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thou-can-say-azrail · 19 days

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Many people complain that the Dressrosa arc was too long and dragged out so here I present: The Dressrosa Arc - A Summary

#yup #one piece

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thou-can-say-azrail · 28 days

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They make me laugh.

#hazbin hotel #lucifer #alastor #radioapple

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thou-can-say-azrail · 29 days

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source

#hazbin hotel #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #lucifer

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thou-can-say-azrail · 29 days

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I didn’t mean to make a part two to this but my hand slipped

#hazbin hotel #my new obsession #they <3 #alastor #lucifer

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thou-can-say-azrail · 2 months

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doflamingo save me. doflamingo. save me doflamingo.

#absolutely #doflamingo #one piece #she is the loml

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thou-can-say-azrail · 3 months

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these tags, i cant

pre timeskip law had no rizz just dubious morals and a bucket hat

#one piece #trafalgar law

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thou-can-say-azrail · 3 months

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bringing back this banger of mine with them

i thought about this way too long

#the og seven warlords will always be superior idc #one piece #doflamingo #crocodile #dracule mihawk #jinbe #boa hancock #bartholomew kuma #gecko moria

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thou-can-say-azrail · 3 months

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drawings and doodles and drawings!!!

#absolutely feral over doffy and buggy omg #buggy #one piece #doflamingo #crocodile

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thou-can-say-azrail · 4 months

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#them #one piece #zosan #sanji #roronoa zoro

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thou-can-say-azrail · 4 months

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I always joke about this but Buggy and Luffy's rivalry bothers me so much because I just know Luffy would take Buggy's side if he knew about the Shuggy breakup

#this #one piece #monkey d. luffy #shuggy #shanks #buggy

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thou-can-say-azrail · 4 months

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digging through files again

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo #sir crocodile #dofuwani #too many ppl

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thou-can-say-azrail · 4 months

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some dofuwani shitpost

#bbys #one piece #dofuwani #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo

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thou-can-say-azrail · 4 months

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shuggy reunion where their entire crews are watching them from afar taking bets and eating popcorn. Luffy is also there and he tries to intervene cause he doesn't trust the clown and Beckman has to beg him to not do that because "Shanks has been waiting for this moment for years". Alvida is in the back collecting bets on who will cry first with Yassop and Lucky roux. Shanks yells about Buggy leaving him at some point and that's when everyone gets tuned in like they are watching a football match. Shanks like "AND WHAT DOES CROCODILE HAVE THAT I DON'T?" "A FIVE YEAR PLANNER AND A GOAL!" the strawhats end up being equally invested in the drama after that because what do u mean Buggy left first, what in the homosexuality is happening, Nami ends up getting in on the betting pool and Yassop is catching up his son on 30 years of drama and Robin is side eyeing Crocodile like she wants to ask him about his love life but she won't and he pretends she isn't there cause he doesn't want to talk about it. Luffy actually ends up taking Buggy's side in the conflict, surprising everyone and himself, Shanks cries first, Nami wins a good sum of money, Perona is egging Mihawk on to go and make it messier, Zoro is confused, Crocodile wants the ground to open up and swallow him cause Shanks keeps dragging him into their mess, it's chaos.

They're just a telenovela everyone's invested in and I absolutely love it. You know when your friend tells you about their ex and how they're so not going to go back with them? Well, those are Shanks and Buggy and everyone else is either exhausted of their bullshit or extremely interested in how it will end.

Luffy taking Buggy's side is the best thing ever because I genuinely agree and I think that if they ever showed him what happened he'd defend the clown. Which is both surprising and hilarious.

#one piece #shuggy #buggy #shanks #strawhats

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thou-can-say-azrail · 4 months

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I am actually not dead, i just went through 128 hyperfixations in the span of a year and forgot tumblr existed

I am also an adult now and so deep in the one piece fandom that I cant see the sun anymore but hi did I miss anything

#if you still follow me for naruto content #sorry..?#but pretty sure that wont be making a return any time soon

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thou-can-say-azrail · 2 years

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He saw itachi, immediately went into gay panic and just never recovered

It still cracks me up that Deidara’s tragic backstory is meeting Itachi.

#we stan #me too dei me too #deidara #akatsuki #itadei #itachi

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Kisame usually sees himself as chaotic cause he's always with Itachi who's very calm and collected and one day Pein decides to mix up the pairs for team building or something and Kisame realizes he has NOTHING on feral arsonist Deidara. but anywho i think Deidara and Kisame had potential for a good dynamic where Kisame is like the not-really protective older brother"you don't have Deidara, Deidara has you" + feral chaotic younger brother

omg i never thought of that but thats actually cute af

i am a sucker for every akatsuki member with dei interaction and omg this is gold

imagine them going on a mission and the client being like "sir this is a child" and kisame just shrugs cut to deidara cackling maniacally while blowing up some dude while kisama stands next to him picking at his fingernails client: "wtf"

kisa also thought it would be hell to go to missions with him because deidara is deidara but he spend like a day with him and he would already kill every single person that fucked with him. (deidara would kill for kisame too btw, its that meme "he asked for no pickles" and smol bean dei is standing there ready to fuck the waiter up while 7ft kisame tries to calm him like he is a cat going to the vet)

also sasori is with kakuzu and its just them calmly discussing political affairs and the newest gossip while classical music plays in the background two villages further deidara blows a house up while kisame cheers him on

itachi is concerned

#anon i am sry ik its been a year but i can explain ily #kinda fell out of naruto fandom there whoops #the team changing trope bec team building is one of my favs ngl #it has sm potential for chaos #akatsuki #deidara #itachi #sasori #kisame #kakuzu #ask response

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thou-can-say-azrail · 2 years

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Guys. What if the Tsaritsa was like “The Harbingers need to be a team at all costs, so I order all of you to some team-building excercises” and forces her Harbinger-children to choose some activities they want (”want”) to do together

….and after much arguing and attempts from Childe to talk them into weekly sparring-matches, they decide on playing DnD together. With the Tsaritsa herself being the DM

(pls dnd-side of tumblr, be nice to me- all of my dnd-knowledge comes from watching dnd youtube and listening to my dnd-playing friends-)

The first few sessions are an absolute nightmare cause all of the Harbingers are still in the mindset of “This is stupid, how does playing this…. childish board-game help us steal the gnoses and overthrow celestia?!” ….but after two months or so, the Tsaritsa is very pleased to see no one cancelling their weekly sessions anymore and showing up with all their character sheets and their own dice

Not because they’re having fun, of course! That would be immature…. no, they’re only doing this for her Majesty and her noble cause….! Uh, anyways….

Just…. imagine. A table full of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers, her Majesty the Cryo-Archon herself, surrounded by character-sheets, minis, dice and junkfood. And the DnD-sessions get INTENSE-

You’ve got:

-Childe, playing a Barbarian/Fighter multiclass (even though they don’t mix well- boy saw two battle-focused classes and wasn’t interested in anything else). Being the theatre-loving dork he is, he’s VERY into the whole roleplaying-aspect. He says “But it’s what my character would do” around 50 times every single session, maybe he even starts showing up in cosplay just to REALLY get into the mindset of a barbarian fighter. ….maybe his background is that of a humble fisherman who’s searching for his lost family, being the family-man he is

-Scaramouche with a Rogue, cause he was vERY drawn to the whole stealth and trickery-thing…. the Tsaritsa was overjoyed, seeing her Sixth choose a class that he felt a connection to and was looking forward to how he’d use stealth and his own intelligence to overcome obstacles… only problem, it’s Scaramouche. So he didn’t put any points into stealth, instead only intimidation and charisma. Y’all know that iconic “YOU DO NOT SEE GROG!!”-tumblr post? Yeah, that’s Scaramouche. Every time he’s asked to do a stealth-check, he just yells out “YOU DO NOT SEE SCARAMOUCHE” or some shit like that.

Tsaritsa: The guards have caught up to you, leaving you with no option to slip away. What do you do?

Scara: I turn into a tree.

Tsaritsa: …..what? You don’t know any shapeshifting.

Scara: Well, can I convince them that I’m just a humble tree?

Tsaritsa, pinching the bridge of her nose: Roll for it

Scara, rolling a Nat20:

Tsaritsa, deep sigh: The guards throw a glimpse in your direction, mumbling amongst themselves how much brighter the room looks with the addition of the new tree.

-Dottore, playing a Cleric, aka the party-healer. Every Harbinger wasn’t impressed at the thought of the batshit insane doctor being their healer. And boy…. Dottore did NOT disappoint: His character doesn’t know a single healing spell or anything of that sort. Instead, they’re a dropout that only knows necromancy. Meaning if anyone in the party gets hurt, no matter how tiny of a injury it is, Dottore’s character will straight-up unalive them and resurrect them. He’s the embodiment of “I didn’t get my medical license revoked for nothing”

-La Signora plays a Scorcerer. She’s pretty much the only player who takes the game serious, even her character’s like the handbook-version of a Scorcerer. ….asides from fireball. Every time she casts fireball, her character just throws a molotov cocktail. If any Harbinger dares to look at her funny, she just shrugs like “You expect me to use fire-magic? After what happened last time? Not gonna happen, sunshine.”

Every puzzle the Tsaritsa throws at them doesn’t involve any locked doors. The reason why? The first and last time she did, she had to sit there and listen to Scaramouche intimidate the door into opening itself.

Dottore probably built himself a pair of dice with ruin guard-parts, or some funky shit like this. they were banned, of course. not because they’re rigged, but because they had a tiny built-in laser that would just go off randomly. When asked why he would create something like this, Dottore just shrugged like “Well, I just thought it’d be nice to keep us alert.”

Pantalone just constantly tries to get rich, and he’s resorted to constantly opening like, the Tavern-version of a fast food chain everywhere they go. He managed to get the party so fuckin rich that the Tsaritsa had to incorporate inflation into her campaign to keep it balanced.

Pierro probably plays a bard or so, and the Tsaritsa was afraid he’d turn into the horny bard she’s read so much about while preparing for this whole project. But he’s Pierro, the Jester, the first Fatuus…. being just a horny bard is way too basic. He’s still constantly seducing everything in order for the party to get their way, but he’s doing it, like… classy. Like when a grandma calls her grandson handsome for doing her gardenwork or something like that.

Tsaritsa: ….My First… did you…. did you just…. tell the Mind Flayer, the vile creature who has trapped you in its lair for the past week, seperating your group with the goal to devour your brains…. that it’s “glowing”?

Pierro: Yes. Their youthful glow and well-groomed tentacles just strike respect and deep admiration into my heart.

Tsaritsa: ….*sigh* The Mind Flayer blushes, twirling its tentacles like a school girl might twirl her hair.

EDIT: The Harbingers have all been revealed now and in addition to this post…

-Pulchinella’s character is a chicken. Just a regular Chicken. It only has one attack that consists of flicking a single pebble with its beak… but the chicken is also the party monk and thus the pebble-flick does the most damage out of all of their characters. I just find the mental image hilarious of this short guy with round glasses and a beard, looking like some kinda elf-npc playing a chicken and watching with a shit-eating grin as said Chicken absolutely destroys mobs that Childe’s character is struggling with. Pulchinella, the fifth harbinger, the Rooster, hard-carrying his party with a ridiculously powerful chicken

-The Tsaritsa was starting to regret allowing Pulchinella to play a Chicken after having spent 20 minutes listening to her sixth and her fifth arguing about whether or not the chicken has to wear pants when the party was invited to a noble party. Pulchinella insisted that while it’s just a chicken, it does have proper manners (unlike a certain fighter/barbarian….) and wears a tiny pair of fitted pants, paid for by Pantalone’s tavern-business. Scaramouche on the other hand argued back that it’s just a fucking chicken, so a tiny lil bowtie around its neck is enough.

-Yes, these are two grown-ass men arguing about whether or not a chicken has to wear pants to attend a fancy party. These are her Harbingers, handpicked for the job, powerful individuals having been gifted godlike authority. Arguing over chickens.

#i cant breathe #its a yes from me #fatui harbingers #genshin impact

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