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kindheartedgummybears · 7 months

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the LH group @ Taylor

CRYINGGG😭😭😭😭😭

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morganbritton132 · 2 months

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Eddie, on a live-stream: Steve is a master at making a situation as awkward as possible and it’s not even an accident. He does it on purpose.

Steve: It’s the easiest way to get someone to leave. Everybody wants to see something embarrassing. No one wants to be a part of it.

Eddie: Yeah, for example. One time I got pulled over for speeding and Steve told the cop - unprompted, I was going to take the ticket - that the reason we were speeding was because I was about to shit my pants.

Eddie: Which, ha ha ha. You’ve used that one before, whatever. We were coming home from the park and the park we went to at the time, hid their trash cans so you could never find them.

Eddie: So he makes things infinitely more mortifying for me by holding up a doggie bag of dog shit and said that I had already had one accident.

Steve: Didn’t get a ticket though, did you? You’re welcome.

Eddie: I’m not thanking you!

Steve: I think I’ve actually perfected getting people to go away. I’m really good at it.

Eddie: Yeah, as evident by your entire childhood.

Steve:

Eddie: I’m so sorry. I don’t know why I said that.

#Steve: *picks up phone*#Eddie: Who are you calling? Don’t call Robin #Steve: I’m calling Joyce and telling her what you said #Eddie is not easily embarrassed so if Steve sees an opportunity he’s taking it #Steve is easily embarrassed and Eddie does embarrass him all the time so it’s actually retribution #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

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notbecauseofvictories · 5 months

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I'm re-reading Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters for book club, and there should really be a truly epic saga about The Friendship Of Gytha and Esme, Young Witches Who Absolutely Shouldn't Get Along But Do, Shockingly (Even If Sometimes There are Minor Natural Disasters Because There Has Been A Row)

#the scene where they get into a snarly fight because the country is poisoning them against each other?#and then the scene where granny is SO pissed off that magrat and nanny have to wrestle her down #and as the trees start to shake and the wind picks up - nanny slaps her.#that is friendship.#I would love to read about how it started.#how esme (thinner than a hat rack and easily offended as a cat; charging after every scrap of knowledge she can find)#met gytha (curvy as a road through the ramtops and biddable - as long as you suggested what she wanted to do anyway)#and they ended up getting along - more than getting along. being....friends?#even when gytha was more mother than maiden and esme was mumblemumble #they were friends.#discworld

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dolls-self-ships · 2 months

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funny messy lazy comic

tag list 💕 @shiny-self-shipping @menshusband @bat-anon @westiefromtheeast @sunflawyer

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remadra · 9 months

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Spiderboy's summer and winter fur. Just a few headcanon things

#my art #webber dst #wendy dst #dont starve together #silk and petals #sketches #wendy weighs a normal amount webber's just a farmboy #she is a little miffed at how easily they pick her up. she has the stature and constitution of her uncle. abby is the alpha twin.#i've been super ill the last couple of days but this came to me in a dream and i staggered to my computer with a cup of cough syrup

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cissa-calls · 7 months

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 607

Agatha: *asleep on the carpet*

Wanda: “Why didn’t she just go to bed?”

Y/N: “She was probably working on a spell and got tired”

Wanda, trying to levitate Agatha with her magic: “Let me just-“ *magic doesn’t spark* “HARKNESS WHY ARE THEIR STILL RUNES CAST IN MY BASEMENT??”

Agatha, fully awake: “Because then you have to carry me in those big strong arms hot stuff!”

Wanda: “And I would drop you. On purpose.”

#dunno why rn I’m just hc Wanda being buff and easily picking up Agatha don then Y/N is like MY TURN and jumps on her back #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #agatha: Darkhold diaries counter #Darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter

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figueroths · 2 months

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the more villainous kipperlilly reveals herself to be the more I support women’s wrongs I cannot change this

#and i would not want to!#i am so on board with the bad kids despising her but my affection only grows #i’m like wow what a girlboss #okay like i will be elated to see her defeated but until then!!#cannot stop thinking abt her and riz in afterschool activities tho like is she normal there?? do people pick up the wretched vibes or what #i need to know if she’s on some joker shit nonstop #like she is actively campaigning in a glorified popularity contest and it’s been acknowledged that she’s off-putting #but how has she been spending the year what has she been working hard at that she thinks comes to kristen so easily #anyway i’m past asking bitch who hurt u and moved onto who are you hurting next ✨💕#kipperlilly copperkettle #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #barely

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nostalgia-tblr · 7 months

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I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

#I CANT STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND #also i get why people wrote wanda/sylvie. they should go on a wholesome chick-flick revenge-quest together. and also they should kiss.#also i am now only *half* joking about thor being in love with mjolnir #it kept doing Christianity Bits which was quite awks.#not sure why it used the bit about building the church on a rock for some metal i mean wasn't jesus making a pun there? about peter?#i think Vision might be Jesus? or else he's Dr Manhattan who's done a first year philosophy course. could go either way on that tbh.#BUT TONY WAS THE BADDY RIGHT? WAS HE? WAS TONY THE BADDY OR NOT????#with the homocidal glitches in what he thinks is his winning personality?#and all the weapons he's made and is in fact still making but now he only sells them to The Good Guys?#except look how easily they fall out with each other and also don't a lot of innocent bystanders die in their overly long action scenes?#also i need to write fic about whether mjolnir does in fact obey some unknown code that can be cracked if you set your mind to it #she does like Robot Jesus so apparently we can rely on her to make the major decisions from now on #the ending's a bit ominous - apparently someone's collecting those TVA paperweights to do... something? Oh no! :O #yeah i watched the MCU in the wrong order shut up this was inevitable and Marvisney should just embrace that at this point #(i know 'Marvisney' will never catch on but that will not stop me using it)#the loki series ending is but the latest installment of “unlimited power with no oversight is fine as long as the Good people have it”#UNLESS TONY WAS ACTUALLY THE BADDY. WHICH AS I MENTIONED I AM NOT AT ALL CLEAR ON.#maybe what i mean is was tony stark the baddy *on purpose*?#i only picked this one to watch next because tumblr gifsets told me thor wears a nice coat in it #which he does! but only for a small fraction of the film :(#journey into the mcu #the avengers (the marvel ones not the other ones)

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laugtherhyena · 2 months

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Holding

#Akira is physically strong-ish. at least stronger than the avarage Dra female character?#perks of having an athlete mother that will drag you out of your room to train #that's why i even made her arms a bit on the thicker side in her sprites #that combined with the fact that Benitsuru is build like a twig means Akira can pick her up pretty easily #then proceed to spin and/or jump up and down while doing so #Beni looks either indifferent or red as a tomato most of the time when this happens #but sometimes she'll laugh about it. a good time :]#akira tomori hatano #benitsuru ando #fankid #oc #fan character #dra #sketch #doodle #hyena scribbles

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sparring-spirals · 10 months

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Went through my kith and kin tag after that last post and once again lying on my floor thinking about. vex snarling at vax about his judgement being swayed by a pretty face-

(another person vax is brave enough to love, even if its dangerous. looking for the good and the kindness and the humanity among the darkness, trying to bring it forward, let vex experience it, even when it can leave him bleeding)-

and vax snarling at vex about her judgement being swayed by her desperation to be accepted-

(another time vex sees a way to secure safety and security and approval, which is safety and security, in a different form. for her, her and vax and trinket and everything she loves, safe in one place, where they can belong, they can stay)-

and. oogh.

Holding these twins in my hands. squishing them like playdough. one of them fights desperately to find the kindness and good and light even when its a fools errand. leaves himself open and hurt for a little bit of light. if it keeps vex safe, happier. one of them counting and calculating and running and cruel because the world demands it. keeps the counter going and going and does the hard things if it keeps vax whole, and okay. one close range and one long.

they'll hurt each other if it keeps the other whole. they'll gladly get hurt if it keeps the other safe. the world is harsh, and they are surviving. what the fuck. theyre such a fucked up pair. they love each other so much.

#critical role #vex'ahlia #twins meta #spar speaks #vax'ildan #every time i set out to write about just one of them it turns into both- not because they arent rich individual characters #but the kith and kin versions of themselves especially are so intentionally wrapped up in each other and the safety and wellbeing #of the other that even actions that are exclusivelt about them- for them- just them- are irrevocably impacted by their long term goals and #the way they have so inextricably tied their lives and their modes of operation around each other and its So Interesting to pick apart!!!#also because if i dive too deep into vex's desperation and her pose as a cage and a shield in one and the cruelty and regret and constant #calculation. or how easily vax bleeds for love- and how easily he loves. i will scream :) even their flaws are so tied to how used they are #to having the other at their back like vax knowing vex will keep that long term vision and vex being brusque and calculating with her charm #bc vax will probably actually like them. its not swt in stone ofc but theres a default there and it makes me. Yell.#anyway if i ever watch c1 ill probably explode. thats all.#the twins #vex meta #vax meta #my meta #ish #ok sleep time!!! :)#kith and kin

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3amclothesmonster · 3 months

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Madam Armitox doodle

#Reminder that this bitch is TWENTY FEET tall #Maddened is only 4'2.#And Maddened can easily pick her up #Super strength mother fucka #Oc: Madam Armitox #demon oc #butterfly oc #ocs #drawing

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fideidefenswhore · 9 days

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reading alison weir's new novel; she's adapted and altered the primary source material she's clearly using in a way that is...um. something?

#i mean it's a novel. and it is not called creative license for nothing #i also know im not the target audience and that #the vast majority of the people reading this book are not like me (insofar as i've #read what's available from the archives/state calendar papers from 1533-36...#probably. front to back altogether; chronologically; about a dozen times or so? taken detailed notes etc )#*so i doubt it's a bugbear for many; if any; other than myself #but i was very easily able to pick out the primary source quotes ; and her intent in #placing; for example; a quote from a chapuys report of 1536 in late 1533 #and switching the identities of certain people (here; norfolk subbed in for shelton ) for certain incidents #so as to bolster certain theories she clearly has about certain people and their loyalties...#i mean again it's a novel but this is what she does in her nonfiction too; she just has had more liberty to do so here #and there is a reason training in history is important to being labeled 'a historian'#you are to develop your theories from the evidence. not vice versa.#(or more specifically...she does literally the opposite of what historians are trained to do. she molds the evidence to fit her theories. )#anyway. review forthcoming...maybe #i'll have to read her author's note once i'm done with this section to see if she admits to any of these specific alterations #evidence first; theory after! otherwise we end up with all these superficial renderings

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daysofauldlangsyne · 2 months

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girlie on my profile picture is my jedi exile. you will witness her

#jedi exile #kotor #kotor 2 #is she not engaging? is she not beautiful?#do you hate morally grey women?#do you hate a story of being left to pick up the pieces and redeeming yourself through hard work?#and seeing the person who wronged you and everybody be forgiven so easily?#karsie haddsant #revan is there too but this isn't about her!!!!

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ssruis · 1 month

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I don’t think emu is a gamer god by any means but I think if you put her in front of any game she’ll either fail her way upwards (somehow panic mashes the buttons her way to success) or find some completely new never found before glitch that destroys that game’s speed running scene

#mine #project sekai #first part is actually canon supported (gaming event bunny hopping making her impossible to shoot)#turning off the funny for my serious position: she’s a quick study with fast reflexes she can pick up games p easily #but rule of funny position is this & emu often operates off rule of funny so it could go either way.

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guiltyidealist · 29 days

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One of my dad's dogs is afraid of men and prefers women (and little kids regardless of gender). I qualify as men for her, but she's gotten better with it over time in general.

They got a new one recently who's very timid and favors men to women. With her, however, I seem to qualify in the "women" category.

I'm fuckimg assigned nonbinary @ collective dog opinion

#shitpost #I present as androgynously as I'm able #my theory is that both dogs are picking up on my mixed gender signals and are erring on the side of caution #so they're treating me with the leeriness they give to the gender they're scared of y'know #kind frustrating - i'd hoped that because I qualified as a man for the one that I would qualify as a man for the other one too #and meeting her would go more smoothly / she'd warm up more easily and quickly than the first one but. LMAO #nope even the dogs said I'm not a man and not a woman 🤷 checkmate transphobic dad

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hearties-circus · 7 months

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? Brother asked me to feed his hamster when he goes on holiday and like. He moved out. Yknow? Like. The only way for me to get to his house is either to walk like 40 minutes since he's too close for a different train station or get driven there and if im being driven then why wouldn't the driver just do it

#gamer txt.#plus my mum is gonna be spending most of her time at his doing up his house #And gonna be picking up the kids on her way back from work so she could easily just pop in and feed it #but sure fine mums busy (yknow. in his house) but even then why not our stepdad? he only works weekends hes literally free all week #i cannot understanf why he asked me im the Least convenient person to do it

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