Happy holidays! What do you think each of the fruity four’s favorite Christmas songs are?
Okay I really had to think about this one because I am SO PICKY
Anyway!!
Robin, I think, would enjoy Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee. I think for one, she’s a lesbian that can appreciate this woman’s beautiful raspy voice. I think she’d like the saxophone, and I can just picture her singing it into a pen like a microphone to annoy Steve during a shift at Family Video in early December.
I’m spreading my Steve Harrington Wham! stan agenda. This man would CRY to Last Christmas. First of all, it could be him lamenting his failed relationship with Nancy (RIP), but also I can picture him singing into his hairbrush between doing his hair in the morning. He gets back at Robin by putting this song on repeat for a week straight.
Nancy I think would enjoy the classics. She’s difficult for me. Maybe I’m biased because of my fic, but I think she’d be a fan of Baby, It’s Cold Outside by Dean Martin. I know there’s arguments over the context and how it sounds like he’s coercing her into staying, but I think Nancy would be ALL OVER the conflicting analysis of that vs the “well she has to keep up appearances because she doesn’t want to be called a whore but she wants to stay” point of view. And she’s a secret hopeless romantic in my mind idc.
Eddie Munson my metal head beloved. This man would ROCK to Christmas Eve / Sarajevo by the Trans Siberian Orchestra. He performs it for the whole crew on Christmas and calls it the most metal Christmas carol ever. Steve and Dustin make fun of him for it. He does blow them all away though. Is there really any other correct answer?
I didn’t do my research on release dates, so definitely take these with a grain of salt lol.
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people i wanna get to know better tag!
@grimsneverendingfuneral TYYYYY GRIMMY for taggin me i’m literally kissing u on the cheeks and nuzzling our noses together
last song: Hourglass by Catfish and the Bottlemen because i’m a fucking loser and also it’s fucking bartylus HELLO??????????
fav colour: green but Insurgent by Veronica Roth green if ykwim… or black omg
last film/show: FUCK uhh last film was Heathers, last show was Trinkets!
sweet/savoury/spicy: savoury because my tastebuds hate me and i hate them back
relationship status: actually giggling rn uhhh easiest way to describe it is a talking stage LMAO
last thing i googled: fragrantica!! i love that website sm i feel so cool when i use it and i love finding silly combinations
current obsession: i think it would be criminal to say anything other than bartylus so. bartylus. but i also love love love collecting silly things like candles :3 pls ask me about my candles :3
last book: Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto! FUCK it’s so good please everyone read it rn i loved it so much god. both parts are so beautifully told, it’s tragic and funny and barely scratches 150 pages so it’s not even a long read.
looking forward to: IDK AAAAA!!! i’m looking forward to june, lots of very exciting things happening then :) but for something in the nearer future i spose going to a concert on thursday!! my friends performing and he wanted me to come see it so :D
np tags hehehe: @crimsonlovebartylus @addisonstars @crymcake @easternlonging @hydrogenerous @ literally anyone else who feels like doin it :3
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can i request having sex with virgin!diluc? riding him and making him feel good just praising him and he can barely get a word out bc he feels so good
⌗ diluc riding dirty
cw. dom! gn! reader x sub! virgin! diluc. cock riding lololol, dumbification, praise, unprotected sex, use of “darling”, a little plot before porn, fluff @ the end because i need to write it more often lmao
an. gaww omg i love diluc… also new fic layout for my works LOL i kinda js wanted to try smth new.. anyways hope u like it cause this been on my mind 4 a while </3
the conversation was brief.
half a glass of whiskey down the hatch, many more to come. and already, you sat beside kaeya at the bar in angel’s share, snickering like a drunken lowlife.
“you, diluc ragnvindr, are a virgin?” you snorted, bringing your glass to your lips and drinking down the copper liquid. the rush of the whiskey burned your throat, its tangy aftertaste leaving your tastebuds almost shivering.
diluc grumbled and turned away, his actions making both you and kaeya cackle. “aww, is someone embarrassed?” kaeya giggled, words melted together. you could tell the multiple glasses of alcohol he had succumbed to earlier were taking a toll on him.
you teased poor diluc later into the night, but it only lasted for a few more minutes before kaeya had mentioned something else— something more important than humiliating the redhead in front of all of the visitors at the bar that night.
but you couldn’t stop thinking about it. so, you decided that maybe you could help him solve his little predicament. which is how you ended up here.
“c’mon, let me hear you…” you beckoned to diluc, leaning into his ear, voice barely above a whisper. you had him sprawled onto his own bed, naked, with your hands around his aching cock for the first time in his life. he gasped, bringing a hand up to his mouth the muffle the whimpers and groans he dared to let slip his mouth.
dissatisfied with his ability to listen, you pulled your hand away from his cock and sat up on your knees, shuffling around to straddle the poor man.
diluc looked up through his long lashes, mouth slacked open and eyebrows raised in hunger and disbelief. his stomach twisted into knots. feeling your body hover above his had him whipped.
“you ready?” you cooed, looking down at the gorgeous view. “yes— please, i want it, i want you—” diluc said shyly, a small smile appearing on your face before you pushed yourself down onto his cock.
“fuck!—” diluc sobbed out, his thighs tensing, head thrown back and mouth open. pathetic streams of sobs and whines filled the air, symphonies of pleas and mantras of begging following suit as you slammed yourself down on his dick repetitively.
your head hung low to watch the sight beneath you, your own lips parted to let out breathy pants and satisfied chuckles. “so gorgeous, fuck.. so pretty for me, darling.”
diluc could only whine, the feeling of your hole just too much for him to bare! you worked him so easily, it felt so good— his mind went foggy, all remaining composure slipping from his grasp.
“so good, baby. you’re being so good.” you grinned, putting your hands on his stomach to steady yourself. diluc moaned loudly at the feeling of your touch gracing his body, the ability to string words together completely gone.
“m—mmh! oh, i— i’m— fuck!” diluc sobbed, bringing a quivering hand up to his mouth. but the pleasure, oh the pleasure… it left him helpless, for all he could do is hover his hand over his mouth and just barely cover it. “no no, baby, don’t do that. lemme hear you,” you cooed, pulling his hand away by his wrist, a loud whimper escaping his lips.
diluc’s head began to spin, an unfamiliar feeling bubbling up in his lower abdomen. he opened his mouth to warn you, to tell you he was going to cum, but all that came out were incompressible moans and sobs of pleasure. “y—n!” he stuttered, just barely able to think. “cuh— mm! gon’— haah!”
he was almost there, he was so close— all he could do was chase his high hungrily. diluc bucked his hips up into your ass, eyes squeezed shut, body shaking. this feeling was nothing like he’d ever been used to before. the bubbling grew stronger, threatening to spill over and completely ruin you— ruin him.
“you gonna cum, ‘luc?” you purred, that familiar knot twisting in your stomach as well. diluc nodded, thighs trembling as you rode him out. “go ahead. cum.”
and at your command, diluc could only moan and take your order, waves of pleasure crashing down, spilling inside you. that spark of greed exploding in his stomach, gulping him down and swallowing him up, an almost euphoric feeling taking over his entire body.
you stilled yourself after your high, heavy breaths making your chest heave up and down. you looked down at diluc to see him completely ruined. bangs stuck to his face, long red locks scattering the pillow, long out of their high ponytail. the hair tie was probably on the floor.
“you okay?” you asked. he nodded, smiling softly. you grabbed diluc’s hand and brought his knuckles to your lips, leaving small kisses on his flushed fingers. “you did so well. i’m so proud of you. thank you for letting me do this.”
you lifted yourself off of diluc to put yourself beside him instead, pulling the covers over your bodies. he leaned into your chest, strong arms pulling you in as he quickly melted into your touch. your hands found their way to the back of his head, fingers intertwining with individual locks to wrap them into weak curls before letting them slip into their original wavy state.
diluc sighed and looked up at you, amber eyes glimmering with love as they hung low. even if he was tired, he still needed to say something before he went to sleep. he smiled, snuggling into you before saying something that made your heart sigh.
“i love you, y/n. please, don’t let me go.”
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Joker Out as Eeveelutions (Pokémon)
Bojan as Eevee
"It's ability to evolve into many forms allows it to adapt smoothly and perfectly to any environment."
- I know we joke a lot about how he can do anything, but this is literally an explanation for that ^
- smallest of them all
- also the cutest
- fluffy brown hair and brown puppy eyes
- I feel like the normal type gets overlooked a lot but it can be quite useful
- abilities: run away from your finnish lover and homosexual feelings
Kris as Espeon
" It evolves from Eevee when leveled up with high friendship during the day." (0:19)
- Kris needed Bojan to evolve into his full form ^ (Bokris agenda is high in this household)
- I associate pink with him
- both of them just stare into your soul
- model face and slay pose
- they both look like elegant bitches with their long limbs and juicy asses
- ability: synchronize *if the Pokémon is hurt, the responsable Pokémon will be inflicted with the same status condition* I just feels like that's something Kris would do. If someone's e. g. mean to him, I think he would give them the same treatment
Jan as Umbreon
"When exposed to the moons aura, the rings on its body glow faintly and it gains a mysterious power."
- Jan's just overall the dark kinda vibe
- needs high friendship level to evolve as well but at night (0:20)
- blue lights elevate him in my eyes (Shiny Umbreon has blue rings instead of yellow ones, which I like a tad bit more)
- Umbreon seems like someone who would look sexy while smoking
- gay vibes
- feel like they both really need time to get comfortable with people but when they do, their bond becomes inseparable (X)
- also Umbreon and Espeon are counterparts of each other, both from the same gen, Kris and Jan being the guitarists of the band (yes that is the same thing in this case) and they're both so mysterious on their own way
Nace as Leafeon
"When you see Leafeon asleep in a patch of sunshine, you’ll know it is using photosynthesis to produce clean air."
- photosynthesis as a metaphor that he's capable (and essential) to help his friends when they're in need (Bojan's panic attack)
- they both give chill vibes
- lovely, nice and pretty
- Pokédex is claiming that Leafeon smells so good, it's scent is also sold as a perfume (Nace looks like he smells really good)
- it isn't really a happy fighter, but it WILL fight for its friends <3
- also: "Leafeon is very proud of being able to split tree trunks itself." is so Nace-Dad coded lol
Jure as Jolteon
"It concentrates the weak electric charges emitted by its cells and launches wicked lightning bolts."
- the hair
- Jure always seems like he's buzzing with energy
- Jolteon would be the drummer in a band
- weakness: ground (7:14)
- Jolteon looks like trouble, and so does Jure
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