake”

“Yes, but with fangs… oh, forget it. Come here, little prince. It’s ok… see? It’s warm.”

“Aww, what an adorable little thing. C’mere!”

“Renekton STOP!”

As an adult, Azir never had this problem. He long considered which form he’d take as an Ascended. Maybe a dog like Nasus… but that would make him less unique. A snake perhaps, snakes are cool… but they’re also kinda sorta seen as negative animals. A cat? Azir loves cats – who doesn’t? – and cats are refined and proud like emperors… but they have a connotation with laziness that wouldn’t fit a ruler. A goat? They’re spiritual animals, indicative of wisdom… but they’re also helpless prey, and an Emperor should be a predator. What about… a bird of prey? Yes, a hawk would do. Majestic, fierce, always on top of the world. I feel like a hawk.

So, being a hawk, Azir travels Shurima with his retinue and tries things he’s never tried before. Perhaps unique for an imperial tour, he visits slums and abandoned neighborhoods and small villages. People still bow to him, because that’s what they know, and since he’s grown to hate the gesture as a whole, seeing it as hollow and lacking in honesty – thanks to one Xerath of Saikhal, who forced him to bow a lot during his imprisonment – he’s pondering the introduction of a new formula when he notices someone isn’t bowing to him.

A child, that is. A small thing of 5 with dreadlocks and a hairband, who curls up in a ball of tears as their parents pretty much implore them to bow like the others.

Azir thinks about it. Then he speaks: “Akshan, be a dear and bring this one to me.”

“My lord, your Imperial majesty… please! They’re just a kid, they don’t know…” their parents’ plea on their knees as the mercenary hauls the tiny one to Azir. Luckily Nasus isn’t with him on this one: he’s protecting the imperial coach with an escort of sand soldiers.

Akshan lifts the kid towards Azir, and he removes his half-helm to look at them closer.

“Are you afraid of me?”

A tiny “yes” emerges from the ball of sobs. Indeed… a giant hawk can be just as scary as a giant reptile. Azir sits down, offering an open hand… imitating Nasus’ own movements with him. And eventually tiny, shiny eyes look at him through soft fingers.

“You’re… a big bird.”

“I’m a hawk, and I’m not going to hurt you. I may look big, and scary… but that’s because I’m to protect you. Deep down… I can be sweet. Do you want to touch my feathers?”

“C-Can I?”

Right above his chestplate is his neck, a soft space of feathers awaits small grabby hands. The child snuggles in between them, tiny sobs fading into a content smile, and even their parents’ screams have subsided. Hugging an Emperor is a honor a few people see.

“So soft…”

“Yes, it’s soft.” Despite all of Xerath’s lovely attempts to ruin it. “And it’s warm, and… I hope it brings you good luck.”

He doesn’t really know why he did this. A part of him thinks he just wanted to hug a child, after having wept all his tears for his dear son and daughter, and feel like a parent for a moment. Maybe – and this is Xerath’s voice – he wants so desperately to feel good again, he resorts to platitudes and big moves to restore his reputation. Maybe he’s grown soft inside as well as out – too soft, in fact.

Either way it feels good, and isn’t it also what an Emperor should strive for? Feeling good?

“Emperor Azir the Soft” Samira chuckles to Sivir. “Imagine that being his title.”

“He’s been called worse names”, she chuckles back.

#league of legends #lol #azir #emperor azir #omah azir #azir’s new groove #akshan #Samira #Sivir #Azir is a dad let us not forget

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Now to roast Paldea and Kitakami before Sylveon does!(spoilers for people who are buying the entire dlc on Christmas and want to go in blind)

Sprigatito: There are two main sides of sprigatito fans, the rule 34 side and the 4/20 side.

Floragato: Why did you ditch the yo-yo when you evolved, that just makes it pointless!

Meowscarada: The delphox for cat lovers.

Fuecoco: You can join slowpoke in the "No thoughts, head empty" club.

Crocalor: So was the sombrero just a phase!?

Skeledirge: I would have no idea you were a singer if it wasn't for your signature move.

Quaxly: The Donald Duck pokemon.

Quaxwell: You're name is literally Maxwell with a qu instead of an m!

Quaquaval: I know it's 2023 and straight men can present themselves as flamboyant as they want, but this is literally just a gay version of blaziken!

Lechonk: Mmmm bacon....

Oinkolonge: Is this supposed to be the phrase "putting lipstick on a pig" given physical form?

Tarountula: With all that silk on your back, you're basically a walking yarn ball!

Spidops: This is based on the creepiest looking spider, arachnophobes beware...

Nymble: They're a bit more forgettable compared to many other bug pokemon.

Lokix: I really wish that the first bug/Dark pokemon would've been more interesting.

Pawmi: The first pikaclone to evolve, it only took us two decades after pikaclones were introduced.

Pawmo: My roasts about electrode, but with the name placements swapped.

Pawmot: You're only known for being Nemona's signature pokemon.

Tandemaus and Maushold: The first pokemon to canonically have s€x.

Fidough: Butter dog, the dog with the butter.

Dachsbun: Gamefreak, are you never gonna give us a fire/fairy type!?

Smoliv: What can I say about it other than it's smol?

Doliv: If you find this hot, turn yourself into the police.

Arboliva: "Then I saw her face, now I'm Arboliva!"(I'm sorry for that crappy joke)

Squawkabilly: Introducing, Chatot 2.0! Comes in four different flavors, blueberry, sour apple, lemon, and vanilla.

Nacil, Naclstack, and Garganacl: "Insert Minecraft joke here"

Charcadet: It's just a child.

Armarouge: Megamen but red.

Ceruledge: The edgy Armarouge.

Tadbulb: Who put a tadpole in a lightbulb!?

Bellibolt: You'd think with how much Iono hyped this pokemon up that it would be her signature pokemon, but no.

Wattrel and Kilowattrel: The better wingull and Peliper.(I feel like a lot of people want me dead now)

Maschiff: It's dex entry speaks for itself.

Mabosstiff: I can't roast a pokemon Arven loves dearly and jumped through so many hoops to keep alive.

Shroodle: It barley looks anything like the pokemon it evolves into!

Grafaiai: it's a spray paint gremlin.

Bramblin and Brambelghast: Someone round them up before they accidentally ravage Paldea to a wasteland!

Toedscool: I used to hate it until I saw it run with its feet tentacles.(it's so funny)

Toedscreul: It's just as cruel as the pokemon it's based on.

Klawf: I'm so happy that everyone gets to eat the crab this time.

Capsakid: The fact that people use its teeth for cooking makes me uncomfortable.

Scovillan: Why does the green head use fire moves when it's red peppers that are spicier?

Rellor: It's a dung beetle with the face of a proboscis monkey, need I say more?

Rabsca: So is the ball it carries its baby or it's soul, it seems like the pokedex can't make up its mind.

Flittle: This thing looks like candy.

Espathra: The Lady Gaga pokemon.

Tinkatink, Tinkatuff, and Tinkaton: Someone call steel type protective services!

Wiglett: It's a goofy eel!

Wugtrio: They look like hotdogs.

Bombirder: This is definitely a dark twist on the baby delivering stork.

Finizen: Finally, after eight generations, we have a dolphin pokemon.

Palafin: It's ironic that the dolphin pokemon is a hero when real life dolphins are evil.

Varoom and Revavroom: Is the first poison/steel types being egines supposed to be a social commentary on how gas cars are bad for the environment?

Cyclizar: Behold, lizard bike!

Orthworm: How can I roast orthworm when it is such derp baby?

Glimmet: It looks like a certain type of plug.

Glimmora: Why was this Geeta's ace instead of kingambit!?

Grevard: This dog is cute yet terrifying at the same time.

Houndstone: The "why isn't this a rock type" pokemon.

Flamigo: I know the design isn't really creative, but I'm glad we finally got a flamingo pokemon.(I've been wanting one ever since I saw a fake leak of an flamingo based Alolan dodrio.)

Cetoddle: It's a baby whale, I can't roast that.

Cetitan: Looks way stronger than it actually is.

Vuluza: Leave me alone, damn you!

Dondozo: This is just wishcash on steroids.

Tatsugiri: Mmmm sushi....

Annihilape: Poor primape, no one cared about it until it died.

Clodsire: It looks like an éclair.

Dudunsparce: The joke evolution dunsparce deserved.

Kingambit: Why is this pokemon thicc!?

Great Tusk: This pokemon is a badass mammoth, what's there to make fun of!?

Scream Tail: The second shiny I've ever failed.(I thought the regular had red eyes)

Brute Bonnet: Why does it have three legs?

Flutter Mane: You're not a paradox pokemon, you're just a misdreavus with crazier hair, don't lie.

Slither Wing: This is actually a really cool design.

Sandy Shocks: This past paradox makes the least amount of sense!(that's probably the point though)

Iron Threads: It's clear which version had more thought put into their paradox designs.

Iron Bundle: Is this supposed to be a social commentary about how fake and consumeristic Christmas has become?

Iron Hands: "Alright, Pinhead. You're time is up"

Iron Jungulis: Is that even a word!?

Iron Moth and Iron Thorns: It's just Mothra and Mecha Godzilla.

Frigibax, Arctibax, and Baxcalibur: These are all just icy Godzillas!

Gimmigoul: This has got to be one of the most annoying pokemon to evolve!

Gholdengo: It looks like a mascot for string cheese.

Wo-Chien: This is the third grass/dark type in this game!

Chien-Pao: It has the least realistic design out of the four.(But they're still my favorite)

Ting-Lu: I've heard of pinhead but I've never heard of domehead!

Chi-Yu: How are you able to see if you have beads for eyes?

Roaring Moon: This is just an improved redesign of mega salamance.

Iron Valiant: The only future paradox worth catching outside of completing the pokedex.

Koraidon and Miraidon: So Arven's parents, were these pokemon worth dying over!?

Walking Wake and Iron Leaves: So what will you choose? An awesome and ferocious water dragon beast, or a robotic deer thing?

Dipplin: Mmmm caramel apple....

poltchageist: As sadistic as most other ghost types.

Sinistcha: Tis just proves that the ghost type is actually the evil type and not the dark type.

Okidogi: Literally just a green buff doge.

Munkidori: The new ugliest psychic type.

Fezandipiti: Damn, look at those eyelashes!

Ogrepon: She killed the loyal three just because they stole her masks, I don't think that's a proportional punishment.(J.K I know she didn't kill them on purpose)

Blood Moon Ursaluna: It's a zombie bear.(not really)

Raging Bolt: "It's a giraffe!"

Iron Crown: Definatly boring when compared to raging bolt.

Archladon: Ah yes, buildings definitely evolve into bridges.

Terapagos: This pokemon looks terrible without its makeup.

(How do you like that, Sylveon!? I roasted Paldea and Kitakami before you!)

#Pokemon #scarlet and violet #paldea #roasted #sylveon #nintendo #game freak

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madewithspice · 2 years

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Levi Ackerman Headcanons

Appreciation post for my smol boy because apparently “he is ugly with the scars and bandages ” Ugly where, bitches?!! 😤🤬🙄

Levi is a cat lady. Not his own cats technically but the strays around his home. They don’t trust him at first so he would leave scraps out for them. Now they come by for food and the occasional pet and belly rub. He has a favourite - a ginger cat with one ear. He nursed it back to health after it was hurt.

He likes to read with a cup of tea in hand as a way to declutter his mind. Doesn’t need anything specific, just any book genre will suffice. Though he thinks the popular classical literature are overrated.

You can try and convince me otherwise but this man collects stuffed animals and teddy bears. Don’t even bother trying to fight me on this. He has a locked room in his home with the shelves all packed. Why is it locked? Duh, Hange would never let him forget it if they found out.

On the death anniversaries of his friends he sends flowers and baked goods anonymously to their families along with a simple card inscribed with “take care”.

Levi’s handwriting is messy and sharp with a slant towards the right. You’d think he has clean and printed handwriting but he never could achieve it especially with all the reports he’d be getting through.

Secretly he’s a smoker but he tries to keep it to a minimum as much as possible. He likes to take late night walks and smoke under the night sky because it’s more calming and easy to hide what he’s doing. As a clean freak, Levi hates the fact cigarettes are his “weakness”.

Getting hugged is a nightmare of Levi’s but once in a blue moon he will hug someone randomly, whether it’s Hange or one of the younger cadets. Nobody says a word though about it or else arses will be kicked. Boyfriend Levi, however, loves hugs but only when you two are alone. A secret softie

Being alone with boyfriend Levi equals clingy Levi but he’ll never admit he is. In public, he won’t be stuck by your side 24/7 but there’s side glances at you every few seconds and glares at anyone else who looks at you. In crowded places he will entwine his pinky with yours or hold onto your sleeve like a tiny baby 😭

Levi is asexual. I can’t hear anything else in regards to this so don’t come at me. I just feel like he’s just not into all that, he’s never felt those feelings towards anyone and he’s not bothered about it anyway. I feel like he’s either aromantic or pan-romantic, that once he gets close to someone then he decides his feelings. We be ace buddies

He’s SOO good with kids but he has a hate-love relationship with them. He’ll babysit for a few hours but the child must be taken back, he will not tolerate anything longer than two or three hours. He hums while rocking the babies to sleep and gives lots of kisses to the tiny humans when he thinks no one is around.

This man wants a kid or two but he’s scared of the responsibility but once his daughter (I feel like he’d have a daughter first) was born he was wrapped around her stumpy baby finger. Father Levi is extremely protective and strict but he’s understanding. The firm but fair parenting style. Wants to spoil his kids but knows he shouldn’t. I can imagine him teaching them to defend themselves and it ending in a tickle fight which he dramatically loses. Can he be my dad? 😫.

- Kiki.

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gentrychild · 3 years

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the au ask: uh, not sure how this works, but, let's say an au where the slime incident never happens?

Anon, no! I have about five AUs for that! You could at least tell me if you want it to be angst or crack!

More seriously, it's such a fun prompt because it avoids All Might telling Izuku he can't be a hero without a quirk, which is the start of so many vigilante/villain/quirkless Izukus.

But since I am a benevolent writer, I will not talk about the AU where Tsuyu and Mineta dies, then Iida, then Kota, then Mirio, Eri isn't saved, and so on.

Okay, it got really long so it's under a Read More.

All Might arrests the Slime villain before he gets in the sewers so neither Izuku nor Bakugou are attacked by him. The problem is that it also means that All Might never meets Izuku, never break his little heart, and Izuku never has the chance to prove his worth to All Might so no OFA.

Life goes on. Izuku still wants to become a hero. However, since his homeroom teacher told his entire class that he wanted to go to UA, his entire class, led by Bakugou, has decided to make his life a living hell over it. Constant taunting and people laughing at him.

It takes its toll on him.

He still doesn't doubt that a quirkless hero can exist but the more days, weeks, months pass, the more he keeps thinking of how easier it would be if he had a quirk.

A dangerous thought. One he usually doesn't allow himself to think because why whine about what is impossible to have? But one boy can only take "What a useless quirkless Deku like you do?" before he starts to get haunted by strange thoughts. Cough... urges... Cough.

It also makes him eager to prove himself. Maybe that's why he intervenes that evening when he sees a villain trying to hurt someone. Except that once the civilian he helped is running to call a hero, he is reminded that he is a smol child made of only skin and bones and that the guy in front of him is about to bash his head in.

He tries to protect himself, his hand grabbing the villain by the head and in this moment, as he is sure that he is about to be killed, he thinks the one selfish thought that he ever thought:

"It's unfair... that this quirk belongs to someone like you... instead of me."

And just like that, Izuku takes a quirk for the first time.

The villain runs in terror and Izuku runs (in the other direction) in confusion. Soon, it's pretty clear that he apparently had the ability to take and give quirks (thank you, Mom, who has volunteered to try the villain's quirk. Though it's strange how she keeps trying to call someone on her phone these days. But it's probably not important.) Which is a very cool quirk.

Izuku now has to pass from "No quirk at all" to "Can have whatever quirk he wants", which is quite dizzying.

He is so fired up for the UA exam, five months from then. Ridiculously happy bean.

Meanwhile, Mirio gets OFA because no successor showed the self sacrificial spirit that could have inspired All Might and both GT and Nighteye kinda pressures him into choosing a successor ASAP.

This has disastrous consequences as OFA is way too powerful for Mirio and starts to put an insane strain on his body. One month later, while fighting a villain (he has his hero license), he collapses on the side of the road, black lines all over his body as the quirk is killing him.

Izuku finds him and calls an ambulance ASAP but Mirio is is really bad shape. He asks him what happened and Mirio, half delirious, tells him that his quirk is killing him.

Izuku is very "????" but he can help! He can take the quirk away! But Lemillion would be quirkless! He can't take this decision! But Mirio can so he asks.

Mirio is half conscious. Completely in pain. He didn't even want that quirk. He likes Permeation. So, half delirious as he was, he might have mumbled something like "Take that thing out of me."

Izuku does, realizes that Mirio has two quirks so he leaves him the one that doesn't feel as heavy as a freaking dwarf star. Lemillion immediately starts to stop looking like he will drop dead any moment from now and the ambulance arrives, taking the hero student away.

Since Izuku doesn't have the All Might telling him that OFA is a good quirk, he acts like a sensible person: this quirk doesn't feel normal and it apparently kills its user. So he waits about 20 seconds before getting rid of it. He finds a nice and sturdy lizard, who, unbeknownst to everyone, becomes the 10th user of OFA.

The quirk comes back to Izuku.

Quirks aren't supposed to do that.

The freaking quirk is cursed. Izuku accepted a cursed quirk.

I cannot begin to describe how Izuku doesn't trust OFA in this AU. He doesn't use it. He intensively dislikes it. He tries everything and more to get rid of it but no matter what living organism he selects, the damn thing keeps coming back.

Meanwhile, Mirio wakes up from the hospital alive :) then remembers he gave a host-killing-quirk to a smol child. O.O

Panic ensues.

All Might realizes that whoever took OFA put his hand on Mirio's head, the same way AFO does. So it was probably AFO with a fun new shapeshifting quirk.

More panic ensues.

Meanwhile, AFO, alive indeed and who has been watching Mirio wastes away and enjoying the hell out of it (though he would have preferred it had happened one generation sooner) is furious that Yagi 2.0 isn't dying anymore because it means OFA passed to someone else! And since everyone in the OFAteam is quite panicked, they apparently lost the quirk he gave his little brother!

He gets so upset about it that he somehow misses the hundred of phonecalls from his wife.

So AFO and All Might alike are looking for someone with OFA but since Izuku just isn't using it, they aren't finding it.

Meanwhile, the Vestiges went from "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, SOMEONE WITH AFO!!!! AHHHHHH!" to "What do you mean: You don't want to use us? We're not good enough for you???"

So OFA is doing the quirk equivalent of a cat purring and showing its belly so it can get some pet.

Izuku: "You know what? I know it's a trap but since I don't want to outright call a quirk evil, I will give you one chance to prove to me you're not a cursed power that wants my death."

Cue two broken legs.

Well, that's it. Izuku gave that nasty quirk the benefit of the doubt. He is never using it again. And since the damn thing is trying to contaminate his other quirks, he is vaulting it forever!

The irony is not lost on First.

The day of the entrance exam arrives and Izuku does quite well with his good, non cursed quirks, thank you very much.

And as he is leaving, he sees Lemillion! He is happy to see him in good health! He waves at him!

Meanwhile, Mirio spent the last five months trying to find that awful quirk he lost. He was half convinced he had given him to the Symbol of Evil and had trouble seeing the problem because if OFA would eat AFO, where was the problem? He is wondering if he condemned a kid to death. He Is Going Through A Lot.

He wants to say so many things, ask so many questions. And the one thing he manages to blurt out is "GET HIM!"

Tamaki and Nejire immediately shoulder slam a small child. They didn't even hesitate.

That's the story of how the Mighty team found OFA again.

Izuku loves hanging out with All Might but not even him can convince him that the quirk isn't cursed.

#This got slightly longer than expected #ask game #bnha au #closed ask game #bnha spoilers #cursed quirk au

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inkandpen22 · 3 years

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Always a Ploy

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Female!Reader

Warnings: none

Word Count: 1.3k

Summary: Y/N is often used as a ploy to catch the perpetrators and it drives Spencer crazy

A/N: I’m always adding new one shots for Reid so if you’d like to be tagged lmk!

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Y/N

I sway my head from side to side, playing music in my head to distract myself from the fact that I'm freezing. 'Stand and wait on the side of the house' Hotch ordered. 'I'll give you the go-ahead soon' he promised. Ten minutes later, Reid and I are still waiting for the said go-ahead. At least Reid gets to be in normal clothes for the desert at night. I'm yet again being offered up as a ploy and in Morgan's mind, a door-to-door saleswoman would wear a dress when the weather is supposed to be low sixties, the wind not included.

"Honey, you're killing me. Are you sure you don't want my jacket?" Reid offers again for the third time in the last five minutes.

"Yes." My breath escapes between my teeth. "I'm fine. Plus, we won't have much time once Hotch gives the signal." I shake my limbs to remain warm.

“Wait for my command," Hotch announces into our earpieces. "We lost sight of him in the window. We suspect he’s headed to the basement.”

I shake my head. “Screw this. I’m going in.”

“No, you’re not!”

“They’re children! One more minute with that monster is another minute of trauma!” I move to step around the house and toward the front door.

Reid slips his gun back onto his belt and grabs my wrist to stop me. He yanks me back and pins me against the cool wooden panels of the house. I open my mouth to argue and he covers my mouth. He whispers frantically, “Baby, baby, listen to me. I can’t let you in there!" I wiggle in his hold. “Stop fighting me.”

“Y/N, you may proceed," Hotch announces, giving me the go-ahead.

Reluctantly, Reid has no choice but to let me go. His hand falls from my mouth slowly, but he keeps me pinned and stares into my eyes warningly. “Don’t do anything reckless!"

I smirk and slip out from under him. “You should know me better than assume I’d listen.”

“Y/N, I’m serious!” He whispers, aggravated.

“So am I." I send him a wink as I step out from beside the house.

The lights from the living room pour out of the window onto the dry dirt yard. I take a minute a toss my hair to one side and yank the dress down to reveal more of my chest.

Spencer

I watch from the shadows as Y/N adjusts herself to speak with the suspect. I hate it when she does this. I understand that Hotchner and everyone agrees that it works, but their opinions don't make any less uncomfortable. My own girlfriend is being used as a ploy, expected to flont herself to earn the trust of serial killers or rapists.

Morgan appears beside me and squeezes my shoulder. “Don’t get hostile, Boy Genius.”

“She’s doing it on purpose,” I grumble, gesturing to Y/N.

“I know, I know.” He sighs. "But she's just doing her job. It's all pretending to her too," he assures me. "She's into you, man."

Y/N

I ring the doorbell and rock on my heels, making the panels of the porch creak. Suddenly, the door swings open to reveal a worn-down middle-aged man in dirty overalls.

“I don’t want to join any religion," he grumbles. He goes to slam the door shut, but I block it with my hand.

“Neither do I,” I voice softly with a smirk. I step forward to stand on the threshold. “But maybe you’d like to sit down and talk about your finances? Have you been keeping track of where you’ve been putting your... assets?” I scan the man up and down with my eyes until I meet his gaze.

Spencer

As we listen to Y/N flirt with the suspect, Morgan chuckles quietly next to me.

I elbow him in the stomach. “It’s not funny.”

“She sounds like Jessica Rabbit,” he jokes, only irritating me more.

There's creaking on the porch, followed by the front door squeaking shut. He's let her in.

Y/N

The place is an utter wreck. There have to be at least a dozen cats, hundreds of old newspapers scattered everyone, and it smells of feces. I sit down on the worn and ripped plaid couch next to the old man. I wear my best smile, though inside I'm screaming.

“Now, let’s begin. What bank do you currently use?” I ask, gripping my fake leather finance binder.

The man shifts closer to me. “Chase.”

I note now that he's missing at least five teeth. I nod. “They are great to their members, but we something broader... larger in size," I chose my words intentionally.

Abruptly, there's a high-pitch scream from within the house, making both of us freeze.

“What was that?” I ask, searching the surrounding area.

“My daughter is upstairs playing!" He rushes out and scoots closer to me. Boldly, he places his hand on my bare knee. "What was that you said about size?” He grins and begins to glide his hand up slowly.

I swallow hard, my eyes on his hand. I try to ease it off. “Sir, please-“

He lifts his hand off my knee and brings it to my shoulder. He tries to urge me to lay down. “Come on, sugar. I’ll pay you for your time. Your supervisor won’t have to know.”

I reach underneath my dress and whip out my gun, pointing it directly between his eyes. “FBI, down on the ground!”

His eyes grow wide and his jaw nearly hits the floor. “What!”

The S.W.A.T. team barges into the house, all yelling over each other. They march deeper into the house and into the basement where we know the children are. Hotchner appears in the foyer with Reid and Morgan. Soon, Prentiss and JJ are close behind.

Reid yanks the man off of me and tosses him onto the ground on his knees. He handcuffs him and pulls him to his feet. “No means no, asshole!”

“She was asking for it," the suspect huffs as he's dragged off toward the foyer.

Reid laughs mockingly. “Doubtful consider she just has to go to me for that."

Morgan kneels in front of me. “You okay?”

I nod weakly. “After every time I just feel gross.” I shake out my arms with a shiver.

“He’s a disgusting man. I’m sorry he touched you.”

“Part of the job.” I shrug. “At least I know how to defend myself. There are so many women who don't."

Morgan nods. "Maybe you can take your experiences and help those women."

Now there's an idea.

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I lean against the car with JJ and Prentiss as the S.W.A.T. team and members of C.P.S carry the little girls out of the basement and into ambulances. It's a bittersweet sight. Morgan and Reid step out of the house once the last child is removed. Morgan pats Reid on the back with a chuckle as they approach us.

As soon as they reach us, Reid takes my hand and leads me to a tree a few feet away from the car. When we have some privacy, he starts to apologize. “Look, I’m sorry for what I did. I shouldn’t have grabbed you and covered your mouth. I didn’t know-“

I cut him off, reaching up and bringing my lips to meet his with a quick peck. His hands rest on my waist and I break from him.

He blinks rapidly, taken aback. “I thought you’d be mad.”

“Oh I was pissed in the moment. Now, it’s just hot," I grin, wrapping my arms around his waist.

He smirks. “Noted.”

“I didn’t know you could move so quickly, Reid,” I giggle. “And what you said to the perpetrator when you arrested him!”

He chuckles, “yeah I may have been a little heated in the moment. In my defense, he did touch you! Okay, that was not a part of the plan!”

“I appreciate the protectiveness,” I assure him with a laugh.

He glances down at the small space between us and the smile on his lips fades slowly.

I can tell there's something on his mind.

“About your performance...” He mumbles.

“Didn’t like it?” I ask, knowing how he hates it when I have to be a ploy.

He nods frantically. “Yeah, never again," he orders.

“Deal.” I nod, giving his lips a quick peck again.

He smiles into the kiss. “Well, never again for anyone else," he adds against my lips, making me grin. He breaks from me to ask, "Do you think maybe tonight you and I could talk about my assets?”

I swat him on the arm. “Reid!”

He chuckles, "you're right. We'll talk about this when we get home."

I roll my eyes and they land on our teammates by the car as they watch us go back and forth, smiling brightly.

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sleepwalkersqueen · 3 years

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Chapter 299: Review

First of all: this was a ride! On a rollercoaster! I’m sorry, but you’re now the person sitting next to me. ENJOY MY SCREAMING!

LET’S GO! :D

Ladies and Gentlemen (and everyone else!) In this corner of tonight’s arena we got: Baby Keigo!

Quirk: birb Height: smol Armor: ragged clothes + endeavor plushie

With a bodyweight of estimated one whole pound; our fighter is armed with all of his concentrated preciousness! WILL HE BE ABLE TO DEFEAT HIS FATH-?!

ok, nevermind he kicked him.

What an investing fight; Mr. Takami really went for the strongest here, huh. Hurting my Keigo-shaped heart oh god

Also h i m:

Sir, you might be pitiful, but I appreciate your sacrifice of leaving all the eyebrow to your son. Hori, U just killed months of suspence with this bastard. C’mon dude. He looks like he stapled his pubic hair into his face.

I can and will accept the canon Takami thief design.

Will I stop drawing/writing Takami Shinyo?

HELL NO.

But back to the chapter!

God, Hori reaches Fanfiction levels of pain here. Keigo’s lil cheek is bruised and we see him getting abused physically and mentally by both parents... Aparently, he doesn’t believe in heroes, because none of them ever protected him from the hell that is his life. Just.. Just look at him being so tiny and though.

Okay, so Keigo gets told that his father got off-screened by Endeavor. And I just love his reaction; BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM:

Look at him being a child! Reacting like a child! His Endeavor doll litterally comes to life in his imagination; because a hero finally safed him from being kicked and beaten by his bastard father!!

This is so dam wholesome yet such an irony, I could cry!

Yet “Endeavor’s light” doesn’t last long; because here is when I really lost my shit:

Suddenly his they are homeless, and his mom needs money desperately. AND SHE MAKES HIM ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY.

“I don’t care how you do it.”

Madam, you don’t say that to anyone. Especially not to a child. Children still have to learn moral values, so if you tell him to do anything as long as it brings money, what do you fucking expect?!

If he’s lucky he manages to steal from someone without getting hurt, if he’s unlucky he finds some kind of “work”. Wtf madam.

Not to mention all the mental abuse. You can see in his whole body how fucking tight his tiny heart clenches now, because you make him feel worthless and useless:

Ah god. Hori is so good at conveying emotions.

Remember how she gave him his plushie and said “Be strong like this guy!”, and how he clenches it tighter to his chest, because he is trying so hard.

But he’s a tiny homeless child.

And even though he got kicked and abused, we never saw him cry.

I’m fucking sobbing, Hori.

Back in the now. Looking at the oxygen mask, Hawks has trouble with breathing. Ugh, I can imagine that being painful. He can’t speak, because Dabi burned his throat; just like Shoto’s.

(Ah yes, do I love some narrative parallels. Dabi temporarily silenced their voices, by raising his.)

Ah yes; Citizens looking angry at Hawks.

Resembling the post-Dabi society, huh.

At least the Goat and the Fish still seem to post on their Hawks fanfictions. (Not gonna lie, tho, I’d probably read the hell outta them.)

Then they visit his mom in her pent house which she buyed by selling her son.

That living hall is so huge you could hear the echo of your cat’s fart.

It’s so huge, it looks like the Interior decorator simply took some XXXL carpet and said fuck it, no one will notice if it doesn’t even reach the two tiny chairs over there.

But ah look, his mom left him a letter!

Rest in Peace Touya/Keigo Childhood-Friends-theory. 2020 - 2021

(*OK, NOW DIG IT OUT AGAIN; WE’LL KEEP WRITING FICS*)

Because, yeah how did Dabi find out about Tomie’s adress? If you go through all the trouble to erase Keigo Takami’s name from all documents, how could you let his mom’s adress get leaked? Did Dabi seriously pay black hats for that? That’s kinda dissapointing.

But yeah, I’ll bow for you, Dabi; you really found out his name.

AND FINALLY: HAWKS’ WINGS ARE GROWING BACK BABY!! :D

Thank you for reading, and may you have an amazing night! Let me know your thoughts, I’d love to read them!! :D

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mistymilkweed · 2 years

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Hi! This is my first time requesting anything! Could I request some itto cg headcanons? <3 -🦕

thank you for the request!!! you can probably tell i really enjoyed making this one lol.

CG! Itto Headcanons

Itto is great with any kiddo of any age. I think 0-12 would be fitting. But he will have to have a little help from his friends with a younger regressor since he might occasionally be too loud. He would never raise his voice out of anger, though.

He loves taking you outside often, whether it's to a park or to just sit outside for a bit. He doesn't mind if he needs to carry you- in fact, he loves carrying you. If you're a slightly older kiddo, he loves to carry you on his shoulders while running around.

Very touchy. He always always always is right next to you if not carrying you. It's not only because he's just very protective, but also because he just shows love and affection with physical touch the best.

Is almost always up to do something fun. His favorite thing to do with you is to have playful little beetle fights.

As mentioned before, Itto is pretty protective. Any time anyone comes near you and he just gets a weird feeling from them, he'll be glaring them down. That said, Itto gets jealous pretty easily if you give someone attention that isn't him.

Tries to impress you all the time. He'll call out, "Look at what Papa can do!!" and then pick up the heaviest thing he can find. Other times he loves working out while carrying you. If you're impressed, it just makes him so happy.

Itto uses a whole lot of baby talk. Obviously he uses it to younger littles, but even if you're an older regressor he sometimes can't help but coo from adoration.

If he ever sees you in his coat, he'll grow the biggest smile and take a thousand mental pictures in his head from how smol you look in his huge coat. Ever since then when he needs to leave temporarily, he always makes sure to lend it to you.

There isn't many people Itto completely and whole-heartedly trusts with you, but he really trusts his gang. He knows they'd do anything to protect you, so when he can't he trusts them to watch you.

He isn't that strict, but still tries (keyword: tries) to be a good influence. If you do act up, he'll think you're upset rather than just throwing a tantrum, so he'll sit you down and worriedly ask what's wrong. When he does need to be more strict, he goes for punishments like an earlier bedtime and such.

Totally goes on walks with you around Inazuma City, and if you and him ever run into Kujou Sara or anyone else that was apart of the Vision Hunt Degree, is totally that parent to say, "Don't ever talk to me or my child ever again". They don't even need to initiate conversation.

Plenty of nicknames. His go-to's are baby and if you're a slightly older regressor buddy or kiddo, but also is fond of bug.

Instead of singing you to sleep, he will totally beatbox you to sleep. He doesn't see the difference.

The first time you call him anything like Papa or Daddy, he will get tears in his eyes for a second. It means the genuine world to him and he won't do a great job hiding it.

Though his natural speaking voice is very loud, his voice will immediately soften when you're near. The gang likes to playfully call him Momma Itto, and though he will shoot them a glare, there's no heat behind it. It's no secret he loves being acknowledged as your caregiver.

If you ever want a dog or cat, Itto will look at you funnily and then gesture to the literal dancing bull on the ground. "But we already have one, silly!!"

#sfw littlespace #sfw smolspace #sfw age regression #sfw agere #agere genshin impact #age regression genshin impact #agere arataki itto #age regression arataki itto #cg arataki itto #caregiver arataki itto

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cupidbunny · 2 years

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hi :D idk if u do genshin reqs /??/ uwu but can ya pls do a diluc x rlly short and smol catgirl reader lol pls!!! tysm if ya do :D (childe is boss btw)

I'll do my best!! And yes, agree <3

Content: Diluc x short!catgirl!reader

Tags: Mostly fluff, Head canons/Bulleted, and a bit short for today

☼ Diluc is a cat lover, or more like cats lover him. You included.

☼ He adores your little ears. Whenever you two cuddle, he always scratches them and loves it when you start purring.

☼ Because you're pretty small as well, he loves to pick you up and carry you around. He's also very strong, so don't worry if he can lift you. He can and will.

☼ He "hates" it when you try to swat your tail in his face. It makes him sneeze a lot, and often makes you leave if you keep doing it. You find it rather funny.

☼ Whenever you get jealous or angry with Diluc, as much as you try to hide it, it's very obvious. Your turnt back ears and your tail is all fluffed up in anger. Diluc usually calms you down by petting you until you cool down.

☼ When it comes to everyone else, it wasn't a surprise you two were together. They would make jokes saying, "It was fate".

☼ He loves coming home and cuddling up with you after a hard night protecting Mondstadt. Falling asleep next to his small catgirl is a dream come true.

A/N: It was a rlly cute concept I kinda got stumped on. hm

#genshin x reader #genshin x female reader #diluc x reader #diluc x female reader #diluc x fem!reader #Diluc x catgirl! reader #x catgirl! reader

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