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youranxiousnerd · 3 years

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Showtime Thoughts

bc i am in love with julia lester

spoilers below

First off, why is this episode so short?

ngl i forgot mazzara was a regular

ricky ded besties

awww nina and the letters

she looks very good in her dress

ashlyn and ricky look so good

“We’re screwed!”

ash and ricky are too funny like where were they this season?

chaotic and pretty best friends

sidenote, why did they go see north high’s production?

oh my god ricky and nina are talking

SEBLOS IN THE BACKGROUND

i am taking what i can get

RICKYS FACE WITH THE CARD!!!!!!!!

my favorite part of the episode

his makeup looks very good

he looks very good

as @organic-guacamole said, he is very pretty

its been like three minutes and it already is so chaotic

yessss kourtney’s mom!!!

so howie and kourt are fine? gah since when?

“look for the shortest fork” mood

I CANNOT TAKE EJ SERIOUSLY HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY BIRD

big bird ej comin at you

PORTWELL DATE

wait isnt this ejs last show? is he going to miss his last afterparty for a date?

true love bitches

GINA MY LOVE

“Is he with us?”

NORTH HIGH SET OUR BEST BOI ANTOINE ON FIRE APS GET READY

seb being a supportive boyfriend is everything i needed

jenny is frazzled

i love how all the techie turned actors are nervous at some point during the episode

REDLYN CONTENT

awww thats so cute love the callback!!!

ooo howie is here

love how the writers leave a cliffhanger and then close the book before it turns to tragedy with one line

mazzara and ej, thats it

jenn what

why is mike there?

that was so unnecessary like aren’t mike and jenn over?

LILY

“did we forget to build a moat around the school”

let ricky be single challenge

she just said “lol” i cant

props to ricky for keeping calm during the show after he saw mike and jenn

ah so lily is a child of divorce?

“lily scram”

RICKY AFTER THE CURTAIN OPENS WHY IS THIS FUNNY

STOP MAZZARA IS THE VOICE OVER

HE SOUNDS REALLY GOOD

how did ricky do that so fast-

put on gloves over the cast, makeup, and a mask?

i dont work with costumes

AMERICA EXPLAIN

The one scene we get from the show...

Yay Steph!!!!

“Big Red has not thrown up in twenty minutes” ashlyn’s little smile

“she heard wrong”

someone please explain how spotlighting the judge is a good idea it makes it seem like things went wrong

“Carlos is a seasoned professional” honey carlos is on the verge of a mental breakdown

“He says help

Communication

Seb translating for Carlos is beautiful dramatic, yes, but im right.

im so proud of them. they go from not talking for a week to seb being able to tell how carlos is feeling based off a stoic expression.

SOULMATE SHIT

IM SORRY NO BOP TO THE TOP CALLBACK

LIKE NONE

WHO WANTS TO RIOT WITH ME?!?!

wait so carlos goes from on the verge of a mental breakdown to full on performing and speaking?!?!?!? Speaking well too, not stumbling.

he looks so comfortable on stage when not even ten minutes ago he looked like he was going to vomit?

h e l p

ashlyn’s little laugh!

NINI IS A FORK IM LAUGHING THIS IS GREAT

big red lookin’ at his girl

ricky what are you doing?

ASHLYN AND GINA

I QUIT THEY’RE ADORABLE

GET IT KOURTNEY

howie��s little mouth drop

i cant with sebs costume i should not be laughing how is he able to do a kick line

ASHLYN MY LOVE

be our guest was enjoyable. it had a lot of moving parts. frankie and dara sounded really good. it’ll probably grow on me the more i listen to it.

is it just me or did be our guest lack some energy?

NATIALIE IS SO AGGRESSIVE

awww gina bb

portwell!!

“my mom sent me jordan fisher”

big red and ricky!!!

...what is big red doing? has he been faking sick?

“PLEASE EVERYONE REMAIN IN THE SAME ROLE YOU STARTED IN”

BEST LINE OF THE SEASON OMFG

alright what the hell is up with howie?!?

kourtney is so excited and then downer howie comes to ruin it

nina just write “thanks for being the best bro and glad youre not dead”

btw kourtney and gina look really good in their costumes

ASHLYN!!!!

SHES SO PRETTY THANK YOU

redlyn!!

gina and jamie!!!

he looks so proud

glad gina gets to see her family!

cute scene, jordan is a nice addition!

RICKY AND THE BOWL

julia lester is killing it with the vocals

big red is so in love

seb bouncing in the costume

“she’s never looked at me that way before” evil smirk

PORTWELL GLANCES

my heart fricking stopped when carlos went on stage

being early on your cue/missing is awful would highly not recommend

a bop to the top callback after this would have been perfect

those harmonies!!

THEYRE SO IN LOVE

ummm phone call?

CHIPS BIG SCENE

...why wasn’t seb cogsworth?

alright that was really good. everyone (even the backup) sounded really good. portwell rights! ashlyn rights! kowie rights! acting rights!

so mazzara and jamie?

Ashlyn is the perfect Belle fight me

“Eat it Zackey Roy!” how about “yay kiddos, nice job!”

ej’s little dance

“bc you’re ginas brother”

he is enamored by her it is adorable

EJ CASWELL RIGHTS

“hey, jordan fisher, would you like to f up one of three stableish ships in hsmtmts?” “sure, im in!”

ej!!!

aww hopefully he doesnt take the conversation too heart. they both like each other so much.

Portwell is so enjoyable to watch.

return of the bro

ej go get your girl dont worry about her brother please

SOMEONE TOUCHED THE PROPS

all hands on deck

“Can you just jump off something high”

I seem to remember Ricky falling from something high last episode, is that correct?

She tells this to one of her most UNSTABLE kids

Oh shit

Miss. Jenn

Wtf

like what the actually hell

look at the kids faces they’re heartbroken

Miss. Jenn why. You’re stressed about the show, but you’re not performing it. They are. They have to worry about lines and cues and pitches, not you. Miss. Jenn has literally gone at the kids this season. Opening night speech too Ash and Ricky, shutting Seb down, that comment. She has become obsessed with the Menkies and North High. It has gotten really bad. These kids have put everything into this show, even their relationships (both platonic and romantic) and that is how you repay them?

I didn’t think they would address this, I lost hope after last week but I am so glad they’re going too.

Someone send Seb after Miss. Jenn please, let him rip into her, he would do very well.

Miss. Jenn is supposed to be the role model and she just told a kid to jump off something high.

nina has been a godsend this episode, props to her!

haven’t been the biggest nini fan this season (off and on for me), but she was very behaved this episode.

if there is anything the east high kids are good at, it’s bullshitting their way out.

“aim for my face” character growth

I KNEW IT

LILY WHY HOW WHEN WHY

WTF THEY END THERE I CANNOT WITH CLIFF HANGERS

I liked the episode. Didn’t love it, but liked it. I really wish we got to see more acting, like we didn’t even see Big Red and E.J go on stage. Not even the iconic yellow dress. Some of the drama is so unnecessary, like why Mike and Jenn? What is with the Kourtney and Howie drama the writers insist on having, can’t they just be happy?

Besides the whole harness incident (burn that harness and mask it is causing so many problems) the production went very well, too well. This is East High we’re talking about.

Promo thoughts because what

oo they’re sneaking, maybe Big Red’s thingy

YES ASHLYN GETTING THE LOVE SHE DESERVES

oo Kowie confession?

portwell please be okay

what is up with carlos’ hair?

so seb, miss. jenn, and carlos scene? this has the potential to be very beautiful.

“It’s not over” not this again...

i’m thinking carlos and seb are going to talk to miss jenn.

Sidenote, if we do not get a good seblos scene I will riot.

Hopefully Miss. Jenn apologizes with a billion sorrys

rini you just broke up please dont get back together

im scared

if it is a scene where they close the book i will be very happy

Are we getting a flash forward scene? I’m pretty sure Miss. Jenn said Menkies aren’t till two plus weeks after the show.

We know based off the promo pics Ej and Gina are at the cast party, what went wrong?

Wait do we not get to see the finale of the show?

We better see the goddamn transformation

how does lily home and core four song fit in? im more curious about the lily one.

In conclusion, I am not ready for this to be over and the transformation needs to be sent to hell.

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ohlookitsthearkhamknight · 3 years

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*Rose is babysitting Lian*

Rose: “I have to go to the store and get a few things. Dad your in charge please for the love of god dont let me see you on the fucking news.”

Rose *turning around*: “okay lian be good for me ok and when i get back we can watch a movie ok?”

Lian: “Okkkkkkk”

*Rose turning back to face Slade* : “I’m watching you and dont think for a second i wont call jason or kori over here”

Slade: “please rose i know what im doing. We”ll be fine ive did this before. Kinda.”

Rose: “okay fine be good i gotta go”

*Rose leaves*

Slade: “okay li- Lian?!?!”

*Slade running down the hall*: “LIAN?!?!?”

*Slade runs into his office where his suit and weapons are*

*Lian holding his sword*: “oooooooo whats this?”

*Slade picking lian up and taking his sword away from her*: “okay rules, no touching anything thats sharp okay???? Also this room is off limits ok!?!?!”

Lian: “okie dokie” *skips away*

*Slade running his hand over his face*: “this is going to be harder than I thought”

2 hours later

*Lian playing with some toys*: “uncle ollie can be stupid sometimes and grandpa batman is always angry”

Slade huffing : “tell me about it”

Lian: “everyone doesnt like auntie rose because of what she does and because your her dad. Just like they dont like mama.”

*Lian looking down*: “At least you dont think im going to grow up and hurt people”

Slade: “who the hell thinks that!?!?!?! YOUR A KID”

Lian: “they act like i cant hear them but i can. I heard them talk about daddy too and mama. Uncle jaybird says to ignore them but thats hard.”

Slade: “who your parents are has nothing to do with who you become. Your a good kid lian. Your not like us. Your better. Dont listen to them. They’re probably just jealous they dont have cool aunt and uncles like you do”

*Lian giggling*: “hehe no they dont. They are just mad they dont have a cool grandpa like you”

Slade.exe stops working

*Slade smiling but also maybe crying a little*: “yeah they dont. Wanna go get some ice cream kid?”

Lian: “YEAH AND WE CAN TAKE BAD GUYS DOWN TOO”

*Slade nodding his head in agreement* : “yeah we can take bad guys down too”

A few hours later

*Rose walking thru the hallways when she hears slade singing and stops to look into her room*

*Slade humming an old lullaby*

*Lian drifting off to sleep*

Rose: “and here i thought you were going to call me panicing”

Slade: “i almost did but i think i got the hang of it”

Slade: “shes a good kid.”

Rose: “yeah she is. I just wish roy was here. I know what it feels like to have one dead parent and one incompetent parent. No offense but still”

Slade: “yeah I understand. But she isnt alone. Shes got all of you guys to take care of her. She has a good family. She has you.”

Rose: “and you”

*Slade chuckling*: “everyday you remind me more and more of your mother. I might have messed up at being a parent but she didnt.”

Rose: “you werent all that bad. I mean look at you. Lian trust you. Something she doesnt give out willingly.”

*Rose smiling*: “your a good grandpa”

Slade: “i try my best”

*Rose sighing*: “thanks for this. she needed something to cheer her up”

Slade: “well ice cream has always worked for me when i get down. I honestly didnt do much.”

Rose: “you know thats not what i mean. Thank you for making sure that she knows shes good. I know what it feels like for people to talk behind your back about you when your parent isn’t exactly your average textbook good guy”

Slade: “i tried my best. But seriously you ever find who was saying shit tell me. No one is going to talk about her. Not if im still breathing.”

Rose: “dont worry i will. Now come on i have groceries to put up.”

Slade: “ill make dinner”

Rose: “no uncle billy is coming over and hes cooking. He doesnt trust you since last time”

Slade: “oh come on that was one mistake.”

Rose: “yes one mistake that ended with me having to buy a new oven”

Slade: “ok ok ill keep my hands away from be oven”

*Lian suddenly appearing in the living room*: “i cant sleep. I want to watch a movie now”

*Rose slowly turning towards slade*: “when did you give her ice cream”

*Slade nervously turning to face rose*: “maybe right before she was supposed to go to bed”

Rose: “damnit dad”

Lian: “ooooo A DOLLOR IN THE SWEAR JAR”

Rose: “and who did you get that from?”

Lian smiling: “grandpa alfie”

Slade and rose: “of course you did”

#slade wilson #deathstroke #rose wilson #ravager #lian harper #william wintergreen #jason todd #red hood #koriand'r #starfire #slade would be a good grandpa #fight me #also yes rose should still take care of lian #roy harper #arsenal #jade nguyen #chesire

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bi-robins-club · 4 years

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jason had just settled onto his couch with a jane austen novel and his favourite peach iced tea when damian crept in through his window. he sighed internally and decided to simply ignore him. he had told damian to use the front door (nevermind the fact that jason rarely used the door) and more importantly? he was freaking comfortable. after a few minutes as jason flipped idly through the book, damian cleared his throat. jason sighed again, outwardly this time and reluctantly dragged his eyes up to his youngest brother. baby bat was shivering slightly from the rain outside and jason simply rasied an eyebrow as he sipped at his tea. scowling, dami stomped over to jasons bathroom to dry off. he rolled his eyes. how dramatic. damian was acting like he sentenced titus and alfred the cat to their deaths instead of how he was actually saving jason from deep cleaning his rain soaked carpet. (he was still going to deep clean the carpet the next time he tidied up but still)

when damian stalked back into the room, looking less like a wet, angry kitten and more like a dry, angry kitten, jason titled his head back and established eye contact.

"so what brings you over to my neck of the woods, demon spawn?"

instead of snapping back like jason expected, damian simply stood there looking extremely uncomfortable. he shuffled his feet, opened his mouth then closed it and sat next to jason on the couch he splurged way too much on.

"i don't know how to tell you this" dami began, hesitant "but i believe harper is experiencing thoughts of suicide"

jason jerked up, almost knocking over his tea (and what a damn waste that would be) before fixing damian with a look. he hadnt noticed anything different in roy lately but he knew more than anyone that depression acted strangely and was hard to pinpoint. his mind raced with thoughts of why roy might be suddenly suicidal, from a sudden relapse to not getting a happy meal toy included in his 3.99 box of clogged arteries. "why do you say that, damian?"

"i have been keeping an eye on his health since he became a close confidant to you and last night he said something worrying that i am still not able to parse the meaning of" jason smiled lightly at that, in damian speak he was basically declaring that he cared for roy- if for nothing else than for how happy he made jason. still he shook it off and asked what roy had said that was worrying dami.

"he was patrolling last night" jason knew that. roy had been picking up his patrols since jason had a nasty leg wound. it was the reason he wasn't out tonight. "and he was on the phone with an unknown person, though i am inclined to believe it was either Starfire or Canary" okay, still not surprising "and then he said that the only place he could die happy was between your thighs" oh hello blue screen. yes jasons mind was in the middle of rebooting but could you hurry it along? he almost missed what damian said next. "not only does he wish for death upon himself, he wishes for you to give it to him!"

"damian" jason managed, frantically trying to figure out a way to explain to his baby brother without including his sex life. "uhh its just an expression"

damians face brightened up slightly. "really? he does not wish to smother himself between your thighs?"

"yeah, its like...like just a way to say... mind your business? mmhmm" he struggled to get out, pulling an explanation out of his ass.

"you have told father to mind his business a thousand times but i dont recal you ever using that one. is it new?"

oh god. jason would rather die again than continue this conversation.

"uhh its only used if you're close to someone" jason didnt know what he didnt wrong but dami's eyes widened in clear worry. "i thought you and father were reconnecting? has something happened? are you fighting again?"

well shit. jason had not thought this one through. fuck roy and fuck his mile wide kink that centered around jasons thighs. he was going to kill him. and he wouldnt even use his thighs. "oh nonono dami we're fine, just not as close as me and roy" he hedged, pleading to gods he didnt believe in to stop this conversation with whatever means necessary. strike him dead if need be but *please*. damians eyes narrowed "and exactly how close are you with harper, jason?" jason stared in disbelief. how had his nice relaxing evening turned into such a shitshow? damian was fine with roy when he and jason were just friends but now that he was (correctly) assuming a relationship, his over protective instincts were kicking in? christ. he remembered how when dick and babs finally started dating (again), damian seemingly lost all respect for her and called her an evil harlot more than once.

thankfully he was saved by answering in the form of the best person jason had ever met aka duke thomas. he announced his presence by awkwardly coughing. jason met his dark eyes and mouthed 'help me' over damians head. duke smiled as if it was getting pulled out of him by torture but nodded.

"hey dames, dick wanted you to join him by the docks when you finished up here" damian scowled "cant you see i am clearly not finished yet"

"hah, well dick was facing up against scarecrow and i think he needed some back up but you know him"

"yes, he wont admit he needs help when he very clearly does" damian sighed "very well, ill go check on dick. you stay and question jason. " and with that damian clambered out the window and after he disappeared from sight, jason threw his head back to stare at his ceiling and groaned. duke laughed at him.

"hey daisy duke?" duke grumbled at the nickname and jason cracked a smile "how did you know i needed back up?" duke winced and ran a hand over his dreads. he made a face and jasons soul was slowly draining out of his body. "oh haha funny story" duke rocked back on his feet and faked laughed "damians com was still connected to the channel" jason froze.

"who was on the channel oh my god" duke smiled thinly and his hand paused on his head. "other than me? everyone." jason buried his head in his hands and let out a high pitched whine. duke consolingly rubbed his shoulder. this is why jason loved him. he hadn't even laughed at jason like tim, dick or steph would or started plotting death like damian started to. he and cass would just offer support. jasons favorite brother and sister right here folks. duke sat down beside him

"listen. i know what it's like to be outed when youre not ready and when i heard damian grilling you about roy, i thought i would help" jason turned and stared at his brother. duke was staring at his hands and avoiding eye contact. "i got caught with a boy when i was 15 in high school. its pretty shitty to be gay and poor in a homophobic neighbourhood but its worse to be gay, poor and black." jason knocked shoulders with him. "if you tell me the name of whatever asshat outed you, I'll shoot him for you." duke let out a waterly laugh. "they kept bullying me for being gay but if they even listened, they would have realised that im pan" he joked "its a completely different thing after all". jason snorted

"that was horrible"

duke winced "yeah, it was wasnt it. im bad at this" it was jasons turn to avoid eye contact now.

"talia once caught me with a league operative. a male operative. i was so paranoid for days until i caught shiva leaving her rooms. i got the courage to tell her i was bi and she just patted my cheek and asked how my training was going."

duke huffed out a laugh. "bruce gives you shit but i for one think your lesbians moms are cool"

jason laughed with him "just wait until you meet Ducra. shes a badass"

"ducra?" he questioned with a weird look. "how many moms do you actually have? i knew about diana and your assassin moms but thats a new name" jason burst into laughter at the expression on dukes face. "its not fair man. steph is the only other one with a mom and you have four! you need to share" jason choked on his laughter and shoved duke.

"first of all, its only *three*. ducra is like my badass abuela"

"dont you already have a badass grandma? have you forgotten about Ma Gunn? she threatened to shoot bruce in the dick last week!"

"yes well excuse you i need strong female role models in my life, fuck you" the two of them continued to joke around for a little while longer before jason caught a flash of black kelvar outside his window and sighed. duke followed his eyes and smiled before patting jasons shoulder and pushing off. "have fun with the one strong male role model in your life. im going to see if cass needs help" both of them knew that cass wouldn't need help but jason accepted the excuse for what it was. "me and steph are still coming over to study tomorrow. college is kicking my ass and i need you to explain this English assignment to me"

jason scoffed "im not writing your essay for you"

"eh worth a try. bye jace" duke gave a two fingered salute and slipped out the window. jason took the brief reprieve to sip his tea and mourned when he discovered the ice had melted and watered down the peach taste. for the third time that night, someone crept into his window. oh well. third times the charm right? jason wasn't going to acknowledge bruce until he said something himself. it was a repeat of damian. jasom read his book as it got increasingly uncomfortable.

"jason."

"bruce" jason drawled, not lifting his eyes from his book. bruce grunted like the neanderthal he was and jason finally huffed out a heaving breath before marking his page and looking up. bruce looked supremely uncomfortable. actually his face looked exceedingly neutral but jason knew how to read bruce and that was the brow furrow of how do i deal with jason without fucking it up? jason was well famailairsed with that one.

"you know i love you" jasons own eyebrows rose. bruce only said 'i love you' like four times a year tops. and he usually never wasted it on jason. bruce deflated at whatever face jason must have made. goddamn it. this was why jason always fought with bruce with his helmet on, he couldnt control his facial expressions for shit. "no you dont know that." bruce smiled thinly and to jasons suprise, quickly crossed the room and knelt, placing his hands on jasons shoulders.

"even if you dont believe it, and its my own fault that you do and i hate that i ever caused you to even doubt my love for you, i swear that i do, jay lad" jason was completely frozen. he had expected bruce to yell at him for letting roy go unchecked on patrol last night and how irresponsible he was yada yada, not this declaration of feelings that he had no clue how to deal with. he couldnt remember the last time bruce called him that. it had to have been when he was still in those scaly green panties and pixie boots. and not the adult verison that jason picked up from a halloween store on a whim just to see roys eyes.

bruce sighed and drew jason into a hug. when bruces shoulder started getting wet, jason was horrified to realise he was crying. "i wanted you to know that i wouldnt love you any less for loving a man. but you have to know that i love you in the first place for that to happen" bruce said self deprecating.

"shut the fuck up" jason said sniffling and gripping his dads back. "i hate you"

bruce laughed softly at him before pressing a kiss to the side of jasons head. "i want you to know that i expect roy-and you- over at dinner on sunday. i need to meet the man that stole my babys heart" he murmured. jason laughed wetly "youve already met roy, you just want to con me into actually coming to family dinner"

bruce smiled "that was before i knew you two were dating. roy needs to know what hes getting into" jason leaned back enough to stare into bruces eyes and weakly punched him in the chest "dont threaten my boyfriend. he refused to look at me for two weeks after t was done with him" bruce sighed longingly "its times like this when i remember what caused me to love talia in the first place."

"bruce!" the aforementioned man laughed and hugged jason tightly before stepping back a few steps. "Sunday dinner. you and roy. 8 pm." on a whim jason reached out and snagged bruces hand. "hey" he started, swallowing "you wanna stay for a while? we could watch a movie or something" bruces eyes softened and he nodded. "let me change out of the suit."

and if roy had crept in after patrol only to see jason napping on his dads chest to a shitty action movie playing in the background and took several pictures, well that bruces fault for not waking up when roy stumbled it. (nevermind the fact that bruce had every single one of those pictures saved on his phone) (nevermind the fact that after roy put his phone away, he was greeted to the sight of batman glaring at him as he twisted a batarang around his fingers. it was sorta ruined by the fact that jasons curls was hiding the lower half of his face but roy was still adequately terrified)

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lannisterdaddyissues · 3 years

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answer all 20 fma questions go. i am holding you at gunpoint 🔫✨

ANON YOU HAVE SAVED MY LIFE IM OBSESSED WITH U NOW JFDJSGJFSKGJ but please dont hold me at gunpoint who do u think u are riza hawkeye--

1.) What type of Alchemy would you use?

i'm currently on the pre-med track so medical alchemy would be cool!! but if i'd have to fight then i will cheat and say i can do lightning alchemy bc guess what its my fantasies and I GET TO CHOOSE THE ALCHEMY HEADCANONS but it would probably be related to water alchemy somehow since lightning comes from charged particles in the clouds. maybe i could primarily be a water alchemist and lightning is a subset of that!

2.) What would your state alchemist codename be?

hmmm im gonna cheat and decide yes i can do lightning shit bc i said so so i guess my codename would be something lame and on the nose like the lightning alchemist or the spark alchemist :/ im lame and useless like roy but on the opposite end of the spectrum because i can only use my alchemy when its wet or raining boohoo...

3.) Would you serve in the military?

yell heah their uniforms are sick! i would like to be an army doctor tho :/ idk about fighting other people and electrocuting them to ash. i would DEFINITELY be on edward elric's call list when the promised day comes around tho, i refuse to miss a chance to go toe to toe with a homunculus

4.) Alchemist/Engineer/Soldier? alchemist! maybe soldier. not sure.

5.) Would you commit the taboo? mmmmm yeah probably if i had sufficient motivation, ignoring the fact that it doesn't work because i would probably ignore that

6.) Favorite character? answered! it's roy :)

7.) brOTP? HYUROI!!!! their friendship is so so so so personal to me. i love it platonically and romantically, i love it in pre-canon and canon, i love it in an au, i love it no matter what. there has never been an anime friendship more personal and close to the heart than hyuroi

8.) OTP? ROYAI!!!!! it's been 7 years and i'm still utterly obsessed with them. how arakawa-sensei managed to make a tangible love story with two characters who barely ever touch and arent even allowed to look each other in the eye without getting arrested on suspicion of secretly fucking is beyond me. she is a genius

9.) Which theme song do you find yourself singing the most/the catchiest? either rain by sid (fmab op 5) or undo by cool joke (fma op 3)!

10.) FMA or FMAB? fmab by a long shot! fma is good as a standalone because you don't know what you're missing out on lmao

11.) nOTP? mmm i wouldn't exactly call this a notp but i don't really ship edling all that much even though it's popular. i don't actively dislike it tho. i do hate edvy though bc that's gross and whenever i see it i gag.

12.) Character you’re most like/relate to? winry! she and i both have our Special Hyperfixation™ (automail for her and medicine for me), and i felt a real kinship with her, esp in 03 because at some points she felt like an afterthought which i am used to feeling that way too. but she's always so optimistic and a little hot-headed with her friends which is definitely me!

14.) Who (which character) do you look the most like?

hehehe i also look a lot like winry if you mix her with catherine elle armstrong! just give me shorter hair and that's me!

15.) Black Hayate or Den? ...................black hayate :(

16.) Favorite deadly sin? answered! it's wrath/king bradley :)

17.) Who would you want as your parents? hohenheim and trisha bc they remind me of my parents in some ways! my dad is awkward like hohenheim but he could also totally kill god without breaking a sweat and my mom is totally a momma bear and she would fight anyone who messes with us

18.) Who would you want as your child(ren)? mmmmmmm the main three i guess? ed al and winry? i would also totally adopt baby pride/selim because look at that face... hes so precious

19.) Part that made you cry the most? i never cry at fiction but hughes' death is a given, and also rain (fmab op 5) definitely gives me the feels whenever i watch/listen to it

20.) Least favorite character? answered! it's a tie between shou tucker and envy :)

21.) Your favorite FMA AU? i love the various time travel fix-it fics on ao3 where ed goes back in time and fixes everything, but my hands-down all-time favorite fma au ever has to be the meaning of hyacinths by @starryeyed-char! (shoutout!) it's an au where hughes lives and roy "dies" instead of him and the writing is so EXQUISITE i cannot express to you in enough words how amazing and incredible this series is. it is absolutely a must-read. caveat that it's still being written and currently has eight parts, but the author plans to take it all the way to the promised day so just be patient for the next installments!!

#ask #reply #anon ask #fandom ask #fma #GOD BLESS THIS ASK #I LOVE TALKING ABOUT FMA SO FUCKING MUUUCH

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bluboothalassophile · 6 years

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Innocent little demon update? Or maybe devil's deal and wrong universe, again? I really enjoy reading those, it makes me happy to see something like alternate or different versions of them. I just wanna say you have a beautiful mind. Your type of creativity in writing is quite wonderful and a fun time to read too. You dont have to rush or even give an immediate update,take your time 😆😆😆

Hello,

I’m so happy to hear you enjoy the stories; they’re a lot of fun to write! Innocent Little Demon is complete though, the five parts of it were all there were to write. Wrong Universe, Again, has hit a hiccup; because I have NO idea where that one was going so I’m trying to sort it out.

As to your request for Devil’s Deal, that I can continue and I hope you enjoy!

Inconsequentially Important…

Raven sighed as she sat in Warrior as Kyle stared at theobject of his affections. The one-sided affections he insisted he didn’t have,but were plainly written all over his face.

“If you stare at his ass any harder you’re going to burn a holein it,” Raven informed Kyle as she took a sip of her bourbon.

“We can’t all have crushes on perfect matches,” Kyle stated.

“I do not!” she protested.

“Garth Curry.”

“Okay fine, but at least I don’t stalk him at his place ofwork and moon over his ass,” she countered as she rolled her eyes and slowlystood.

“Where are you going!?” Kyle demanded his panic obvious asshe shouldered her bag.

“I have to get up in the morning, and I have that jobinterview, I also have my own story to finish writing, and I need to call mymoms and wish them a happy anniversary,” Raven said.

“You’re leaving me!?” Kyle sputterd.

“I’ll see you in the morning,” she promised as she walkedaway.

“FIEND! You never leave a wingman behind!”

“I’m not going to sit here all night so you can moon oversome Guy’s ass,” Raven punned back as she walked out.

“You’re a cold hearted witch sometimes!”

“Demon!” she shouted back as she waved him off and walked outinto the city’s night. Tugging her coat on a bit tighter she pulled her capover her messy hair as she started walking down the street for her stop.

~~~*~*~*~~~

Artemis Crock walked with Jason through the bustling city.

“And check on Slade’s defenses,” Jason said.

“You know that this is a terrible idea,” Artemis said.

“Just do it.”

“It’s going to be worse when he finds out you were sleepingwith his daughter,” Artemis stressed and Jason stopped.

Artemis was of the very few people who knew; really knew, Jason.He’d survived two years of torture from the serial killer Joker, he’d dughimself from the depths of his own grave, he’d fought, and killed, he’d trainedto the point of being more lethal than SEALs, Delta, SAS and others. He was aruthless killer, he was a gentle soul with more empathy and compassion in himthan anyone could ever prove.

And she loved him, like the annoying little brother she’dnever had. She loved him.

“He knows, I’m pretty sure Rose rubs it in his face,” Jason admittedas they walked to her stop.

“Alright, I’ll compile the information, and forward it toyou before the end of the week.”

“Good,” he nodded.

“Anything else, boss?”

“Yeah, tell the moron to stop trying to tail me,” Jason ordered.

“You know Roy cares because he tails!” she chimed.

“I like my privacy.”

“I’ll tell him, see you tomorrow Jason,” she waved him offas she jogged down the stairs to her subway stop. Jason nodded at her as hedisappeared into the crowd and she sighed as she walked with the crowd.

She really wished it wasn’t Lucifer Morningstar of all thedamn people that B could have made that deal with.

~~~*~*~*~~~

Jason supposed he couldn’t be furious with his father fordoing what any father really should do, but he was angry all the same because he’drather be dead most days than dealing with this shit. To be fair he’d beentortured in everyway possible by a delusional serial killer, and Jason was notentirely sure if life or death would be an easier route for him. But as long ashe was breathing he’d keep fighting, keep working, it was in his nature.

Sighing he continued down the street when he twitched hearinga disturbance to the bustling night. His head turned, and he looked into analley where he had heard the muffled sound. Jason pocketed his phone as he creptforward, into the darkness.

“Shut up!” a man growled.

“Please! I’ll give you anything you want!” the small voicegasped.

“look at this Rob she’s pretty!” another man mused.

“No, please!” the woman gasped and it clicked where he knewthe voice as his eyes narrowed dangerously on the men. They threw her againstthe fence, pawing at her and Jason stepped out of the shadows.

“I believe the little bird said ‘No’.” he snarled lowly,there was a flash of panic in the woman’s eyes as she saw him. “Let her go.NOW.”

The men released her.

“Little bird,” he motioned for her, and the girl lookedbetween her attackers flanking her and him before she darted behind him, herfingers caught his coat as she pressed herself securely behind him and he couldfeel her peering around him at the men. God above the woman was tiny.

“Now we’re leaving, come after us and I will kill you,” hewarned darkly as his own arm came around Raven and they backed out of the alley,his hand on his weapon in his pocket. They made it to the street before hepulled her around and into his side, slinging his arm over her shoulders heguided her to a near stop. He’d get her home but first they’d be ditching dumband dumber before he circled back to kill them.

“Thank you,” she whispered inaudible against his side.

“No problem,” he admitted.

“Little bird?” she whispered.

“Like you don’t have a code name for me in the morning,little bird.”

“Jay, I call you Jay.”

“That’s not very original.”

“I also call you Mr. Sexy Muscles but I’d never dare to saythat aloud,” she mumbled.

Jason stared at her as they walked; watching her face turnscarlet and then he finally roared with laughter. “Little bird I think anyone’sever called me sexy.”

“I can’t believe I said that! What’s wrong with me!?” shesputtered.

“Do you honestly think me sexy?” he persisted, her faceturning a more violent shade of red in this November cold.

“Will we please get off this topic!?” she pleaded.

“Hell no!” he laughed.

“Okay, despite the grime, bad boy, aura, and the obvious troublemaker vibe you have, you’re very handsome, and why am I little bird?” shedemanded.

Jason was shocked hearing nothing about the J carved intohis cheek or the other scars that were visible. “Isn’t that obvious? You’retiny and you remind me of a little bird.”

“That’s not reassuring.”

“Jason, Jason Todd,” he smiled a bit at her.

“Raven, Raven Quinzel-Isley,” she answered.

“That’s a hell of a mouthful,” he said.

“My moms hyphenated their last names,” she shrugged.

“You mind if I walk you home?”

“We’re heading for the wrong train then,” she mumbled.

“We’re going to ride around for a bit, until I know you’resafe,” he said. She nodded into his side and he felt her shaking now as they walkedthe subway and she was leaning heavily into him.

Jason got them on the train, he saw the men behind and Raven’sknees gave out, which had him scooping her up. She was shaking somethingviolently and it wasn’t from the cold as far as he could tell as he sat withher on his lap.

“I… I…” she chattered.

“I’ll get you home to Sylvester,” he promised.

“You remember?” she whispered, her gloved fingers curledinto his chest.

“Yeah, you know sometimes you’re the best part of my day,”he admitted softly.

“Thank you….” she whispered.

“Mind giving me your address, little bird? I’ll get youhome,” he promised.

“I trust you,” she murmured as she hid against his chest.

“Good, and we’ll go back to our morning routine,” hepromised holding her tight. This felt right for some reason, and he liked thatthe scar wasn’t her main interest for being around him. It was comforting.

“I just want to go home,” she sobbed now, he held her firmlyagainst her as he rubbed circles on her back and whispered promises of goinghome.

She whispered her address to him an hour later and hecarefully navigated his way to her apartment, not letting her walk as she hadnearly fallen on her face when he’d set her down. Making it to her building waseasy enough, she fumbled to get him the keys.

They made it up to her apartment and he got them in thedoor. Raven said nothing as she hid her face against his shoulder.

“Kay little bird,” he said setting her on the chair. Before hefumbled around for a light. He was a bit surprised to note he only lived twobuilding over from her, he could see his apartment building across the street,even see his apartment window for his kitchen. There was a black hiss of furthat was on the kitchen counter.

“Stay!” she grabbed his hand. “Please!” she pleaded.

“You get changed for bed, my apartment’s across the way, I’llbe right back and take the couch,” he said softly. She reluctantly let his handgo as he jogged out of her apartment.

~~~*~*~*~~~

Raven stumbled to her room, she changed and found hercollege hoodie to pull on and her hair was loose around her. She didn’t want tobe alone just yet, she couldn’t stand the thought, and she was terrified to bealone at this minute even as Sylvester wound his way around her ankles.

She gasped when she heard a light buzz on the intercom.

“Jay!?” she pleaded.

“Yeah, ready to lemme in?” he asked her. Raven didn’t haveto wait five minutes before he appeared. He was in sweats and a hoodie, with abag slung over his shoulder, his feet had boots on though.

“I… You…” she started.

“I’m staying one night, I’ll walk you to the coffee shop andthen we go back to our morning routine, deal?” he held out his hand.

She nodded as she tentatively took it.

“Kay,” he smiled a bit.

“Thank you again, you didn’t have to,” she whispered.

“Of course I had to little bird, you’re my morning routine,can’t have someone fuck with that,” he smiled.

“Thank you, again, for… for everything.”

“Uh-huh, bed,” he ordered. She nodded as she walked to herroom.

“You can…”

“I’m taking the couch, see you in the morning, we’ll getcoffee and back to normal,” he promised.

Raven nodded as she slid into her room, she watched as he sethimself on the couch and she felt Sylvester on her bed, prowling towards her ashe claimed his spot behind her back. Raven shivered a bit as she pulled thecovers closer to her shoulders.

She was safe. Jason was here to protect her. She was safe.

~~~*~*~*~~~

Jason waited until he was sure the little bird was asleepbefore he sat up and opened his phone to see the slew of messages from hisbrothers.

Everyone was concerned about the heir to LuciferMorningstar, he was concerned about the little bird. Fuck him, until he’d heardher in that alley he hadn’t thought about what the morning routines meant tohim.

It was just coffee; but every morning it was consistent.

It was this impersonal personal friendship and one he didn’tknow he valued so much until now. He was fucked he was so royally fucked.

Someone so inconsequential to his existence was apparentlyimportant, and that terrified him.

Jason supposed he was just going to have to keep an extraeye out on Raven and make sure she didn’t attract anymore trouble. Come tomorrowher attackers would be dead; he’d see to that, because no doubt those men hadattacked other women. Jason wouldn’t stand for that. And making bodies disappear;well that was easy. It merely took a matter of proper planning and he was goodat planning.

He’d assign Artemis to protecting Raven until he was certainshe was safe.

He didn’t relish the idea of losing her.

Getting up he peeked into the room where his morning routinewas in a fitful sleep, her cat glared dangerously at him and Jason groaned. Hewas so fucked!

#bluboothalassophile #fanfic #one shot #jason todd #raven #jayrae #redrae #raex #crime lord au

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annak47hq · 5 years

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when in london ‘ meryl & anna

Who: Anna Kendrick and Meryl Streep @mezstreep

What: Meryl invited Adam and Anna to the premiere of Mary Poppins Returns, and once arriving in London Meryl meets Dusty while Anna and Meryl start to get ready. The two friends catch up.

Where: London, England

When: Wednesday, December 12th 2018

Trigger Warnings: none

Anna: Anna was excited when Meryl had invited not only her but Adam to London to see the premier of Mary Poppins Returns! which was a film she was quiet eager to watch and see how it turned out. When arriving in London, she knew she had to get ready right away since the primere was that afternoon and to say Anna was exhuasted was an understatement. Downing her coffee, Anna’s and Adam’s room was right across from Meryl’s and the women opened the door, handing Dusty over to her babysitter Cait, kissing the two year olds cheeks. Knocking on Meryl’s door, the women opened it and walked in “Meryl.”

Meryl: Meryl was always a mess when she had to dress up and get a lot of attention from media and fans but she had to do it for love to her work and her co workers who always wanted her around. She skipped the premiere in Los Angeles and Paris but she wouldn’t miss the biggest one in London and it was more special because dear friends like Anna, Adam and more would accompanied her which made her so excited. The day of the premiere she was in her room finishing her makeup in hands of her stylist, her dear friend Roy when she heard the door “i’ll open it” she said excitedly and ran to find her friend’s face “oh my God! Hi!! You brought company!” She said happily “come in girls!”

Anna: She knew how Meryl felt about being in the spotlight, and how she didn’t like going to premieres all that much so the brunette didn’t hesitate when the older women invited her and Adam to come along and be there with her. As Dusty was reaching her arms out for Anna, the actress took the two year old in her arms and held her on her hip. “Hi. How much more time do we have to get ready? Clearly I’m not ready at all.” Walking into Meryl’s room with Dusty, she noticed the toddler was clutching onto Anna. “You look hot.” Anna smiled

Meryl: Meryl put her hands in her mouth dramatically as she watched the scene between Anna and Dusty and she smiled brightly “look at you being a step mom. So good at it” the blonde said closing the door behind her “she is gorgeous! Hi sweetheart” Meryl was always good with kids and she loved them. Lately she had been spending time with Cate’s kids and it was so fun, especially with the three years old, Edith. “Hi sweetie” Meryl talked to Dusty tenderly and then realized that Anna had asked something. She looked at her watch and smiled “50 minutes” she said and rolled her eyes “lies! My original dress never arrived so I had to get his at last minute!. What are you wearing? Do you need Roy for makeup and hair? I only share him with with you” she joked

Anna: Anna laughed nervously and then shook her head “Oh no, Dusty isnt going to be calling me step mom. I don’t know what she’s going to be calling me, but for right now it’s just Anna.” The brunette smiled softly, and then looked at the toddler who was slowly starting to fall asleep in her arms “Right little bug? ” She questioned Dusty, and then kissed her forehead “Can you say hi to Meryl? That’s Meryl. She’s /very/ famous. ” As Dusty turned into Ann’s chest, the brunette handed her over to Cait and the younger women took the toddler out of the room and Anna turned to face Meryl “Wait what, your dress never came?” She snapped her head and then nodded “Yes please if he doesn’t mind because I’m an idiot and didn’t tell my team I was going to this premiere.” Taking a breath, Anna looks down “She’s cute isn’t she? Everyone says Dusty looks like Behati which she does, but I see a lot of Adam but I might be a bit biased”

Meryl: “Yeah, the stepmom name doesn’t fit you at all” Meryl said folding her arms and raising her eyebrow cutely and smiling at the little girl “She is so cute,” She said honestly and touched her chubby cheek “She is lying. I am not very famous” she mimicked and laughed “your dad is more famous” she chuckled and kissed her forehead softly before step back and nodding while Roy approached to greet the younger woman. “Yeah, but that’s fine. I am wearing something more appropriate for this weather” she admitted “Eliee Sab never fails me” she said sitting on one of the chairs and giving Anna the seat in front of the vanity so Roy could stay with her makeup while Meryl put on some pale pink lipstick “I don’t know Behati but I think she has a lot from him too. She is adorable. How was your flight, is she an easy traveler? I was afraid you wouldn’t be able to come at the end” Meryl confessed. “Cate is not coming so I need extra support to deal with this craziness” she said with a smile and put her mirror down

Anna: “Nope, not at all.” Anna laughed a little, and then chewed her lips watching Meryl interact with Dusty. It still surprised her that Meryl actually wanted to talk, let alone be in Anna’s life at all after Into The Woods. “Daddy is a rock star, but Meryl is an Oscar winner. Those are two different types of famous D.” She tried explaining to the two year old, seeing that Dusty’s eyes were closing. As Roy approached Anna, she gave him a hug and sat down in a chair after Cait took Dusty back to their room. “I don’t even know what I’m wearing yet, I just packed a bunch of dresses. I wasn’t going to go all out, since I don’t have my team here.” Anna said, then shrugged her shoulders “Only my agent and publicist. I didn’t think this through.” The brunette laughed but then looked at Meryl “It was good, D slept most of the way but she’s still exhuasted. Behati is a Victoria Secret Model, so it was bound for Dusty to be perfect.” Anna looked at the older women “How are you two doing, by the way? ” She questioned, and then took a sip of the water bottle that was on the table next to her.

Meryl: Meryl laughed and shurgged ¨Thats what they say, Mr Oscar is such a prestigius guy¨Meryl answered and waved at the little girl and the nanny who left the room and Meryl could get all her attention to her friend again while Roy had started to work on the brunette´s hair. Thanks to her presence, Meryl had started to relax and she was not anxious about the red carpet, at least not as much as she was earlier “dont worry about it. Roy can take control of everything” Meryl said with a smile and wink to her friend who had worked with her for 35 years. “I am glad you could make it and I bet she is exhausted and jet lag would be a shitty thing for the kid” she warned her friend “Oh yes, I’ve heard she is a model but i don’t know which of all the models she is” she confessed and giggled “Who?” Meryl asked looking up at Anna “Cate and I?” She said, mentioning Cate’s name made her sigh and made a pause while she looked down, “I miss her so badly, I was hoping we could spend some time together while I am here but some things got in the middle and she is sorry for not being around but I hope it can happen soon…for now Louisa and Mamie are with me so that’s a good thing. My girls need some time with her mother even if they are acting like teenagers, arguing all the time” she said with a smile. “I don’t know if this is a phase for the divorce or because I am dating someone new but they are getting so weird lately, especially Mamie” she confessed and laughed “I am glad they are grown-ups otherwise maybe I would be worried as fuck” she confessed and laughed “you will see them later, Louisa will be excited to see you, you are still her favorite one” she grinned.

&FINISHED

#/*paragraphs*/#/*when in london*/#/*meryl streep*/#{chatzys}

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You’re A Kite, Dancing in A Hurricane. (Biadore) Chapter three.

Hi guys. Hope you enjoy this chapter. It was one that I was pretty excited to write. Here’s a link to chapter one and two.

Roy arrived at the bar where Danny’s sister would be performing at around 8pm, after spending much more time getting ready than he’d care to admit. Once inside he made his way to the bar and ordered himself a light beer. He was driving home so decided to stick to just one. He glanced over to the stage and noticed Danny’s sister instantly, she was the spitting image of him. She looked so beautiful with her red flowing hair and full lips that Roy was convinced if he were straight he’d be into her. Which was probably a terrible thought considering hse must have been at least ten years younger than him. Roy waited at the bar until she had finished her set then watched as she walked towards the bar for a drink.

When Adore made eye contact with Roy her face lit up into a huge smile. The resemblance to Danny was uncanny and it made Roy’s heart race.

“Hi. I’m Roy, one of Danny’s teachers, but I’m guessing you knew that. Can I buy you a drink.” Adore just stared at Roy with a huge grin and brilliant blue eyes.

“Erm. Sir, it’s Danny.” Roy’s heart dropped. God he was so stupid. Of course it was Danny. How could he have not realised. He felt like laughing at how long it took him to realise, but then the reality of the situation, that he was now sat in a bar with one of his underage students, set in.

“Shit. I’m sorry. I should go.” Roy stammered, getting up from his seat. God this was so inappropriate. “Christ. Why did you tell me it was your sister?” Roy was trying not to get angry at Danny but was incredibly stressed.

“Because I just wanted you to see me perform.” Danny said, placing his hand on Roy’s wrist to stop him from leaving. “Roy, I’m sorry.

“Jesus. Don’t call me Roy that makes it worse.” Roy shook his arm away from Danny and turned to leave.

“Wait. Please.” Danny said desperately. Roy turned to look at him. “Look at me and tell me what you see.”

“I see a student, my student, in a bar, with me. This is all kinds of wrong.” Roy was desperate to leave and pretend this had never happened.

“No. I mean right now, who am I?” Danny asked. Roy didn’t have time for these mind games, until he realised what Danny was saying.

“You’re Adore.” He sighed and Danny smiled.

“Exactly. And Adore isn’t your student.” Danny smirked as he made his point.

“It’s still not right Danny.” Roy said, avoiding eye contact.

“Nobody needs to know.” Danny said softly. Roy was torn. Part of him was saying he should leave, admit to the school what had happened and never think about it again. But another part of him wanted to stay. He’d had more fun watching Adore perform than he’d had in a long time. And Danny was right, nobody would know anything was untoward, considering the bar was so far away from their home town and Danny existed there only as Adore. He didn’t know what to do and looked desperately into Danny’s eyes for an answer.

“At least stay and watch Alyssa?” Danny said with a light smile. Roy caved and decided that, despite what his brain was saying, he would stay and watch the next act.

Danny sat with Roy at the bar for around half of Alyssa’s stand up routine, then excused himself to go and de-drag. Roy was almost grateful for the time to himself to clear his head for a moment, but didn’t have time to appreciate it since another woman immediately sat down beside him. This woman was very clearly another drag act, why couldn’t it have been this easy to spot when it was Danny.

“Well I haven’t seen you here before! I’m Miss Bendela Ceme. Dela for short.” The woman rattled off. She was lovely. Roy hated it.

“Roy.” He said, with a nod.

“Not much of a talker I see! That’s okay I can talk enough for the both of us!” Dela continued, completely oblivious to the fact Roy seemed less than amused.

Despite assuming he would hate Dela and all her peppiness, Roy found that within a few minutes he was actually enjoying the conversation with her. Dela seemed to be the sort of person that could make anyone feel as though they had been friends for years. It felt nice to have a genuine laugh with a friend closer to his own age and not the student he had a problematic crush on. He felt comfortable enough with her to let her in on his problem.

“Do you mind if I tell you something? But you have to promise not to be a shady cunt about it.” Roy laughed so that Dela knew he wasn’t actually calling her a cunt.

“Sure.” Dela smiled, taking a sip of her drink.

“So you know that I’m a teacher,” Dela nodded, “But what you don’t know, is that Adore Delano is one of my students.” Roy said hesitantly. He didn’t want to ruin his friendship before it had even started.

“Oh cool.” Dela said, slightly confused as to why Roy would tell him that.

“You dont think that’s weird?” Roy asked.

“Well not really. Danny is a sweet kid. And sure maybe we shouldn’t let someone underage in here but all the girls here know so we look out for him. It really isn’t that weird.” Dela explained. Roy felt slightly relieved that Danny was being looked after.

“But don’t you think it’s wrong that I’m in a bar with my student.” Roy probed. For some reason he was desperate for someone to tell him it was wrong.

“Well it’s not like you’re here with him, you’ve barely spoken to him all night.” Dela was so nonchalant about the whole thing Roy felt unbelievably relieved.

Roy didn’t see Danny much for the rest of the night as he was off talking to his own friends, which Roy didn’t mind much as he was perfectly happy with his own newfound friend. At the end of the night he swapped numbers with Dela and promised that he would see her again soon, although if his crush on Danny persisted then maybe that wouldn’t be a great idea.

—

It was embarrassing how boring the next week of work was for Roy without Danny in his detention. He was nervous when waiting for Danny to arrive in class on Monday as he worried he would have to talk about seeing him at the bar at the weekend. When Danny arrived Roy realised he had nothing to worry about as Danny was his usual self, in a whole world of his own. The rest of the week was passing by so slowly that by midweek he decided to call his friends from home and tell them about the gay bar he’d found.

“Hey girl!” DJ screeched as the call connected. “This had better not be another call about that boychild.” He joked.

“I swear you’re more into him than I am.” Roy laughed. “Where’s Willam?” He asked, noticing the distinct lack of another face.

“Hairdressers. Why, am I not good enough for you?” DJ yelled then laughed.

“Shut up.” Roy said playfully. “I only asked because I was calling to tell you that his plan worked.”

“You got grindr?!”

“No you idiot. I went out to a bar. Even made a friend” Roy said, choosing to omit the part where he’d seen Danny there.

“Wooooo. Get it girl.” DJ said excitedly. He was glad Roy was finding a place in that small town. “When are you seeing him again?” He said suggestively.

“Well he’s in my first period class tomorrow. And on Friday. He doesn’t have any more detentions this week though.”

“Erm.. I meant the new friend.” DJ laughed. “Clearly getting over your crush isn’t going as well as you thought it was.” Roy went bright red with embarrassment.

“And on that note, I’m leaving.” Roy groaned at his mistake. With a promise to call again soon, Roy disconnected the call. He then noticed that he had an unread text from Dela.

‘Hope you’re ready for this Friday night! I have some friends I’d like you to meet! See you there!’ The text read, with an ungodly amount of emojis on the end. Roy decided that he would definitely go back to the bar at the weekend, he needed to develop some kind of a social life. And besides, Danny seemed to have his own group of friends there so they wouldn’t really need to interact beyond politeness.

That Friday night Roy meets Dela in the bar and is introduced to some of her friends Darienne, Courtney and Jocelyn. Roy felt like he was finally starting to fit in, in this odd little town. All the girls were mesmerised by the fact Roy was from New York and listened to his stories in awe. He made a promise to take them all there one day, and with that, Roy had himself three new friends.

He didn’t see Danny much that evening, only glimpses of Adore as she danced around the bar with her friends. Roy thought about how it was nice to see her so carefree and happy, not like Danny at school. Later that night when it was Adore’s turn to perform he thought about how much natural talent Danny was blessed with, and how much he wished she could go on to bigger things outside of this small town bar.

Later that evening, after Roy had said goodnight to his friends and was heading back to his car, Roy saw Danny in the smoking area and decided a little conversation never hurt anyone. Roy walked up to Danny who smiled brightly when he noticed.

“Hey!” Danny said excitedly.

“Hey.” Roy smiled. He was slightly taken back by the radiance of Danny’s smile. He felt butterflies in his stomach, as though he were a 13 year old girl talking to her first crush. This was bad.

“I didn’t even know you were here tonight.”

“Yeah, I’ve been around” Roy laughed awkwardly. “So, you were really great tonight.” As soon as the Roy spoke the compliment Danny blushed, which made Roy happy. He couldn’t help but notice how attractive Danny looked tonight, with the remnants of Adore’s black eyeliner making his eyes pop.

“Thank you.” Danny said humbly.

“I mean it, you’re so talented.” Roy continued. He didn’t know why he was doing this, he just couldn’t resist the smile it created on Danny’s face. “You’re going to go on to big things I know it.” Before Danny could reply he was being called back inside by his friends.

“I’ll talk you later?” Danny asked as he was leaving.

“Sure, chola.” Roy laughed, reviving the old nickname which Danny loved.

–

Three more weeks pass by with Roy and Danny being in an odd situation. Through the week they barely spoke, Roy was Danny’s science teacher and nothing more. They had the occasional hello and light conversation, but that was the extent of it. When Friday night came around, it was like two different people. If you asked Roy, he’d say they were developing a genuine friendship. Roy was managing to keep his crush at bay and interact with Danny in a purely platonic manner. There was occasional times when Danny had had one too many drinks and did questionable things such as the time he greeted Roy by throwing his arms around his neck, but other than that everything was under control.

The night that he was getting ready for his fifth Friday at the bar, Roy started to doubt whether what he was doing was right, when he noticed himself being excited to see Danny. Roy decided that maybe he ought to give tonight a miss and gave Dela a call on facetime. When the call connected he noticed Dela was out of drag, as Ben, something which despite five weeks of friendship, Roy had never seen before.

“Wow you are a pretty boy.” Roy laughed as Ben fluttered his eyelashes.

“What’s up?” Ben asked, holding the phone in one hand and packing up all his drag for tonight in the other.

“I don’t think I’m going to be there tonight.” Roy admitted sadly. Ben stopped what he was doing to give Roy his full attention.

“Why not?! Patrick got engaged last saturday we need to celebrate!” Ben said, then covered his mouth as he had clearly said something he shouldn’t have.

“I’ll text Patrick I swear.” Roy promised. “I just have too much work to do.” Roy lied.

“That’s a lie Roy, you never let work build up I know you. What’s really going on?” Ben said sincerely. Roy decided to tell Ben the truth.

“It’s Danny. I’m so worried about what’s happening with him. I shouldn’t even be friends with a student it’s just wrong.” Ben sighed, he felt bad for his friend as he knew this had been a concern of his in the past.

“Look, the way I see it is that right now you’re not doing anything wrong. You barely even speak to Adore, and it’s never anything more than complimenting her performance.” Maybe Ben was right and Roy was overthinking it. “Maybe if something else did happen between you and Danny it would be a little different, but you don’t have to worry about anything like that yet.”Yet. It was the yet part that Roy was worried about.

“I’m heading off in a few minutes so I’m going to have to go. I really hope I see you there tonight.” After hurried goodbyes the call disconnected and decided he would go to see his friends that night. He vowed to keep contact with Adore to the bare minimum and stick with his friends.

–

The night passed fairy smoothly, with the main focus within his group being Jocelyn’s engagement. He was genuinely happy for her, and not at all bitter about the fact that he was almost in his mid 30’s and genuinely didn’t think he’d ever been in love. Okay maybe he was a little. Roy was enjoying the night with his friends until he noticed Dela looking a little uncomfortable and glancing behind him.

“What’s going on girl?” Roy asked Dela, as she continued to glance between Roy and whatever was so interesting over his shoulder.

“Okay don’t freak out but its Adore.” Roy’s heart sank, he could tell from Dela’s tone that he wouldn’t want to see what was going on behind him. Roy glanced over his shoulder and saw some guy kissing Adores neck. It’s fine, Adore was young, and probably spent all weekend making out with people her own age. Suddenly Roy wasn’t in the mood to party anymore.

“I think I’m just going to go.” Roy sighed, Dela had a look of urgent confusion in her eyes.

“Aren’t you going to say something?” Dela asked. It was now Roy’s turn to be confused.

“Why the fuck would I say something?” Roy snapped.

“Well if you won’t I will, she needs help.” Dela snapped back and started walking towards where Adore was. Roy turned round and saw Adore once more, except this time he realised what was actually happening. Adore was desperately trying to push away a man who was attempting to kiss her neck.

“Shit.” Roy muttered, and sprinted after Dela. When he reached the pair he grabbed the man by the shoulder and pulled him back.

“She said no.” Roy said firmly to the man. The man muttered an array of curses under his breath, spat on the floor next to Adore, and walked away. Roy turned to Dela who had her arm around Adore and mouthed ‘sorry’ before turning to Adore.

“Are you okay?” He asked, placing his hand on her arm.

“Yeah I’m fine. Men are so gross.” Adore laughed, trying to brush off what had just happened. Roy could feel she was shaking.

“Let me drive you home.” Roy said, and Adore nodded her head slightly. He quickly said his goodbyes to Dela and thanked her again for noticing, then walked Adore towards his car, leaving his hand on her back the entire time.

Roy let Adore into her side of the car then walked round to the drivers side. Once in the car he looked over at Adore, he saw that same lost expression he saw when he looked at Danny on the sidewalk all those weeks ago.

“Are you okay?” Roy asked softly.

“Yeah I’m okay. It’s just shit isn’t it.” Roy was so angry that someone had the power to ruin Adores night like this.

“You were great tonight.” Roy said, trying to lighten the mood. Adore didn’t reply, but he smiled brightly which was enough for Roy. Within a few minutes of driving, Adore had fallen asleep. Roy was slightly grateful for the silence, as it meant he didn’t have to attempt to make appropriate conversation. When Roy reached the place where he had dropped Danny off last time, he shut off the car as Danny woke up.

“Is here okay?” Roy asked, checking that Danny didn’t want dropping off closer to his home, since it was late at night.

“No here is fine.” Danny smiled then yawned. Roy thought it was adorable. Roy turned in his seat to say goodbye.

“You didn’t have to drive me home.” Danny said, reminding Roy of their conversation after he fixed Danny’s bag.

“I know.” Roy said, echoing his statement on that day. Danny put his hand on the door handle to leave but then turned back to face Roy.

“Thank you.” He said softly, his voice barely more than a whisper. Before Roy had registered what was happening, Danny had pressed his soft lips onto his own. Roy stayed motionless for what felt like an eternity then almost started to kiss back, before Danny pulled away and got out of the car in one swift motion.

“Shit. Danny wait.” Roy called after him, but the door was already closed and Danny was off into the night.

#please remember your tags!#biadore #adore delano #bianca del rio #rpdr fanfiction #m/m au #high school au #yakdiah #kite #queen au #student/teacher

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kuroandtheguys · 6 years

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QUOTES (as in things i’ve said, not necessarily original things but things ive said.) FROM MUN HIKARY,HER DAD AND CLASSMATES AS RP STARTERS:

"get your fuck boy out of my house"

"Listen here you fuck nugget"

"don't touch me you bafoon"

"leave the soul alone"

"WHERE IS SPACE DAD"

"i got some shoes from my drug dealer, i dont know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day...."

"Sure thing Chew-Brocka"

"the beatings will continue until morale improves."

"looking to protect yourself or deal some damage?"

"The egg-salts?"

"much cheese cake"

"FIGHT ME"

"DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE!"

"baby,princess, dear,dearest. Do me a favorite and get your head out of my ass"

"Whats up gays!"

"Its 1 get the fuck up you lil shit"

"its a porch...not a deck....."

"when one plays the earth game twister one finds out more about the other's than they wanted"

"pain is your reward for being near me."

"oh it's the nasty crime boi"

"follow the yellow-dick road"

"these jokes arent the only thing that suck"

"stupid controls! I said walk to the side not jump off the cliff"

"_GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY GODDESS!"

"Zarkon unhand my space father"

"sadness is merely a part of life."

"BON BON YOU WANT SUM FUC"

"they're gonna play Mario cart"

"that's how friendship dies"

"ID BE THE TINY ANGRY GUY, I CANT REMEMBER HIS NAME"

"Space Dad jokes are out of this world"

"space dad part of a balanced breakfast"

" i wonder whats over here, oh its plot"

"not all wood resists magic damage"

"destroy us all!"

"i could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer."

"i would fuck lance because who wouldn't"

"ITS BECAUSE IM A DEMON ISINT IT? THATS RACIST!"

" IF YOU LOVED ME YOUD KILL THE SPIDERS"

"Fite me!"

"fuck Shiro because, just look at him. Who wouldn’t?"

"I am tumblr senpai"

"Why is he grinding?!"

"They bonded by beating the shit out of eachother."

"ah ah put those grabby hands away." (wow without context that sounds really dirty)

"if I have social anxiety and YOU have social anxiety then who's going to order the food?"

"now if they made space dad shaped mac and cheese i wouldnt mind so much"

"it could be 1 of 2 things metal leg or morning wood"

"i like chicks not dicks"

"why cant you just say vagina?"

"Ok so if you ever need a break from your mech with a watersport kink let me know."

"I love you" "dude thats gay..." "we are litterly having sex"

"watch your mouth you little shit"

"yes daddy dearest"

"COME HERE MY SPACE CHILD"

"Let me hug you space child"

"i must adopt this lost space child"

"soft and warm space dad"

"omg your so extra"

"hgn those claws he could just rip me apart"

"we can go inside"

"i wouldn't want to expose you"

"he's see more of your girlfriend than you have"

"we had a bonding moment i punched you in the face!"

"I ate my school"

"this limp noodle"

"PRAISE MUNWAY"

"You wanna ride my huge dragon"

"and i don't know....somethin' bout friendship..."

"Tid be a pitty if i killed him off"

"you've been shanked" "..with a ruler..."

"did you just giggle your boobs at me?"

"It was an earth shattering shit"

"I am the pumpkin gardian"

"Hold my beer and watch this mother fucker

"Careful nuts make you swell, just ask your sister"

"My dad the crack dealer"

"balls deep in an au"

"Don't fuck on my expensive leather couch you cunts"

"He's a perceptive hoe"

"blubbering balls of teenage awkwardness"

"What can I say except~ FUCK OFF"

"I am the alpha dad"

"thats a kick in the danger clam"

"your gonna get your weiner stuck in the baby gate"

"I'm taking you back to the pound"

"I'm so sorry the princess had his feelings hurt"

“Hey demons, it’s ya boi, Satan. Give me the homie back”

"my name is stan, im satan"

"I Came Here For A Good Time And All I Got Was Porn"

"it went from warm to freezing because snow miser is shitting on us"

"Near death can be fixed with ducktap"

"I don't remember what I did with my pants"

"It smells" "You smell" "Your face smells" "You almost got punched I'm the face"

"Bueno bear"

"MAKE THAT ANGST YOUR BITCH"

“Gently bullied him into submission”

*Holds up fishing pole and bubbles* hookers and blow.

"To hard, to thick. I'd get hair stuck in my teeth" "...don't ever say that in public."

"Even lesbians like babies"

"My dad is like a fun vampire"

You are a steampunk blood warrior with a plan"

"You are a steampunk blood warrior with a flan"

"You've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth lesbian"

"You just made the inquisitior gay" "Yes" 5 minutes later "So what else us on the table" "The inquisitior"

"Did...did you just call the Cat a butt plug?"

"not like that you kinky fuck"

"kinky princess Matthew holt and his fluffy sidekick Mr whiskers."

"DONT MAKE ME KINKSHAME YOU AGAIN" "MAYBE YOU'LL KINKSHAME ME HARD THIS TIME"

"I'm gay and I'm ready to party"

"You founded a country on cocaine and prostitution?"

"You know what looks delicious" "What" "Your tight ass" "Your a hoe, like ben" "_ lemme smash"

"Human Sacrifice is always an option if you aren't a weak little bitch."

"Last time you had an imaginary friend I'm pretty sure it was a demon"

" I don't want to be propositioned by you in private!"

"Don't vore the dogs"

"Surely not everyone was kung-fu fighting" "They were" "..we're they fast as lightning?" "No they were slow, Tai Chi mother fucker"

"There’s a train of thought but it’s been de railed and Billy the kid robbed it."

"Shes just where burgers go to die"

"Im a priest to our lady of sin and this is my seeing eye dragon"

"Hello nightmares my old freind"

"they took some scaly lizard dick"

"I would go to Satan jazz club"

"Gandalf the off white"

"Stop kicking my puppy"

"You sleep darted that man in the dick"

"i didn't hit puberty...i just kinda shook it's hand"

"Tall, dark, warm and edgy. The perfect dad"

"Cerberus thinks he's a lap dog"

"thank god for incredible upper body strength"

"No ship wars. I multi ship like an adult" "Am I an adult I poly ship?" "Yes"

" my flaccid dagger"

"He's running around like a squirrel on crack"

"Could you please acidenly flex somewhere else your distracting me"

"It is the first day of Christmas fucker"

"Don't make me beat ypu with egg nog"

"Why did it suddenly become British?"

"You've been BLUNDERSTRUCK"

"Slav tellaported from another dimension to punch you in the arm"

"Floating kingdom of dabalon"

"I like my nightshade pomegranate flavored"

"dont dab on my boobs"

"The first vampire ran into the sun"

"I need a pocket sendak"

"Four score and 7 years ago our founding pirates"

"Been fueling up on....."

"Life is a highway?"

"the lyrics are coke and whiskey dumb ass"

"all i want for Christmas is the dreamiest daddy."

"HAIL KURO"

"patience yields fucking"

"Gray haired man on a house coming through" "I tottally thought you said gay haired man"

"Oh... mood"

"You wrap presents like a blind t rex"

"i take a look at me enormous-"

"white privilege."

"I swear to all of the gods I'm going to climb you like a fucking vine"

"The pellar, he uh.... loves his goat"

"whispers goat fuckerrrr"

"sleeping with slytherins" "dont you mean sirens?" "same fucking thing"

"No one told you life was gonna be this-" "Gay?"

"I am truly the hobo on top of the polar express" "No your the homo ontop of the polar express" "Can't she be a homo hobo?"

"Kinkshame me harder"

“Kinkshame me harder spicy papa”

"Male griffin returns and is like what the fuck did you do to my wife"

"WITH YOUR SHAG CARPET ID BE GETTING HAIR BALLS"

"Drug cloud please disperse"

"Just cause I'm gay dosent mean the cake needs to be"

"BITCH I OUTRANK YOU"

"Just cause I'm gay dosent mean the cake needs to be"

"Right in the paw patroler"

"Stuffed em up Mr patato head's butt"

"feed me"

"i swear if you start singing-"

"must be blood"

"here she gose again"

"must be fresh"

"i dont wanna hear this"

"FEED ME, FEED ME SEYMORE~"

"Get on the fucking dragon or I will leave you in this tower"

"Vivia le roi" "LONG LIVE THE REVALUATION" "No.... long live the king"

"I'm a senior my vote counts more"

"I am gentle snek"

"The boner wizzard is a girl" "That's a dragon" "Girl dragon"

"my father the actual 5 year old" "thats right 5 times a whole bunch"

"why..... is your icon a crotch buldge?"

"Layers" "Like an oinion" "Yes and their all gonna make you cry"

"You blushing" "I'm pasty and I burn in the sun anytime I go out." "So your burned..?" "Yes fucker"

"You should be careful dancing around with those daggers when I'm throwing fire" "It won't hurt me. It's friendly fire"

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creion · 6 years

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gen z/millennial fma headcanons courtesy of me.

greed:

greed is friends with everyone in this au. everyone. he knows everyone.

no one knows greeds real name. he’s just greed. in this au thomas halbert doesnt have the url greed. greed does. hes not even that greedy and he most definitely blocks everyone who calls him out on it.

he’s mysterious in general. his youtube channel goes between him doing backflips off of things he shouldnt be doing back flips off of to a podcast about [some obscure political thing]? who is he?

greeds probably low key homeless like idk in an au where hes human i can imagine him showing up at one of his friends houses every night with like his one backpack of belongings like “hey im sleeping on ur couch and using ur shower” and no one really questions him because hes charming enough to get away with it yknow

except edward questions him. “ling isnt even here. wyd.” “please. if i dont shower i might die.” “fucking fine I GUESS”

greeds favorite place to go is ed and lings apartment because theyre nice and ling always feeds him and also eds funny and greed appreciates humor

this is just a general greed headcanon but god is he poly :3c i can and will fight about this.

ling:

GAY! TANA! MONGEAU! hes wild and a lot of people hate him even though hes really a giant sweetie. he’s best friends with greed and sometimes ling goes on greeds podcast so they can talk about their exercise regimen

hes dating edward of course. theres not more to this other than theyre dating and they love each other and Would kill for each other. also a lot of people probably dont think they have a deep relationship but im telling you. theyre star crossed lovers. its total romcom bullshit.

ling probably gets paid to go to parties. like thats his job and he makes good money doing it even though he has a masters in psychology. he just. goes to parties. pays off his student loans.

he does a lot of prank videos on youtube. think tgfbro but american and less edgy.

ling probably also models on occasion. like hes pretty enough that he just does it.

he shaves his head at some point or like maybe gets an undercut and no one can look at him for a month because its just weird. lings hair is like his identity.

he gets up to a lot of hijinks with greed. theyre probably a little gay together. edward doesnt care because its 2018 time 2 start normalizing polyamory ok.

ling spends actual money on new clothes for greed but the man always wears the same two outfits and although ling rarely gets angry this gets him a little riled

edward:

his youtube channel is just a mess kind of like greeds except with him its unintentional he just... does what he wants. theres videos of him showing off his physical prowess. like hes small but he WILL kick your fuckin ass. hes probably a black belt and is the physical embodiment of the navy seals rant.

sometimes he does vsauce style videos on youtube and everyone hates when he does it because hes memelord 69 but at the same time hes wicked smart

hes a physicist in this world and im serious it throws anyone who meets him for a loop.

ed gets asked a lot how roy is his dad if hes only 12 years older than him. eds answers are either “he found me and my brother as infants and has mothered us since” or “idk man”

ed accidentally starts a meme. he posts a bunch of pictures of ling either sleeping or passed out and idk the specifics of the meme but he starts a meme and it pains him. he consumes he does not create.

ed likes greed but he doesnt express it. “i dont like you” “[eyeroll] and???? im still eating ur leftovers”

ed actually does kick russel tringham in the head for a skit for one of lings vlogs. ed and russel are best friends even if russel genuinely did try to steal eds identity at some point and may or may not have put ed in debt for a few months

roy:

hes one of ed’s professors much to eds dismay since roy is, technically, his adoptive father.

he probably argues with ed a lot in the middle of lectures (”hey dumbass thats not how it works” “im literally teaching you what you’re majoring in.” “yeah and im telling you that you’re wrong.”)

he’s like 35 in this au and technically a millennial. ed’s 21.

roy has an instagram and its literally just pictures of hughes and elicia and nina and ed and al

roy and hughes are most definitely a foster family and am i pulling this from my own fic yes i am can you stop me no you cant

hughes:

HES FINE. HES ALIVE.

all of the gen z kids in this au think hes awful bc of all the dad jokes and slightly outdated humor. hes not awful. hes perfect. hes doing his best.

he loves all four of his children.

he and gracia are best friends even if their marriage didnt work out for unknown reasons. they along with roy are GOOD PARENTS to elicia. you can pry this from my cold dead hands. canon can suck my chode.

lust:

shes not like greed she doesnt try to be mysterious. shes probably a beauty guru (SolarisCosmetics) and does a lot of tutorials like “Low Commitment Goth Makeup Tutorial”

shes unintentionally mysterious because for her first like 50 videos or so theres no commentary its just subtitles

her first video with commentary is like “i... apologize. i was not intending to be so... mysterious.” and shes actually very sweet and nice and you can fight me on this ok

greed is her adoptive brother and greed makes her bleep out his name and blur her mouth whenever she calls him by his name bc he likes to lurk in the background of her videos because hes an asshole

winry:

shes a mechanic in this au and i mean shes a mechanic in canon but she prob specializes in like. idk. cars. this is a headcanon list im not looking up specifics of mechanics point is she can rebuild an engine in an afternoon and everyone in this au is in love with her

BIG LESBIAN

she probably tries getting ed to go on double dates (him and ling with her and lan fan) but every single time he shoots her down and its to the point shes almost convinced that hes not even dating ling in the first place

greed is probably her biggest client. no one knows how he does it but his car is constantly breaking and winry is the only mechanic in his general vicinity who knows how to do her job worth a shit and also her repair shop has cool music and he probably finds excuses just to chill for the music

“[greed] please. if your fat ass is going to be taking up counter space AT LEAST help clean up” “excuse you my ass is FIRM AND PERKY.”

its probably a joke among ed’s following that winry DOES NOT put up with his shit and when winry gets asked out it shes just like “hes an asshole why the fuck do you think im gonna let him walk around all half cocked like that”

riza:

i like to think shes in the military in this au too. not like military military but maybe air force idk. imagine pilot riza. wow.

shes not on active duty or w/e but you KNOW shes in a foreign country going to college paid for by the government.

everyone in this au is at least bi and riza is no exception. she is dating olivier armstrong. they are in love u can pry this from my cold dead hands you fucking gremlins

edward is probably platonically in love with her. like when he gets to see her (which isnt often) he has to occasionally stop, put a hand on her shoulder, do the ‘boi’ hand (idk how else to describe it) and say, “i love you dont ever change” “thank you, edward.” “[hug]”

envy:

a troll. like you know those troll blogs that are pretending to be otherkin or some really obscure gender w neopronouns (u do u but we all kno theres trolls). envy has one of those blogs.

envy is actually nonbinary irl but theyre very critical of “special snowflakes” (again u do u these headcanons dont necessarily reflect my opinions and as long as u aint hurting no one i support u) and they probably cyberbully ppl

envy is garbage in this fic

“god i hate you” “actually eat my ass, greed”

see greed is the opposite of ed w riza. he looks at envy and occasionally has to say “i fucking hate you”

theyre secrety buds but like... they annoy the shit out of each other. u kno they do.

ENVY STARTS A LOT OF DISCOURSE. THEY PROBABLY START A LOT OF HOMESTUCK DISCOURSE. GOD. here i am in 2018 writing about envy starting fucking homestuck discourse. its probably like davekat discourse too tbh

i know im forgetting alphonse, may/mei (i spell it mei), and lan fan but its like 4:19 am

please send me asks if u have any feedback. or reply to this post. its up to u. i trust u to make the right decision. (there is no reight decision and honestly i need to go to bed)

#fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fma #fmab #edling #edward elric #ling yao #greed the avaricious #lust the lascivious #roy mustang #maes hughes #riza hawkeye #envy the jealous #winry rockbell

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chaseestein-archive-blog · 6 years

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mobile masterlist

LAST UPDATED- 11/25/17

headcanon tag

inspiration tag

playlist tag

writing tag

Marvel

Bucky Barnes

drabbles

hold me close

can i kiss you?

Frank Castle

drabbles

the verge

making out

you don’t need to protect me + come home with me

doing something sweet

forehead kiss

are you wearing my clothes?

kiss me like you mean it

you just spilt coffee all over my pants and now trying to wipe it off in front of all these people

you’re my new neighbor and we’ve never spoken but you saw me shoveling snow all day and i guess it must be pretty obvious how cold i am because you brought me a jacket and hot cocoa

come back to bed kisses

this horrible umbrella won’t extend! oh shit i just hit you in the stomach/crotch! im so sorry!

oneshots

sweet treats

Jean Grey

drabbles

we’re the heads of the two rival gangs with just our guns, tactical knowledge and a hell of a lot of sexual tension

oneshots

sleepover

Logan Howlett

drabbles

it’s been seen fucking years and thats all you have to say?

Peter Maximoff

drabbles

why do i love you?

post break up kiss

Pietro Maximoff

oneshots

pumpkin carving

series

sick day (complete)

part i

part ii

Hank McCoy

drabbles

nervous

forehead kiss

having their hair washed by the other

museum

patching up a wound

pajama day

can we cuddle?

could you please stop saying “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”???? it’s fucking physics

i accidentally spilled hydrochloric acid on you and you had to take your shirt off

is that my shirt?

i tell my friends i come to the cafe you work at because they have the world’s greatest milkshakes but i love the little notes you leave me scrawled on napkins every time you take my order and you smile at me like the sun from across counter tops

pfft, i’m not jealous

I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I…got food

firm kiss

things you said on new years eve

oneshots

clueless

the many sleeping positions of hank mccoy and his wife

not real

series

caught in the act (complete)

part i

part ii (nsfw)

part iii (nsfw)

hiraeth (incomplete)

part i

Ororo Munroe

drabbles

experimenting with body paint

Matt Murdock

drabbles

it’s too early

pain in the ass

are you kidding me?

beautiful sounds

scar kisses

aggressive kiss

stomach kiss

first day

things you said with no space between us

things you said while holding my hand

lets keep this between the two of us

did you think I wouldn’t notice you sneaking out of bed every night?

oneshots

nap time

are you staying?

don’t panic

candles, home and a messy room (nsfw)

the future

ring (nsfw)

series

crimson. (incomplete)

part i

part ii

Steve Rogers

oneshots

an artist’s hand

Alex Summers

drabbles

cuddling in a blanket fort

you’re beautiful, you know that?

giving each other presents

kissing me breaks the promise

is this your first time

take my jacket, it’s cold outside

the way i said i love you + muffled from the other side of the door

did you get my letter?

Alex Summers x Hank McCoy (Polya)

drabbles

holding hands and watching the world end

Scott Summers

drabbles

things you said after we fell in love

basorexia

don’t you dare tell me you love me

Kurt Wagner

drabbles

let’s skip dinner and go straight to dessert

it’s just a cut really

wearing each others clothes

spiderman kiss

oneshots

sleepy homecoming

colorful glass

Warren Worthington III

drabbles

jealousy

one song glory

things you said under the stars and in the grass

just make sure you’ve eaten + how about you make me?

i can’t fall in love with you i don’t want all the pain that comes with it

paintball

a little bit risky

kissing in front of the fireplace

halloween is better// let’s have hallowmas

let’s watch stupid christmas movies and get wasted

shoulder kiss

blush

acquainted

i don’t want you

heated kisses with gasps in between, hands tugging at clothes and exploring skin, bodies pressed close. giving in.

stomach kiss

does that line ever work?

patching a wound

im sorry, babe, im just not in the mood today, could we cuddle instead please

lazy morning kisses

she loves you, and her eyes are closed, and didnt your mother ever tell you not to leave a good thing waiting

Tim Drake

drabbles

watching porn together (nsfw)

tell me how good this feels

who crawls through someones window at 1am for ice cream

Dick Grayson

drabbles

a hoarse whisper “kiss me” and licks their lips and says “please”

the way i said i love you + over and over again

first kiss

i hope you’re happy

calling each other by a pet name

sending steamy selfies

im sick of being the other girl

chest kisses

i waited for you but you never showed

i bought dick shaped popsicles

i think we might have gotten married

touching noses

moving around while kissing

i dont think i can do this anymore

you’re not the one

friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another

running their thumbs over each others lips

Roy Harper

drabbles

unbreakable kiss

Clark Kent

drabbles

someone straddling the other while they’re trying to read and slowly getting them to put the book away

Sara Lance

drabbles

a hoarse whisper “kiss me”

soulmate au

Ray Palmer

drabbles

you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

office romance (drabble series) (part i) (part ii) (part iii)

you’re ridiculously comfortable + but i dont want to get up yet

Jaime Reyes

drabbles

i’d run my hands through your hair forever

you’ll stare god right in the eye and tell him that if loving her is a sin then you want no place in heaven

i remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror

this isn’t who i am

Leonard Snart

drabbles

bridge of nose kiss

Jason Todd

drabbles

im a good girl with high standards from my parents and youre the local criminal under house arrest but i like you au

the way i said i love you + when i am dead

making a sex tape (nsfw)

taking nude photos together (nsfw)

close your eyes and memorize each others faces with your fingers

i never loved you

i thought you didnt want me

things you said when no one else was around

snapping necks and cashing checks is what i do

things you said when you thought i was asleep

wanna dance?

things you said when i was crying

did you really just kiss them?

series

eros (incomplete)

part i

part ii

part iii

Bruce Wayne

drabbles

mamihlapinatapei

the way i said i love you + with no space left between us + as we huddle together, the storm raging outside (nsfw)

the first time talking about the future together

oneshots

lull

damian wayne

oneshots

lull (parent!reader)

Wally West

drabbles

wake up kisses pressed gently to the column of A’s neck or the underside of B’s jaw

merman au

school teacher au

punks can get scared of thunder storms too

i have you shoved against the wall but now i can’t stop looking at your mouth

i’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you saying anything else

morning kisses

Wondertrev

oneshots

more time

Criminal Minds

Luke Alvez

oneshots

arrival.

Spencer Reid

drabbles

i need you to help me reach the top shelf

The Man From Uncle

Illya Kuryakin

drabbles

her gaze is too gentle. you will not be the one to tell her that not everything can be fixed with a smile

Star Trek

Jim Kirk

drabbles

things you said with my lips on your neck

things you said with no space between us

reunion kiss

i have a gigantic crush on you and you called me on the phone while i was masturbating but i picked up anyway

what a pretty blush

oneshots

incipient

six stages of falling in love

Voltron Legendary Defender

Lance McClain

if i die i’m never speaking to you again

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swiftsuburbanlegends · 7 years

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for the character meme: Roy Harper

Why I like them: Because Roy Harper is the literal first adopted child of Olicity. But seriously Roy was a kid with a rough life, he got in trouble a lot. But once he saw that life could be different, and better, he changed. He became a hero.

Why I don’t: Because he won’t come home.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): Season 1 episode 18, Salvation. Because I’m in love with Roy’s speech and how he doesn’t feel like he deseves to be saved. And it literally set him on his path.

Favorite season/movie: Season 3

Favorite line: “You know, if I could do all of this over again, I would do every single one of those things with you.”

Favorite outfit: Roy has like 3 outfits. So I’m gonna go with his red hoodie/ jeans combo.

OTP: Theroy

Brotp: Roy and Felicity

Head Canon: That Roy used to sit at his window when he was a kid and look up at the night sky, and just wish for things to be different. Because any little change would have been better than the hand he was dealt.

Unpopular opinion: I’m not even sure how to answer this.... I think I would prefer Roy over all the new recruits.

A wish: I want him and Thea to fight crime in their matching costumes together.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Never die!!!

5 words to best describe them: what an adorable kind man

My nickname for them: vigilante prince

#arrow #roy harper #COME HOME #geniewithwifi

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chaseestein-archive-blog · 7 years

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mobile masterlist!

LAST UPDATED- 8/25/17 (some of these are from my archive blog)

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Marvel

Bucky Barnes

drabbles

because of lucy

hold me close

can i kiss you?

Frank Castle

drabbles

the verge

making out

you don’t need to protect me + come home with me

doing something sweet

forehead kiss

are you wearing my clothes?

kiss me like you mean it

you just spilt coffee all over my pants and now trying to wipe it off in front of all these people

you’re my new neighbor and we’ve never spoken but you saw me shoveling snow all day and i guess it must be pretty obvious how cold i am because you brought me a jacket and hot cocoa

come back to bed kisses

this horrible umbrella won’t extend! oh shit i just hit you in the stomach/crotch! im so sorry!

oneshots

sweet treats

Jean Grey

drabbles

we’re the heads of the two rival gangs with just our guns, tactical knowledge and a hell of a lot of sexual tension

oneshots

sleepover

Logan Howlett

drabbles

it’s been seen fucking years and thats all you have to say?

Peter Maximoff

drabbles

why do i love you?

post break up kiss

Pietro Maximoff

oneshots

pumpkin carving

series

sick day (complete)

part i

part ii

Hank McCoy

drabbles

nervous

forehead kiss

having their hair washed by the other

museum

patching up a wound

pajama day

can we cuddle?

could you please stop saying “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”???? it’s fucking physics

i accidentally spilled hydrochloric acid on you and you had to take your shirt off

is that my shirt?

pfft, i’m not jealous

I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I…got food

firm kiss

oneshots

clueless

the many sleeping positions of hank mccoy and his wife

not real

series

caught in the act (complete)

part i

part ii (nsfw)

part iii (nsfw)

hiraeth (incomplete)

part i

Ororo Munroe

drabbles

experimenting with body paint

Matt Murdock

drabbles

it’s too early

pain in the ass

are you kidding me?

beautiful sounds

scar kisses

aggressive kiss

stomach kiss

first day

things you said with no space between us

things you said while holding my hand

lets keep this between the two of us

oneshots

nap time

are you staying?

don’t panic

candles, home and a messy room (nsfw)

the future

ring (nsfw)

series

crimson. (incomplete)

part i

Steve Rogers

oneshots

an artist’s hand

Alex Summers

drabbles

cuddling in a blanket fort

you’re beautiful, you know that?

giving each other presents

kissing me breaks the promise

is this your first time

take my jacket, it’s cold outside

the way i said i love you + muffled from the other side of the door

Alex Summers x Hank McCoy (Polya)

drabbles

holding hands and watching the world end

Scott Summers

drabbles

things you said after we fell in love

basorexia

don’t you dare tell me you love me

Kurt Wagner

drabbles

let’s skip dinner and go straight to dessert

it’s just a cut really

wearing each others clothes

spiderman kiss

oneshots

sleepy homecoming

colorful glass

Warren Worthington III

drabbles

jealousy

one song glory

things you said under the stars and in the grass

just make sure you’ve eaten + how about you make me?

i can’t fall in love with you i don’t want all the pain that comes with it

paintball

a little bit risky

kissing in front of the fireplace

halloween is better// let’s have hallowmas

let’s watch stupid christmas movies and get wasted

shoulder kiss

blush

acquainted

i don’t want you

heated kisses with gasps in between, hands tugging at clothes and exploring skin, bodies pressed close. giving in.

stomach kiss

does that line ever work?

patching a wound

im sorry, babe, im just not in the mood today, could we cuddle instead please

lazy morning kisses

Tim Drake

drabbles

watching porn together (nsfw)

tell me how good this feels

who crawls through someones window at 1am for ice cream

Dick Grayson

drabbles

a hoarse whisper “kiss me” and licks their lips and says “please”

the way i said i love you + over and over again

first kiss

i hope you’re happy

calling each other by a pet name

sending steamy selfies

im sick of being the other girl

chest kisses

i waited for you but you never showed

i bought dick shaped popsicles

i think we might have gotten married

touching noses

moving around while kissing

i dont think i can do this anymore

you’re not the one

friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another

running their thumbs over each others lips

Roy Harper

drabbles

unbreakable kiss

Clark Kent

drabbles

someone straddling the other while they’re trying to read and slowly getting them to put the book away

Sara Lance

drabbles

a hoarse whisper “kiss me”

soulmate au

Ray Palmer

drabbles

you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

office romance (drabble series) (part i) (part ii) (part iii)

you’re ridiculously comfortable + but i dont want to get up yet

Jaime Reyes

drabbles

i’d run my hands through your hair forever

you’ll stare god right in the eye and tell him that if loving her is a sin then you want no place in heaven

i remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror

Leonard Snart

drabbles

bridge of nose kiss

Jason Todd

drabbles

im a good girl with high standards from my parents and youre the local criminal under house arrest but i like you au

the way i said i love you + when i am dead

making a sex tape (nsfw)

taking nude photos together (nsfw)

close your eyes and memorize each others faces with your fingers

i never loved you

i thought you didnt want me

things you said when no one else was around

snapping necks and cashing checks is what i do

things you said when you thought i was asleep

wanna dance?

series

eros (incomplete)

part i

part ii

part iii

Bruce Wayne

drabbles

mamihlapinatapei

the way i said i love you + with no space left between us + as we huddle together, the storm raging outside (nsfw)

the first time talking about the future together

oneshots

lull

damian wayne

oneshots

lull (parent!reader)

Wally West

drabbles

wake up kisses pressed gently to the column of A’s neck or the underside of B’s jaw

merman au

school teacher au

punks can get scared of thunder storms too

i have you shoved against the wall but now i can’t stop looking at your mouth

i’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you saying anything else

morning kisses

Wondertrev

oneshots

more time

Criminal Minds

Luke Alvez

oneshots

arrival.

Spencer Reid

drabbles

i need you to help me reach the top shelf

The Man From Uncle

Illya Kuryakin

drabbles

her gaze is too gentle. you will not be the one to tell her that not everything can be fixed with a smile

Star Trek

Jim Kirk

drabbles

things you said with my lips on your neck

things you said with no space between us

reunion kiss

i have a gigantic crush on you and you called me on the phone while i was masturbating but i picked up anyway

oneshots

incipient

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