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wtfzimbits · 10 months
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This just in: Holster is canonically Chronically Online
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heresthepomegranate · 14 days
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@jazzhandsgirl as requested
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zangtangimpersonator · 3 months
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going out in a little strappy number
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omgpostsplease · 4 months
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Ranking The ECAC's Worst Mascots - SMH Based on (x)
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zimms · 5 months
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luminarai · 2 years
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holster years later at a smh reunion, talking to a happily married ollie&wicks: ok but was I wrong?? exactly.
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simplecountryboy · 1 year
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pthalomars · 1 year
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Ransom and Holster have a grip on me like no other
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somethingnurseywoulddo · 10 months
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has this one been done yet?
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club-cheongyang · 1 month
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Holster and Ransom are the type of people who would get married for tax purposes and medical benefits
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ernest-frankenstein · 8 months
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Holster religiously celebrates Galentines' Day every year
Ransom celebrates with him because he likes doing things that make Holster happy and he is very carefully Not Thinking Too Hard About This
Shitty and Lardo celebrate with him because it sounds like fun, and presents! and Jerry's brunch! what's not to love about that?
Jack put up a token protest at first because he does not like doing things that make Holster happy and brunch doesn't fit in his carefully curated meal plan, but then Shitty yells at him for an hour about gender roles, and even though that's not why he doesn't want to do it he gives in anyway because it seems like the path of least resistance and not worth putting up a fight over
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lilacborrower · 5 months
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De Melkadam (Vermeer, c. 1658)
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tolkienreader1996 · 5 months
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Mum is making a holster and arson is wondering why she doesn’t make one with a good looking grackle like herself on it.
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gutsybitsies · 1 year
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check please demigods au
Jack zimmermann would be the son of Aphrodite. His yellow shoes are magical and cant be burned
Bitty the son of Ares, Ares has an unusual interest in Suzanne Bittle and often visited, but the way he looked at how Bitty hates contact sports gnawed at Bitty his entire life
Ransom is an Athena kid, and singlehandedly caused the "no coffee for Athena cabin" rule
Holster and Lardo rule the Dionysus cabin
Shitty is a son of Zeus and he is vehement about his father being an asshole
Jack gives Bitty individual lessons because otherwise "you're going to get yourself killed, or worse, lose Capture the Flag for us"
Bitty becomes the champion of Hestia, and has the power to impose rules of hospitality on people and pull fresh baked pies out of nowhere
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Everyday I have to sit down for a second and imagine Ransom and Holster forcing the group to watch their PowerPoint presentation on who has the best ass, Jack Zimmerman or Sidney Crosby
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