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be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie · 5 hours

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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I don't think we appreciate this conversation enough.

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be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie · 15 hours

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starting my hockey card haul videos for @tradetobest by going “hi y’all” because i think im funny

#im gay and into hockey and suddenly i think myself eric bittle #dee this is your fault #n e ways #shout out to my boy bitty #omgcp #omg check please #also let it be said that the dopamine rush i receive from opening hockey cards is unparalleled

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be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie · 2 days

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2.2 / 1.10 / 2.14

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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *passive aggressive food YouTuber* *canadian NHL star* *harvard law student with a pornstache* *tiny unbeatable beer pong champion* *frat star slash science nerd with a 4.0 GPA* *loud and emotional 6′4″ econ major* *overexcited goalie* *ginger bob the builder* *nursey*

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their fourth grade kid comes back from school one evening and tells them they’re supposed to write down a family recipe and bring it to class to make a book. bitty is vibrating out of his skin, but kiddo turns towards jack and asks, “papa, what do you put in your morning smoothie?”

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I know I know… Bitty would have loved Cowboy Carter. But also. Maybe. Bitty would have LOVED Chappell Roan. Just like. Okay. Picture him teaching the Falconers “Hot to Go” for a tiktok. Tater would be getting all the letters wrong but with such enthusiasm. Jack would be trying to make the best G with his arms. Picture it.

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check please and nothing is different except it’s a Tim Horton’s instead of Annie’s

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Jack seems like the kind of person that would get lost in a resort town and while everyone’s looking for him he’s just hanging out at the candle shop thoroughly enjoying watching the employees dip and carve wax.

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be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie · 3 days

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do you think Jack ever stopped and accepted the fact that his parents were the milf dilf dream of every bi kids or he just lives in denial like that

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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its not like i forget bitty’s from the south but sometimes that boy will say something like “fixing to throw them out” and then i Remember

#im aware that i read and i project my ‘standard american’ accent onto the characters’ dialogue #but sometimes bitty will say fixin’ and im like #yeah that boy is Southern #and i should read him as such #i should also read jack more quebec-like #anYways #eric bitty bittle #omgcp #omg check please #check please

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Another digital commission for the Year Two Kickstarter! Bitty and Jack enjoying a rainy day at Jack’s place. They are very happy (sleepy?) boys. Thanks for the awesome request, VG!!

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be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie · 3 days

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