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free him
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Little jockey
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put in the tags a show you don鈥檛 like that much, but love the theme song(s) for it
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i did my best to include lots of birds. sorry if i missed your favorite or miscategorized it! i am no bird expert
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I will die here happily
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rb and tell me what鈥檚 your most re watched movie.. and be honest
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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren鈥檛 exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie
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Oh yes please on the dish service. I have a dishwasher but some of my stuff can only be hand washed and I hate it
Valet trash may be the best thing I've been forced to pay for recently. It's a mandatory fee at my new complex and I don't even care because instead of taking my own trash to the dumpster, I just set the trash bag right outside my door and sometime in the night, lovely invisible trash fairies come and whisk it away in the night, presumably to the Land of Fill
It's like Santa Claus in reverse
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I finally watched Con O'Neill's episode of Midsomer Murders and I am genuinely not ok about the Cheese Man
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HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE CHEESE 馃ズ馃挋馃
I finally watched Con O'Neill's episode of Midsomer Murders and I am genuinely not ok about the Cheese Man
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I finally watched Con O'Neill's episode of Midsomer Murders and I am genuinely not ok about the Cheese Man
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Valet trash may be the best thing I've been forced to pay for recently. It's a mandatory fee at my new complex and I don't even care because instead of taking my own trash to the dumpster, I just set the trash bag right outside my door and sometime in the night, lovely invisible trash fairies come and whisk it away in the night, presumably to the Land of Fill
It's like Santa Claus in reverse
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They don't give a single duck
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