*discussing which of the stars we were talking about made up Orion’s belt*

Ori: Wait, if he has a belt… that means he has slacks, guys… think about it.

Cae: Not necessarily…

Mylis: Note to self: Just wear a belt, no slacks.

Ori: That should be fashion! Can you imagine?! Bare legs…

Cae: We’re gonna come back to Biraz and make that the new fashion.

Mylis: Just the belt. And then ONLY ruffled cuffs. No shirt! Just cuffs!

DM: So what I’m hearing is Chippendale’s…

Dís, talking to Bilbo: You see, on their own they can be tolerable, rational even.

Dís: *gesturing at the company in general* Collectively, however, they have the intelligence of a sack of bricks.

Anakin: *getting a random droid bolt pulled out of his ear in the healing halls*

Obi-Wan: …you know, Darwin had a word for this sort of behavior in humans.

Anakin and Bant: ????

Obi-Wan: Yeah. Extinct.

Anakin: :(

Bant: lmaooo

Thorin, to Bilbo: Everyone thinks you're sooooo nice, but I know you're a filthy-mouthed bastard who hates everybody.

Thorin: Honestly, it's hot.

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Ori: I’m cold.

Fili: Here, take my jacket.

Bilbo: I’m cold.

Thorin: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on him] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner.

Bilbo, walking into bag-end: hello, people who do not live here.

bofur: hey

Bombur: hello

Nori: hi

Ori: heya

Thorin: hello

Kili: hey!

Bilbo: I gave you keys for emergencies only!

Fili: we wanted your wine

Ori: You know, you gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Dori: What was that middle part?

Ori: I can make a hat.

I feel like this has already been done, i hope not but i imagine it has.

bilbo: i’m sick of these damn raccoons taking all my money

ori: oh i love animal crossing! what’s your friend code?

bilbo: what’s animal crossing?

AND IT WAS THE FEAST OF THE PASSOVER

He stayed in his walk to watch a typesetter neatly distributing type. Reads it backwards first. Quickly he does it. Must require some practice that. mangiD kcirtaP. Poor papa with his hagadah book, reading backwards with his finger to me. Pessach. Next year in Jerusalem. Dear, O dear! All that long business about that brought us out of the land of Egypt and into the house of bondage alleluia. Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu. No, that’s the other. Then the twelve brothers, Jacob’s sons. And then the lamb and the cat and the dog and the stick and the water and the butcher. And then the angel of death kills the butcher and he kills the ox and the dog kills the cat. Sounds a bit silly till you come to look into it well. Justice it means but it’s everybody eating everyone else. That’s what life is after all. How quickly he does that job. Practice makes perfect. Seems to see with his fingers.

~James Joyce

(Ori Hanan Weisberg)

Ori: Please don’t let me ruin this relationship with this man, because I want those slacks, bro! … W–we’ll find out the consequences of my actions LATER…

Azu: Maybe Mylis can come up with an exchange.

Ori: Yeah! I mean, I ALWAYS talk to my manager before I do business.

Mylis: You want MYLIS to clean up your mess?

Ori: Yes.

Ori: What about us? Do we have a panic room or something?

Dori: Ori, every room you’re in is a panic room.

Thorin, addressing the company: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them into the suggestion box.

Bilbo: But- that's just a trash can

Thorin: It sure is!

Dwalin: Your violent

Ori: Yeah, but I'm short so it's adorable

[ After the Company accidentantly destroys something ]

Fili: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Kili, as Thorin: Kili, what are you doing?

Thorin, appearing from behind Kili: Kili, what are you doing?

Fili: You conjured him!

Gandalf paused and set a few leaves aside. 'There are several pages of the same sort, rather hastily written and much damaged, he said; `but I can make little of them in this light. Now there must be a number of leaves missing, because they begin to be numbered five, the fifth year of the colony, I suppose. Let me see! No, they are too cut and stained; I cannot read them. We might do better in the sunlight. Wait! Here is something: a large bold hand using an Elvish script.'

'That would be Ori's hand,' said Gimli, looking over the wizard's arm. `He could write well and speedily, and often used the Elvish characters.'

`I fear he had ill tidings to record in a fair hand,' said Gandalf. 'The first clear word is sorrow, but the rest of the line is lost, unless it ends in estre. Yes, it must be yestre followed by day being the tenth of novembre Balin lord of Moria fell in Dimrill Dale. He went alone to look in Mirror mere. an orc shot him from behind a stone. we slew the orc, hut many more ... up from east up the Silverlode. The remainder of the page is so blurred that I can hardly make anything out, but I think I can read we have barred the gates, and then can hold them long if, and then perhaps horrible and suffer. Poor Balin! He seems to have kept the title that he took for less than five years. I wonder what happened afterwards; but there is no time to puzzle out the last few pages.

- Gandalf reading the fifth(?) page of the Book of Mazarbul. Tolkien recreated the pages referenced in the book by burning them with his pipe and applying paint. Note that the book was written in both Tengwar and Angerthas Erebor (Dwarven runes). Fellowship of the Ring, The Bridge of Khazad-dûm.