i had this idea where Tim has cuteness aggression and is just so bad at conveying it (well not like batman level but you get the point) that sometimes people mistake his cuteness aggression face as a 'im gonna punt you six feet under' face and tim is confused when his brothers or his friends get scared when he just wants to squish em cause they're sososo cute.
his family (except for dick and cass) doesn't know about this so they just think that 'oh god-- oh myfucking gofd-- tim is glaring at me again what the fuck-- what did i do???' and is just scared of what they did to cause tim, THE CALM ONE, to glare at them.
but tim is just:
tim, [on the inside]: awWWWW lOOK AT MY BABY BROTHERS!!! THEY'RE SO CUTE!! I WANNA PAT THEM ON THE HEAD!!! I WANNA SPOIL THEM I WANNA BITE THEIR CHEEKS LOOK AT THEM AWWWEEE I WANNA SQUISH THEM SO HARDD!! NO-- NO THEY WON'T LIKE THAT I HAVE TO STAY CALM!! ENDURE THE URGE TO PINCH THEM!! 🥺🥺
tim, [on the outside]: *glares at them like they just burned his entire supply of coffee and caffeinated drinks and disgust*
duke: did... did i do something--
tim: *clenches his fist*
damian: don't be such a coward, drake, using physical cues to convey your emotions are unbecomi--
tim: *walks out of the room*
duke & damian: ...
duke: oh fuck... did we make his mood even worse?
damian: surely drake hasn't been... affected by that *his body clearly shaking*
dick: don't worry timmy isn't angry at you guys :)
jason: i can hear him screaming what do you mean he isn't angry
dick: he's just... letting out some pent-up frustration..
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okay so like aus, the loml
so btvs pjo au??? yes.
lets start with buffy then, shes a child of zeus. people will say she should be a child of athena but like no. not only does zeus work well with her whole vibe, but her godly parent kinda also has to be a dad because of joyce. like it lines up with the show with the absent father that abandoned them and this way i can kill of joyce when things are going a bit too well for our scoobies (she can be sally Jackson but perma dead)
Dawn is also a child of zeus. possibly in some weird way to bring in the whole key plotline, but thats not something ive figured out yet.
Willow is a child of hades, and before you come at me, yes i know hecate exists. but no1 tara is a child of hecate instead and hades works so well for willow too. first we have this whole thing with their parents, we've met willows mom who suckksss and her dad is even more absent, so therefore godly parent who is a father. then we also have the whole dark willow arc, and just a bunch of really good angst potential of it, plus yk its my au.
since i mentioned her, yes tara is a child of hecate, at least one of the lesbians had to be
xander is a child of hephaestus cause hes a carpenter, i conciderd hermes cause that gives me the vibe of like everyday man but no i settled on hephaestus
if giles even is a demigod, he is a child of athena. which also works well cause he has daddy issues.
anya is a child of nemesis, which is really self explanitory.
cordelia is a child of Aphrodite, which also, obviously.
faith is a child fo ares which i conciderd for both xander and buffy but like nope thats for faith 100%
im not sure how im gonna do with the whole vampires and demons thing, like if im gonna make people evil in some weirdo way. but spike is a child of either apollo or hades. apollo cause of poetry and hes really just a soft sad boy but he wont admit it. and hades because well yeah, plus him and willow being siblings would be great. Tho im more leaning towards him being apollo cause of the next one.
angel is a child of hades, unless i make spike into one, because then angel is a child of ares. both feels self explanitory, alot based on vibe. and since angel gives more child of hades vibes im probably gonna make him into one instead of spike. angel and willow as siblings is about as great as spike and willow as siblings.
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WHEN I FINISH THEM THEY'RE FREE TO THROW AROUND AND CHEW I PROMISE!!
In the meantime...
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