Starting the new year with breaking in my new tablet with some good old fashioned itadei
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Deidara, speaking out-loud in the living room: Uchiha. Let’s go on a date.
Itachi and Tobi, answering at the same time: Okay, where?
Deidara:
Itachi:
Tobi: I … I mean … w-where are you and Itachi going? B-because HE’S the only Uchiha here. Yep. Nobody else. Sharingan? What’s that?
Deidara:
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Cuntdara and Itachi Cuntiha
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itadei commission sketch :p
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oranges comic. im tired so youre going to just have to figure out the order on your own
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Deidara: *on the computer* This is so fucked up, hm.
Hidan: What is?
Deidara: Look! *points at the screen* There's a whole fuckin' week dedicated to you and Kakuzu, hm! Why isn't there a week for people who celebrate me and Sasori?!
Hidan: There is, dumbass. Actually depending on who the mod is, there's probably a LOT of different weeks for you and puppet-dick.
Deidara: Really? Well I guess that's cool, then, hm.
Hidan: Yeah but the artwork for YOUR week isn't as good as me and the old bastard's.
Deidara: Oh yeah?! Well --
Hidan: But then again, I guess I can't talk shit because you STILL got me beat, with the Uchiha.
Deidara: With ... with the what now?
Hidan: *takes the mouse and brings up another page* See? Lotta people think you and red-eyes go together. They call it "ItaDei".
Deidara: ITAdei?? As in, Itachi goes first?? No fucking way, hm! If we were together I'D be first! There's no way I'd bottom for that weaselly fuck! I --
*Itachi comes into room*
Itachi: Oi, I'm trying to take a nap, you're being too noisy. *flashes his Sharingan* I don't have to have a talk with you about being quieter, do I?
Deidara: N-no, hm. Sorry. We'll be quiet.
Itachi: Good boy. *leaves*
Hidan, to Deidara: You were saying -- ?
Deidara: *runs out of room crying*
*Kakuzu walks in*
Kakuzu: Are you in here tormenting Deidara again?
Hidan: Yep.
Kakuzu: And you made him cry?
Hidan: Yep.
Kakuzu: *kisses Hidan's neck* Well done, brat.
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