my adelé just said that “nico can’t even say percy isn’t his type” bc percy is blond now

we have decided that will is a strawberry brunette

this is my will.

Wanting to share some writing:

The Perfect Guy for Me

You see there’s this guy… I’ve known him since the ninth grade, and lord knows we’ve been through a lot together. I can tell this guy my whole life story and he will keep every secret and every detail to himself until I’m ready to share… But there’s one thing I can’t bring myself to tell him. And I can’t tell him because every time I am around him my mind likes to play tricks on me, but my mind isn’t alone on that… My heart has a part in all of the games. My mind tells me, “Hey he’s cute, y’all are good friends, he’s totally flirting with you, and you’re head over heels for him. Can’t you see it?” Well No, I can’t see it… Because my heart is telling me that even though all the signs are there he will never like me the way I like him. Which, in this case, has been true 100% of the time. Usually there’s something standing in the way like our friendship, or our friend group, or the timing is all wrong… So, I do what most people do when they don’t get what they want. I moved on… As best as I could anyway.

I’ve dated many people since the first time I realized I liked him, but no guy could take my mind off of him. It also didn’t help that I was always around him considering we are best friends in the same group of friends… Anyways ever since we have met we’ve flirted with each other and it probably won’t ever stop as long as we stay friends, which isn’t good for me... I don’t know what, but when I’m around him something takes over me and I can’t control myself. I just want for him to sweep me off my feet… but that kind of stuff only happens in the movies. It won’t happen in real life, especially for someone like me… Beside the fact that nothing will ever happen romantically between the two of us, I can always count on this guy to be there when I need help. He’s been there through many of my hardest times… He is always there to comfort me when I am upset and there to pick me up when I am down… He’s built me back up more times than I can count. I’d swear that he loves me, but I know good and well that he loves me as a friend, maybe even a sister, but he will never love me more than that. I try to date other people, but I always come running back to him… I could have found my very own Noah or my very own Augustus, but as soon as I get a glimpse of him I’d drop them in a heartbeat. Why am I this way? Why is he so special? He only sees me as a friend… He’s afraid to ruin everything that we have built within our friend group… But I just wish he’d tell me straight up that he didn’t like me instead of me having to guess like I currently am. Am I just so wrong for him that he doesn’t even want to tell me? I mean he was ready to try it with our other friend, but with me it just won’t ever happen… I don’t know what to do… Why can’t I just push past this and grow up… Alex he doesn’t like you, you’re nothing but a friend to him. Why would he ever like you? Number one he definitely likes blondes… You’re not blonde. He likes skinny girls…girl you’re not that skinny. He definitely likes girls that are drop-dead gorgeous… again not you. You’re just not his type, the only reason he’s there for you is because you are like his sister. That’s all you are and all you’ll ever be to him… This is why you’re so afraid to tell him. You’re all wrong for him and that won’t ever change, because you are too proud to change. There’s nothing wrong with you, but you’re just not his type… So, you’ll just have to get over that… Not his “Type.” You’ll just have to live life as just a friend/sister. It won’t be easy, but it’s all you can do in the end. Maybe it will change in the future, maybe not... There’s no, for sure, way to know…

Not the Perfect Girl for Him

I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?

Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.

Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.

Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.

i think about this a lot. what if a deaf human fell down the mountain. would he make his threatening language accessible

sanguineterrain left this tag from my previous art post about bruce being 40s heartthrob coded and they are SO right!!!!!! can't stop thinking about it!!!!!

men don't know if they want to be him or own him

this man is a single mother

Shax: I'm a little bemused as to why Crowley should risk destruction for you. You don't seem his type at all.

Aziraphale's face detail:

trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

Jason canonically looking very similar to Dick is something so precious to me

normal kid. normal amount of tears

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cropped in version so you can see his face and his goopy ghibli tears i had fun animating

Gorgug x Mary Ann Skuttle is the purest concentrated form of an “enemies to lovers” plot on a technicality, but is devoid of anything that ever seems to make that trope appealing to people,

And I think that’s extremely funny.

off in some alternative universe theres a cosmic office comedy with some romantic undertones taking place

pegoryu valentine :3

they gotta give me more enrichment at work look what i just doodled

^ joke that would have killed in 2011

🏳️‍⚧️ this post has come out as trans 🏳️‍⚧️

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

FNAF movie Mike isn’t wrong, but he’s not right either..

Based off @/Tanijrou post on twitter