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ponds-of-ink · 2 months
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Here’s a random thought I just had about Springtrap. Considering this a follow up to an older post, since I’m sure I’ve talked about this before.
He feels like the type of guy to be absolutely flustered about positive affection, but really tries to hide it.
For example: Let’s say you, being in the FNAF 3 Guard’s place, notice and offhandly remark that his walking is getting a lot better. Frighteningly good, in fact. Some of y’all might even go “good job” and give him the shakiest thumbs up of your life.
Of course, Springtrap (whether he can talk or not) would brush your words off and keep going. No amount of flattery should stall his mission, after all.
…But it would make him halt beforehand. Maybe even make him react a bit, like a head tilt or a slight shift in posture. However it would look, it would communicate the same question: “Really??”
And that “Really?” might turn him into a fuming mess if you’re persistent enough… And very fortunate in general.
Long story short: This man hasn’t had contact of any sort in decades. I wouldn’t be surprised if this kind of thing shatters his ego-tripped state for a second. He’ll have to pick up pieces of it for hours after that.
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solarpunkani · 3 months
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*poke poke*
*nudge*
You wanna guerrilla garden some swamp milkweed around a retention pond so bad.
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shadyufo · 1 month
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saw a mink at the creek today!! he was playing in the water by a rocky ledge then hopped up onto the ledge and frolicked his way over to the roots of a several trees growing out of the bank. first time ive ever seen a live mink in the wild so that was really neat!
as with the otters a couple weeks ago, i unfortunately didn't have a camera or my phone with me to get any photos/video but im still so glad i got to see him just bouncing around and enjoying himself. <3
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fobwatch!eleven would go to a rave without telling amy or rory, come back at 3am after absolutely not answering his phone, drunk out of his mind, and with at least three phone numbers. amy is considering making a "how many guidelines have we failed to follow" bingo out of this.
he spends the next twelve hours hungover as hell curled up under three weighted blankets trying to recover from the insane levels of stimulation he decided to expose himself to
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amy pond as object amy pond as little girl amy pond as grown woman amy pond as womb amy pond as forced to choose amy pond as being unable to choose amy pond as a dream amy pond as a fairytale amy pond as a model amy pond as a kissogram amy pond as a wife amy pond as a girl with a crush amy pond as a vessel amy pond as grabbing what she wants amy pond who can only be with the men she loves in death amy pond with an imaginary friend twisted up inside of herself amy pond as the the imaginary friend of a god amy pond as a god without power amy pond whose sexuality is a weapon amy pond whose sexuality is a curse amy pond as a mirror amy pond as the doctor's daughter amy pond as the doctor's girlfriend amy pond as the doctor's failure amy pond as her own failure amy pond as the image of an angel amy pond as an angel amy pond as a devil coded in red amy pond as a story told by others amy pond as a story told by herself amy pond as a story shaped by a man's hands until the very end amy pond who can only ever be amelia amy pond who is not amelia amy pond as the girl who waited amy pond as a little girl in boots in a garden waiting to be picked up and taken to her death amy pond who was dead before she was even born
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rabb1ttrash · 1 year
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no i cannot draw fire
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breadforreal · 3 months
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ART DUMP TIME
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kukuandkookie · 26 days
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People keep claiming Chinese BL manhua really only have stories featuring toxic male leads, so I offered to give recommendations with green flags... Someone finally said yes, so here's what I typed up in response!:
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I Ship My Rival x Me:
One of my personal favourites!
Based on the hilarious novel, commonly known as I Ship My Adversary x Me and also has an audio drama adaptation on MaoEr FM. Basically a story about two actors who are seen as complete rivals by everyone except the actors themselves, which annoys the main character (Wei Yanzi) enough that when he discovers there are actual fans who ship them instead of pit them against one another, he’s so excited he sort of starts shipping them too (in like, an abstract, theoretical manner lmao). This of course causes shenanigans as he actually gets to know the person who people ship him with/pit him against, Gu Yiliang.
Gu Yiliang is a true sweetheart and the greenest of green flags. He’s a complete puppy and I love him. And this means, naturally, the only misunderstandings in this story are of the hilarious kind (you’ll know what I mean if you read it lol). 😂
This one actually used to be available officially in English on the Bilibili manhua’s international app before it got shut down, but it recently got picked up by Seven Seas, the company behind a lot of official English translations of danmei (Chinese BL)!
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Touch Your World:
A literally colour-blind boy (as in, he cannot see colour at all and only sees things in black and white) discovers someone who he can see colour on. This person is a designer who has suffered past betrayal and trauma that has caused him to shut himself up and grow much more on edge, but this chance meeting draws both parties out of their shells.
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Pixiu’s Eatery, No Way Out:
Not a green flag top in the traditional sense, but here we meet the mythical Pixiu: an ancient Chinese mythical creature who now runs a restaurant. While he’s a penny-pincher with a temper and he doesn’t get along with his love interest at first (a ghost named Wen Xi who he finds suspicious due to Wen Xi’s ties to a past rival of his named Taotie), Pixiu and Wen Xi eventually grow, quite naturally—and hilariously!—into a found family.
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The Wife Is First:
Based on a novel of pretty much the same name (and is written by the same author as the popular manhua and donghua, No Doubt in Us (a heterosexual body-swap romance, which also has a subtle gay side ship)). Here we meet Jing Shao just as he’s about to lose everything: once a royal and a powerful general, he has been betrayed by all those around him…except the husband he has never treated well.
As such, when we first meet him, we actually witness his—and his husband’s—deaths. But then he awakens and finds himself back in time to the night right after he was forced to wed this husband of his, and Jing Shao vows to treat him well from now on because he stuck with him through thick and thin despite everything.
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Don’t Say You Love Me:
A high school romance with a supernatural twist: Lin Yutong was confessed to by his best friend, Qin Weiyun, at their graduation party. When he drunkenly freaked out and ran away, Qin Weiyun was hit by a car during the chase…
Devastated by his loss, Lin Yutong quickly wakes up to find himself back at the start of his high school journey, right before he meets Qin Weiyun… And this time, he wants to keep Qin Weiyun safe.
But his overly familiar attitude at first gets the wary Qin Weiyun a tad suspicious, because he’s actually quite an aloof person.
The author and artist of this one is also behind another popular manhua titled Your Dream Is Delicious, which is about a demon named Yi Kui who discovers he enjoys eating the nightmares of Lin You. This eventually leads to them—you guessed it—falling in love.
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It’s Not That I Want to Wear Women’s Clothing:
Our main character is hired to crossdress to help this CEO get over his gynophobia (fear of touching women) without him knowing. Naturally, this leads to an awkward romantic journey of both identities of our main character getting close to this CEO…who at first glance seems like the typical cold and aloof CEO type, except he’s actually quite a sweetheart.
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Salt Friend:
A slice-of-life high school story about the “school bully” named Tong Yang who’s actually a crybaby and the aloof person named Xiao Zhen who discovers him crying. While the two don’t seem like they’d get along at first glance, this quickly becomes a friends-to-lovers story that navigates family drama alongside the romance.
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How’d I Get a Heroine’s Script?:
A transmigration story with a twist. Chao Yi is wheelchair-bound but finds himself eventually as a young lord in what is basically a palace drama (court politics, intrigue, family drama, all that good stuff). His System, Qin Que, tasks him with wooing the difficult 7th prince, Gu Yunheng, who smiles on the surface but is quite cold in actuality.
Despite the two getting off on the wrong foot—mostly because Gu Yunheng is really hard to get close to—they soon end up as unlikely allies…especially since there’s a lot of secrets, such as regarding the death of the body Chao Yi’s occupying, the scheming princes, and even Gu Yunheng himself.
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See You My King:
Zhang Li, a student interested in what is basically ancient Egypt, goes on an expedition to the ruined civilization and nearly loses his life. Except at the same time, he discovers an ancient tomb with a statue that actually comes to life and saves him…
And this statue even follows him home. This statue is sweet and loving despite its inability to speak, and Zhang Li grows attached to it (or him)… But then the statue falls apart and Zhang Li is devastated.
In wishing for a miracle to bring them back together, the statue’s stone heart sends Zhang Li back in time…to when this ancient civilization is still present. And that’s how he discovers his stone statue is the “tyrant king” of this region, and as cruel as he seems at first glance, both this king and Zhang Li eventually grow close and unfold the different sides to one another that makes them inseparable in the face of all kinds of threats.
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Trapping the Foxy Doctor:
A doctor and a psychiatrist meet…except it doesn’t seem like a perfect love story at first glance. Not because the doctor is traditionally foxy (seductive and/or cunning), but because he’s so silly and on-the-nose that he initially kind of rubs the psychiatrist the wrong way. Except, of course, with the kind of sunny sincerity displayed by our doctor Zhi Banyi, you can’t resist him for long…
And the psychiatrist, Lin Li, is himself quite a polite soul despite his complex upbringing. As such, the two end up together through a series of cases where they have to collaborate and help clients, with a lot of shenanigans sprinkled in between (including the fact Lin Li has a side-job live-streaming as a woman—and “she” just so happens to be Zhi Banyi’s favourite streamer lol).
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Pirouette Into My Heart aka Salad Days:
You know the “he was a skater boy and she did ballet” kind of set-up? Well here we have a boxer and a ballet dancer…and hey, “can I make it any more obvious”?
This one is basically a feel-good story of the century. It’s childhood friends to lovers, and it’s soft and cuddly and encouraging, as we follow the main character, Jiang Shen, in achieving his ballet dreams. And on every step of the way, he’s accompanied by the boxer Bai Jinyi, who’s also chasing his own dreams.
The draw of this one is that while there’s obviously conflict to drive the plot along, it’s ultimately a comforting story, so you get all warm and squishy inside reading it. Bai Jinyi and Jiang Shen are very supportive of one another, as is everyone around them.
There’s even extras at the very end that swap the classes of the two main characters, which makes for a similarly compelling AU. 🤭
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Beryl and Sapphire:
Not always BL but often is. What do I mean by that? Well it’s a story that can switch to any universe even as the characters stay the same, and some worlds are just one-off gags while some are whole story arcs. The original manhua features stick figures, so if you really want to experience this one, I’d recommend the donghua. The first season also cleverly shows the main characters as actors in the OP, which explains all the world-switching pretty easily haha.
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Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends from the Trash Bin:
Unfortunately I’m not sure the manhua for this one is still ongoing, but the original novel (all about transmigration and hopping multiple worlds) 100% features a green flag top.
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The Guy Inside Me:
I know the title sounds sexual lol but it’s actually a joke about how it’s a body-swap story. 😆
The original Chinese title is “This Question Is Too Difficult”) and of course, the author also wrote Fake Slackers, which has two very smart students act like terrible ones due to not wanting trouble.
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Falling to Where I Belong:
The thing about this one is that the top is 100% a total green flag... It's the main character that's more of a red flag, in the sense he at first only asks the top out to humiliate him due to a misunderstanding.
But it's still a heartfelt story filled with regret and growth, and I did really like the portrayal of Cheng Feichi. Personally I think the manhua humanizes him a bit more than the novel since we didn't really get his POV in the novel that often, but I did hope for even more emotion in the ending... Still, it was a satisfying read, and while I would like to comfort the main character, Zhen Yeming, over his regrets, I really want to just give all the good things to Cheng Feichi, who definitely deserves it after everything he went through.
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More Than Brothers:
For the "non-freaks" out there, they're not actual brothers, don’t worry; not adopted brothers either. Just a guy who saw his younger friend as his bro…until this friend disappeared from his life and apparently got into a bad crowd… Except in reality he is being harassed and is struggling to leave his abusive family.
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The Protagonist Just Wants to Fall in Love:
Kind of a classic in the transmigration genre, except now we get multiple worlds in multiple arcs. Our protagonists are Systems on their final mission, aiming to become human by the end of it, and their task is to guide their protagonists away from the path of "darkening" (essentially corruption).
And each and every one of these systems do so by getting their protagonist to fall in love with them lol.
Unsurprisingly, my favourite arc so far—in the manhua at least!—is the historical one between the advisor and the emperor, but the third—and currently ongoing as the time of me writing this—world between two university students who started getting close during military training and by playing games is also quite cute.
And okay, man I could really keep going, especially with the manhua that are based on novels, but this post is already really long asjakfl. It was, in fact, so fucking long YouTube wouldn't even let me post it at first until I cut it down AMFKGSJDFGS.
But I still want to at least give a shout out to some of the manhua with pretty healthy, green flag tops/gongs!:
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Like Han Yuan, despite the characters not getting along at first and Yu Han being rather aloof to the spoiled Luo Linyuan, is still quite sweet at its core. Lovely Allergen is as well, even with their "brotherly" relationship being the forefront of the conflict between Song Yu and Yue Zishi.
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Another kind I wanted to bring up is the ones where their worlds or stories are dark, but the characters aren't necessarily. Like The Film Emperor, He Insisted on Being My Patron has a very green flag gong (he's such a puppy!), but he and the main character are up against the reddest of red flags of a villain LMDFKGSJFD.
It's also not a manhua I think people who want green flag leads would necessarily enjoy, given that beyond being "darker," it also goes into the territory of fan service-y and "problematic" nsfw content, but again, the male lead is really quite sweet to the main character despite the shitty situation they're in.
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And I thought of Bu Chonghua from Tunhai aka Swallowing the Seas (another one based on a novel), since the main character there, Wu Yu, comes to see Bu Chonghua as so good and just that he pushes him away because he feels like he can't dirty such a man with his own darkness, both in his past and personality. It's a trope I really enjoy.
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I'll briefly mention some ⚠️ spoilers ⚠️but the reason I wanted to highlight it is because: the latest chapter of the manhua has Bu Chonghua overhear Wu Yu saying he likes Bu Chonghua, and this is after Wu Yu disappeared and Bu Chonghua is worried he skipped town for good. He follows Wu Yu, all while wondering if the like Wu Yu holds for him is the same as his liking of Wu Yu, and when Wu Yu is about to be gravely injured in an underground fighting ring, Bu Chonghua steps in to save him... The chapter ends with Wu Yu holding him back pleading with him to stop because it's not worth dirtying his hands with such a man as his opponent, and that's such a delicious flavour of angst because like...Wu Yu thinks it's fine for he himself to fight against such a person, but he doesn't want Bu Chonghua to. ;-;
Oops. I didn't mean for this to become a deeper ramble of Tunhai KMSGFKGHSJ. It's just interesting to me since Tunhai and its prequel, Poyun aka Breaking Through the Clouds, may not have what the people who prefer green flag tops want in terms of content, but its tops are technically not that much of a red flag either.
Which also get us to the kind of stories where plot can also sort of outweigh whether a top/gong is a green flag or not. Like No Arguing With Mr. Mo has two characters who struggle greatly in their relationship, with the question of "are they in love?" being an overarching issue for them, meaning it's not exactly healthy, and prevents them from being fully either green or red flags.
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I also didn't bring up a lot of historical/xianxia manhua, which I'm sure some people may disagree with... Like the leads in Tianbao Fuyao Lu are arguably quite good, and while I haven't read Dinghai Fusheng Lu yet, I assume it's in a similar boat as something set in the same world.
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And then there's the ones that develop into green flags... Like Mo Ran starts off awful, yes, but he does become much better later on!! But I don't think that's what those people after green flags want to hear lol. Plus I'd argue Erha is best experienced in novel (or audio drama) form over the manhua anyway—the manhua feels more like something made for established fans in my opinion.
Regardless, I hope this shows that with so many listed above, many manhua actually feature male leads who really do care for their love interests in a healthy, respectful way, whether they're 100% green flags or they develop into green flags or they're not even complete green flags. ^^
Edit: Oh I forgot to link my full list of danmei/baihe manhua recs HMSKFJSKS. I currently don’t have any summaries, tags, or content warnings in this list though, but there’s quite the range of stories!:
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didsomeonesayventus · 7 months
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little rushed admittedly but happy birthday alcryst my 2nd engage blorbo!!! smothers him in love
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cumulo-stratus · 13 days
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is a pizza roll a dumpling?
I've never seen or eaten a pizza roll, but solely based off vibes of the name and what I think it looks like- no.
i think it's a cannoli
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little-pondhead · 1 year
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I am physically holding myself back from going into great detail about these outfits.
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Here’s some shitty close-ups.
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ponds-of-ink · 3 months
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I need a “William Afton is a theater kid” confirmation.
I know there’s a lot of potential evidence for this, but I need to know if he’s the type to start making up little ditties if he’s bored or something.
Please, the idea has been plaguing my brain for hours now. I need answers.
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quietwingsinthesky · 1 month
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in the amelia pond au, amelia’s aunt does still send her to therapy between doctor adventures, but since amelia is now secure in the fact that he’s Definitely Real since both rory and mels have also met him and because she lost a tooth last week from tripping on the stairs of the tardis, she doesn’t bite any therapists this time around. and besides, her therapist is a very funny lady. she reminds amelia of her doctor, with how her voice will flip and jump in volume and accent and tone on a whim, with how she’ll talk to amelia like they’re conspiring together. she keeps the pictures amelia draws of the doctor and their adventures for her, even hangs one or two on the walls. she listens very intently to every detail, which no adults in amelia’s life do save the doctor himself and river song, whenever she’s around. and best of all, whenever she tells amelia’s aunt that amelia is doing just fine, don’t you worry, she’ll grow out of this, she winks at amelia so that amelia will know her therapist is only playing along to wave away her aunt’s suspicion.
it is a little odd, though, that she insists on only being called Missy. but amelia is quite used to odd by now.
#not the point of this post but. please do imagine amelia and rory and mels and the doctor all having escaped from Real Actual Danger#rory has the energy of a cat with its fur all puffed up and looks like he’s either going to start crying or yelling at the doctor#mels is standing on the box the doctor got her so she could see the tardis console better and studying the way he flies it very intently#and amelia is still full of energy and adrenaline and can’t stop racing around the tardis like a hyperactive gerbil. because if she stops#she might have to be scared instead but if she can run long enough she’ll forget to be scared at all and when she collapses exhausted all#she’ll have left are the exciting happy memories#and then she misteps racing up the stairs. shouts! the doctor and mels and rory are all at attention immediately. mels moves first but rory#is closer and helps amelia back up. and then the doctor is crouching down in front of her. ‘let me see. oh that’s a lot of blood. that’s.#how much blood are you able to lose again? its more than this. probably.’ amelia’s whole face hurts. but the doctor’s rambling is familiar.#it helps. and he’s only so talkative when he’s sure he has a solution. besides. rory’s head’s nestled on her shoulder and mel’s got her#hands. the doctor wipes blood off her nose and her chin. tilts her head up and goes ‘aaa’ sticking his tongue out until she does it too.#and he tells her to feel her upper row of teeth with her tongue. she does until she finds the gap.#it still hurts. hurts more when she nudges it with her tongue all bleeding and raw. but she just lost a tooth! and you know what that means.#they have to find it. or else how will the tooth fairy leave her any money?#(the doctor hears her say that to mels as they search. and he glances off to the side and makes a note to go back and make sure it *was* her#aunt leaving her those coins. and not something else. which he does. and finds out her aunt wasn’t leaving her any coins at all.#he can’t just let that stand! so the doctor becomes amy’s tooth fairy as well.)#and that is how amelia loses a tooth on the tardis.#amelia pond au
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shadyufo · 2 months
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just spent the last half hour watching otters playing in the pond in my pasture!!! it is a pretty small and shallow little pond and i NEVER would have expected to see the otters come up this far from the creek. they were splashing and squealing and churning the water up like little sea monsters. watched them until it was too dark to see.
rip to all the minnows i put in there a few years ago haha
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The Doctor gives Amy and Rory a set of, as far as he's obviously concerned, very clear and sensible instructions. A video on a DVD edited down by the TARDIS, subtitled even, on how to take care of him while he's in his temporary human-fobwatched state. Delivered to their home a day ahead of time, in a package including his sonic screwdriver, some bowties, a confusing variety of books, and several sets of "casual" "outfits." A letter with a basic description of the situation is taped to the top.
"Hello Ponds, I have an important job for you! I need to hide out as a human for a bit, and I need you to keep me out of trouble. I'll be there tomorrow. WATCH THE DVD!!!! Lots of love, the Doctor."
Amy thinks, oh for fucks sake, of course he's pulling something like this, and tries calling the Doctor, to no avail. Rory thinks, at least he bothered to warn us first, accepts his fate, and gets the spare room ready.
When they're done their self-assigned tasks, they watch the DVD with hopes the instructions will be nice, easy, and concise.
"One: don't let anyone, not even me, know who I am." "Okay, easy enough," Rory says. "Two: don't let me wear neon bowties, I have standards!" Amy groans. Rory checks the run time, and puts his face into his hands.
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sixtysixproblems · 5 months
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no amount of canon or lack of fanon is going to stop me from being convinced bly & ponds were besties. i'll be sitting alone in my pit of delusion about this until the day i die
i see it as attatched-at-the-hip-since-kamino type close. i mean, you'd have to be in order to survive being around fox, cody, & wolffe's nonsense 24/7 (along with bonus little bro rex, who while i love, is on rare occaisions also a menace). ponds is the protective, responsible ori'vod with a soft spot for bly in particular, but also cant help but be a bit of an asshole older brother...aka he 100% teased bly about aayla incessently lmao. bly meanwhile is the quiet, kind middle child who is deep down tired of everyone's bs but conflict avoidant, in contrast ponds's extroverted & exasperated personality. they both open up to eachother and are comfortable around eachother in a way they can't be with anything else. ponds is a steadying influence for bly and talks him down from overthinking, and can get him to come out of his shell better than anyone else. bly in turn is one of the very rare people ponds is actually transparent about his emotions with, and bly can get him to take a step back and not bite off more than he can chew.
and then the war starts. they're both on geonosis, they both survive somehow, but the hours waiting where they didn't know if the other made it is (up to that point) the worst of their life. there's worse in store.
and now ponds's reasurrances that everything will turn out alright seem even less airtight then on kamino, and even bly can't even drag an honest awnser out of ponds about how he's doing half the time. they're seperated for long periods of time, and when the rare days they reunite they're both too exausted or busy for much catching up. it's hard enough to stay alive in a war, much less stay in contact.
but they try to remember to send eachother stupid memes, try to find something to talk about that isn't the all encompassing topic of the war, try to make the most of the late nights at 79s, try try try anyways. ponds frequently and with admirable commitment tries to convince bly to "do something about that general of yours". bly meanwhile finds out ponds gets called mom by his troops and gets a kick out of it, and also teases him about his matching haircut with his general-- or lack thereof. they'll make it work, somehow.
and then, ponds dies.
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