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carli-meows · 7 months

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im happy there's people passionate about games from my childhood that no one talks about, or at least are now getting talked about again nowadays

there's kids finding out about phantom crash, jet set radio/ future, marc echo's getting up, max payne, enter the matrix, blinx the time sweeper, toontown, voodoo vince, gta 2, mario and luigi superstar saga, kirby superstar ultra, scarface the world is yours, and pac man world 2

these are just the games i can recall off the top of my head but no one else will ever feel them exactly like a kid with the longest summer vacation ever

and it's cool that i think i have enough time in this life to collect and play them all again one last time or at least make a song or a drawing inspired by these great fuckin games

#jet set radio #jet set radio future #max payne #enter the matrix #toontown #marc echo's getting up #blinx the time sweeper #voodoo vince #gta 2 #mario and luigi superstar saga #kirby superstar ultra #phantom crash #scarface the world is yours #pacman world 2 #ramblings #old woman ramblings #old man ramblings

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soft-cryptids · 1 year

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“Nice.”

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melit0n · 5 months

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Some cryptid photos of Vessel (+ ii) that I've collected over the past week. The fact that almost all of them look like they came out of trail cam footage is absolutely sending me

#add a grainy overlay and the date and time text from an old camcorder and I think I could convince someone it *is* trail cam footage #the fact that this odd pose where he's got his arms out with his fingers spread is a common part of his dance routine makes me giggle a lot #like you go you funky music man #there are so many photos of ii out there where he legitimately just looks like he's either edited into the photo or ->#an actual creature of the night as well #this is just my favourite because he looks so insanely out of place #if anybody has an editions feel free to add! I'd love to get a good giggle out of some more crypid photos #sleep token #st #vessel #vessel sleep token #ii sleep token #mel's rambles #cryptid token #1k

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andillwriteyouatragedy · 2 years

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judas used tongue

#that's it #that's all #judas #jesus #whatever #god there are tags #jesus christ #jesus x judas #judas x jesus #of course there are tags #personal ramblings #classic #boys kissing #.......#queer #i tag things like an old man #judas used tongue

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ventique18 · 1 month

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Streamer 🌸 who's decently popular because they give practical, low-cost cooking lessons while being cute.

🌸: "Today we're going to make a healthy dinner using common leftovers!"

Anonymous4791638 superchatted $1000: "You are simply breathtaking, my darling. May I come over to your place tonight? I wish to give you a blessing of love."

...

You've been kicked out of U-chan's livestream.

🐉: "What has happened? How do I view their 'profile' again..? Let's see..."

You've been blocked by U-chan.

🐉: "..."

He was blocked and reported for being a creep. When he confronts 🌸 about it, they apologize and unblock him, but not without a stern warning.

🌸: "Why are you going around randomly giving $1000, sending thirst comments--"

🐉: "What is a thirst comment?"

🌸: "Unwanted compliments."

🐉, shocked: "You do not appreciate my compliments?"

🌸: "I didn't know it was you. Your account name is literally Anonymous4791638. How would you feel if a complete stranger threatened that they'd barge into your house at night and 'give you blessings of love'?"

🐉, scoffing: "I'd like to see them try to get past my lightning arrows first."

🌸: "Well I can't do that for myself. See?"

🐉: "... I'm sorry."

🌸: "Just don't scare people like that again... And, well. Don't you throw cash at me like that next time. Just come over anytime. We could even stream cooking lessons together~"

🐉: "I would appreciate that."

He stays over for a bit more as 🌸 helps him change his name to MDGargoyleEnthusiast instead.

#words can have completely different meanings depending on context #and mal's a frequent victim of that lmao #clueless old man #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia #malleus x reader

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nemoys · 9 months

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neuvillette having the rain betray his straight laced expression is so special to me, the fact it rains often during trial, god. neuvillette witnessing the most horrific of cases flash before him on a day to day basis whilst maintaining his composure, only for the pouring rain to represent how he truly feels, for humanity.

he's such an emotional character who wishes for the best of those around him, despite not knowing what that idea of the 'best' might exactly be. he doesn't understand humanity but he cherishes, and grieves for them all the same.

#neuvillette #genshin #genshin impact #rambles #i love this old man so much #he's just soooooo

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anna-scribbles · 8 months

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(12 year old me voice) hey does anybody wanna talk about percy jackson

#<—lie #(it’s my 22 year old voice)#12 year old me voice hey i can’t be friends with you unless you read percy jackson.#no yeah i’m being for real. go buy the books and read them. if you don’t read percy jackson what will there be to talk about #anna rambles #pjo #listen i’ve always been a recruiter. i have always been a one man pr team

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timeisacephalopod · 4 months

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If American politics wants to be the funniest 2 weeks to a month before the election both Donald Trump and Joe biden would die of natural causes

#winters ramblings #theyre both old as shit especially biden that man is hanging on by his millionth dollar #and trump runs on spite but like if they BOTH died just normally because theyre old itd be WILD and id still feel bad for Americans #like damn yall your politics is nuts #aye yo terfs dont fucking reblog this i want YOU dead of natural causes too

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ambrosykim · 8 months

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the least toxic relationship in bg3 is between the mindflayer and hobgoblin from the underdark

#old man yaoi ftw !!!#i want what they have😔💔#bg3 #nett rambles #nett plays bg3 #bg3 omeluum #bg3 blurg

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oobbbear · 2 months

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I subconsciously bite my hand n’ arm

#bearz rambling tag #I just snapped out of one #I dont know why #but it happens #if you ever see me irl #my arm and hand is covered by bite marks #and they’re all by me #I dont know man i really don’t know #the first time I realized I do this was in middle school #only because someone pointed it out #it gets worse when I’m nervous #also hey I brought my old sona back #because I needed a character that has more than a stick arm

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red-might-be-dead · 1 month

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how i think different riptide characters would ask for help

chip

girl help

jay

girl help

gillion

girl you must help

gryffon

girl *growls* help *growls*

queen

la la girl help la

ollie

girl help :33

drey

hello vixen soap lesbianchipbastard

arlin

girl help

finn

girl help

pretzel

blblb :333 plb :33 llbpbl :3333 :33

goobleck

girl help

old man earl

fuck you girl i can help myself *gets stabbed real bad* aghhaauuughh girlll….. girl helppp….. aauuuuaaughhhooohhh

#red rambles relentlessly #guys sorry #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #I CANT BE BOTHERED TO ADD ANYMORE CHARACTERS IM SORRYYY #chip jrwi #jay ferin #gillion tidestrider #jrwi gryffon #queen jrwi #ollie jrwi #drey ferin #arlin james #finn tidestrider #pretzel jrwi #jrwi goobleck #old man earl

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theangrycomet · 7 months

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I like to think these two are work friends that research at the same university who have absolutely 0 clue that they live on the opposite ends of the Science Dad moral spectrum.

Utonium isn’t one to judge a book by a cover and is oblivious on the best of days while Venomous just does NOT bother to do research on any of the heroes so has 0 clue that Utonium has anything to do the the Powerpuffs despite them both talking incessantly about their daughters for years.

They both just sort of assumed the other was on their side of the hero/villain spectrum.

#‘’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE A SUPERVILLAIN?”#‘’what do you mean you’re NOT?!”#Meanwhile Fink is actively biting everyone and everything until she gets her game back #Professor Utonium #Professor Venomous #Powerpuff Girls #PPG #OK KO #OKKO #OK KO Let’s be Heroes #I just think it’s be funny as hell #Man this is old- I seriously need to clear out my drafts folder #AngryComet Rambles

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jamesroach · 2 months

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whatre your thoughts on younger fandom mem8ers (like those who are under 18) and how they interact with homestuck just as a whole? im a 8it curious ::::)

i was the youngest of all my (5) siblings, but like with any big family there are like.. age group generations. my siblings were all much older than me so despite being the youngest, in my "generation" i was one of the oldest of all the cousins. This will make sense to some, probably especially if you are hispanic.

So I've always kind of been around younger people. This is what pushed me to want to be a music teacher. Taking the guidance and lessons I got from my older siblings/cousins/uncles/aunts/etc and giving it to a new generation.

Now that i'm middle aged and my bright young idealist teaching days are far behind me, i find myself again in a position where i am surrounded by younger people. While I have little interest in interacting with children on a personal level I do think that its important to understand that they're just kids. You have to treat them with what my teachers called compassionate regard.

What this means is remembering that sometimes they will mess up, or sometimes have sort of stupid ideas, or they'll say weird and often kind of mean things and not just think about it. They're just kids. When you're a kid you test your boundaries and figure out who you're trying to be. To quote homestuck itself:

As an adult, it is your job to know better and try to be kind even if they are being sort of a little weirdo. Whether they know it or not, kids are seeing how you react or engage. If you're setting a bad example by being a shithead how can you expect them to be any better?

What I do, is I try and establish clear boundaries. "please don't do that." etc. If a young person says something especially rude or weird to me, tell them clearly not to do that. It doesn't have to be a whole ordeal. You don't have to make fun of them or shit on them. If its something that needs course correcting you can just privately say "hey don't do that."

thats all a little heavy handed too though. not every moment is a LEARNABLE LESSON or w/e. i think you have to balance that sort of thing with just rolling with it. sometimes some little bastard dunks on you because you're a boomer online and you just gotta go like, damn you fucking got me. sometimes you gotta riff on the bit. sometimes a kid will have a really stupid take online and your first reaction cant be "i gotta own this idiot" they're like 15 man let it go. you beefing with someone who has to ask permission to go to the bathroom its not that deep.

anyway this got really long, and i dont even know if i answered your question. forgive me i am old.

#every time i make one of these posts its like oh old man roach rambling again

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mih4nn · 20 days

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i've been playing fallout nv and silly cannibal vault escapee radioactive luffy and concerned traveling caravan doctor law who found him crocodile owner of a casino in the strip- he's a loan shark and whoever can't pay him back he sells to doffy (who then sells to the legion)

(madman rambling) luffy going outside of the fucked up vault to look for ace and sabo who were kicked out after rioting against the overseer

#fallout new vegas #one piece fanart #au #one piece #i dunno how to tag this LMAO #crazy ramblings from an old man im the old man #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #one piece sabo #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar law #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo

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osiris-iii-bc · 3 months

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Copia,

Who comes into the bedroom with his pajama pants pulled up over his belly.

Copia,

Who lies down on the bed, exhaling the longest "eeehhhhhh" and once he's settled, sighs a tired "Here we go."

Copia,

Who lies supporting his shoulders on two pillows, pulls the blanket up to his chest, grabs a book or his phone, wears his reading glasses, and starts reading, lowering his head until he forms the cutest double chin.

#ghost band #papa emeritus iv #copia #He squishable #Squish that Papa #Retired Copia #He an old man #Let him be old #Eehhhh oppalà #Give me this please #OsirisBC-ramblings

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inkclover · 2 years

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For how can one say no to a god? A little extra under the cut :3

What if, long ago...they were just kids once? And and what if maybe....they used to play together?

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