bilbo, after thorin’s death: i have decided to give up on love and put all of that energy into tomatoes

Bard: *lying down and crying*

Thranduil: There, there. Why don’t you take some time off to not be around me while you’re like this?

“Bagginshield lol sticker” by Meleah McKnight

i’m crying

I have never felt so called out in my life. 🤣 😬

Imagine having a perfect morning. Your days are all in order. You have a wonderful routine and a quiet home in a peaceful countryside neighborhood where you're all alone and completely content. Then one day some random person you met a few times as a kid that you vaguely remember comes to your door and he asks about going on a trip across the world. You, someone with extremely insistent relatives who always try to get you to give in to peer pressure, try to politely tell him that you do not want to go on any adventures and then tell him you're busy, thinking that's the end of it.

Then that night you find out as you go to have your dinner that the weird guy you know vaguely from your childhood has come back and thrown a rave at your house with people you've never met before.

That's the beginning of The Hobbit.

I hope this reaches those of us that have Kíli profile pictures, cause same.

bilbo: i have the highest standards

thorin: what’s the spanish word for “tortilla”?

bilbo, ripping his clothes off: you absolute dumbass

Fili: who got the temperature of an alligator? Like what do they do?

Thorin: why are you asking?

Kili, hiding the thermometer: nothing! no reason!!

@prudencegoodewitch on instagram

Literally would watch this on repeat.

Like daily. Hourly. EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY.