Aventurine birb. That's it. that's the post
Yes I'm aware that Black Swan and Robin are there too but Aventurine is BEST BIRB.
Yes I'm aware that Hoyo literally made sure they took all the birbs (except Sunday) and made them sit down to talk to another birb (Owlbert)
Yes I'm aware we have a swan, a peacock (a very handsome peacock) and a robin on scene.
But Aventurine birb. That's it. Aventurine birb.
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Boothill x Fem!Reader, angsty smut headcanons because his lightcone story was leaked and it's kinda sad so of course I had to make something out of it.
Boothill likes kissing you, he likes the feeling of your warm mouth on his. The way his mechanical heart would need to run more power whenever you ask him to lean down so you could place your soft lips wherever you'd like, and the tingly feeling his face gets after you do. Because his head is the only thing left of him that's human, the only part of him that can feel things while the rest of his body is just a big chunk of metal and wires that keeps him functioning.
Boothill likes giving head, likes the feeling of your thighs squishing his cheeks when you squirm. He loves it when they shake right against him when you're close to cummin' and goes even harder on you just too feel those plushy legs suffocate him.
Boothill hates that his body doesn't feel anything, yes he does feel arousal, but it's different from the way normal people with normal parts do. When he get's aroused, his system gets all bugged and runs on more steam than usual. His metal body gets all hot, like a laptop that's been running for days. It didn't bother him that much at first, he just had to take a few breaks when he gets too hot when he's eating you out. It was fine at first.
But times goes on and he starts to wonder if you're fine with how things are, even though you assure him time and time again that you are okay with it. As long as it's him. But even if you're okay with it, there's still a thought in his head that he's not giving you enough. You deserve more than he could give you. You might be fine with it now, but who know? After a few or so years you might think that this arrangement isn't enough for you and leave him for someone who can, someone whole and not broken like him.
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Sunday tends to be physically affectionate an average amount, usually when there is no other way he can currently give you his undivided attention.
However, there are unfortunate and dreary times, where you have to pull away from him and leave him with a lack of your skinship
Ie, you have to use the restroom.
But whenever you pull your hand away, or break the hug, etc.. the look he tends to give you is so crushingly heartbreaking. Its so subtle, but theres sadness in his eyes and his wings lower, and he has so much tenderness in his face. The departure of his warm body from yours leaves even more of a physical twist in your stomach. You tell him you'll be back, but that damn disappointed face is still there, with a slow understanding nod. And you can't help it.
You guide his face back into the curve of your neck, your thumb gently rubs the junction of his jaw, as your other hand tangles itself into his hair as he quietly complies like he's a miserable pathetic wet kitten you need to comfort. You can't even get yourself to pull his face out of your neck to check if he's better now, it's that soul-crushing. And the truth is – it's quite unintentional. He doesn't even realise he does it until you mention it, after hours of cooing and pampering him, trying not to die from the guilt that eats you alive.
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Jealous! Jing Yuan in Penacony "It's Me You and Lightning Wielding Thunder Clapping Spirit Squashing Lord" Yandere!Jing Yuan x Soft!Reader
"Jing Yuan are you jealous?" Incredulous and teasing in his darlings tone. Jing Yuan was the premier bachelor on the loufu hands down but here on Penacony with so many men competing for his darling's attention…
“so, what if I’m how will you make it up to me?" his voice coaxed as he eased his darling into submission trapping them against the lush couches of the bedroom.
"Already? "his new spouse teased as his darling played with the locks of his white hair teasingly.
"I deserve it being a good boy while in the span of checking in, you flirted with four men." pointed out jealous Yandere! Jing Yuan sourly
"I want nobody but you. I choose you always and forever" murmured his spouse playing with his tie and slipping it off and straddling him her arms around linked behind his neck.
"Be glad I have such endless patience as I wanted to introduce them to lighting lord," he growled playfully as he squeezed his darling settled secure in his arms.
"Oh and how will you smash them with lightning Wielding Thunder Clapping Spirit Squashing Lord ?" amusement coloring his spouse's tone with a light laugh at the ridiculous name.
"Until nothing is left but me to choose" Yandere! Jing Yuan's voice said going lower undeterred though his cheeks colored at the mention of the childish name given to his most impressive weapon.
"Fool like I would choose anyone else. That’s not necessary and you know it." softly eyes crinkled in a sweet smile as she tipped her head to kiss him their face brushed by the long white locks of their husband.
"They might think otherwise they were looking at you hungrily they barely concealed how they wanted you"
Honey you might be projecting and only you have me. giggled his darling as she kissed his nose playfully to calm him down only to be pulled in claiming kiss with bruising lips.
"Dear, you signed up for this so suffer the consequences…. I have endless patience to undo you all night long my dear as punishment" hhis golden eyes lit up as he licked his lip wolfishly with a smirk at their blushing face. Jing Yuan picked them up and threw them on the bed before descending on his darling.
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A/N A snippet from the Honeymone in Penacony Mini series. so it was supposed to be a serious scene but this joke made it in... and then it was sorta sexy soft and sweet before the smut. Probably write about penacony guys flirting beforehand with the reader lol leave open-ended who you choose smut mayyybee.
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Side Series Idea
AU! Penacony Murder Mansion Mystery Story Synopsis:
A newlywed wife and her husband to be General JingYuan are set for their honeymoon to penocony. But it descends into a murder mystery when the rising star Robin of Charmony festival is found dead in her dressing room and the bride to be finds herself the prime suspect.
If reader was judge of ten commissions there are many reasons to have reason to be involved in penacony…
Surrounded by sordid tales of past affairs that crops up along with past lovers at the Penacony Marigold Hotel.
Reader could also be blade or Dan Heng/feng technically it’d fit in AU they stayed tried to help clean up abundance wars mess and married Jing Yuan.
Summary: Her husband, Jing Yuan is left to prove her innocence by traversing her memories in dreamscape but will he question her fidelity in learning her sordid tales of past affairs. Her dealings with underbelly of penacony the prison color?
The unsavory dealing with the IPC for the xianzhous sake?
Her possible involvement with The current order mystery at hand?
Also with past lovers who are popping out of nowhere who wish to help free her from her murder accusations. Can the heart be swayed or will it stand firm?
Will the murder at hand be solved in the hotel mansion mystery in pencacony?
Featuring:
Scooby Doo sleuths! Trailblazer Team- Helpful but newbies who may help crakc the case.
Dr. Ratio- Detective Sherlock Holmes. skilled and knowing
Aventurine -IPC Businessman - Watson. who has dealings in penacony and previous business associate with reader who renewed trade agreements with over the xianzhou and helped with aurum alley
robin- the charmony concert singer set to debut but found dead in he dressing room the victim of the case. A friend of readers.
Sunday- Brother and organizer of the concert and hotel manager who sought help from reader as a consultant…for the hotel or the jail?
Gallagher- Bloodhound leader of hotel security-local police for the case not to happy outside interference who also has tie with reader who served as consutaltant for security with reader having been a judge of prisons at ten commisons
Reader: cleaner version of darkest secret . he/she was judge of prison and helped setup penacony new hotel image and dealt with the family officlay as fellow wardens of prisons. She also dealt with pic for xianshou trade for goods since they travel and do not have planet of resource they trade their and possibly from abundance wars.
Dirty version
Reader - debt to IPC helping recover xianzhou during abundance wars. former prostitute hidden sold service beauty as redeeming feature at the hotel with Sunday acting as a pimp went to hotel rooms and serviced men secretly on the condition no one from Xianshou would know. (Secret vendetta assumed so killed his pure sister to kill as revenge although they were friends)
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