#ohhhh my god I wont him so bad
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I think Deku has a bit of a mean streak, actually. he’s no Bakugou—that’s for sure—but he’s not this innocent, sweet angel baby that the media has painted him out to be. but you only catch it when you least expect it, when you’re pushing his nerves, when the stakes to everything around him are high, when he’s tired of endless sleepless nights and just—snaps.
“Oh?” you go, grin unfurling like some grinch, chin resting on your hands as you leer at him from across his expansive desk. “You’re mean.” your words are teasing, a snarl that curls your mouth up. Deku stutters, eyes going wide, jaw snapping shut in surprise as he tries to think back on how rude he just sounded.
“No, I’m not—I mean, you wouldn’t stop and I just—there’s a lot on my plate right now—and you just—you keep on—I’m not—I’m not mean.” He’s sputtering, hands all over the place, the glasses perched on the bridge of his nose falling even lower with how he jabbers on and on. it’s endearing really, to see how he tries to upkeep his image of being so kind and understanding, even though his nostrils just flared at you. and his eyebrows turned down and he gritted at you, his hands were balled into fists, his words were so nasty, so ugly, so unbecoming for Deku.
you liked it. loved it even—vowed to get him like this every single fucking second that you could.
you pick and poke at him whenever you see him, teasing him and pulling at him. pushing him around even though the hero is so much stronger than you, so much bigger. and he lets you, tries to defend himself but—that’s not what you want. you want the ugliness, the snark, the mean.
he snaps, eventually, when you least expect it. grabs you up in black whip when you go to push him against the wall for the third time in only a minute, his eyes suddenly dark, the aura of the room suddenly charged.
“That’s what I was looking for.” you whisper to him, the grin spreading your face quickly dissipating in only seconds when you become the prey. when you become the one pushed up against the wall with teeth at your neck, a hand in your underwear, bullying your hole with too thick fingers.
“Why do you want me to act like this? Be so mean to you, huh?” he sounds so frustrated with himself, with you, growling and nipping and licking when you don’t answer quick enough. but your breath is caught in your lungs because finally—finally, did you get what you wanted. it just took a little bit of pushing, you suppose.
#omg I wrote this idea down last night and couldn’t even type it up#bc I took some sleep meds and it put me out SO FUCKING QUICK????#usually I don’t lay down until like an hour and a half or two#but it was literally like 40 mins and I was DONE!!!!#but I finally wrote it :D#there’s also been so much talk of him on the dash and i am. very much so liking this#I miss him bc I don’t think about him enough#but I also think he can be. so mean. like NASTY mean when his limits are pushed enough#ohhhh my god I wont him so bad#okay gn I took more meds bc my pelvis has been in so much pain????#just the right side too??? omg AM I DYING GELP#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#deku treats! 🍬
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Ok but like ik you've been talking about werewolves and abo recently but like I need to say this somewhere.
I think yandere and abo is such a underappreciated combo. Especially when most of it that is made(or at least that I've seen) is the classic yandere alpha x omega. Which isnt bad but I feel like there could be so much more.
Where is the yandere omega x alpha who threatens to ruin the alpha's life with false accusations of the alpha forcing themselves on the omega? Or how about yandere omega who doesnt even hide their tendencies because ofc an omega would never behave like that! Then there is the idea that people actively encourage the behavior because(depending on how you write it) omegas are so rare, you dont want them to disappear entirely right?
Tbh my favorite idea is the omega trying to manipulate the alpha with their heat/rut. Like the omega just 'accidentally' getting their heat near the alpha. Or going over to the alpha's house while they're having their rut because they forgot something or someone said the alpha was 'sick' and they wanted to check on them. Maybe the omega even takes something to induce a heat before going over...
Then you have yandere omega who adores a beta. The omega being super clingy and possessive because they have no way to claim, or be claimed. Or using the fact the beta doesn't understand typical social norms with omegas being used against them, so the omega is doing shit that would happen between mates but the beta is none the wiser.
One could also do yandere alpha who has a thing for a beta. The alpha threatening anyone who even tries to get with the beta who's none the wiser. Same with the omega in the fact it really drives them up the wall they have no way to mark you. And oh imagine the alpha practically begging the poor beta over the phone and guilt tripping them into coming over during their rut.
These ideas have been in my head so long and the only reason I even feel the need to say it is because I've been having a certain idea in mind for a Mr. O'hara that wont leave me alone.
You know this actually puts my mind in a little time machine where I once had an idea for like, an afab Reader x Izuku quirkless AU where you're in the same university and you're an athlete (my preference is soccer player) and you eventually notice there's a young man who's a little shorter than you are who seems to always watch your practices and every game, just looking so wide-eyed and impressed as he always seems to look only at you, and it becomes this weird like, you're actually bigger and stronger than him but the little worm starts approaching you and being, uh, unintentionally creepy. He'll want your autograph, say what a big fan he is, how cool you are, shit he'll just greet you with a hug when he knows you don't like him and he doesn't even react when you shove him away. He's just a really clingy fucking uwu bottom and you're kind of wary about him because even though he's smaller than you, there's some suspicious strength in those hugs
Izuku absolutely strikes me as the type, "ohhhh noOooOoo, Reader, what's wrong? Are you in a rut? O-oh no, whatever shall we dooooo" *comes as close to you and touches you as much as he possibly can, deliberately trying to rile you up until youre riding his dick or getting HIM pregnant, also, babytrapping izuku, obviously*
But oh my fucking god my dude don't get me started thinking on ABO shit with Miguel 💦 literally laying in my bed right now thinking about how he's literally taller than my bed is long and really just letting it sink in what an absolute tank that man is. He's the kind of man that can fuck you standing full-Nelson style just holding you up in his arms. There is absolutely no chance in hell you can physically overpower him unless he's like, drunk or drugged or something. And of course now I'm thinking of Miguel hitting the margaritas a little too hard and you snap awake in bed to find your boss who you've never slept with before climbing on top of you, maybe he doesn't even fuck you, he's just so drunk he started thinking about how nice it would be to fall asleep cuddling you and inhaling your scent and you're just caged by this unmoving wall of a man with an iron grip who covers your face in sloppy kisses until he passes out
I feel like I've seen a few posts around where people talk about Spiderpeople having mating seasons or heats or whatever and, really you can just have that as abo, either or. You're just this poor unassuming Beta who thinks you're nothing special until one day you're bringing him a coffee his assistant told you to bring him and, suddenly a man overcome with animalistic need is pinning you against the nearest surface and claiming your mouth with his own. I hate what a basic bitch I am with A x O being my preference but hey, there's a time, place, character, and concept for everything right ;) goddddd Alpha Miguel would fill an Omega partner with so many pups, mf fucks you once and suddenly you're knocked up with triplets.
Was literally starting a new draft for a brand new idea when you sent this and, I think im gonna not post about it yet bc, I kinda just wanna see how much I can write if I just slam through it. Sometimes the inspiration just HITS you know? But nah dude I'm definitely guilty over lowkey obsessing about this man like deadass checking his r34 tag every other day, I am down something horrendous, I want this man in a way that is concerning to feminism, like this is gonna be me going to the theaters this Saturday
#yandere miguel o'hara#yandere x reader#yandere spiderverse#honestly i have a feeling i dont even show up in the tags lmao#sinprompts#yandere stuff
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it would be funny if when stan is bandaging up kyle he uses a bunch of like hello kitty and care bears bandaids just cause hes still mad and knows kyle wont like itjhsjsjs
STTTOOOPPP!!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!
no that's So Real because i feel like raven just waves a tan stan-hand at injured!kyle all like "wait here, i'm gonna grab some Bandaids" which makes him roll his eyes so much bc stan is being annoying bc he Literally Can't Move, lol. but after a little bit, ravenstan emerges from the bathroom with something behind his back, wearing the most Devious grin on his face...jerseykyle is immediately sussed like
"okay, what's behind ya back? you know i don't like magic tricks. or surprises." then with a ~flourish~, ravenstan whips out the two boxes of hello kitty and care bear bandaids, shaking them like maracas, totally stoked, and jersey is like oh my god, STOP!!! i'm cryingg.
raven is Naught crying, however! he is having a Blast <3
( he is also...trying very hard not to Simp bc when kyle says "god" and "stop" it sounds like "gahd" and "stahp" in the jersey accent which stan thinks is soooo cute omg!!! c': smh...he is dying. They are dying. my boys NEVER fight, this is so fucking miserable!!! i hate it here!! :/ )
but ravens like "so which ones do you want?" & kyle is like "Neither!!! where the fuck are the Real Bandaids?!" and stan says "What Do You Mean? These Are The Real Bandaids." jersey is losing his Mind bc this cannot be real like "stan, i bought those for the Kids at the elementary school i'm internin' at!!! those are CHILDS bandaids!"
n stan just smiles & shrugs like…
"Well, If You're Gonna Act Like One :)''
WHICHHHHH OHHHH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD
WOORLDSTAR!!!
unbelievable, smh. kyle is literally not sure if he is aghast or attracted to this energy ( like The AUDACITY!!! ) but after a second, realizes its lowkey kind of Adorable to him so he shakes his head at stan like "you're still bad at that, yknow?" cue stan squint like "what are you talking about?" and kyle is like "Being Mean," to which stan makes...i shit you not...the LEAST scary face on planet earth & says "Shut Up" also his voice totally cracks in the middle of it, which makes kyle smile So hard that his lip splits open again, jfc. this is soooooo
kyle is being Annoying so he just raises his hands in mock defeat like "alright you scared me straight" ( as the gayest person ever ) "patch me up, nurse stan" looool the pep!style doctor pwp continues!
except its actually Really Cute bc ravenstan gets super hyper-focused again, but instead of being stressed out, he's actually kind of having a lot of fun and starts making little shapes on kyle's arms out of the bandaids ( he also has to use a fuck ton of them to even try and cover any wound on kyles body. ) but yeah he's sticking bandids all over kyle, also there's one on his cheek then stan puts another one on the other cheek and jersey is like "smh, stan there's not even a cut on that side!" and stans like "its for ur OCD" which aAAaaAa, i hope i die!!!
anyways, stans vibing, he's still making pictures out of the lil bandaids by connecting them -- he made a fake tattoo arrow heart w/ mom in the middle of it -- a skull, a couple stars, etc. tbh he is gettin Creative with it and kyle is just like eyebrow raise "enjoyin ya lil art project?" and stan just laughs and is like "yes so much" :')))) <3
...and tbh, if anyone Else was sticking a bunch of bandids on kyle and making weird shapes, he'd b super fkn pissed n want to kill them, but he's just sitting there admiring stan and His Chest Hurts. not bc he's all bruised up, but bc when stan blocked him on everything, jersey's only window into stan's life was thru tabloid articles of him on a bender, being super unhappy & like...for the first time in weeks...
Stan Is Smiling. :')
and that makes jersey kyle alight with happy touchy feelings, which, speaking of being Touchy, mid bandaiding, kyle sweeps a couple infared strands of stan’s hair behind his ear and nearly whispers “ya hair was in your eyes again.” and jersey lovingly skating his fingers across ravens forehead while talking to him in the soft, quiet, lovely voice he reserves Just For Him in special, intimate moments when they’re alone makes him blush Furiously, so he just laughs like "oh. haha. oops." looks down at his feet and does the lil stan lip bite laugh thing that he always does when he’s really nervous. which, okay: so whenever stan looks away bc he feels stupid or embarrassed, jersey kyle always gently wraps his fingers around the bottom of of stans face and his lifts his chin up so stan has to Look At Him...wHew!
but anyways, jersey does it By Accident bc he’s so used to doing it, and stans eyes get so wide and they’re so pretty and blue and his bottom eyelashes are so long and kyle wants to kiss him SO BAD!! so naturally he’s staring at stans lips and the stupid freaking skull hand lip ring which is so enticing and mesmerizing to him that he, in the heat of the moment, accidentally again, drags his thumb really slowly across ravenstans bottom lip, breathing hard.
this surprises the fuck out of stan and he’s super flustered so he makes a tiny breathy gasp noise and Ohhh My God You Guys when i tell you that made jerseykyle Feral like he was trying SOOO hard not to Jump Him, the tension was CRAZY! jfccc. like i Swear to Gahd they were abt to Make Out skhdlksdks. like it was about to be down absolutely fkn Horrendous in there!!!
...but at the very Last second, stan just pulls away and is like ah-aha! A-All Done! n closes the bandaid boxes lookin So Stressed Out.
WE WERE SOOOOOO CLOSE FML!! BOOOO
RAVESEY DIVORCE HELL IS A PLACE!!!!
DIE, CRY, HATE THE RAVESEY DIVORCE :///
-uncle nina, not enjoying the toxic yaoi
#screaming crying throwing up#i miss them pls kiss#WHEN I TELL U WE WERE SO CLOSE#this is hell#also stan being cute and making little pictures out of the bandaids on kyle and kyle just admiring him being happy iM SO#THAT LAST PART#IM SO SORRY ABT THAT#BUT ANYWAYS WHEW#WOW#THAT WAS INSANE LIKE THEY WERE ABT TO GO AT IT#HELLO KITTY CARE BEAR BANDAIDS WERE ABT TO GO FLYIN EVERYWHERE HOLY FUCK#the self restraint was crazy#ALSO KYLE IS SO CRAZY FOR THAT#THE HAIR TUCK BEHIND THE EAR GENTLE KYLE VOICE CHIN TILT COMBO#AND HE RAN HIS THUMB OVER STANS BOTTOM LIP#LIKE HELLO GO TO JAIL BITCH#INSANE BEHAVIOR THAT WAS OUT OF POCKET#stan is so strong like oh my god i would have caved#jerseykyle has too much rizz he needs to be StaHPED
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Part way through ep 2 of prime but I have to liveblog I'm goinvg CRAZY
When it cut back to Nine I was like ?? Is Shadow still fighting down there??? I forgot they put him in the pit HDJDGF
NEW YOKE KNUCKLES I LOVE HIM
"You know what? You keep talking, Doc, and my Fist will be Affront to ya Face." [Very gently taps his own cheek]
PIRATE AMY HIDING BEHIND CYBORG AMY.... SISTORS...
Mangey??? MANGEY???? YO. YO GET YOUR DOG???? WHERE IS HE G
OH!!!! HEEHEHEEE PUPPYYYYYY SMART PUPPY.... HES SO PROUD OF HIMSELF
I will not lie the floating hologram is so fucking funny to me GDKDGDF NINE BABY I'M SO SORRY I CANNOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY UP THERE
MANGEY..... I LOVE HIMFBHDSF HES SO PUPPY oh hi reused animation lmfao Unless it's bc I saw it in the trailers 10 times... maybe...
Ouhghh
HES SO FUCKING BIG IT’S SO FUNNYYYY
I AM SOOOO OBSESSED WITH NEW YOKE KNUCKLE'S VOICE
AAAOUHGHH MANGEY..... HELPING HIM HELPING HIM
Of course it's a Tails and a Knuckles that rusb to Sonic's side of course of course Team Sonic for literally ever
THE PIRATES???? WHY ARE THEY STILL OUT THERE?????????
Okay ep 3
What the....
THIS IS SO CUTE THOUGH WAAAA
GDJDGEJSF me when my memories are 16bit
Wait where Did Dread go...?
It's been a minute since I watched s2 GDJDF
YALL STOP PRAYING FOR MY GRANDPA HE'S GETTING TOO POWERFUL
Renegade Knux I fucking love you forever and ever
OH WAIT DREAD IS THERE. MISS THING IS JUST SAT IN THE CORNER LMFAO
God I love animation.
I will not lie the teen doctor eggman is so fun to me I like him GDJDF
RENEGADE CALLING SONIC 'BLUE'......
LETS GOOOOOOO GIRLS NIIIGHHHT
HE CANT SWIM. GET YOUR FEET DOWN. GET YESSS ATTABOY GOOD BOY GOOD BOY
Sails... u r so cuteful....
AAOUUHH THE WAVE.... AND THE LITTLE SMILE RUSTY ROSE YOU ARE EVERYTHING
AAWUWHHH FROGGYYYYYY
These fucking birds scream and shake their heads like a fnaf jumpscare
OUHHHH SONIC ON YHE BACK OF BIRDIE WITH THAT AMY WHOS NAME I FORGOR THATS SO CUTE
GO GRANDPAAAA
PIGEONS.....
I just noticed the stupid little gears in Nine's shoes.... girl what.... HDJDGD
Nine...... :((((
EHHEEHEHEEEE THE SHAKE
RENEGADE SHOULD GET TO BEAT UP EVERY LAST EGGMAN AFTER THIS
New Yoke Knuckles and Rouge besties literally forever and ever
Everyone in that room like who the fuck is Shadow GDJFD
MY CUP OF CHILI....
THE BABY TALKING GIBBERISH LITERALLY MAKES THAT SEQUENCE "Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, ??????, Profit."
SONIC.........
NOOOO THEY ALL LOVE HIM SM......
Shadow still in that hole lmfao
I still love Nine's outift
GODDD THIS HURTS......
AAOUUHGGHGHH
"Lov a good chili Dawwwggg"
GIRRRLLLLL. TEAR HIM TO SHREEEDDDSS DAMN.
Suicide pact
My silly little space
NINE.....
SSONIICCCCC RRAAAAGGGHH
W
WHAT.
THEY EVEN GOT DREAD UP FOR IT WHAT THE HELL
NOOOO NONONO
NINE NOOOOO
OH GOD.
Ep4....
Oh god.
AW WAIT. WAAAIIITTT
NINE........
Okay Elsa we get it.
HIS PHOTOCOPIER
OUHHH HE'S LEARNING....
AAAAAAAAWWGHHH SIIICCKKKK SICK SICK SICK
MANGEY YOU'RE EVERYTHING
THE GROUND POUND....
Peepaw at it again
OHHHH THE TAILSES.... THEY HAVE A PLAN LITTLE SHITS....
HELLO???? NINE WHAT THE HELL????
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA THEY BUILT A FUCJINF BOMB?????
Wait. WAIT??? WHAT HAPPENED? DID THEY DIE???????? WHAT THE FUCK
ARE THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DEAD??????? IM . IM GOBSMACKED. They wont be. They aren't.
REBEL'S EARS.... ANIMATION I LOVE Y
THIS SHOW IS STILL SO FUNNY
Hes WAAIITTIIINNNGG (<-stupid)
No really who is this.
Shadow is still. In a hole. DVJDFSG
FUCK EM UP BIG
If Nine has his eyes on Sonic why is Sonic hanging out with the groups who are trying to sneak up on Nine... VDJDFSJF
CATFISH?????
Sittadul
NINE... AAUHGH
AAAUUHGGGGHG BIGBOT BIG BOT BIGBOT
FROGGY MISSILES
"FROGGY?" AND CUT TO BLACK THAT GOT ME SO BAD. I LITERALLY GUFFAWED THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHOT IN THE WHOLE SHOW
EP5
THERES SO MANYYYFYGDHX
THE BIGBOTS BIG OLD TAIL.....
AUGH THE ANIMATIONS GOING CRAZY
You Are Just A Little Boy In A Chair....
GOOD GOD. This is so much.
THE HOLE
Grandpa you've made that joke 5 times now
HERE HE COMES. I KNOW IT.
YEEAAAAAGHHHHHH
We Are Not. Related.
GIRL YOU HAVE JET BOOTS
OKAY. ALRIGHT. OKAY. WORD CHOICE. BUT OKAY. HDJRHDJDGDJG
HE LITERALLY JUST JET BOOTED OUT OF THEM
PHHH THE MUSIC
VOLLEYBALLL
Left him hanging...HE HIGH FIVED HIMSELF
SONIC IS SOOOO CUTE..... HIS LITTLE FAAACEE.... I LOVE YOU SONIC HEDGEHOG
THE AMYS..... FOREVVEERRR
SISTERRRRSSSS
Amy Underground. Start a band NOW
AHAHAHAAAAAA FUCK YEESSSSS
GDJDGSJSF Shadow is like Do Not Fucking Touch Me
OUGH THAT POSE ON NINE...HES SO CREEEPYYYY I LOVE IT IM OBSESSED
OUGH. HOIUHGHH
THE ANIMATIOOONNN
HES SO TIRED....
Dr deeps legs: shattered lmfao
POV BEATING SHADOW UP
NO SONIC NOOO
FUCK!!!!!!!!
EP6
God. Just everyone...
Girl you're gonna hurt yourself......
HES GONNA DIEGDJDHHD
OH MY GOD. ITS FREE ROADS
A SHIELD TOO
AHHAHAHAHAHAA Splat :D HES SO CUTE
He needs an ibuprofen
Nine... he's hurting himself.......
WERE TEHY PLAYING DEAD. LMFAOOO
Oh god he's shaking
YOU ARENT GOING ANYWHERE.
Oh god. Hi Bigbot..
OH MY GOD. NINES ANIMATIONS I LOVE HOW IN SANE HE LOOKS
LETS!!!! FUCKING!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!! RENEGADE I LOVE YOOUUUU
LETS GO KNUCKLES SONIC TEAM UP LETS GO
THIS HAS GOT TO BE SAILS AND MANGEY IT HAS TO BE THAT CATBOTS GOT THAT DOG IN HIM
FUCK YEEAEAAAAAGGGHHHHH
MANGEYS LITTLE TONGUE.... GOODBOYS
Dread...... Dread no....
KILL THIS CLOWN. WHO EVEN ARE YOU RACCOON FREAK
CAPTAIN ROSE AAAAAA
That birdie just out in the battlefield. Chilling
LETS GO SHADOOOWWW
Uh oh lol
OH MY GODDDVJDGHDHD HE JUST FUCKGINB BLEW IT UP
TYYAAEEEAAAHAHHH I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!!!!
THE CHORAL MUSIC????? SEPHIROTH...
Ohhh Nine is trying to destroy the stabilisers...
HERE WE GO.... LAST ONE...
Ep7
HE SET IT UP SO SONIC COULD LIVE WITH HIM IM GONNA BE SICK
GOD. THEY JUST WONT LET SONIC TALK WITH THIS KID HUH
AOUGH....
BABBEL..... Why does that baby have a full set of veneers
GOOD LORD.
Edgelord....
THIS IS LIKE CANDY TO ME VDDJGDDJF
OHHHHG NINE.... NOT EVEN A WORD.. JUST A HUG
THEY JUST FUCKING LEFT SHADOW HELP MEEWE
Shadow incredibly cunt
YAAAAYYYY YOU BLUE BUFFOON
HE HAS A PERMIT HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS
God. Trows up.
Very very good show. That ending was. slightly disappointing, there was no like... cooldown it felt slightly abrupt BUT. Good Show I loved it so much<333
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long ass post major spoilers tldr i beat it
ok, i've got an hour, time to get started on the end of this game 😤
first straight to lookout landing to introduce purah and mineru.......
or no wait since im here and havent done it in awhile ill swing by the great fairy. if theres any armor i can possibly upgrade i really need to do that lol
okay there isn't really. lol. after pikmin 4 i am gonna need to farm so many materials......
okay, i cooked some food but i dont actually have anything useful so most of it is just atk up/def up/health refills. only a few anti-gloom foods, which is sure to get my ass kicked...
now i guess i just........dive in...................................
im nervous.
i dont have a lot of weapons and bows rn either but whatever ig!!! surely nintendo will provide. i have the master sword fused with one of the light dragon parts so she can fight with me in every possible way!!! also i think the durability wont be affected when it's in its glow mode which it will be down there
thunderstorm as i walk up to the castle lol. classic
alright. WELL. geronimo.
wow that really is. a long way down. okay.
okay hold on wait there's a spot missing on my map. do i get a fucking lightroot down here? i just check. it is so high up. probably unclimbable. do i need to dive again? i'm diving again. fast traveling to the shrine above this time
the bg ambience down here is fucking freaky btw
ok, i got it this time. whew.
back down i go. yeesh.
my neighbors pick NOW to mow their lawn. fuck me sideways
oh im already one heart lost. this floor is COVERED in gloom...
THE FIGHT MUSIC THO...damn
ugh, four hearts down and only two recovery items...yikes. i'm gonna get my ass beat fr but i don't have time to go farm sundelions nor do i want to rn
i can't figure out where to go. i went down a hole with monsters bc that seemed like the only route but now i can't find a way to proceed
did my sword just RING at me??????
fi girl what is going on
oh fuck me there's a gloom lynel
okay yeah no. this isn't gonna work. i need to fucking go farm fucking sundelions. UGH im so mad about it
okay. farmed. going to cook. jesus fuck
COOKED. warping back to the lightroot. bet that mf lynel refilled its stupid health
it did.
I GOT HIM.......ohhh it broke my sword to do it :( i didnt know it could break when it was powered up like that. but i got him...
but now where do i...?
this doesn't feel right. i feel like i'm just heading back into the depths. probably fought that lynel for no reason at all. but i'm scared to look up a walkthru bc of spoilers :(
ok, i did find a guide and i think this is the right way? im scrolling down like one line at a time lol
THE POWER OF A SAGE CANNOT REACH YOU??? OH THIS IS DEFINITELY THE RIGHT WAY
it was way too crowded with all of them but now i feel verrry alone
I FOUND HANDS................
ohhhh i do not want to fight phantom ganon in this gloom covered arena. i do not want to
but with no sages...i can't get across without engaging...
OKAY. THE GOOD NEWS. KILLED THE HANDS. THE BAD NEWS. PHANTOM GANON CHASED ME UP TO THIS HIGH SPOT
GOT HIS ASS!!!! gibdo bone arrows you motherFUCKER
ok, i got across the room...
wait. this looks familiar
THE MUSIC!!!! THIS IS IT THIS IS WHERE I STARTED..................
GLOOM REDEADS!!!!! not today motherfuckers. im not getting jumped im NOT getting jumped
the murals...i can blow up the rocks now
OH MY GODDD.....
the imprisoning war, zelda healing the sword, and becoming a dragon...she WALKED RIGHT PAST THESE with her ALREADY HAVING DONE IT in the past, not knowing she was about to do it again in her own future...oh my god im gonna be SICK
oh that is a big hole.
WAIT...THIS IS THE HOLE SHE FELL DOWN........
WHY IS THE MUSIC DOING THIS...im scared someone come hold my hand
oh my god. the torch zelda dropped is at the bottom of this hole.
im picking it up and im fucking giving it back to her
it JUST keeps going down....
oh god another big jump. OKAAAYYYYY
what IS that..............
DEMON ARMY??? BY MYSELF?????
OH MY GODDDDDDD MY BESTIES!!!! THE GANG IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck me im welling up. ive never been more glad for a crowded screen
got my master sword back. fused with zelda's horn. refilled my health. THIS IS ITTTTTT
ROUND TWO!!!!!! IM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHINGGGG
round three is redeads. i am afraid of some things actually
im not getting jumped. i am NOT getting jumped. ive been playing this game for 200 hours and they havent got close enough to jump me yet i AM NOT GETTING JUMPED.
oh my god this music is AMAZINGGGG
AND I DIDN'T GET JUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROUND FOUR!!!!! bring it bring it bring it
BOSS RUSH?
oh my god no...NOOOO my besties.........
i'm alone again :( and with seven minutes until my sword recharges...
ah. i can't save here
oh my god THERE HE IS!!!!!!
the music...
dehydrated voice is so much better
OHHHH MY GOD HE DRANK SOME WATER.....THIS IS FROM THE TRAILERS........
does he have black nail polish on his fingers AND TOES? get it girl
THEY REVIVIED MY MASTER SWORD.......
zelda's with me 😭😭😭 this one's for you babygirl
this music is so quiet and sinister wtf...........
is he. IS HE FLURRY RUSHING ME??
THAT'S MY TRICK, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.........
phase one DOWN. eat gibdo bone my guy
DEMISE FORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM ABSOLUTELY WAILING THEYRE PLAYING THE OOT GANONDORF MUSIC LIKE IM GENUINELY WELLING UP
HIS HEALTH BAR?????????????????????????????????????????
TULIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right as the botw theme plays omg
YUNOBOOOOOO
SIDON AND RIJU.........ONE MORE
AND MINERU!!!! there she IS!!!!! six on one babey
HALFWAY THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cutscene reward
no no no not my besties again
DID HE JUST BREAK MY HEARTS FR???
ohhh the calamity ganon theme!!!
hylian shield badly damaged. GREAT.
i can't get him with my sword. he always does that slowmo thing backwards. but i CAN get him with my lynel bow and gibdo arrows >:)
she died as she lived: running away from the bad guy and shooting at him over her shoulder
GOT HIS ASS!!!!!
OHHHH HE'S GONNA SWALLOW IT...........
i knew this was coming bc of spoilers but it's still incredible. that man just put his whole fist down his throat 😳
compare that to the dainty way zelda swallowed hers lol...
DID THIS MF JUST EAT ME???
wait...his dragon form...is just the calamity???
TIME?? LOOP??????????????
the tune from the trailers........
oh my god okay he's a normal dragon. i was about to start having heart palpitations
i just STRAIGHT UP. for real burst into tears. i have to pause
zelda came to help me................................you go 200 hours thinking she doesn't know or remember you but she RESCUED me she CAUGHT ME.........she's so little compared to him oh god.......
AM I CONTROLLING HER?? WE'RE FLYING TOGETHER...........
accidentally jumped off.
THE MUSIC. THE SAXOPHONE. I'D GIVEN UP ON EVER SEEING IT AGAIN THAT'S GOTTA BE MY MF BINGO
i'm literally crying too much to fight him rn
oh man landing on his back hurts me...how tf am i supposed to get him
one weak spot down. three to go. she literally catches me...literally there's saxophone...
two more! every time she catches me i start bawling again. this is so embarrassing like there are literally tears on my face as i play this. i didn't know she was gonna do that. i knew he turned into a dragon but i didn't know she was gonna help me
she is literally still in there after 10,000 years. her 100 in hyrule castle must feel like nothing in comparison
man and him in the ouroboros position every time...
BLOOD MOON????
RIGHT INTO HIS FOREHEAD JUST LIKE WIND WAKER
bro i am FUCKING sobbing
dark beast ganon theme.
HOLY SHIT...THE EXPLOSION....IS EVERYBODY OKAY??????
oh my god oh my GOD...THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE HER
ARE GONNA CHANGE HER BACK
his arm..............
I CAUGHT HER.......FINALLY.......CATHARSIS...................
IN HIS AAAAAARMS
OH GOD FI......
quest status find princess zelda: complete. i'm losing it. i found her. fucking found her.
she's HOME.
CREDITS ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im trying to collect myself during this time. when i say i am fucking sobbing i am not exaggerating. i am boohoo wailing with tears rolling down my fucking face. legend of zelda tears of ME because of this GAME!!!!!!!
i dont even care that they broke the lore. ok i do care a lot actually but whatever. whatever.
THE CREDITS ARE SO GOOD..........all the shots of link touching people's hands!!!!!!!!!!
AND THEIR HANDS FIXING ZELDA.....
AND CATCHING HERRRRRRRRR
the end...........
OH POST CREDITS CUTSCENE.......
mineru....there goes mom #4, twice
NOOOO IF SHE CRIES IM GONNA GET STARTED AGAIN
oh my god. that was amazing
this is my first time seeing the title screen. i haven't closed the game once since may 12
oh my god that was AMAZING. i am sitting here in total awe!!!!!!!
NOW i can finally enjoy zeldatube again.....i can hear all the theories........i can pirate this mf SOUNDTRACK HOLY SHIT. but first i gotta update my bingo board
wow. what a game
#personal#loz blogging#totk lb#totk spoilers#i can't remember the last time i cried that hard over a video game. i'm exhausted
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1/2 and we are at 4x06. He came back and sat down and went ‘okay so i am now fully relaxed and chill. I talked to myself in the mirror. And we both agreed that going forward, i will be now more calm.’ ‘What is this? Ohhhh Kinnetik launch party! awww he gave the check back. I knew it was killing him to accept the help…quick question, why didn’t he remove the showers? JUSTIN! Are we back to normal? Oh shit, Deb and Em are roommates!! BLONDIE IS BACK! MY BLONDIE IS BACK! Aww Brian, is gonna make a speec- why the fuck is Lindsay following him up there? Girl get the fuck out, you have nothing to do with any of this. AWW FEMALE BLONDIE IS UP THERE. See! SHE makes sense. Linds doesnt. AND JUSTIN! Now he makes sense because HE NAMED IT! Shoo lindsay, this isnt your moment. LOOK AT THEM KISSING! I LOVE THIS! This was nice! Finally my blondie is back!’ ‘Now why the fuck is Debbie ignoring Vic? Right, she’s angry but still. RAGE? A MOVIE?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! She needs to stop being a bitch to Vic. I get shes angry but still’ ‘awwww he immediately went to Brian to tell him the news! Of course he did. MY BLONDIE IS BACK! That’s right Brian, go back to school Justin! Look at him making time to celebrate Justin. AWWWW’ ‘TED! AND EM! oh shit, this is gonna be tough, isn’t it? Yeah, i was right, this is tough. Fuck. I feel ripped in half. Im happy for Ted, i understand Em, but i want them to be friends again. Fuck’ ‘oh ben is miserable. And jealous and a bitch. Bro, he is your partner, you’re supposed to be supportive no matter what. Fuck you man’ ‘okay, i get Ted but dude! Come on. Hasn’t Blakey been through enough? Let that man live, he can’t catch a fucking break’ ‘FINALLY VIC AND DEBBIE MADE UP! We have a lot of catching up to do so let’s get to it babies! *waves to deb and vic* this is us when we grow up. Why is she bringing up what all she did for him because of aids? That’s wrong. I take it back, this isn’t us when we grow up. OH FUCK YOU DEBBIE! TOTALLY NOT US! NOT US! NEVER US!’ *he forced me to pinky promise that that wont be us* ‘did they change babylon? I dont remember this bench thing, because i know for a fact that they wouldve fucked on it by season 2. Ohhh Justin being sassy to Brian. Ohhh ibiza *says it like justin and then brian corrects justin* okay, my bad. He could have anything he wanted and he is betting school? HE REALLY CARES ABOUT HIS EDUCATION AND FUTURE. Fellas, how about this, you both fuck him. That way, you go to ibiza AND back to school? Win win’ ‘no Ben, the only piece of shit here is you. What a jealous prick. Who does that? Mike literally told him that he shouldnt judge his book cause he’s not smart enough since he didnt go to community college, which was fucked up b-t-w just to make up for hurting his feelings and this fucker cant even pretend to be happy for a moment? Fuck you. YEAH, GO OFF MIKE’ ‘aw Blake and Emmett. I need them to be friends. Oh god, i just had a realization. I sound like that chick in mean girls who wanted to bake cupcakes and make everyone friends. Blake, deserves the world!’ And now we are at the Britin/gym scene ‘it took 4 seasons for Justin to go with him to the gym? Bullshit, this man was stalking Brian like crazy in season 1. He would’ve had gym membership AND his personal trainer by episode 3. Ohhh its that guy! Damn, Brian really wants him to go back to school. What is he doing? Justin, what did you do? CRABS? What a little shit. I missed this. I missed them’ ‘Lindsay, what the fuck are we doing here again? Bagel? Hair and outfit, looking like that? Babe, what is going on? This is weird AND creepy. DUDE HANDS OFF HER ASS! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. YOU SHOULD’VE PUNCHED HIM HARDER AND LET HIM FALL! PIG’
Brother shouting about Lindsay being up on the stage at the launch party is so correct. WHY IS SHE THERE?
Your brother getting all worried and upset about Vic and Debbie's fight. I'm going to cry.
BRIAN DOES CARE ABOUT JUSTIN'S EDUCATION! I am so soft about that.
it took 4 seasons for Justin to go with him to the gym? Bullshit, this man was stalking Brian like crazy in season 1. He would’ve had gym membership AND his personal trainer by episode 3 OKAY I snorted at that. So accurate.
UGH the start of Lindsay and that guy. UGH
#ask winderlylandchime#dear sweet anon#queer as folk#a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023
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MBS S2 EP5 LIVEBLOG
going insane. also love that this season is road trip season
“we gotta think like europeans if we’re gonna track Europeans” LFKJGDLKFJG I SIMPLIFIED IT FOR YOU
MARTINA!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GIRL!!!!!!!! MARTINA MARTINA MARTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and she isn’t captain :((
oh you deserve better
THE COMICALLY LONG PHONE LINE LDKFJGDFGHHFGH
wow martina is so cool
wait why does constance have a doll that is beyond creepy
yeah throwing it is the understandable reaction
DR GARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW WE’RE JUST GETTING TREATED HUH
NOW WHERE’S SQ
I mean we kinda figured but still
her “Hello Constance” was so menacing what the fuck
ANYWAY THEME YES YES YES YES YES
rhonda looks gorgeous as always<3 I love her
also gayfear.png we already know rhondas going off on her own if they make this a thing with miss perumal and milligan im .
ohhh I bet rhondas going to find dr garrison and constance
TRENTONIUM DLKFGJ
like trenton lee stewart 😩
shes gonna find dr garrison isn’t she
“one never splits the party voluntarily”
“unfortunately that icant do”
YOU DON’T LIKE HER? SHE HAS THE OPTIMAL FACIAL PROPORTIONS LKDFJGLDKJLKFGHJFGH DR GARRISON
SHE IS OPTIMAL TO STUFF DOWN YOUR WINDPIPE DEATH WILL BE SWIFT
PLEASE I ADORE THEM BOTH
DR GARRISON YOU WEIRD LITTLE MAN
and just shoving it off the bed
also lmao he DID just blame her
she knows about the side effects
oh she really is going full mad scientist huh
wow shes going full nutjob huh
ohhh this is bad actually
I mean good (fun) but bad (terrifying)
ghost in the windmill, the dancer in the dark
I NEED TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM
oh shes. scary. shes scary
I love constance
ohhh the brains—YEAH
FUCK
no more embarrassing trace memories? uh oh
garrison: I HAVE ETHICS UNLIKE THAT BITCH!
also garrison: I will mind wipe the child
LDKFJGLKDFJGLKFDJG NUMBER TWO KICKING IN THE DOOR
also number two and curtain one on one interaction uh oh
and number two’s WORSD I love her
IVE TRIED AND SUCCEEDED TO BE CIVIL MAAM
curtain believes that I think, in some way, that he’s relieved him of the constant grip of depression and “angst”
number two I love you but this is not going to work
what are you going to do stuff the mandarin down his throat
SHES SO FUNNY
HER AND CONSTANCE HANDSHAKE EMOJI
also love that hes trying to manipulation salad her
I hate him
“im not hungry” oh really
STOP TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE HER
that’s what mr benedict said darling.
also her obstinate tone
“you are carrying a great deal of pain, aren’t you?” oh… oh,, and her reaction, im going to kill someoen
LOST YEARS?? im going to kill CURTAIN
“his service” “his organization” fuck you
I hate you curtain so much I hate you
CHANGED IT TO A STUPID PUN
“nicholas” fuck im going to kill you
I hate curtain so much
NARCOLEPSY MENTION. FINALLY
and curtain wont even acknowledge that part
of course he’ll choose to stay when he’s whammied that isn’t a good or fair option
DKKJLFGLKGFJ SHE JUST TAKES THE PLATE WITH HER
I ADORE HER
commercial break.
I am terrified.
bro im sooo terrified
vibrating with anxiety
ohhhh we’re back ahahhahaahahaha I am Shaking
ldgkhjgh the kids just. walking sadly
think this is the bit where reynie screams
“Terrible roommate. good friend”
DLFKGJDLFKGJ MARTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ADORE HER
also want to see her interact with the other kids
“CURTAIN CANT SOTP KIDNAPPING” DLKFGJDFGJ
“I cant believe I once looked up to that man”
ohhh :/ so the institute transcripts are worthless
“but none of that matters anymore. I have a mission”
A LEADER LKJGKLFJHFGH
OKAY MARTINA<3
“doesn’t your team need this gear?” “yeah probably”
IF THEY CANT APPRECIATE WHAT I BRING MAYBE THEY DON’T GET A VAN
oh no. oh no. the kids. hes using a kid. that’s bad
oh god that’s bad
“a joyful lens” uh oh
UH OH THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD
USING A KID? AGAIN? OH FUCK
FUCK
oit cant be the only way but it’s gotta be important
oh so the cult members can infect each other? terrifying
no one will be left out of this family….. ohh…….
oh presenting him with the clothes that’s .. ominiosu considering the promo pic with mr b in the clothes
yeah of course he’s sanguine! he’s been whammied! that’s pretty clear!
oncde again only curtain calling him nicholas :/
it is weird that he’s claiming to be undercover though is he totally whammied or not
oh curtain sort of . forcing him to stay
“AN ENDLESS CHASM OF SHEER TERROR.” “OR A VOID. UTTER NOTHINGNESS.” “OHH”
I continue adore jackson and jillson
OH NO
OH NO THEY WERE COMPLAINING OF A STIFF NECK AND MARLON JUST CROOKED HIS NECK
the water polo team glaring at constance lol
“we were underfunded”
they’re so bitchy I love it
shes so funny
CONSTANCE IS ALSO SO FUNNY
hello constance its so nice to have you back
terrifying
martina youre such a bitch (affectionate)
that’s such an obvious thing to miss???? did you even look
they’re just full on tracks did you even fucking look ldgkjldkjlkfgjhh I love you all
sticky youre so funny
also I love martina
im so scared during this commercial break<3
RHONDA… OH I LOVE YOU
RHONDA I ADORE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE THIS LOOK WOW
i love all her looks though to be fair
CHEMIST. having a baby
rhonda did you just got some new dad fired oh no lkgdjhfgh
and specifically saying a chemist just gets me
:(
MACHINE GRAVE
oh shes not doing it
to be fair I don’t know if she can do it on command last time it was kind of stressful
wow that worked surprisingly well just throwing a helmet at it I love her
wow garrison looks even more crazy evil mad scientist now
the old fashinoned way? terrifying
ooh the subtle theme song
lkfgjfg kate and her spyglass<3
until we proverbially find her lfkgjfgkhfgh
sticky & martina keep agreeing ,
reynie keeps thinking of things right at the right time. reynie ex machina
LKDFJGLKDFJGKDJFG SHES USING THE FUCKING. I FORGET WHAT THEY’RE CALLED. THE CARDS
YOU FEMALE CHILD
GARRISON IS LOSING IT HUH
weird parallel to curtain’s brainwashing kid
except shes going to break dr garrison
AND NOW SHES THE ONE GOING [OBVIOUSLY NOT FINE] I AM FINE
oh shes legit literally about to cry and/or scream
ohhh this is the reynie screaming scene I just know it
or soon
ohhh fuck
bunker! bunker! bunker!
or cellar
ah kate’s turn to find it <33
if they just burst in along with rhonda thatd be very funny I want rhonda, all the kids, martina, constance, and dr garrison to have a huge spiderman point session
martina DFILKJDGJFG “KATE PICK THE LOCK” GIRL SHES ALREADY DOING THAT I LOVE YOU
oh no miss perumal and milligan alone scene please don’t make this a thing
DEEPIKA? FIRST NAME FOR MISS PERUMAL? FIRST NAME FOR MISS PERUMAL?
I don’t love how we got it but
ALSO OH NO THEY’VE BEEN GOT
sensory issues lmao its soft “its soft!”
I know it’s the brainwashing but autism<3
you don’t have his ear. he has you.
im going to cry.
“YOU DON’T HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR BROTHER. HE’S COMING WITHUS”
nfiugdmrmtliKLJFKG NUBMER TWO YOURE GOING TO FUCKING KIDNAP IHM?
I LOVE HO SO MUCH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY THIS IS SO GOOD
AND THIS EXTREMELY BLOOD METAPHOR AND HIS EXPRESSION THIS IS SO FUNNY
but you will be together
“well that part, I like” ohhhhhhh
UH OH WE WERE RIGH TTHERE’S MARLON! FROZEN! FUCK
IS THAT DR GARRISON JUST SOBBING FLKGJFHJFGHFGH
THIS IS SO FUNNY
I LOVE HER SO MUCH CONSTANCE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORL
DR GARRISON JUST HEADDESKING
CONSTANCE HURT HER
[dr garrison visibly crying] I MA PERFECTLY FINE
maam youre fully having a breakdown
uh oh! Brainsweeper for all of them!
WAIT NO NO YOU CANT END THERE
I mean I assume rhonda will show up but
FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Cemetery Mary: True End (Crowven's Route)
here i am!! time to get the true end, where i will hopefully get all of the answers to my questions (or at least most of them)
since the ending guide says that the true end is the same regardless of the route you got it on, i will be doing Crowven's and not twyla's or Reginald's because i just really like seeing Mary and Crowven have a good time together
spoilers below
since im gonna get the true ending, i've decided i wont skip anything so that i'll be going through a complete story (does that make sense??)
lol its kinda funny (not really) that Mary's parents were so worried that she'd be a victim of 'the Blackwood Butcher'
im sure Reginald would find it funny since the only reason he's killing people is for Mary
i wonder why Reginald killed Mary's aunt and uncle (well i think he did) but only kidnapped her parents (unless he killed them at some point but if he did he would have let the bodies be found yk? for a funeral)
maybe its just cuz it was her parents
man the tension between Mary and Crowven at the beginning,,,, at least in this route it will fade away
man,, i wonder what would have happened if Mary had told someone about the mystery number instead of like,, talking to them in secret
Vasilis looks cool
i know theyre the mc of Blackout Hospital, and ive been planning to play that game after Cemetery Mary so after i get the true ending im gonna play that game afterwards lmaoo
I wonder if Crowven shows up in Blackout Hospital or smth it would be interesting to see more of their relationship
"A chocolate muffin! Because sweet foods are the best!" Mary is so cute aaaaa i love her
i also wonder if we'll ever get an explanation for the animosity between twyla and Crowven
like what was all that stuff in the lake about?? i need to know
im now wondering if the mystery number really is Reginald
i mean who else could it be tho?? but it wasnt really confirmed in any route that its Reginald behind the mystery number and the kidnapping of Mary's parents, just that he's the killer
how odd
ohhhh dude i just realized that Mary never learns that Reginald can tell when someone (when Mary?) is lying bc to get on that route you have to be honest with him, so she doesnt learn until that moment leading up to the good ending
crazy
"Manslaughter on the Disorient Locomotive" lmaoo nice
I JUST REALIZED THAT TWYLA IS AN OWL OHHHH MY GOD. that makes sense
also Reginald being a pufferfish??? that explains why to get the good ending on his route you have to pick a pufferfish or a manta ray
wait a second. Mary Anta.... manta ray... OH MY FUCKING GOD
MARY ANTA IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF MANTA RAY WHHH
Ok that explains the manta ray part and why she was drawn with a manta ray cape in that one scene and why she feels connected to them and her hair-horn things oh my fucking god. holy shit. this is revolutionary
theyre so cute
also oh my god i just searched the relationship between crows and owls, and theyre enemies!! like Crowven and Twyla!! this makes me wanna search up other stuff about the animals the characters are associated with
but i have a game to play so i'll do that later
"Rest-aurant In Peace" thats hilarious
i feel so bad for Mary :(( i hope she sees her parents in the true ending
so the mystery number denies being the one in the diner, which i know is Reginald cuz of the Reginald route
so if the mystery number was really Reginald then why would he say that he wasnt in the diner and that he doesnt know who it was
he could be lying OR im wrong and the mystery number isnt Reginald at all
but then who could it be???
well i guess i'll find out in the true end
aww this is so cute- oHMY GOD HER DAD IS A MANTA RAY
HE'S GOT THE HORNS AND A LITTLE TALE
i wonder what her mom is
another manta ray maybe???
man this dream makes me so sad :(( Mary thinks its another normal but fun day w her parents but turns out its just a nightmare
also the text after Mary wakes up from the nightmare is so
"What's the matter, Mary? I thought you liked ghosts." its so ?!?!?!??
the arcade music is such a banger fr
so Zapara and Theodore,,, what animals are they
at first i thought Zapara was a cat but maybe she's a dog??? her ears look like cat ears so she's probably a cat
and then Theodore is.... i have no idea
my first thought was a ram but probably not?? maybe he is tho
anyways on with the game
i still think its really funny that Zapara and Theodore thought 'Cemetery Mary' was a ghost
"You just met them in the wrong environment, that's all!" lol and u thought having Mary find out that ur friends keep drugs in the cemetery was gonna make her like them more than a club????
"You'd never catch me here looking like some over-watered pansy!" oh Zapara,,,,, little do u know
i much prefer Mary's communication with ghosts over the cursed manga stuff
Sunny is so cute
just adorable
"Who's the Crowven I know? Is he just a ghost too?" MAN
this line is so,,,, its so,,,, rrraghhhghhhhgh yeah
they put her there in that nasty bathtub while she was asleep
disgusting
honestly if i were Mary i would be more mad about the fact they put me in a bath tub and not the mean noose prank that Zapara did
"I am not at all a violent person" lol. lmao. funny joke Reg
cries
"...After having lost so many people..."
"...I'm just glad I haven't lost you yet." SOBBING
i love them so much,,, they are so cute,,,,
OKKK now its time for the TRUE END so excited!!
what happens if i say no
oh LOL it just ends
i mean that makes sense
so this mysterious narrator?? rewinded back to when Mary fell asleep at the mausoleum
interesting
this sure is new
Mary please dont go inside the suspicious white van (is that a white van???)
oh its the bus LOL ok get on the bus
why is he asking her to go back to sleep?? whats happening??
why are they leaving tf
who is that and wtf is happening????
CROWVEN DONT DO THAT DONT GRAB THE FUCKING WHEEL
OH SHIT THEY CRASHED
this is serious and im lowkey freaking out but this just looks cute
oh my god we're finally getting some answers lets gooooo
waitwaitwait wtf gangs??? like actually?? well ok
nO WAY ???? HE WAS THE HEAD OF CONGRESS?? so that was the war he was talking about
oh is that why Crowven and his family live in a cabin in the woods instead of actually inside the city???
aww cute
OH SO REGINALD DIDNT KILL THEM AT ALL IT WAS GANG STUFF
Crowven fucking inherited this shit??? yoo thats crazy
oh is that what he was out of town for?? gang stuff??
OHHH WTF HE'S THE MYSTERY NUMBER??? ok so i was wrong
okok wild i thought it was Reginald they both had that vibe
"Why were you so creepy over the phone?!?!" LMAOOO ok but true
maybe its just cuz he's old/j
dont trust the old man just cuz he's old Mary
ok i guess the old man isnt too bad,,
Ovidius is nice i like him
if Crowven dies in the true end i will cry
lol pls answer Mary's messages u soon u fucking idiot
NOOO WTF HER PARENTS WHERE ARE THEY WTF WTF WTF
i dont why but in my head these guys have a british accent
but theyre the only ones with the british accent so i think thats really funny
it was the 'ello miss' that made me give them a british accent
anyways WTFFFFF NOOOOO
i really hope her parents arent dead
why are we in a fucking movie theatre
OH SHIT CROWVEN WTF WTF IS HAPPENING
did Mary die
is she a ghost
wtf wtf i hope she didnt???? maybe this is just some weird nightmare??
ok it was just a nightmare but wtf
so she's in a jail cell
what.... the fuck?????
what ?? the fuck?? no explanation at all and for what?? what is he doing there? why was he not talking? where is he going? what the fuck is happening???
LETS GOOO CROWVEN'S ALIVE LETS FUCKING GO
Crowven r u fucking serious????
NOOO WAY TWYLA???? oh my god
oh ok so that sorta explains the lake stuff n why they hate each other so much bc theyre in opposing gangs
oh fuck oh no she saw Mary
oh wait wtf she's helping Mary?? fr?? ok i guess she isnt that bad but i still dont like her
oh she's insane actually
oh ok i fucking knew it there is absolutely no reason to trust her
AH FUCK OH NO OH SHIT
lets fucking go!! thanks Ovidius
LETS GOOOOOOOO
goddamnit Crowven STOP IT
Mary what r u doing this is a fucking trap i feel it in my bones no way is it that easy
LMFAOOAOA ITS TWYLA'S CAR
she just threw her phone out the window tf
ok so thats really not important compared to everything else thats happening like the fact that Crowven's in the car that was chasing them
does twyla know abt Mary's ghost communication thing or smth
cuz in the route i played she didnt get a chance to learn
oh ok nvm its not even a real mausoleum
i hate twyla so much
OHHHH SHE'S IN THE GHOST WORLD
BC SHE'S UNDER THE CEMETERY,,, ALSO THATS ED THERE TOO
oh my god its death???
crazy she's talking to death
and theyre a unicorn????? or narwhal??? wait that doesnt matter
ok so Mary gave up her ability to visit the afterlife unfortunately but its ok it was for her family
bro that was literally a deus ex machina right???
lets fucking go!!!
wild crazy insane
all those words describe twyla
twyla shut the FUCK up
WAIT WAIT WAIT WTF???
NOOOOOOOO OVIDIUS NOOO WTF WTFWTF
ok so 1) Reginald just up and left with no explanation
if i went on his route and got the true end from there then how would that happen? like would we get answers for the manga and that headstone? does Mary react to the fact that she has the ability to visit the afterlife for the first time there???
also a small headstone with twyla's initials showed up??? weird
wait what the fuck
what???? huh??? will there be a sequel to this game bc i need an explanation for that and everything else
wow,,, so thats really the end wow
this whole game was an absolutely wild ride
but i loved it
even tho there's still some mysteries yet to be tied up... im glad Mary and Crowven and her family are safe and are living a good life now
its really nice
i do wonder if there'll be a sequel tho bc i'll definitely play that (there's a prequel so im also gonna play that too)
well,,, time for me to at breakfast bc ive been playing this game since 6 am and i am hungry LOL
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TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR OCS. NOW. GO!!
I GOT LIKE TWO OTHER ASKS ABT PRESONALITY AND BACKGROUND SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST ANSWER THEM HERE
genesis was born into a basically a military family that prides themselves in being the best at providing o’khasis w/ strong knights/guards/bodyguards- some of the ppl of their family serve directly under Lord Garte himself- so she was raised in a way that taught her how to fight and serve those above her. she was taught from the moment she could wield a sword how to be the best weapon for anyone, a sword unable to have their own opinions, beliefs- she passed at the top of her class in knight academy and when zane cane around to build the jury, he chose genesis to be one. she’s pretty much what you can expect from someone who was raised in this way, she doesn’t seem to show any emotion or sympathy, she can be cruel and has convergent thinking, she’s not… cold or mean? but sort of monotonous? in a way? she has zero social skills so she does not do well alone in a public setting. she’s extremely obedient to authority figures and uhhhh thats all i can come up w/ for her? she has a bit of a strange relationship with jeffory? by that i mean, jeffory tries to stop genesis whenever she does something cruel when zane’s not around. he has to spend a while to convince her to out her fists down and just jgnore it bc zane’s not gna care. he sorta feels bad for her since she never really got that freedom at all? kinda like an animal born in captivity who even if you give them a way out, they probably wont take it bc their little area is all that they know. if that makes any sense, its so weird to compare my ocs to animals but thats sorta the best way i can explain it.
CONNIE- ohhhh connie connie he’s great. originally i had planned to make him some sort of deranged scientist/inventor who was stuck in the dimension of a different god for years and while thats not completely off what i want to do, i’m kinda not set on that now. but anyway, connie is basically con man extraordinaire but also a coward at times- he’s an alchemist, also doctor also surgeon also herbologist also scientist also researcher also archeologist also historian also he used to work in a circus for half a year if that can add anything to his resume- when he’s not getting himself killed trying to discover the secrets of the dead gods, he’s creating medicine to help those who cannot pay for a healer or expensive healing potions, or he’s out stealing shit from zane or he’s doing some other shit. anything other than getting a good night’s sleep. i do plan on- it’s a bit of a funny little “spin off idea” where its aaron and connie traveling together before the events of mcd, where connie hires aaron to accompany him on a small bodyguard job turned years long adventures with aaron keeping connie from joining the souls in the nether. he’s sm fun ik telling u-
ares i dont really have much tbh? in my rewrite meteli’s a port city that has a lot of run-ins with pirates and so ares was picked up by pirates and dropped off @ meteli where he basically grew up there before something happened that caused him to die? maybe he and some other riff raffs were too close to the nether portal and boom shit happened now ares is a shadow knight- ALSO i forgot to mention he is half elf, my only non human oc (FOR NOW- i tend to go apeshit w/ ocs) his personality tbh is kinda 🧍i dont know actually- the closest i can get is like a chill dude that likes to do the least work possible but if forced to he will be pretty cruel? im not sure on him yet but he’s fun..
also here are picrews (bc i cant draw for shit im so sorry) of them w/ the order being the same as how i mentioned them
#sobbign crying intried#i get so embarassed showing off picrews bc my mind immediately thinks everyone will think its cringe#but ik @ the end of the day it doesn’t matter bc my ocs are just self indulgence anyway#aphmau#minecraft diaries#dei oc
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NAURRR I FORGOT TO SCREENSHOT THE NOTIFICATION💔 but tumblr was being saur cute sisbissnks it was like
juyomiao has posted
we noticed they're one if your favorites❤️
or smthn along the lines of that and ACK IT WAS SAUR CUTE PLS JSBKSNSKSKA-
anyways idk if u can answer the first one but it's still cool hshshshs
✩ do you have/ can you give some not-so-spoiler spoilers for o.o? (hahajahs u made me obsessed w this and im not complaining)
★ your mtl biased member in cravity? (just ur preferences, u may put reasoning if u want :] )
✩ fav/recommended tbz songs? (im really planning on stanning they seem fun ajajasjs)
★ *IF* w1 is really pursuing with the greek mythology shit, which god/goddess (there's a possibility) do you think bin is going to be? (and state ur reasons hshs)
omg tumblr being cute (unexpected)
☆ uhhhh idk how to give spoilers without spoiling everything so all i can say is what i alr said : its getting more angsty bc i like being cruel n ruining things 🤭 BUT dw it will have a happy ending and the funny elements of the fic r not going anywhere bc thats still the most important part to me
★ okay omg this is hard wait
disclaimer ofc i love all the members
minhee : he was my bias in x1 too so even when i didnt rlly stan cravity i still considered him my cravity bias lmao hes also the proof i have a 'type' when biasing idols bc . the minhee - younghoon - sunghoon trinity explains a lot abt it
serim : he was the reason i got more interested in cravity bc i was watching a cravity park episode n realized how fine he was so ,, yeah . kind of surprising bc he was one of the two members i didnt rlly know abt before stanning (i knew minhee hyeongjun wonjin n jungmo bc of produce n knew seongmin taeyoung n allen bc ppl talk abt them a lot) but im so insane abt him to the point something i said after seeing one of his pics became an inside joke in my friend group
seongmin : my bbg hes so cute n pretty n soft n i love his voice so much . n lately i've been wanting to eat him too .
hyeongjun : ofc knew him bc of x1/pdx n already loved him back then but now even more . in the nicest way possible hes insane hes not normal but thats exactly why i love him
this is where it gets more complicated bc i cant rlly rank them ? like probably woobin n then jungmo wonjin n allen more or less on the same level ?? like even i would expect jungmo n wonjin to be higher but . heres a fun fact‼️i watched produce without subtitles ! so i remember little to nothing abt it n had no idea what was going on ⅔ of the time !! bc i used to watch it when they livestreamed it on youtube n then was too lazy to go look for the subbed ep ,, then i got more attached to minhee n hyeongjun bc they were in x1 obviously
that was so long im sorry but u cant give me a perfect opportunity to infodump abt my special interest / hyperfixation n . expect me not to do it
☆ OHHHH OKAY so idk what music u like more so this list might be a bit questionable bc i like everything even noise music . but i'll focus on b-sides !!
walkin in time , only one (obviously , the queen who inspired my fic title) , melting heart , l.o.u , text me back , daydream , espionage , shake you down , scar , salty , goodbye , checkmate , shine shine , insanity , prism , kiss me if you can , hush , kingdom come (i'll never get tired of saying it , tbz were robbed on that bitchass show FUCK MNET) drink it , out of control , nightmares , merry bad ending , hypnotized , russian roulette , one dance , sweet , c.o.d.e , survive the night , levitating , awake , savior
tbz's entire discography is honestly perfect have fun stanning them u wont regret it‼️‼️
★ honestly idk😭😭 when i was younger (n we r talking abt 5yo until 14yo so it was . a while) i was sooo obsessed with greek mythology but my brain just . wiped all that information away😭 so i genuinely dont know
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tgcf liveread part 6
moving my liveread of the perfect novel, Heaven Official's Blessing, Tian Guan Ci Fu, by MXTX, from the dying twitter (fuck u elon) to the shitposting haven of tumblr, which hasn't failed us yet. probably just a mtter of time tho. xie lian would understand. anyway, continuing with Book 3, just after the Best Dinner Party in All Of Literature!
originally live tweeted on 3/30/2020:
Xie Lian, baby taizi dianxia, who can now be threatened because he loves someone
HOMOPHOBIC GHOSTS AND THEIR HETERONORMATIVITY
YEAH GET MARRIED!!!! How many times will Hua Cheng have to propose before Xie Lian gets it lol
Yes because when someone normally asks “want to get married” while holding one another in a too-small chair, its a hypothetical
Xie Lian catching feelings
so virtuous so beautiful......makes me plow other people’s fields all day....
Xie Lian, staring at Hua Cheng’s throat as he swallows, deeply upset by the implication that Hua Cheng likes a girl, unable to keep working: Gay Panic
Xie DON’T LOOK AT MY HALF NAKED BOYFRIEND Lian
Hua Cheng, gremlin, delights in teasing him,
OHHHH SHIP SINKING BLACK WATER
now we have a nautical yarn,
Do i spy a Crimson Rain Sought Flower v Ship Sinking Black Water confrontation that will leave our magical girl protagonist scared and aroused
God this scene is so GOOD????????? I’m dying??????? This is the best adventure?????
I cannot WAIT to see this animated oh my god
MAGICAL GIRL XIE LIAN STRIKES AGAIN oh i love him crying emoji
Demon King Hua Cheng oh my god & his magical girl boyfriend
kiiiiiiith
why isn’t I Must Cross The Sea With My Beloved And We Have To Both Lie In A Tiny Coffin, Our Bodies Pressed Together, To Escape The Ship Sinking Black Water more of a trope
What If Our Coffin Boat Breaks, the trope
More like Crimson Rain Sought Flower Crown Martial Prince why did it take me so long to make this joke oh my god
hahaha sexy times in a coffin while floating in the lair of the black water demon ....just hualian things
oh my god these idiots WHY DIDNT YOU BUILD A BIGGER ONE IM SCREAMING
Hua Cheng telling Pei Ming to go kill himself........... legend
this is also gonna blow my mind when it’s animated. Spiritual detective boyfriends! we love to see it!
why haven’t I commented on qingxuan/ming yi romance before this????? Am I an idiot????
an earth god and his genderqueer partner? we also love to see it
oh wait I’m idiot
This plotting is incredible???? (except for the Go Have Sexual Tension In A Coffin which was plot unnecessary but everyone is happy about it anyway)....everything else is so well done?????
AHHSJDJDJSHAHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD I NEVER SAW THIS COMING I AM IDIOT
i wont post the spoiler bc its all mxtx wanted was to not share that spoiler.... but i reiterates this author note is pure evil
MING YI IS STILL HERE TO PROTECT SQX I STILL SHIP IT. HARDER
A FASTER, BIGGER SHIP. CHAPTER 124 ON MING YI/SHI QINGXUAN
listen I actually love the Ghost Kings being friends. I imagine them hanging out & playing cards together in Ghost City
Ming Yi CARES ABOUT SHI QINGXUAN
listen qingxuan & xie lian are gonna sit around & have dinner with their ghost king boyfriendOH MY GOD THIS ALREADY HAPPENED!!!!!!!! I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHEN I SAID THAT DINNER WAS A BLESSING!!!!!!
a) I ficking love He Xuan’s backstory
B) excuse me why do I now know more about He Xuan than HUA CHENG, OUR LOVE INTEREST, THE PERPETUALLY MYSTERIOUS CRIMSON RAIN SOUGHT FLOWER, I
The way Ghosts Kings (ghosts?) value Knowing Even When (Especially When) It’s Bad ..... excuse me while I pull up this “TERM PAPER Villains and Dumb Babies: the Fool, The Hero, And Moral Complexity In The Hero’s Journey.doc”
Ghost Kings Say IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE!
Did I think there could be an mxtx novel without Brotherly Self Sacrifice? The only thing I know about mxtx is that they’re not an only child lol
so, from another perspective, it makes zero sense that xie lian would even be there to see any of this in the first place, even though limited third person POV dictates that we must see everything through his eyes, but on the other hand,,,,KITH
They now make out all the time but never get any emotional mileage out of it!!!!!
aghahaha i take it back I like general pei “what the heck” god bless this translator i love them
Oh no I was looking up Crimson Rain Sought Flower characters (血雨探花) and spoiled something for myself oh no. Its not like i know even a single character in chinese why did I think “oh I should look at these characters”
wait I wanna stop & talk about Xie Lian doing a crushing kiss and then shouting his ultimate magical girl power move “SOUL SUMMONING SPELL!” as a real MOON PRINCESS HALATION moment
It’s a STARLIGHT HONEYMOON THERAPY KISS! I know way too many of sailor moon’s attacks i should probably feel more ashamed but im just thinking.....meatball head Sailor Flower Crown Martial Prince....neo-dianxia xie lian....his transformation sequence....
I was wrong hes not a himbo he’s purebred Magical Girl. they share characteristics
There’s even a Millenium Silver Crystal.....clearly Hua Cheng’s ring....why did I spoil that for myself like idiot....i am fool.
Okay sorry I’m off my tangent & back to Mistress 9, I mean He Xuan,
He Xuan LOVES Shi Qingxuan and..... I’m just going with that
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW, SIR,
lol i almost feel bad for qi rong but also....Bro You Can Just Leave.... except we need you for comic effect to interrupt the makeouts
okay this seems like the end of the black water arc and a good chance to break this archive of a livetweet. returning shortly
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I woke up this morming and immediately went to finish that fic and how it ended I am NOT happy. I ended up liveblogging it as I am wont to do but that ending...ohhh that’s a bad ending
this line is quite good:
"I know. But I always have to go with the most conservative interpretation, out of respect for the privacy of your mind. Which, contrary to popular belief, I cannot read."
lwj making wwx sleep on the couch is so wild. dude buy a blow-up mattress. you’re an engineer and his back is hurting
why would nobody realize that jin ling seeing wwx would mean that jc would learn about it? how is having JL come over and just springing wwx on him a good idea? lwj or lsz would have realized. this is so unfair to both JL and wwx. so stupid
like this is so absurd and completely breaks suspension of disbelief. the lan household was so organized and responsible and considerate, and this is so cruel to do to JL with no warning
the wens continue to be done dirty. they learn wwx is alive and don’t immediately drop everything and come to see him? no
it’s really stressing me out that lsz has this huge project due and wwx won’t stop talking. if I had an important school thing and I needed to concentrate i think my parents would be be open to requests for silence and I think it’s a reasonable thing to ask for - oh thank god he asks for it
the projects itself it actually fairly interesting since the author clearly know what they’re talking about
but it’s so embarrassing to hear wwx talk about his hs days with lwj 😭 so awkwardly written
chronic depression lwj real
I don’t mind people third-wheeling wx in canon because literally everyone around them is third-wheeling them whenever they’re together but in fanworks it’s just awkward. however this line IS very funny:
Wei Ying offered Lan Zhan a taste, too, and the two held eye contact for way too long while Lan Zhan dipped his spoon into Wei Ying's bowl. At first the situation was kind of heartwarming, and then it just got more and more disconcerting the longer they looked at one another and the longer Lan Zhan took to eat off of his spoon, until finally Lan Yuan had to interrupt
JL not being mad about not being told that wwx was back, but mad about not getting his own parents back makes sense but uhhh it’s kind of ooc for him to be mature about this AND this conflict only exists because of this stupid fucking mechanic by which the christian god in heaven randomly decided to resurrects people after decades of being dead so I really do not care about this at all
damn, lsz is so emotionally healthy and good at communicating
this is SO funny. drunk lwj sees lsz and immediately activates responsible dad mode
Lan Yuan hurried over to help, sliding in under his dad's other arm. It was funny, because the moment Lan Yuan touched him, Lan Zhan took a much firmer—still swaying—posture, planting both feet on the floor and patting Lan Yuan on both shoulders. "There there," he said gravely.
"And then it was like autopilot. He dragged me around Pacific Mall, and then he tried to like, do parkour in the atrium? And then he made me stand there and watch while he tried to win a bunny out of a claw machine. Totally haywire."
ugh drunk lwj will always be funny
this is so awkward. I guess that’s the point
TEACUP CEO
yeah it’s stupid that a teenager has to tell them to be honest with their feelings it’s a trope I hate a lot
well *thinks about canon* yeah maybe they needed the kick. but it’s still something I dislike, it feels immature and infantalizing
their little music games are fun though. that’s a way that they can exchange ideas and flirt and show off and have a dialogue without needing to verbalize anything
HEY. NO. YOU DON’T GET TO BRING ANYONE ELSE BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH YOUR STUPID DEUX EX MACHINA
NOOOO it’s literally EVERYONE!? including JIN ZUXUN?!
this is so stupid and such a shitty ending and I am not in the habit of writing mean reviews but ohhhh this makes me so mad
haha happy ending everyone! grief and loss and trauma gets get erased and there’s no need to live with the consequences! if you’ve in this situation irl get fucked I guess!
seriously this is so maddening. a BIG part of the story is living with incredible loss and learning to build a life and find joy anyway, recovering from innumerable traumas and learning to prioritize your own well-being and moving forward even after experiencing horrible things. this ending spits on the very concept
genuinely this is as shallow and nonsensical and meaningless an ending as killing every single character for angst points would be
#ficblogging#I will of course be reading the next work in the series now that I'm all invested but I will not be happy when this finale rolls around agai
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Hi! Im sorry for bothering you! How would the brothers react to an mc who is soft, smol, innocent, kind to everyone. But that also comrs with being a huge ditz and trusting everyone, and doing anything anyone says? Cuz thats me lol. Thank you so much!
omg sweetie you’re not bothering me! I liked this request a lot cuz I'm the same for the most part so it was easy for me :)
w/ Ditzy!MC
- oh no, oh dear, ohhhh boy
- Needs to protect the poor babi
- His blood pressure is rising with the second
- When sees MC easily trusting his brothers he is glad but oh my Diavolo was he horrified
- They were demons who eat humans, why were they trusting the brothers so much
- WHY DID THEY TRUST BEEL AND MAMMON SO MUCH
- When Belphie comes out of the attic and reveals how he tricked MC he honestly isn’t surprised
- When he and MC start dating he gets even more protective and is sure to mark him and scent them so no other demons even think about touching them unless they want to face his wrath
- When MC accidentally trusts a demon who then tries to eat them, he is so mad he almost gives birth again
- He is going to have so much fun with them
- He is able to lure them into his schemes pretty easily
- But when he realizes they are nothing but nice to everyone they meet he feels very guilty and tries his best to keep them out of his dirty work
- He makes sure to leave his scent on them before they even get romantically involved with each other because if anybody touches them they’d have to deal with him so he figured this was the best way to baby sit effectively
- He finds it adorable how sweet they are and is swooning every time they speak
- they’re like a sweet ditzy anime character omg
- He compares them to every ditzy anime character to ever exist
- But when he realizes Mammon has been using them to do his dirty work, he is raging
- He will try explaining to them what he’s doing and they seem to be listening, but then the next day they’re back at it
- Throws hands with Mammon at one point or another and begins to listen into their conversations for Mammon asking for “favors” from the human
- Has them wear his sweatshirt in public so nobody even thinks about trying to fool them or even breathe in their direction bc this is HIS smol human and they will not get hurt on his watch
- He doesn’t trick them into doing anything bad really, just asks them to help with some of his more innocent pranks on Lucifer
- Scents them to be sure nobody asks for any “favors” that could hurt them
- They’re too nice and he’s too cold so they balance each other out
- classic “the angry one is only soft for the sunshine one” situation
- Baby proofs everything he has in his room because they can’t seem to understand how dangerous everything he owns is
- “Satan what’s this book about?” “hm, what bOOK MC DONT TOUCH THAT-” they got cursed again lol
- Ohhh my god he LOVES MC and wants to corrupt them so bad
- Like he wants to do things MC has never even heard of
- They’re so oblivious when he flirts though, so he was a bit saddened by that, but then he gets nervous about their safety and begins to coddle them more
- He may be feminine and the third weakest of all his brothers, but that doesn’t mean he isn't hella powerful,
- so whenever someone teases MC (even if MC doesn’t realize it) is going to have to deal with him, and it wont be pretty
- He is kind of the same so watching these two together is adorable but worrying
- Beel may be a bit oblivious and too trusting, but he has never once forgotten he’s around evil, but it seems MC does that a lot so big teddy bear baody guard Beel comes out
- He walks them everywhere and scents them so that nobody will even look in their direction
- If he sees MC talking to a demon that looks like their up to no good he was stand behind MC with a murderous aura and mouth threats to the demon before they give up and run
- If MC gets sad about the demons always avoiding them he feels guilty, but he knows it’s for the best and will encourage Luke, Solomon, and Simeon to spend more time with the human
- Oh he was so happy when he first met the kind human, they were a ditz and perfect to manipulate
- Stupid human helped him out of the attic without a single doubt that he wasn’t going to hurt them
- After the whole killing them thing though he reflects on how easily they trusted him and he begins to cling to them
- If anybody even breathes a words about a favor that has a hit of mischief he’s dragging MC away and has a murderous gaze at the demon that says “sleep with one eye open”
#obey me headcanons#obey me headcannon#om! headcanons#obey me headcannons#om! headcannon#obey me fluff hc#obey me hc#obey me hcs#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me belphegor#obey me belphie#obey me luficer#obey me asmodeus#om beelzebub#om! asmodeus#om! belphie#om! belphegor#om! lucifer#om! swd#om! mammon#obey me mammon#shall we date mammon#obey me leviathan#swd leviathan#om! leviathan#obey me satan#satan om#lucifer#obey me lucifer
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Human!Freddy Krueger x Fem!Reader || Oneshot
Title: What The Fuck Now, Freddy!?
Notes:
This is not inherently romantic, at all. Or sexual. Just... Freddy being a bastard, and you are caught in the crosshairs- and are forever linked with him because of it.
I've been listening to Lizzie, a lot lately- and this is inspired by 'What The Fuck Now, Lizzie!?'
Also- I'm thinking this will have a part 2. Due to the ending not being quite enough. Maybe a part for the court proceedings!
Plot: Many will know the story of that terrible day Krueger essentially snapped- killing his wife, Loretta Krueger. She saw the basement, they say, and he didn't like that. Their daughter saw the whole thing and suffered a traumatic response to seeing the sight of her mother, strangled to death, by her father- and forgot the whole thing.
But if she were to remember something, one day.
She may remember something no one knows about that day, aside from Freddy himself.
She may remember, that someone else was there.
She may remember you.
//
Alternatively- you're being blackmailed by Freddy who found out you, another supposedly Plain Jane in Loretta's 'mothers club', is cheating on your husband and calls you up to help deal with the mess he made. Because who else did he have?
Warnings: Okay lemme see, its basically a potluck of triggers. Hm. Murder, swearing, cheating (You, on your husband. Not with Freddy), getting rid of a body, a child gets traumatised (Obviously, Kathy/Maggie), Freddy himself, mention of the basement and all that entails, reader with a very questionable moral compass. Look, I think if you can watch Freddy's Dead, you're good here.
I'm just heading out the door, to go grocery shopping - or, at least, that's the story I tell my husband. When really I don't do the grocery shop until the day after tomorrow. He never notices... - when the phone rings. By very nearly tripping over my feet in my endeavour to catch it before the ringing stops, I manage pick up the phone with very little injury besides an achy, slightly twisted ankle. "Hi! Hi, sorry, I'm here. Hello?"
Pouting, I sit down at the kitchen table; Rubbing my poor ankle to sooth the pain, which would soon diminish anyway. Still- I'm sorry, ankle. I'll try to chill.
When the voice on the other end reveals who it is who's called the house, I lose all need to be pleasant. Damn. I really need to memorise this goddamn number... so I can not answer it. "Whatcha wearin'?"
"Thank god Harrison didn't answer this, you fuck." I deeply roll my eyes. Thank god Har's out. No, this is not my mister, not the man I was going to meet just now- but its bad, enough. In an entirely different way. Its stupid, blackmailing, son of a... hundred maniacs. "What do you want?"
"What a way to answer the phone, Y/N. Gee, seems like every time I we talk, I'm learning how you really aren't in the right place, are you? Cheating on your poor husband, swearing... These aren't really signs of the perfect suburban house wife, is it?" Gritting my teeth, I keep from lashing out. I've learned, if you stay real quiet, Freddy wont have anything to pull from and will get bored quick. "Why so silent, hm?"
"... " Oh, fuck me. I cant help it. "Wondering where you get off judging me on being 'suburban', actually."
"Anywhere I like, thanks."
Oh... oh. Gross?
He doesn't see the disgust tearing my face into two perfect halves right now, but my silence must be enough as he laughs. The sound is directly into the phone, and harsh on my poor eardrums. Ugh... "Oh for gods sake... What are we? Fourteen years old?? Come on- why'd you call?"
"Uhhhh... " Quickly, midway through that drawn out 'um' sound, Freddy's voice transitions, and gets a whole lot darker. Something deep in his chest dislodging, to make it so. Perhaps, his heart. "Well... you might wanna come and see for yourself."
"Uh, I don't think so. I have somewhere to be right now- "
"Oh well you don't, anymore." And its clear what he isn't saying- or else I'll tell Harrison about Carter and set your life on fire. "Tell your boy toy you're takin' a reign check for the day. I think you'll last. In fact... after you come over here, you might be out of the game for a couple a hours at least- maybe days."
Hold on, hold on Freddy what the fuck- "What!?"
"... Believe it or not, I didn't actually mean for that one."
Moron.
~
Nevertheless, no matter how just... off setting, Freddy is, I had to when he asked. I had to jump when he said so.
Because if not, then he would tear my life apart.
So here I am, about to knock on that big red door he lives behind, wondering what I'm walking into. Where's Loretta? Where's Kathy? How long will the visit be? I told Carter I'd be an hour or two late- any longer and I wont see him at all today. Which would absolutely suck.
Just after my knuckles come down on the wood the first time, a hand comes down on my shoulder and I immediately jump out of my skin... then slowly look around.
There's Freddy, a cheeky grin on his face. It does nothing to set my nerves at ease. "Ugh... Why are you out here?"
"We're going to the backyard. Lets go." Taking me by the shoulders, he marches me around the side of the house, instead of through it for some reason, and into the familiar backyard. I've been here numerous times, as Loretta likes to hold our club meetings here - Barbecue's, tea's... that sort of thing. Just to let the kids play together and so the adults can enjoy some adult conversation. Its a nice yard... but depending on what her horrid husband is about to show me, it may not be considered as such anymore... - , but I'm now starting to develop a sick feeling in my stomach.
Honestly- I don't know much about Freddy at all. Yes, I went to school with him, but that doesn't mean much when he was a freaky loner kid the whole time. I remember he killed the class hamster once- that's about the only splash he ever made in the news pool; But it definitely stuck.
Yes, Loretta cleaned up his image a fair bit since getting married, but now he's blackmailing me, and as far as I know I'm now alone with him.
Suspicious of him suddenly, I slip out of his grip with a dirty look flashed his way. Don't touch me.
He just rolls his eyes, leading me around some hedges.
And then everything stops.
Him, me, the air; The air around me, the breeze, the breath in my throat.
There lays Loretta, on the ground. If I was really really naïve, I could imagine she were sleeping... or passed out, at least, due to the way she's sprawled out. No one would lay down like that willingly.
But... her eyes are open.
For a moment I'm tempted to kneel down; Take a closer look. Find out how, myself. Is she bleeding anywhere that I cant see now? Are her lips turning blue? If I moved some short red hair out of the way- would their be marks on her neck yet?
But then I come to my senses...
And freak. The fuck. O u t.
"What, the fuck, did you do!?" I whip around, looking at Freddy now which entirely new eyes. I mean, before I sure wasn't fond- but now I'm filled with something new, looking at him. Something a lot worse, something that makes me want to run. Run, and hide, and stay there.
And all these, even though he hasn't really changed. He still wears a mischievous smirk, stony blue eyes eating up my reactions... like always. But this time its just so so much worse. "Made some dead weight- now you're gonna help me get rid of it. So!" Finally, though its been only a matter of seconds, he turns his gaze off of me and I'm glad. That gaze is far too heavy. "Ideas?"
Only for a moment am I lost for words, struggling to push anything out. "I... I'm sorry??"
His gaze returns to mine, but this time my eyes are hard as his are dark. "Help. Me. Get rid of her. Fucking. Body. Or do you want your dirty laundry aired for the whole community to hear?"
Before I can help myself, I let out a sharp laugh, only succeeding in making Freddy's scowl deeper. "Freddy- this secret's a lot bigger, then mine. Sure, I might get divorced- but you're going to prison!" Does he get that? He's g o i n g to j a i l. Crossing my arms, I try to avoid looking at my ex-friend's body. I cant. "I'm sure as hell not gonna be in there with you, for being an accomplice."
I really cant look at her... I can only focus on Freddy. And that takes a lot of energy- its taking everything in me, in fact. Everything I have. But I have to. If its him or her, there's no choice.
But... then a creepy smile spreads across his face- a vast polarity to the frustrated glower of before. It makes my blood run cold.
"Ohhhh..." He looks almost ferocious, even in his composed state. Like a monster. Like any moment a fanged, inhuman creature is going to burst out of him and I'm going to wake up, and this will have been a nightmare. A horrible nightmare. The kind where that creature haunts me for a long time, after its over. After this over.
He's going to haunt me.
"You must think this is my first time... " My heart turns to ice, mouth hanging a little open... what the fuck have I found myself a part of!? Suddenly all the children's disappearances on the news lately come to the forefront of my brain... "Sweetheart, give a man his dues. I'm a hard working kinda guy... " I watch his gaze flicker to a door - the back door? No... The basement door, - and when a filthy smirk pulls at his mouth, my heart flies up into my throat. God, it makes me feel sick. I want to be violently ill. "My first was my adoptive Dad... pretty sick, huh?"
The fact that he didn't say anything about the basement, makes my imagination go wild. I swallow it down, though.
I just need to get out of here, and never think about this again.
And to do that I need to help Freddy get rid of this goddamn body- and... probably... testify at court... As the panic starts to finally rise up in my, right up to fill my throat, I immediately take in a deep breath and slowly let it out. "Okay... " No time to freak out. Now's the time for action.
Gaze flickering to Loretta again, I try to acclimatise to the sight. I think its a lost cause, though. "How did you get rid of him? Your Dad?"
"No, that's not gonna work. He was a drunk dead beat, and I just had to tell the police some guy's he owed money to came over to the house." Freddy grins happily at the memory, but then just as quickly, scowls at his poor deceased wife's body- that certainly cant fight back. I just tack this onto the long list of reasons I hate him. "Lore's such a goddamn goody goody- we cant do the same thing. You don't think I woulda thought of that??"
"Hey." I snap, hands braced on my hips as I flash a glare his way. "This is not the time to get defensive!"
"Whatever... "
Then- suddenly, something occurs to me. Confused, I look around; A deeply horrified feeling disturbing my stomach. "Hold on... Where's your daughter?" Seeing no sign of her anywhere, I definitely start to panic again- especially when I look to Freddy and just see a pert look in his eyes as he looks back at me, a smile that strikes something horrid inside me. My eyes narrow. "You sick fuck- where the fuck is she!??"
"Under the bed."
"What the fuck does that mean!?" I exclaim, frustrated and freaking out. He did not- he did not! Killing your spouse is one thing, but the kid?? Your own kid??
I don't wait around for him to be cryptic some more, and rush right into the house to look for her. Under the bed, under the bed, under the fucking bed...? Which fucking bed!? Forcing ferocity out of my voice, I carefully call out to Kathy. Hoping to god she answers. I try to sound normal. Maybe a little bit cheerful; Excited.
But my voice wobbles.
"Kathy?? Sweetheart, its Y/N! Are you hiding? I have something for you... " ?? You have something for her, Y/N?? God... now you have to figure out some kind of treat.
You know what? Whatever. We'll figure that out later.
Lets just hope we aren't searching for a corpse. I'd definitely be sick, seeing a child... the way Loretta is...
Shaking my head and clenching my fists, I try to focus on Kathy.
I check under the bed in the guest room because it comes into view first and she isn't there, then her bedroom and she isn't there either... and get a sick feeling as soon as I enter the last bedroom. Freddy's and Loretta's.
God, I've never been in here before but its like a museum peace now. A horrible one. Like if you would walk into the Titanic... or the Borden house.
"Kathy? You in here?" Flicking on the light I kneel down on the ground, and check under the bed.
And something immediately crashes over me, as the sight of her covering her eyes down there. It isn't exactly relief, because this whole situation is still phenomenally fucked up for her, but I am selfishly glad to not have to see her body... crumpled, just like her mother.
"Hey sweetheart," My voice quivers slightly now, but I quickly swallow. No. No. Now, you must be strong Y/N. "Its just me. Your Daddy was looking for you, and couldn't find you! It got him worried!"
"I... I don't wanna see Daddy. He hurt Mommy." Kathy doesn't remove her hands from her face, and stays firmly by the wall- too far away for anyone to grab. My heart sinks.
Slowly straightening up again, I try to take that piece of information in. Turning to the doorway, I see Freddy there. he must have followed me. I didn't even notice. Slowly, and quietly ferociously, I say; "She saw?!"
He has the good sense to look embarrassed, even if it is just to make fun of me. "It was spur of the moment... " He shrugs. "I didn't have time to get a babysitter!"
What a fucking excuse. For gods sake.
I'm definitely dealing with a psycho- if that was even a question before now.
Swiftly, I look down under the bed again, because I'm afraid that if I continue to engage with him- I'll scream, and I'll lose my breath, and I'll scare Kathy even more. She's at the forefront of my mind; That's all I can think about.
But what to do with her after I get her out from under this bed, I don't know. I cant give her back to her father... but I cant hand her over to the police either because that would involve telling them about Loretta, and... Freddy will definitely kill me, for that.
This is a nightmare of a situation.
I'm just opening my mouth to say something - what, I don't know yet, - when she speaks, instead. "Is he there?"
"... Yes." I wont lie to her; That would be treating her with not nearly as much respect as she deserves.
When she takes a deep breath and rubs her eyes, as if just trying to keep herself together, my heart clenches. God... and to think I might not have picks up Freddy's call today. I would have been leaving her with this. For the first time today, I'm morbidly glad I came.
She speaks in that loud, hissy way that kids think is a whisper. "Can he... can you please make him go away?"
Immediately I straighten back up and look to Freddy again, my eyebrows raised halfway up my forehead. Like well? "Get out."
"I don't think you're in a position to make demands here, bi- "
"Do you want Kathy to live down there now!??" I snap, trying not to be scared. Not really feeling scared, actually. Just happy to have a reason to tell him to get the hell away from me.
A deep frown creases his mouth, deeply unhappy about the situation, but steps back. I only hear him step out of the way of the door, but its good enough. Quickly, I get up and close the door - fighting with myself not to slam it, - and lock it.
Then I return to the floor, and see this time Kathy has uncovered her eyes. She looks so small, smaller then she actually is, and she looks like she's shaking. Little red bows and piggy tails in her hair are messy from crawling under the bed. "He's gone, sweetheart. And I locked the door."
She just nods, so I take the silence as a chance to offer my hand to her. "Take my hand, sweetie? Come on out from under the bed. Its cold down there, and no one wants you getting sick." I need to upkeep the family friend bit, I need to sound caring and collected. I need her to trust me.
Her big eyes, not Loretta's colour or Freddy's, look nervous as hell. And she shakes her head.
Taking a deep breath, and I conjure all the sincerity as I can. And mean it. My eyes soften and I try really hard, to resent myself as someone trustworthy- which is hard, seeing as I've never really been that. I mean, I'm cheating on my husband. I told Carter today the same lie I told Harrison when i knew I was going to be late. The only person I think who knows the truth behind all my lies is Freddy. That says something about a person, that the only person who knows them is a psychopath.
But I want to, I need to, be good for this little girl. And there's no time for me turn my life around so it has to start with this. How fucked is that?
"... I promise, I'll take care of you. He wont hurt you."
After a few whole minutes, in which I stay silent because yes she's a child, but she's still thinking, she crawls over and takes my hand, letting me lead her out. Crawling into my lap as I cross my legs under her, she buries her face in my shirt- hiding. "You promise?"
Taking a deep breath, because I've really done it now, I offer my pinky for her to see if she turned her head. I know Freddy's listening to all of this through the wall, but I try not to freak out. "Pinky swear?"
"Pinky swear." She peaks out from my shirt, and curls her little finger around mine. Okay... "Y/N... I'm scared."
"Yeah... Me too, sweetie."
What am I going to do?
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sooyoung’s relationship with nct dream!
✿ mark
he was actually the first one to introduce himself to her in the dreamies
he was really sweet towards her but wasn’t like, over the top, he was kinda chill yk
and that just made her feel so comfortable because she had so many worries about joining nct dream as a girl, she knew monique would also be there, but they weren’t in the same unit so it was very nerve racking for sooyoung
and this girl was like, 15 and she was being thrown into debut suddenly with a bunch of boys, and it was very overwhelming
but mark assured her that it was all okay, and that everyone wanted her there, and that she deserved to be here
if she was ever having any problems with anything, he would always try his best to help her out, or direct her to someone he knew would help her
and now they are the bestest friends, sooyoung admitted that out of the members he feels like an older brother the most to her :D
their always goofing off or messing around, but not like bouncing off the walls together, they just make jokes to each other and burst out laughing
they have so so many inside jokes omg
and whenever they randomly make eye contact, they would always burst out laughing, they literally can NOT be serious around each other ....
mark is basically the reason she knows so much english 😭 she literally just repeats whatever he says and then studies it later....that’s basically how she learned lmaooooo
✿ renjun
renjun ALWAYS clowns her, like she could just be breathing and he would make fun of her (all jokes ok he loves her)
and she’s just like .... did i ask
but she always gets him back :D
she doesn’t roast him, but rather she EMBARRASSES him
if renjun teased her a lot in a video that was uploaded fhat day, she would go on vlive and tell a VERY embarrassing story of renjun and go in COMPLETE detail and then she’s done she’s like “how are you guyssss?”
once renjun saw that she was doing that and he went to where ever she was and complained about it and she just laughed at him while he was begging her to stop 😭
they love each other i promise
they also play fight a lot, like they could just randomly be hanging out in the living room and they would just randomly start fighting each other until they called a truce
sooyoung always wins ☺️, you gotta learn a few tricks if you spend the majority of your time with seven boys
also, when sooyoung got confindent and comfortable with speaking some mandarin, she randomly started speaking it renjun
and he was SO touched like 🤞 he was in shock he was like “when did you- how- what?” and she was just like “ i wanted to learn some so i can talk to you and chenle, i don’t know much but it’s a start!”
and renjun just hugged her, he didn’t know what to say and he was like I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH
no bcuz sooyoung literally deserves the world okay shes so sweet
and renjun would teach her and help her practice when he saw her studying and they just have little conversations with each other in mandarin, and it’s so cute hehe
oh yeah stargazing is a thing for them heeh, when neither of them can sleep because their stressed or it’s just not happening, they both go outside and attempt to watch the stars, even if you can barely see them since their in the city :/
✿ jeno
GAMING BESTIES
they stay up so late playing games whenever they are off and always regret it in the mornings 😭
when she first started playing games w him she was rlly bad and jeno would always beat her and he was SO SMUG ABOUT IT and he was like “haha loser💪”
and sooyoung being the hard worker she is, she practiced her gaming skills for a few months and watched a ton of vids and jeno would ask her to game and she was like “no, not yet.” “i’m kidding your not a loser!” “i’m not playing w u until i can beat ur ass!”
and then a few months later she finally asked him to play
and jeno was like YAY ☺️☺️
and he kept on hyping himself up,,, and then sooyoung beat him
she ended up beating him 4/6 times they played 🤞
JENO WAS SO SHOCKED
HE WAS SO HEARTBROKEN
and sooyoung was just like :))) it’s okay jeno, maybe next time!” and she skipped out of his room happily while jeno was still like :0
he sat there in shock for awhile...
song writing besties 🤞
he actually helped her a lot when she was first learning, and when she completed her lyrics she had him check them over
same for him, she would always read over his lyrics he written, and sometimes she recorded a guide for him !
they always bounce ideas off of each other whenever their stuck, and then their like “damn we rlly are big brain 🤞”
OHHHH SHE MET HIS CATS ONCE
she fell in love with them, and his cats were instantly drawn to her
jeno has like 100 pictures of her w his cats he’s like :)) my childern
after meeting them sooyoung wont stop asking for asking for pictures of them or asking if their okay 😭
jenos like “do you love my cats more than me?“ and shes like “YUP:D”
✿ haechan
oh my gosh someone seperate them
these two are so chaotic omg
they are always coming at everyone’s throats omg
they roast the shit out of everyone 😭😭
whenever they are together there’s always loud laughing, BECAUSE HAECHAN IS JUST SO FUNNY OK
completly random but they look so cute and pretty sitting next to each other :D
haechan does tease her, but it’s not as much as the other members and she’s like :) “i’m special”
he’s always hugging on her and she either has two reactions:
if she’s sleepy and haechan throws himself on her she’s like ??? who tf is on me ??? and she looks so confused while haechan is moving around on her to get comfy and hes lowkey screaming and shes like 😳 i just woke up, and then she just goes back to sleep
if she’s wide awake she will scream and laugh and jokingly push haechan off of her until she gives up and just hugs back onto him, and she pats his head and goes “haechannie, your so cute :) i love you!“
its kinda a suprise that he’s older than her because he acts SO CUTE AROUND HER
and normally sooyoung would judge tf iut of u if you acted cute around her but wirh haechan she gets SO SOFT
like internally screams with haechan looks at her with a soft expression on his face because HE IS JUST SO CUTE AWH
another gaming duo <3
although it’s harder to beat haechan for her 😭😭
she’s only beat him like 5 times of the 6 years she’s known him 🤞
they also stay up late together, like they’ll be facetiming and they will litwrally just talk about ANYTHING and laugh their asses off
he lets her ramble about the random facts that she knows or the show she has been watching and jes just like :D your so cute, even if she repeated the same thing 2828 times or is not making any sense at all
haechan and sooyoung are so soft for each other 🤞
but they also arent afraid to roast tf out of each other 💪
✿ jaemin
these two are the sweetest omg
like they are SO CLOSE
and they are always together omg
like they always hang out in either one of their rooms and chill, it’s mostly her room tho because she complains about jaemins bed 😳
jisung feels like jaemin is his roomie too because he’s in there so much :0
dw sooyoung and jaemin are considerate 🤞
if jisung is sleeping and they wanna have a deep ass talk then jaemin will drags her to his room, because lets say jeno is a heavy sleeper (idk if he is but lets just say he is ☺️)
they are ALWAYS cuddling, like whenever she walked infront of his and he is sitting down, he’ll pull her to either sit next to him or his lap, it depends if cameras are around 🤞 and then once she’s sitting he’ll wrap his arms around her and just cuddle until they get uncomfortable lmao 😭
sooyoung will not fall asleep on any other member but jaemin, it’s just a thing idk, not that she’s not comfortable with the other members she just prefers to cuddle w jaemin since they cuddle so much hehehehe
whenever they are out walking in the streets and she’s tired she’ll grab onto jaemin’s shirt and he just down at her like :0 oh my god your so cute i just wanna protect ☺️, and he just puts his arm around her shoulder while she holds onto him :( i love them their relationship is so soft
ohhhhh jaemin made her go bike riding w him one day and she felt like she was going to DIE, her legs were so sore afterwards but jaemin was semi fine, and she was just like 😡i hate you.
she always asks jaemin to edit her photos for her, cuz she doesn’t know how hmph, and jaemin offered to teach her so she was like ☺️ okay so she sat in a chair next to him, and she ended up falling asleep.... whoops
jaemin was like “so you just do this to remove any- sooyoung?” and he looked down and sooyoung had her head against her knees, and she was OUT, like jaemin tried everything to wake her, so he ended up having to pick her up and put her on his bed while he finished editing her pictures 🤞
best boy jaemin YUP
i could write for AGES about them because i just love their relationship so so so much but all you guys need to know in summary is that they are such a soft friendship, they can always be seen cuddling together, they talk about almost everything, and their just besties :D
✿ chenle
01 liner babe’s yup !
they were close before debuting because they were close in age, and when they found out they were debuting they were like YESSS I KNOW YOU 😟😟
they call themselves twins hehe, even if they aren’t even born in the same month 😭
if they say they are twins, they are twins.
HIGH PITCHED LAUGH DUO YUP
sooyoung also has a higher pitched laughed, so whenever they laugh, it’s VERY high pitched
also they love to randomly harmonize?
like they could just be sitting in the waiting room and then they would just sing in harmony and then go back to whatever they were doing :0
ohhhh and they LOVE doing tik toks together
they will do covers of dances together or those silly duo ones and it’s so FUNNY because they are both so chaotic and it’s so cute
they really killing everyone w their cuteness 😭😭😭
he was also so shocked when she spoke mandarin to him, even if it was just a little bit and kinda awkward because she had just been studying to for a few months (she started studying it in january 2021!) and he was like 😟😄😄
he also gave her a big hug but he was way more entergetic than renjun, he shook her back and forth and yelled in her ear, NOT ON OURPOSE
he was just excited 🤞🤞
ohhhh they also post lil duets together :D and it’s so CUTE
like their both bare faced in a dim lit vocal room and one of them is playing the piano, and they just sing, and it’s so raw and beautiful, OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM
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✿ jisung
at first he was kinda shy around her, since hes normally shy around new people
and sooyoung was like, i understand, but shes an extrovert so she tried her hardest to be friends with everyone and talk to everyone, and jisung was like ???? how are you so talkative ???
the first thing he ever said to her was “your shirt’s cool, i like shinee subaenim too!” and it was really quiet and sooyoung was like “thanks ☺️”.
she was wearing a shinee tshirt btw, she’s a big shawol 🤭
they eventually got close though, i mean your bound to be when your with them all day yk
but sooyoung was so soft and gentle w him and reassuring him that it’s okay that hes a lil shy and he just felt comfortable around her, even if it was kinda hard to have conversations
now their inseparable!
she always laughs whenever he breaks something, but she always grabs it and sees if she can fix it for him, while laughing
for the first few years of their debut jisung was like her lil bro, she would always tease him or fool around him
and now its the reverse 😭
jisung always roast her or teases her, and it’s so subtle she would just laugh whenever he said something and then after awhile she realizes what he just said so she’s like ... ☺️😟😳😕
shes like wHAT HAPPENED TO MY LIL BRO
jisung always pats her head when she has her mouth open after he teases her, and is like “hehe, love u”
“sure you do jisung, sure you do.”
she gets him back by blasting twice or shinee and dancing on her bed until jisung gets out of bed and turns it off 😭
she never does that when he’s sleeping because she doesn’t actually wanna make him mad 😭
they have never fought and she’s not willing to loose that streak
jisung compared their hand size once and it litteraly made sooyoungs hands look like a baby hand and she was like ... i hate it here
now he always asks for a high five and then he laughs because of the size difference
and she gets SO MAD
“STOP DOING THATTTTT, ITS NOT FUNNY”
“stop falling for it 🤷♂️”
“hOLD ME BACK.”
jaemin actually had to hold her back from running after him after he teased her
not that she would hurt jisung....she would just hit him a few times
jaemin scolds her for fighting the members he’s like “we do not condone violence in this household!”
then she goes “condone violence my ass! just let me flick him.”
jaemin doesn’t let her flick him 😭😭
she does it before jisung goes to sleep tho 💪
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Helluva Boss episode 7 liveblog
2 minutes in and this is the horniest episode I've ever seen
Oh he's gonna call Stolas for a date!!!!
Ohhhh no I actually feel bad for Stolas, I feel like this is gonna end with Stolas being upset cause Blitzø only called him to get into the club. My mind jumps to Stolas getting up from the table in the trailer.
Awww hes so excited to be holding Blitzø's hand
Ohhhh Blitzø, bro, I feel like you're gonna upset him and regret it
I also weirdly suspect we'll see Barbie Wire?????
Aww hes so nervous
I'm having to stop myself from looking at comments, the comment section is being closed now
Ficking FIZZ??!?!
Of course
Oh he knows Fizz Fizz?!?!? I assumed he just knew robot Fizz wow
Oh allll his exes in one place huh
Hes gonna start going overboard with Stolas to be like "fuck you I upgraded" isnt he??
MOXXIE?!?!
Oh wow!!!!!
Oh shit was that Asmodeus in the box??
This song is cute but I get a feeling the Lust ring wont appreciate it
Knew it
Oh I love Ozzy's voice
His design is so coooooool!!!!!
I almost get the feeling Millie is gonna jump in to defend him and then Blitz is gonna jump in to defend both of them
Oh Moxxie...
Oh well I guess technically he jumped in
Oh Fizz is about to roast him isnt he..
Verosika my beloved bitch
Oh no no no no no
Stolas spotted
I mean...... at least they're having fun????
Oh my god she fucking killed him
Awww, I actually like Ozzy he looks so sad
Awwwww are Fizz and Ozzy a thing?????
That's oddly cute
This is really cute and meanwhile Stolas and Blitz are probably having breakdowns
Oh he mad
Awww does Blitzø want a relationship with Stolas but believes hes being played when hes romantic??? That's really sad to me, bruh
Oh nooo dont cry owl boy
Oh Tex!! Nice to see they're still friends
THEY WERE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS?!?!?!?!
?!?! Fam?!?!?!?
Bruh that ended really sad
Blitzo lore?? I guess???
Man I cant wait until next episode, that was so good. Really hope Blitz and Stolas figure out what's happening between them, I feel like it could develop into a proper relationship.
I think Stolas launching himself at the phone when it said that Blitz was calling
OH SHIT I JUST REALISED HE CALLED HIM BLITZ AND NOT BLITZY!! DEVELOPMENT!!!
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