#petty petty I know
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but it's not just 'I want to feel romantic love and desired and I'm sad that I don't have that' its always 'I'm 20 and I've never even been kissed I guess there's something wrong with me it's never going to happen I'm unlovable' blah blah rip to you but I'm 25 and I'm fine
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FNAF movie William and Springtrap are petty,,
#myart#chloesimagination#five nights at freddy's#comic#william afton#steve raglan#springtrap#spring bonnie#fnaf#fnaf 3#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#William as a character is defined by his egotism#so I just know he’d hate his alt self#they would be so petty at each other
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brother shenanigans 🤌
(based on this post by @darkacua)
#I didn't know I needed petty siblings malleus and silver until now#I adore them and I need more shhshshs#I love the diasomnia family dynamic in general sm#totally didn't blur sebek so much bc I didn't wanna figure out his hair#malleus draconia#twst malleus#silver vanrouge#twst silver#twst#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia#sebek zigvolt#twst sebek#diasomnia#tuxidoodles#doodle#rkgk#shitpost
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end an argument for me
and for the sake of my data add your region/country, reblogs would help for proving my bias wrong
#dolls#barbie#bratz#monster high#i was THE biggest polly pocket kid but i had so many cabbage patch kids#autumn argues that most of our age where bratz kids and shes right but i'm petty and know its monster high#but caelum most 99-04 girls where mlp freaks#yeah and they also all had monster high dolls i don't care about animals if that was the argument id ask what your furry awakening was
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My favorite part about the Debling plot was Penelope and Cressida doing the most over there top cat-fighting in order to win him over, not because they genuinely liked the guy, but because they wanted to escape their families and also lowkey just hate each other.
#the female experience that is… doing things out of spite#also if you ask me the actual love triangle this season is pen/eloise/cressida which I LOVE#toxic yuri let’s go!#don’t know why everyone was so salty abt debling bc me personally#i was enjoying the hell out penelope bulshitting her love of nature just to one-up cressida#and completely ignoring that colin was PINING right beside her#not out of cruelty she’s just that dumb <3#all this time i thought pen was going after debling for petty reasons related to her mother#but turns out she was also going after debling for petty reasons related to cressida LOVE IT#penelope featherington#cressida cowper#lord debling#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton season 3
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I made this AAAAGES ago and forgot to post it and now I'm annoyed by how it's rotting away on my phone so here. Bratty teen Thancred being a menace to Fourchenault (and a bad influence on Urianger lol)
#we never see fourchenault & thancred interact in any meaningful way (outside of Group Interaction) and i like to imaginr#its bc fourchenault Did Not Like thancred when they were kids and has resolved to just ignore him now#and thancred-the little bastard that he is-wouldve 100% messed with him on purpose if he had the chance#bc i just KNOW he pulled stunts like this to annoy fourchenault all the time#fourchenault tells him to eat more orderly and thancred gets more messy on purpose yk. he is wired to be petty against stuffy rich kids#also urianger isnt actually being influenced much he has always been down to break the rules if he wants to#hes taught by louisiox thats like a requirement. him & his group of unconventional little smartypants#only reason he went to thancred specifically for help here is bc 1) he knows thancred knows how to easily get onto the roof and#2) hes like idk 13 here so hes still a tiny baby size. hes too short to reach up lol#anyway thats enough silly kid rambling time to tag#fourchenault leveilleur#thancred waters#urianger augurelt#final fantasy#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ff14#ffxiv#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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You ever think that Crowley isn’t a bookseller and refuses to even act like one because Aziraphale doesn’t like to sell books? He won’t act like a “bookseller”, because Aziraphale doesn’t like selling books. That’s Aziraphale’s safe place and he doesn’t want to somehow mess it up.
“Are you a bookseller?” “Not even at gunpoint.”
Sitting right across from Aziraphale, he says that he wouldn’t sell books even when he was being threatened. Yes, it’s Crowley being over dramatic, but it’s also a reassurance. He doesn’t even let the books burn in 1941. He didn’t have a choice in 2019. Crowley might not run a bookshop, but he’ll keep it safe. Even if keeping it safe just means not letting anyone buy books from a bookshop
#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#yes I know he throws them around#but this is more of a cute headcannon than anything else#also he was being a bit petty because Aziraphale took the Bentley and started messing with it#I also think he may have been fixing what Gabriel was doing but still was petty
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HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!
#chrisrin doodles#grian#mcyt#persona 5#hermitcraft#i should probably come up with a name for this au?#anyways GRIAN!#i didn't have a firm persona in mind for him#but i was thinking about maybe someone like artful dodger?#from oliver twist#ill be frank i know nothing about the novel#i was just looking last night for famous thieves but specifically like#very sterotypical pickpockets/classic thieves#not very gentleman-y at all#he's probably a wind user#super quick on his feet#he does not have a gun he just throws explosives#if youre wondering about his outfit i think it's VERY fitting for grian to have his ideal version of 'rebellion'#be literally like. a petty robber who causes absolute chaos#he still has his shackles on#theyre broken#he just got out of jail#he's going to rob another bank#he's going to be a Fucking Menace#and no one can stop him#his codename i think would change every single time#scar just calls him something new every time they go in#and the rest of the thieves just roll with it
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Could you imagine you find out that your kid is fighting with Deku’s kid when they start school together, and you end up getting a call from the school to go and pick them up.
And you’re already mad because you had to leave work early to pick them up, but they’re fighting with a kid they’ve practically grown up with. Bakugou is Godfather to Deku’s son and everything—
So you text Bakugou about it once you get home, and he texts back that he’s leaving work and coming home. And when he comes through the door you expect him to be the strict parent who is going to sit down with his daughter and teach her a lesson.
“Mum told me you were fighting at school today,” He shakes his head, and you can see the slight fear flash in your daughters eyes, even though she’s trying to keep her brave face, before his lips curl into a smile, “Did you win?”
“Katsuki!” Your eyes widen in shock as you reach out to smack your husbands arm.
#he fucking would as well#it would literally be strict you and Bakugou daddy’s girl Katsuki#soft bakugou#my bf showed me the funniest tweet today of 8 year olds fighting over text and it was SO petty I know it’s how Bakugou’s kid would act
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the dawning of the hour appreciation post
(this has nothing to do with doth, but its in my brain anyways lmao)
I just saw this screenshot of hidden city holding cell and I think it's funny how none of them even think about tilting Draxum in the right direction lmao
Also look at Draxum's little hoove feeties
#donnie looks so petty#You know for a fact that he's uncomfortable sitting like that but hes too busy dying on a hill to care lmao#“I accidentally blew up a towns square so what”#“its not like they can't fix it with their 'MAgIc'”#Raph got racially profiled#Leo just wanted some skin care jfc#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#tmnt 2018#tmnt#rise tmnt
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people will really write rose as a badass girlboss as if her main character trait isn’t hubris. as if her main story arc wasn’t her fucking things over for everyone time and time again by assuming she was better and wiser. oh you think rose is a girlboss? rose who intentionally allowed herself to be corrupted by morally ambiguous terrors because she thought it might give her a slight mental advantage on the game? rose who willingly went along with the manipulation of a groomer because she thought his idea of putting a tumor into the universe was smart? THAT rose? that rose??? why don’t you ask her where the green sun is. since she’s such a competent and intelligent boss bitch
#rose lalonde#homestuck#this isn’t to say she’s not a bad bitch because like. she is. she did let herself get corrupted to kill jack and it was sick as fuck#she looked cool doing it and i would probably let her step on me or whatever#that doesn’t mean she’s smart or knows what she’s doing ever though#rose is a petty and emotional mess#and a silly little freak too#i say this because she is literally my favorite character by the way. this is not haterism#im just tired of the Perfect Smart Alt Girl Trope#have any of you seen beetlejuice#hsmeta#my meta#op
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when he looks like he hasn't had a good night's sleep in at least 10 years and has an unmistakably sorrowful aura about him
#he also has the unbridled pettiness of a rebelious teenager with something to prove. i want him#you know who this is about .#james.txt
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It's 2029, Season 12 of 911 just came out, Buck and Tommy have been happily married for a couple of years, Eddie was the Best Man at their wedding and couldn't be happier for them, but one group of stubborn shippers has a thing to say:
#I know this is petty but I'm tired of seeing posts about how bucktommy is just temporary and Buddie is endgame in the bucktommy tags#you'd think these people are the writers of the show.#bucktommy#911 spoilers#evan buckley#tommy kinard#like it's ok if you think Bucktommy won't last but at least don't tag the ship and also don't act.as if your theory is a given.#it's just a theory
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Happy Boopening!!
#boop#the boopening#get booped#damianya#spy x family#my art#the scrunklies!!#theyd be SO petty with this feature I just know it. trust
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Words Collide
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang fengmian#yu ziyuan#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Almost axed this comic but then I remembered I cut the previous argument between them and I guess they can have this.#and by 'this' I mean their toxic arranged marriage verbal battles.#As I previously mentioned in a comic I have chosen to see them as mlm and wlw in an unfulfilled relationship.#The yearning is for companionship. I think they do care for each other it's just something deeply complicated. And bitter.#I truly feel for JC and WWX in this scene because while it's implied YZY really pushes the limit...it's apparent this isn't new.#And it's so petty! Anyone who lived through a parent pitting you against a sibling can tell you that this stuff messed them up#regardless of what side you were on (the golden one or the fuck up).#It doesn't matter what is said. It matters that it was said at all. That you can't shake the concept once it was spoken.#The Jiang household is so much more miserable the deeper you examine what's going on and how they cope with it.#Knowing that a parent does not like you is just awful. I wish everyone who's been through it all the best. You didn't deserve that.#Next update is back to the jokes! Remember jokes? It jingled merrily...How I miss the sound of those bells...
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I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.
What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.
Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.
Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.
Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.
He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.
He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.
#Mihawk is a man of whims.#crocodile is crushing screaming pulling out his hair.#I know Mihawk’s government expenses half the reason Sengoku retired. he probably can’t even look at wine anymore#he really thought he was about to get a sensible business partner#and wound up with the most unhinged hedonistic petty man in the New World.#fully have you ever seen this man do paperwork in his life?#Crocodile is trying to run a business while his two partners steadily try to run it into the ground with every frivolous expense#atleast Mihawk brings muscle and the occasional good idea when he’s so inclined.#hawkeye mihawk#cross guild is geniunly the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of media#dracule mihawk#sir crocodile#buggy the clown#buggy pirates#cross guild#throwing thoughts to the void#one piece#op
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