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friendzoned61 · 2 months
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Hey guys my 30 volumetric foot submersible is filling w/ blood and somethings thumping on the outside and I have like 10% oxygen left what do I do
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brennan-lee-mother · 3 months
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I know it’s largely comedic right now, but “everyone who comes near you suffers a terrible fate” is such a hard hitting, devastating trope and my mind is already going crazy imagining all the potential angst
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ethunreal · 2 years
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excuse me sir. hot dilf alert 🫠
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crybaby-bkg · 1 year
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a slight continuation of this
no caller ID pops on your screen, pulling your attention away from your previous task at hand: not fucking up your eyeliner. you typically wouldn’t care if it was a little uneven, but you’re going on a date tonight, for the first time in so long, and you want everything to go as smoothly as possible.
which is why you groan when you end the call, and that same no caller ID pops right back up seconds later. you know who it is—who else would it be? you figured he’s already seen your story of being excited for going on your first date in a while, on the only app you hadn’t blocked him on. petty? perhaps, but it’s on him to be keeping up with you despite you cursing him out for wasting your time and then blocking him right after.
you watch it ring though, contemplating for a while longer than you should. you blocked him for a reason. no need to entertain his same shit that he always spews to you when he realizes that he might be losing you once more?
….but it doesn’t hurt to hear the hero beg for you.
“What do you want, Bakugou?” You sigh irritably as you finally answer his call, putting him on speaker as you go back to even out your eyeliner. You hear him huff on the other side of the phone at the use of his surname, but he doesn’t say anything about it, instead, quickly telling you what he’s been bothering you for.
“Who’s the fuckin’ loser that’s gonna drool over how good your tits look in that stupid green dress you love so much?” Bakugou grunts, and you instantly feel your face heating at his crude words. You glance over with a frown at that same green dress that makes your tits look good, where it hangs on your closet.
“None of your damn business, Bakugou.” You snap at him, wondering if it’s too late to find something else to wear. “Not like you ever took me out in my stupid green dress.” Your voice holds a level of bitterness that only he can bring out of you, and you hear his sigh through the speakers.
“I told you this before, I’m always—”
“Busy.” You cut him off, voice suddenly thick as you think back on the countless rejections he’s splattered at your feet every time you tried to further your relationship with him. “You reminded me of how busy you’ve been since you first started this whole situationship.”
“Situation—? Huh? We were dating!” Bakugou protests with a huff, and you can hear how he paces the floor quickly. You glare at your phone, setting down your liner to instead pick of your (his) favorite lipgloss.
“You’d have to ask me out to be dating, Bakugou. You’d have to court me to be dating, Bakugou. You’d have to make time for me and take me out on dates and not hide me to fucking date me, Bakugou.” You spit at him, venom dripping off of your lips in waves. You don’t know why you answered, why you even entertained him. You shake your head with a huff when the line goes quiet, eyebrows quirking up when your date sends you a text to make sure you’re still on for tonight.
“I’m sorry.” Bakugou mutters pathetically, his voice suddenly soft. You hesitate, for some reason, when it comes to texting your date back. Why do you always hesitate when Bakugou is around?
“Let me make it up to you, court you, and shit. I can take you to one of my favorite places, you can wear that pretty green dress and that gloss you know I love.” His voice is pleading, thickening and sweet and suffocating. You shouldn’t respond, should reply back a yes to your date.
“Please? You know how much you mean to me.” Bakugou mumbles, and you can hear the earnestness in his voice. Why haven’t you said yes to your date yet?
“I’ll do better this time. Just one more chance, sweetheart.” Bakugou’s voice is so soft, you’ve never heard him this vulnerable before. You sigh with a shake of your head, slumping back into your seat in defeat.
Sorry, I can’t make it tonight. Something came up. Maybe we can reschedule for another time?
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dolcepuccino · 8 months
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oh no, my pinterest ships them too
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venompinks · 1 year
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LISA ✴︎ HARPER’S BAZAAR KOREA
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97luvs · 1 year
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upside down, inside out, one leg up, two legs up, in public, on the grass, in a car, on a table, against a wall!!!! NO BREAKS!!!!!
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accidentallyaverage · 9 months
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i was just thinking about a possible ninjago au where all the ninja meet in college and slowly get to know each other and become really close friends and they all have their elemental powers but they have to keep it a secret and they don’t know that the others also have elemental powers so they all just go about thinking they’re the only ones with these powers and they all eventually have this moment where they use their powers and look at each other like “oh you’re like me” and they move in together after college and they all live together and lots of chaos and fluff and some angst regarding stuff like trauma and stuff and kai and nya still lose their parents for half their life, lloyd’s parents both neglect him, jay’s adopted, cole’s mother still died and his father wasn’t very good to him, zane used to have a mom as well but she also died and now i kinda want to write a fic about it
i’m so normal about this.
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 24 days
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Seeing people reacting to tsc and them getting shock over things I thought was obvious and I was getting annoyed until I realised maybe not everyone reread aftg like a million times and have read most of the analytical posts and yeah maybe I am the problem instead
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fairyofshampgyu · 8 months
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TAKE ME BEOMGYU WHAT THE FUCK I VOLUNTEER PLEASE ??!! LETS GO ON A VINYL STORE DATE ☹️‼️💗💗🤞
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Also his adams apple wtf he looks so good crying why’s he so cute fine his hair looks so floofy
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snap-my-kneecaps · 6 months
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I don’t think I’ll ever be the same after seeing tash as monty in operation mincemeat
Her voice is a life changing experience
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snzluv3r · 3 months
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fell asleep at 5 am after literal hours of desperate, uncontrollable sneezing fits and woke up this morning with a twitchy, allergic nose…
it’s already a sneezy day and i haven’t even gotten out of bed…lord help us all
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missingn000 · 3 months
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cyarskj52 · 3 months
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dulcesiabits · 1 year
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So I’ve made several theories and analysis on Mhin before, but I don’t think I’ve ever talked in-depth about their monster form (or at least, the shadow we see of it). Several things immediately stick out to me: the monster is crying, and it looks like it’s being pierced, or parts of its bones are sticking out. There’s a piece that looks like a spinal chord, and the bird’s talons/feet look vaguely human-like. Interestingly, part of the beak is outlined in white as well (a stylistic choice? Or possible symbolism?) We also know that they have unnatural strength, which most likely comes their monstrous form.
What I take away from this is that it’s possible Mhin’s transformation contorts their human body, that it must be physically painful or uncomfortable for them, and they don’t have much control over it. Maybe they become indiscriminately violent in that form? Or it’s physically grotesque? Either way, it’s clear their monster form is a point of agony for them.
A lot of my theories revolve around the idea that Mhin has been cursed since birth, or that it’s a generational curse. However, it’s possible that the curse is a more recent one, birthed from an experiment gone wrong (were they experimenting on themself or was someone else experimenting on them?), and they didn’t originally live with it. Maybe they were an alchemist or knew an alchemist, and they both studied soulless or monster anatomy. They are a recent arrival to Eridia, which hints that perhaps they didn’t need to seek a cure until now.
Still, it’s hard to grasp concrete answers when Mhin is so reserved and secretive about who they are.
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weirdo09 · 3 months
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no no no because lunella, margo, miles and hobie like !!!!! they’re her role models, they claim her as the honorary member of their squad. they’re literally menaces when they’re together like i’m crying bcuz they’re just so !!!!!!
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