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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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I think a lot of tumblr users need to learn that in the same way morality and beauty aren’t connected, neither are morality and quality.

If your first reaction to an artist doing something shitty is to say “Well, their music was always shit anyways” then that’s bad??? That’s a bad way to approach media actually.

Sometimes good artists do shitty things, sometimes shitty artists do good things idk what to tell you.

#ok yeah I’ll say it this post is about Taylor Swift #Do I care about taylor swift? no.#Do i listen to her music? no #but jesus christ some of yall talk way too interchangeably about her music and her as a person #not to mention I’ve seen tons of just genuine fake news spread about her on here #Even if her new album is shit (haven’t listened to it yet)#the quality of her music will never be connected to if her actions are shitty or nor #(and let’s be honest: She’s a super rich white woman….her actions prob aren’t gonna be the best)#but Jesus fucking christ #she’s the current world’s biggest singer for a reason #maria talks about things

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there’s so much pathologizing over why enemies to lovers is a popular trope (something something the normalization of abuse something something) when the simplest and less moronic answer is that narratives thrive on irony and reversals, and there’s no greater irony than characters going from hating each other’s guts to loving each other unconditionally. raw thesis-antithesis-synthesis.

#thisssss!!!#the best stories (In my opinion) are subversive in nature #A basic concept+a twist (or a hook if you will)#I love subversiveness I love irony I love it when stories are dynamic #maria talks about things

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the reason we know fandom wiki isn't accurate is because it straight up said that gus isn't just as weird as shawn, he just goes along with the antics. fuck right off. he's just as weird IF NOT WEIRDER than shawn. yes he's the "responsible one" but having a job isn't mutually exclusive with being batshit. gus is Weird and Strange and his idea of a good superhero is a guy who tap dances and throws sand in people's eyes

#Gus is just as weird he just tries to hide it (and fails)

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Gary Oldman being all giggly and fangirling while reading the script for the new episodes of Slow Horses, eagerly waiting for the moment when he'll see Jack Lowden reacting to Lamb's verbal abuse is totally relatable for us here on Tumblr.

He's soooo into River Cartwrong's wrong doings, and I love him for that. source | SBIFF Cinema Society Q&A

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!

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mariathechosen1 · 2 days

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“Min elskling-“ SHUT THE FUCK UP

Do people know how psychologically troubling it was to be a Norwegian Eddsworld fan?

Genuinely all I remember from that show is watching all the ew episodes, finding it very entertaining and fun, trying to read one (1) fanfiction, and instantly being punched in the face with badly google-translated Norwegian pillow talk.

#the communism thing is real fucking weird as well

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Do people know how psychologically troubling it was to be a Norwegian Eddsworld fan?

Genuinely all I remember from that show is watching all the ew episodes, finding it very entertaining and fun, trying to read one (1) fanfiction, and instantly being punched in the face with badly google-translated Norwegian pillow talk.

#honestly think I stopped being a fan the day i read that #if you’re a monolingual english speaker: Words cant describe how upsetting it is to see badly translated sweet talk in your native language #maria talks about things #eddsworld

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mariathechosen1 · 2 days

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rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

#……………….IT’S THE BEE MOVIE OKAY?#THERE I SAID IT #close second: Tre nøtter til Askepott (1973)#(because we watch it every christmas)

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show of all time

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can't stop thinking about how the "convinced to return for one last job" trope is a kind of resurrection. digging up a restless corpse that maybe should have stayed buried.

#remember

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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.

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