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#omgcp#omg check please#check please#jack zimmermann#eric bittle#shitty knight#dex#ransom and holster#lardo duan#hi i’m 5 years late enjoy <3
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Been thinking about Bitty getting invited to guest star on some variety competition show where the challenge that week is to bake with those drunk goggles on. They're just making some basic vanilla cupcakes, and he's up against another baking YouTuber and a comedian who appears in every episode to add levity to the competition.
Obviously the comedian isn't doing too great, but that's kind of the whole point of him being there. The other baker isn't doing terribly, just a lot of missing things when he reaches for them or accidentally knocking things over.
Bitty, on the other hand, is absolutely crushing this baking challenge. Not only are his cupcakes fluffy and delicious, he finishes them in like half the time everyone else takes. The channel didn't give them anything to pipe the icing with so he puts his buttercream in a zip lock bag, cuts off one corner, and pipes them to perfection. The whole time he's doing this he's telling a story about how he once made eight pies in one night all between rounds of beer pong. He also talks about the time he made a perfect clafoutis (a type of French fruit tart) on the night the Falconers won the Stanley Cup despite being nearly black out drunk.
Needless to say, Bitty gets invited back three more times to do more drunk baking challenges.
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best boys
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i love discovering check please fucking 4 years after it ended bc im just lurking in old blogs and reblogging posts from 6 years ago
except for the still active blogs that i immediately hit follow on LMAO
if you’ve interacted with check please in the past i am so sorry you will be hearing from me
edit: everyone’s being so nice 🥹🥹🥹
also im Shy and dont know how to make friends but hi y’all
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kent
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you’re on your own kid / yeah you can face this
I started this Parse comic almost a year ago (!) but I’ve only just managed to put it together now. I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about Kent and how he mostly exists in bits and pieces as seen through the eyes of other characters.
There’s just something about being haunted and defined by your past (mistakes) but also finding strength on your own. (And how there can still a hopeful ending despite it all.)
#my art#omgcp#omgcheckplease#omg check please#kent parson#kp#kvp#pimms#(ish)#jack zimmermann#check please#this is the real version finally!! so sorry about the accidental posting of one of the drafts earlier 🥲#I can’t believe this took so long… a YEAR#I’ve had most of it finished for a YEAR#but here it is#I had to cut a few lyrics and images to make it flow better#a couple of the cut pics I really wish I could have managed to fit in there but alas#besides it was mostly like. parse being ghosted after jack’s overdose. the pics were too static of that makes sense#the song is you’re on your own kid by Taylor swift#yes I firmly believe that kent parson is the check please character most likely to be a swiftie#and I stand by that#honestly in universe parse has probably been to at least one of her parties#as a fellow celeb cat parent#a lot of this song is very kvp and some of it is a bit more handwavy ~it fits the vibes~
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dex, drunk, in the kitchen with bitty. circa 2017: i’m like the lost property brother, but i flip gingerbread houses
bitty: you’re so wise
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I really love the way RWRB cast an actor that was a lot taller than Alex's canonical height and played it completely straight, but if we get a Check Please show I want the actor who plays Bitty to be even shorter. Make that man 5'2" and surrounded by giants. I want him to have to stand on a box just to be seen in close up shots. This role is for short kings only
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rewriting history
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I just know that as soon as that "I am going to see my husband" Beyoncé sound dropped that Bitty used it ALL the time. Every time he made an insta story of him walking into the Falcs arena it was playing in the background. There are so many tik toks of him zooming in on Jack while he's skating posted with that sound. He made a vlog of him dropping off pb&j ingredients to the team the morning before a game and it played at least 5 separate times in the video.
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can you imagine being bitty's date that barfed on his shoes and you think you escaped the whole incident only to turn on the TV one day and see him tongue kissing the hottest grad from your school? i'd euthanize myself on the spot.
#omgcp#I speak#omg check please#zimbits#eric bittle#jack zimmermann#uhhh how do I tag this#winter screw barf guy
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@jazzhandsgirl as requested
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OMG Zine, Please! #2: #SwawesomeGreetings
Crunch-times, fun-times, more balls than you'd think, firsts, lasts, and so many moments to celebrate. 'Tis the busiest season of the year. Is your favorite character making intricate towns out of snow on The Haus lawn? Are they home for the break, having uncomfortable conversations with relatives they don't know? How about orchestrating a Friendsgiving with no less than eighteen pies when he should be studying for finals? Reigning in the new year with fireworks and dragon dances? Find out how your fave fictional characters spend their holidays in #SwawesomeGreetings!
We here at Zine, Please! would like to extend a huge thank you to all our contributors for their months of hard work bringing these wonderful stories and artworks to life. We'd also like to thank all our readers who kept drumming up excitement to keep us all motivated! And thank you to everyone for your patience and understanding throughout this whole process.
With all that said, we think we've all waited long enough! Here is Zine, Please! Volume 2: #SwawesomeGreetings! We hope you all enjoy it!
–Zine, Please! Admin Team
🥧🏒 Read OMGZP #2 here 🏒🥧
#omgcp#omg check please#check please#eric bittle#jack zimmermann#kent parson#jeff troy#omgcheckplease#zimbits#pimms#parswoops#pbj#justin oluransi#adam birkholtz#holsom#larissa duan#shitty b knight#shardo#christopher chow#derek nurse#william poindexter#caitlyn farmer#polyfrogs#polyfarms#nurseydex#denice ford#tony tangredi#connor whisk#whiskeytangofoxtrot#john johnson
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