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Women near Jaune are in danger
#rwby#rwby shitpost#cinder fall#jaune arc#arcfall#rwby arcfall#slight yandere#jaune love life is in danger#poor jaune
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How drastic does things need to go for Yang and Ying to decide to work together to get Jaune? Same for Weiss and Bleiss.
For Yang & Ying: Vernal and the Malachite Twin unite to seduce Jaune out of spite toward them.
For Weiss and Bleiss: Willow and any Atlas showing interest in Jaune.
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“Do you think God stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He's created?”
Jaune Arc after looking up Rule 34 Art on RWBY
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The boy has become a man, but at what cost? Just what has he gone through and how long has he been here alone?
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i think jaune sleeps with a picture of cinder cut out from her wanted poster that he downloaded and then printed next to him on his pillow to fuel his confusing feelings about her stepping on him rage after the haven confrontation. this is my wisdom.
I literally held my head in my heads scream-laughing this is the funniest ask anyone has ever sent ever I can't I cannot reasonably and rationally respond to this
I have some N/SFW post-V5 confusing feelings after Cinder stepping on him ideas that is being worked into a near future fic so I'll spare you but thanks for enabling me. ghidgjdiogjhgijgij carrying an embarrassing cutout picture of her with him gdihgodrjogidrjgoidrgjdrij it's like cute playground crush except demented! Now that's romance.
#seraphina's asks#knightfall#why do you understand so perfectly they're confusing feelings#poor jaune#thank you for playing dollies with me#user: rubyneo
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RWBY S01E07
Jaune: *screaming hysterically*
Yang: "Some girls in trouble!"
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The space between Weiss and Yang versus the space between Blake and Yang… JUST KISS ALREADY
#poor Weiss always the third wheel#need time to process both Jaune and Summer this ep so focussing on the bees for a sec lmao#rwby#bumbleby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#rwby spoilers#weiss schnee#rwby volume 9
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Jaune: “Come on, I’m a responsible adult!”
Ren: *raises brow* “Really now?”
Jaune: “...I am an adult.”
Ren: “You bought more merch, didn’t you?”
Jaune: “...No?”
Pyrrha, with the Disappointed Parent Gaze™: “Jaune…”
Jaune: “Come on, it was a limited edition!”
Weiss: “You spent $500 in two hours, Jaune.”
Jaune: “Hey, at least it’ll be around for more than 48 hours.”
Nora: “Okay, I know that was a dig at me, but I don't really have a response that would make me look better. Touché.”
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#ren lie#rwby college life au#He shall do the college staple: poor financial choices#which isn't that big of a deal#but still funny anyways
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Nice Fingering . . .
After a wild night of fun, Yang wound up crashing Jaune's car into the barn behind her house. She'd tried to jump off a ramp and failed miserably, now the car was stuck in the wall about fifteen feet off the ground.
**It was very lucky that Taiyang wasn't home that night, and luckier still that he wouldn't be back until a few days from then.**
After getting back on solid ground, Jaune helped Yang tie a rope around the front bumper, and the two ran further inside the barn to keep a safe distance away from the 'landing zone'.
Yang: *Straining* Come on . . .!
Jaune: *Also straining but facing the other way and skidding with every step.* HNNNNNNGGGGGGGNNNNNNNHHHHHHH!!!!
Scrappy: *(Jaune's car) Wobbles with the pull.*
Ruby had found the two long before they tied the rope onto the bumper, and watched with unveiled interest as they tried to haul 'Scrappy' down. She was also sitting a safe distance away.
Ruby: *Finishes drinking her coffee.* Alright, you got it . . . You got it, tighten your cores . . . put your legs into it.
With a loud crash, the car moved slightly forward, broke through the wooden walls, and landed on the hay bales below.
Ruby: *Claps her hands.* There ya go! Nice job!
Jaune: *Breathless* Sheesh?!
Ruby: *Sees a chance to tease her sister.* Okay, so, I gotta ask you guys . . .
Jaune: *Out of breath.* Wazzat? *Coughs.*
Ruby: *Smirks* Was there just kissing last night, or was there finger-stuff?
Yang: *Throws Jaune's guitar at Ruby's face.*
Jaune's Guitar: *TWANG!* *bonk!*
Ruby: *Gets decked and knocked out.*
Ruby’s Metal Coffee Mug: *Tink-tink-tink!*
Yang: *Unamused* Does that answer your question?
Jaune: *Worried* Ahh, my guitar . . .
#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby dragonslayer#ted 2#jaune arc#yang xiao long#yang x jaune#jaune x yang#that poor guitar#i feel sorry for the car too
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Happy father's day to dilf Jaune because yes
LOL thank you anon for this wonderful contribution to the blog
have a crusty jaune doodle, as a treat :)
#poor poor man#side note#gotta get back to drawing its been a while#rwby#rwby9#rwby spoilers#jaune arc#my art
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I'm sure Pyrrha could crush a watermelon with her thighs. She'd be embarrassed all the way through and apologize for the mess she made but she'd make that ground fruit explode.
It'd be for a good cause though. The cause being "getting Jaune's attention".
Jaune: *Holding a spoon dissapointed* Pyrrha, thats a pretty unsanitary way to open a watermelon, how are we supposed to eat it now?
Pyrrha: Jaune why are you like this?
Jaune: Like what?
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Reincarnated!Pyrrha: Weiss, can we talk? I need your help with something personal…
Weiss: Oh! Of course, Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: Ever since I’ve been gone, Jaune has changed so much! He’s become more confident, he’s become a skilled swordsman, he’s MUCH more muscular…! 🤤
Weiss: *nodding in agreement* Mm-hm, mm-hm! ☺️
Pyrrha: And his hair and that beard! He’s gotten so hot! He’s…what did Yang call him?
Weiss: *automatically* A total DILF! 🥰
Pyrrha: I know, right! 😍 That’s why I’m going to go claim that handsome knight for myself! 😁
Weiss: …what?! 😨
Pyrrha: I’m going to finish what I started back at Beacon and make that knight my husbando!
Weiss: *just started crushing on Rusted Knight Jaune in Vol9e6* …but…you! Me…? Why did you ask…?!
Pyrrha: Oh, that! Consider it a little payback for an incident back at Beacon! 😈
(For those who don’t remember, Pyrrha gave Jaune advice for asking Weiss to the dance while she had a crush on him!)
Weiss: What…? …I don’t…?
Weiss: …you know what? No! 😠
Pyrrha: Excuse me?
Weiss: You had your chance and you shoved Jaune in a locker! I’m going to get the DILF knight!
Pyrrha: HOW DARE YOU-?!
Elsewhere…
Jaune: *tired Rusted Knight sigh* Ruby, do you feel like Pyrrha seems different since we found her in the Ever After?
Ruby: *tired leader rose sigh*
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#jaune arc#ruby rose#arkos#whiteknight#jaune x pyrrha#weiss x jaune#jaune and Ruby are so tired#poor Pyrrha came back only to find her crush’s crush now finds him hot#bender#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#jaune arc x weiss schnee
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What was the first impression Bleiss, Ying and Taupe gave to Jaune's mother? Did they impress her enough to get her seal of approval in dating her son?
Let say that Bleiss, Ying, and Taupe gave the best worst first impression to Juniper and Jaune have some explaining to do about his current suitors...and whether or not they will gave her grandchildren in the future.
#rwby#bleiss schnee#ying branwen#taupe white (rwby oc)#juniper arc#mama arc#anon ask#poor jaune#mama arc approve#best worst first impression
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Y'know, I thought Ren and Nora confessing to each other on her own bed was bad enough for Weiss "Perpetual Third Wheel" Schnee, but then IQ decided to go the extra mile and have Blake and Yang flirt with each other IN WEISS' HEAD
No wonder she decided to go see a movie with Jaune and Oscar in V7 I'd be sick of everyone else's romantic shenanigans too
#rwby#rwby ice queendom#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#bumbleby#lie ren#nora valkyrie#renora#that's not even mentioning dream pyrrah flirting with jaune#poor girl needs a break
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What's funny about this is that its Jaune saying this shit.
The one character who always gets the spotlight, who always gets the emotional payoff, who the show is always about.
It's always about you applies far more to Jaune than it ever has to Ruby, because Ruby is one of the characters who it's never about. She is always getting her trauma glossed over, she is always just expected to be a springboard for others to develop off, she is always just meant to be the simple soul who leads everyone out of the darkness and every time we start to get something more interesting, it gets immediately sniped.
In this volume alone, we had Ruby's trauma and big breakdown commandeered by Jaune so that he can yet again be sad other his failures and people dying on him. Penny's death was all about Jaune, with Ruby being shoved in the background to just mourn quietly or get yelled at for not being on her top form at all times.
This is why I didn't want Jaune anywhere NEAR the Ever After, because he's a fucking black hole who just sucks everything away from the main team that are meant to be the MAIN characters.
Why couldn't we have Weiss and Ruby actually mourn the deaths of their kingdom/friend? Why couldn't we have Yang and Blake be something more than useless ship bait? Why couldn't the big breakdown stay on Ruby?
Oh wait, because Jaune needs his fifteen minutes of fame every goddamn volume. There hasn't been a single volume apart from V7 where Jaune stays in the background and lets the others have their moments.
#submission#anti jaune arc#and yet nobody fucking said a word#because poor jaune so traumatized and lonely🥺#no rly they were all just: 😥🫢🍿#also yang when ruby breaks down: HEY
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RWBY S04E01
I hated Tyrian since the moment he popped up
Seeing Oscar for the first time: who is this child? He's got cool eyes though
I vote for team name RNGR
Ruby losing it over Jaunes hoodie 🤣🤣
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