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I found the Barbie Movie meme template and I love it lmao
#no but why does colby actually look good in it lmao#numb3rs#numb3rs memes#memes#barbie#barbie meme#charlie eppes#colby granger#charlie x colby#colby x charlie
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"so a professor and a sniper walk into a gay bar in florida"
I need to know.
ahahaha. so, actually, counting the dreamling fic i posted in november (which came third) and the jack/daniel fic i posted yesterday, at one point i had three separate “so these two people bump into each other in a gay bar” WIPs. the jack/daniel one came first; this one came second, so the name was mostly me making a joke at my own expense.
this one is for numb3rs, and i have no idea if you’ve ever watched that! the professor in question is charlie eppes, the main character, and the sniper in question is ian edgerton, the fourth-best sniper in … the country? i wanna say the country. (another character, at one point, calls him “one of the best snipers in the known universe”.) the show takes place in LA and LA-adjacent areas, which is why the florida part is relevant.
i find the dynamic between charlie and ian fascinating. the first time they meet there’s so much friction, but as the series progresses you can visibly see them thawing toward each other. when ian is trying to clear his name in “ultimatum” one of his initial demands is charlie, on a video call, in 20 minutes; when charlie gets there, ian apologizes for getting him involved, and you can see he genuinely means it. and in the last episode, ian’s “i cannot believe your brother didn’t invite me to his wedding!” is something he never would’ve said after their first meeting. neither of them probably would’ve believed they’d get to that point, after their first meeting.
this also stems from my general dissatisfaction with the charlie/amita relationship — don’t get me wrong, i absolutely loved amita as a character, but the will-they-won’t-they got so, so, so old. and even after they finally settled down together it … i don’t know. sometimes when i’m watching a tv show two characters will get together and my thought is “awwww, finally!” or something like that, and sometimes two characters will get together and it feels like they’re only getting together because the writers thought it was a good idea. which, like … i realize the inherent nonsense of that statement, don’t worry, but i can’t think of a better way to put it. it felt very forced, to me.
so that’s where this picks up: a year or so after the season finale, charlie in florida because he’s been at loose ends for a few months since the visiting professorship and his marriage both ended and he figured, hey, why not? and ian in florida because his last assignment was in florida and his bosses have been Strongly Hinting that maybe he should take some of his vacation days, perhaps, please.
also, here, a snippet:
“Well well well,” he hears, a second and a half later, and turns his head despite himself, because that sounded an awful lot like Ian Edgerton, which is ridiculous. Except when he looks, Ian just raises his eyebrows a little, looking like he’s trying very hard not to smirk.
“Ian,” he says. “Hi.”
“Professor,” Ian replies, nodding slightly, letting a bit more of the smirk out. “What’s a nice young man like you doing in a place like this?”
“Well,” Charlie says, “I’m guessing you’re looking for a more detailed answer than drinking, even though it would be accurate?” He holds up his half-empty glass as proof.
“Good guess, although you don’t actually have to answer,” Ian says. Then, after a pause, “Also, what is that you’re drinking?”
Um. “Hmm,” he says out loud, looking down into the glass thoughtfully. No drink name written on the underside of the glass; that would be too easy. Also too complicated, probably, in the long run. “I don’t remember what it’s called, actually, but it tastes like pineapple and coconut and blue.”
“Blue is a flavor?”
“Absolutely.” Probably.
(ask me about any of my WIPs, if you would like!)
#asks answered#ask meme#my fic lives here#numb3rs#in retrospect probably more rambling than you expected
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Paul Michael Glaser as Brett Hanson in Numb3rs, Season 5 Episode 9 “Conspiracy Theory”
#paul michael glaser#numb3rs#well hi there handsome#damn pmg get your silver fox on#i like the glasses#damn if he doesn't wear a suit well though#the bit with the emt is after an explosion#that guy appears to be trying to check his pulse and his blood pressure at the same time#and pmg has this look on his face like#wtf are you even doing#insert buzz lightyear meme#i don't believe that man has ever been to medical school#most of these are from only one scene#for some reason i'm having a hard time getting screen caps that aren't blurry#i'll post more if I can and I'm trying to get video of his scenes#i have the whole episode i'm not sure if the show is streaming anywhere#if you can't find it let me know and I'll try to hook you up
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Picking some sort of at random from further down the list: 52, 63, 73!
HIT MY 1K PROGRESS MARKER time to have some fun thank youuuuu
52. how many unfinished ideas/stories are you working on at the same time?
oh my gd im like [marge hiding her face dot meme] uh. a lot. A Lot. All Of The Time. it depends on if you mean actively or passively, and then what 'actively' means in the situation. i have. a LOT of wips i should tally them sometime lmao. no that would be really fun, actually, i should do that now and then do some kind of ask game with it. that would be another fun one to get myself through this time of year with. ANYWAYS. off the top of my head right now in terms of things i have opened and worked on in the last ~month or so, i have 'the same story' (ted lasso mediafic), 'wriggle up on dry land' (ted lasso baby jamie au), 'my dead are mine (and yours as well as mine)' (gideon the ninth resurrection break it worse then fix it fic), 'bifurcation theory' (numb3rs au heavily inspired by the bbc series 'the five'), 'one right move' (flashpoint episode 2x10 time loop fix it), 'something to hold onto' (macgyver torture fic), 'loneliness into loneliness' (ted lasso two aces qpr fic), 'never been in love' (911 aro buck fic). also some assorted gift fics. probably some others. i can't um. focus lmaoooo.
63. what’s the best insult you’ve read in a fic?
oh my gd idk off the top of my head but i am Sure it was something from @punkwixes's locked tomb theatre au
73. how do you visualize scenes? do you see it like a movie in your head, or do the words just flow?
oh i don't visualize basically fuck-all. i try sometimes but it's a little tough. i sometimes reference literal visuals when i'm really strugglin or i'll draw diagrams but mostly i know in like. described terms but not visual terms, y'know, i don't really Picture much and it's very hard for me and shifts constantly when i do.
help me reward myself with treats to get through my finals season by sending me things from this ask game list!
#gav gab#gav answers#THANK YOUUUU#philcoulsonismyhero#every time i see your icon it brings me delight btw#writing liveblog#ask box games
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is it weird to just answer the ask meme questions without actual asks? probably, but i want to yell about fandom shit rn so you can't stop me
A - Ships that you currently like a lot. its obvious that im in a grimm fixation rn, so i have to say nick/monroe as a romantic ship (or nick/monroe/rosalee), and the whole gang as a platonic relationship. For SGA, i'm always a mcshep fan but i honestly enjoy any pairing of AR1. Anyone that has followed me for an extended period of time knows that im a mcdanno (H50) and leverage ot3 truther as well.
B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind. hmm, not sure? OH some folks doing the sga kinkmeme have mentioned john/cam and im very intrigued
C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will. Rodney/Jennifer :( I love Jennifer, but the writers consistently changed her characterization and that relationship felt forced and weird (SGA)
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t. John/Elizabeth. I'm sorry! maybe its just because im gay af but to me their relationship felt like bffs, not romantic (SGA)
E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what? I made that stargate cinnamon roll meme, if that counts
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom? ~10 years
G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it? i'm a multishipper for sure, but one of the first ships i remember really clearly was eric/ryan from csi miami (circa age like 12)
H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)? TV!
I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why? I dont know that it was entirely tumblr, but yeah, Voltron. The fandom was truly fucking awful
J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.) uhhhh, like every show tbh. 99% of the shows i watch came from tumblr or online friends
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc? Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. hmm, I guess Adalind counts as a character who isnt one of my faves. She's a complex and interesting character, and its clear that a lot of her decisions come from a place of trauma. After having Diana it really shows that she does want to protect her and keep her safe (grimm)
M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend. Ronon (SGA), Hardison (Leverage), Teal'c (SG1), etc
N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom 1. men showing emotions!!! (grimm does this well, thankfully) 2. on a similar note: depicting how the shit these characters get up to is traumatizing and how that impacts them long term 3. literally any canon queer rep. can we PLEASE have a show like stargate or grimm where one of the characters (especially a man) is canonically queer? is that so hard???
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of? Forfeit by Rise Against always makes me think of ascended Daniel/Jack (SG1). Oh and ever since i saw a gifset with lyrics from it, Timberwolves at New Jersey by Taking Back Sunday makes me think of John (SGA)
P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas). one of these fuckin days i am going to write a baseball SGA AU
Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why. As previously mentioned: Voltron because the fan base was toxic and awful
R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom? all my favorite fandoms are themed around found family so this is so hard lmao. Nick & Hank (Grimm), Eliot & Harry (Leverage Redemption), Harry & Breanna (LR), Don & Charlie if brothers count (Numb3rs), etc
S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon anyone who reads my H50 fics knows that i will fuckin die on the hill that Danny has an anxiety disorder
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? besides anxious danny, I'd say John having ADHD (SGA), and Monroe being bi (Grimm) are two right off the top of my head
U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites 1. Steve McGarrett (H50) - he's been through so much shit, but he's still so damn loyal and protective and kind. He's such a good dude who is just traumatized beyond belief. 2. Charlie Eppes (Numb3rs) - besides the fact that i am CONVINCED he has ADHD, he's just so fucking loving and passionate about his work and the people he loves. he balances out the hardness of Don and the gang with the sheer size of his heart 3. Eliot Spencer (Leverage) - basically the same reason as steve. I have a type.
V - Which character do you relate to most? this is tough. probably Daniel (SG1) - esp early seasons - because of similar worldviews and interests and personalities, and Danny (H50) because of similar personalities
W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom. MISCOMMUNICATION!! its so frustrating.
X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom. im a big ol softie so i love stuff like mutual pining, hurt/comfort, etc.
Y - What are your secondhand fandoms Good Omens is a big one rn lmao. I've read the book but haven't watched the show. Also, Daredevil probably. I watched at least the first season years ago, but haven't seen anything beyond that. I still enjoy seeing people's posts about it and i read fic sometimes
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! im so cranky rn about the lack of depiction of trauma/mental illness/neurodivergence/etc in fandoms where its to be expected. like with Grimm rn, you give Nick PTSD and sensory enhancements but then suddenly forget about them?? that's not how that works! Or why is it always just hinted at that characters are ND? why is it so hard to just be like 'yeah no x has ADHD (or whatever)'? i want to be able to actually have complex/tough/interesting/etc protags that are ALSO neurodiverse. if we're all reading John as having ADHD (SGA) or Parker being autistic (leverage) anyways, why can't these things just be intentionally part of the character
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I GOT UR NUMB3R || Double life animation meme || ft. Clock duo
#impulsesv#bdoubleo100#tato art#impulsesv fanart#bdoubleo100 fanart#clock duo#animation meme#impdubs#impulse#double life smp#double life#double life fanart#double life smp fanart#dlsmp#bdoubleo fanart#bdoubleo#bdubs#bdubs fanart#trafficblr#Youtube#🚦#clockduo#life series fanart#life series
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Shoukd I start making text post-screenshot memes for numb3rs and The Santa Clause
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Chapter two: he’s bi* he’s homeless he has radiation poisoning† and he’s new in town
* really he’s more full gay but that doesn’t fit the meme
† no he doesn’t but scientifically speaking he should
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Howdy, hello and g’day!
I’m Charlie (they/them). Welcome to my silly lil Tumblr blog!
MY LINKS:
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MY TAG SYSTEM:
#the human experience - poetry, web weaving, quotes and such (some sub tags include “grief as a human experience” and “change as a human experience”)
#fanfiction, #fanfic memes, #ao3 etiquette - all fanfiction-related tags, not used for actual written works
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#my writing - self explanatory
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#[year] - just my way of keeping track of how things have changed over time
#polls - I reblog every poll I vote in because I am a huge statistics nerd. I delete them after they’re completed.
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MY FANDOMS (incomplete list):
Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Criminal Minds, The Martian (Andy Weir book and movie) MCU, Merlin (no spoilers, please!!), Newsies!, Numb3rs, Pixelface, Sherlock, Supernatural and many, many more!
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aquariums, archery, cowboys, criminology, fanfiction, forensics, languages & linguistics, museums, psychology, sustainability (particularly light pollution), violin, yarn crafts, zoos and many, many more!
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charlie anytime he has to play nice with marshall pennfield
#numb3rs#convergence is a good episode#any episode that gives insight to whatever tf charlie has going on is a good episode i don’t make the rules i just benefit from them#yeah yeah i know they were chill by the end of the episode but charlie having an academic nemesis who pops up once a season is much funnier#y’know when i started this show i thought i’d have a lot more meta-y things to say#instead it’s just memes
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LET THIS MAN BE SINGLE FOR A SECOND
#I know I’m exaggerating slightly lmao#but I’ve said it before I don’t like don and charlie’s romances#I love robin and amita individually but I hate that they’re usually only important next to the men they date#they deserve better writing#I just feel like in my opinion don’s chemistry with his love interests is weird and lacking#numb3rs#numb3rs memes#memes#don eppes
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Murderer in literally any crime show: *goes on a monologue about why they did it*
FBI/Cops:
#im binging numb3rs rn and i swear every episode ends this way#like every episode#i watch alot of crime shows#numb3rs#crime shows#brooklyn 99#brooklyn 99 meme#crime show meme#meme#cool motive still murder
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This is pure crack, but yknow remember the “FBI Guy” meme where we made jokes about the FBI Guy that’s watching us through our webcam and judging us for our weird internet searches?
Well
Imagine Charlie being Amita’s FBI Guy
Someone write this fic. Or else I’ll do it myself!
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some of you never were in fictional love with Will Hunting or Charlie Epps while growing up and it shows
#meme tag#Good Will Hunting#Numb3rs#Charlie Epps#Will Hunting#i am seriously in love with both of these characters#mathematics
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fandom meme: j, k, r? :)
lolllll ur cute ;)
J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)
homestuck for sure. supernatural. don’t hit me i’m scared, or whatever? i didn’t even know those were things to be fans of aside from tumblr.
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
this is an unfair question and i refuse to pick a favorite. although actually, in terms of best development… wyldon of cavall from the protector of the small.
R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?
oh there are so many options for this. dairine&roshaun from YW, abby&tim from NCIS, charlie&larry from NUMB3RS, kel&neal from protector of the small, kel&raoul from the same…
thank you!!
ask me things
#nyquildriver#ask#meme#fandom#Tortall#Wyldon of Cavall#NCIS#NUMB3RS#sarah gets housetrapped#i'm not listing the rest of these
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First line meme:
I was tagged by the lovely @greenapricot . I have recently just gotten back into writing, so after the first four be prepared for some blasts from the past… Seriously, I had to figure out my LiveJournal login!
1. heavy heart dreaming with the light on - Shetland - Jimmy/Duncan
"What ye doing," Jimmy asked as he rounded the sofa and looked down at Duncan.
2. Strangely Warm Hearts - Shetland - Jimmy/Duncan
Duncan was in the middle of the lunch rush when the distinctive ping that he had set as the text alert for both Mary and James Perez sounded from his back pocket.
3. Sleepless Heart - Shetland - Jimmy/Duncan
The sleet hitting the roof and Jimmy’s deep steady breaths were the only sounds keeping Duncan’s insomnia company as the night wore on to day.
4. Starving Hearts - Shetland - Jimmy/Duncan
An empty pizza box sat on the table in front of them.
Now we rewind to 2011
5. Surfboard Shopping - Hawaii 5-0 - Danny/Steve
Holding out his hand for her to take before crossing the road, Steve smiled down at the little girl beside him, “Okay, Miss Grace, do you remember the rules?”
6. Capital Health Stroke and Cerebrovascular Center - Hawaii 5-0 - vague Danny/Steve
James Williams steps into the ICU waiting room; the fifteen minutes he’s allotted hourly to be by his wife’s side up much too
7. Freeman, Beautiful Skin Avocado & Oatmeal Purifying Clay Masque - Midsomer Murders - Tom and Joyce Barnaby
DCI Tom Barnaby stares with open abandonment at the green muck covering his wife’s face
8. Revelation - Lewis - Lewis/Hobson
"I wonder what they talk about over breakfast?"
9. Supper and Sympathy - Lewis - pre Lewis/Hobson
“Didn’t Morse teach you anything?”
10. The Sound of His Voice - Lewis - gen with hints of Lewis/Hobson and Lewis/Morse
Detective Sergeant James Hathaway had been standing by the pub window for nearly half an hour, debating about going outside into the rain.
11. Nom De Plume - Law and Order: SVU - Elliot and Olivia
It was just a slip.
12. Freeman, Beautiful Skin Avocado & Oatmeal Purifying Clay Masque - Midsomer Murders - Tom and Joyce Barnaby
DCI Tom Barnaby stares with open abandonment at the green muck covering his wife’s face.
13. Afternoon Light Through the Glass of a City Diner - Law and Order: Criminal Intent - Bobby Goren, Alex Eames, with a fleeting pinch of Mike Logan
They watched the leather coat swirl as the man wearing it slipped out into the dwindling afternoon light.
14. Daddy(s) - Numb3rs - Don Eppes/Billy Copper/Melinda Reeves (OC)
When Melinda Reeves-Eppes entered her home and heard the gentle Jazz music coming from the master bedroom she sighed in annoyance.
15. Fishnets In Water - Criminal Minds - Derek Morgan/Penelope Garcia
He’s not really sure that the gartered stockings are strictly acceptable according to FBI dress code.
16. A Beer Shared with Friends - The West Wing - Josh Lyman and Donna Moss
Josh Lyman paused in the doorway; his hyperactive, buzzing body stilling for a rare moment.
17. Fairy Lights - Midsomer Murders - Cully Barnaby/Gavin Troy
The fairy lights twinkling above his head had to have been Cully’s idea.
18. Fermata - NCIS - Jethro Gibbs/Abby Sciuto
Music.
19. Pioggia a Firenze - NCIS - Tony DiNozzo/Maddie Tyler
The Hotel Brunelleschi is a rare gem tucked away in a small courtyard only accessible by a smaller alley in the shadow of Florence’s Il Duomo.
20. Moments Swirling Through the Air - Midsomer Murders - Cully Barnaby/Gavin Troy (but not really)
You find it hard to believe that you agreed to be in part of her wedding.
21. (Cause apparently I cant count) Love’s Prism - Numb3rs - Megan Reeves/Larry Fleinhart
“Did you know that reflective prisms were left on the moon by astronauts from the Apollo 11, 14, and 15 missions as well as the Soviet Luna 21 robot mission?”
That was a fun exercise and reminded me that I really need to move some of my old fics to AO3. Also, wow! I used to be prolific.
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