“laurajanegrace — What if this whole time we were actually undercover cops?? Alright, alright, I know the joke isn’t funny — Just making a music video, okay????”

IM NOT A COP MUSIC VIDEO WITH PARIS!!!!!!!

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

Today's Seal Is: Vandalized

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

👅👅 my pussy

did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

Love Trans Women Forever.

Today's Seal Is: Ya Really Mean It?

I need everyone’s best character advice. STAT.

This is how you move on