[31/03, 21:41] .: kal ghar pe chicken biriyani bani thi
[31/03, 21:42] .: innocently nails paint kare
[31/03, 21:42] .: sniff karne lagi idk why
[31/03, 21:42] .: now eyes are watering
[31/03, 21:42] .: and head is aching
[31/03, 21:42] .: 5 more days
[31/03, 21:43] .: (redacted)
[31/03, 21:43] .: padhne ke mann kyu nahi kar raha
[31/03, 21:43] .: ye mann ab exam ke baad hi karega iktr
[31/03, 21:44] .: chocolate ice cream khaane ka itna mann ho raha hai
[31/03, 21:44] .: mujhe koi fudge laake do
[31/03, 21:44] .: i will finish the entire tub in one go
[31/03, 21:44] .: but it's so late :(
[31/03, 21:45] .: so no ice cream or brownie for charvi
[31/03, 21:45] .: abhi ghar pe machli bana hai
[31/03, 21:45] .: khaane ka mann hi nahi ho raha
[31/03, 21:45] .: idk why
[31/03, 21:45] .: maa ki yaad aa rahi hai
[31/03, 21:45] .: maa as in mausi
[31/03, 21:45] .: she's in dausa
[31/03, 21:46] .: lately all she talks about is fashion
[31/03, 21:46] .: oh shit
[31/03, 21:46] .: neend aa rahi hai
[31/03, 21:46] .: that's a win!!
[31/03, 21:46] .: humane sleeping time
[31/03, 21:47] .: humane ka meaning google kara
[31/03, 21:47] .: itni kitni anpadh hu mai
[31/03, 21:47] .: sane sleeping time
[31/03, 21:47] .: normal sleeping time
[31/03, 21:47] .: kal ek cousin ka birthday hai
[31/03, 21:47] .: such a weird day to be born right
[31/03, 21:48] .: but it's not like he had any control over it
[31/03, 21:48] .: the last time i met him and his mom
[31/03, 21:48] .: kitna daanta tha unhone mujhe
[31/03, 21:48] .: 12th ke marks ke liye
[31/03, 21:48] .: aur 10th ke marks ke liye
[31/03, 21:48] .: 10th ke marks??
[31/03, 21:49] .: aur kaha mummy ko bolo dhyaan de tumpe
[31/03, 21:49] .: mai bete pe dekho kitna dhyan deti thi
[31/03, 21:49] .: whatever whatever
[31/03, 21:52] .: waha to nahi roi
[31/03, 21:52] .: ghar aakar mummy ke pass roi
[31/03, 21:52] .: mummy ne zyada fucks nahi diye
[31/03, 21:53] .: aur attention seeking whore to mai hu hi
[31/03, 21:53] .: bhaiyya ke pass jaake roi
[31/03, 21:53] .: bhaiyya ne in true guy fashion bola
[31/03, 21:53] .: hota hai hota hai
[31/03, 21:53] .: we had chocolate pastries afterwards tho
[31/03, 21:53] .: phir maa (mausi) ghar aayi
[31/03, 21:54] .: bhaiyya ne sab bataya unhe
[31/03, 21:54] .: maa ne legit neelam mausi ko call kara then and there
[31/03, 21:54] .: aur khub sunaya
[31/03, 21:54] .: ki tyohar ke din beti ko rula diya
[31/03, 21:54] .: ganesh chaturthi thi i guess
[31/03, 21:55] .: itna khayal hai to khud aake dekh jaya kar na kya haal chaal hai iska
[31/03, 21:55] .: khayal wayal kuch hai nahi bas daantne me number 1
[31/03, 21:56] .: kaise banaya professor tujhe ye college walo ne
[31/03, 21:56] .: aur tere bete ki jo itni tareef kar rahi hai
[31/03, 21:56] .: etc etc etc
[31/03, 21:56] .: kha gayi ekdum
[31/03, 21:56] .: neelam mausi ko sunaya maa ne
[31/03, 21:56] .: tab phir i started feeling good
[31/03, 21:57] .: that tells you how much of a bitch i am
[31/03, 21:57] .: ayyyeee haayyyyeeeee
[31/03, 21:57] .: itna spam
[31/03, 21:58] .: neelam mausi's husband works in gurugram but wo sabko cambodia batati hai
[31/03, 21:59] .: and she once falsely accused her neighbour
[31/03, 21:59] .: tabse humari family hates her
[31/03, 21:59] .: and she lies so much
[31/03, 21:59] .: like so fucking much
[31/03, 21:59] .: unki puri family paagal hai
[31/03, 22:00] .: i don't like them at all
[31/03, 22:00] .: why are the worst people i know
[31/03, 22:00] .: winning at life
[31/03, 22:00] .: inke life ka trajectory
[31/03, 22:00] .: inke character se affect nahi hota kya
[31/03, 22:00] .: whatever happened to karma
[31/03, 22:01] .: merko kuch laaj sharam bhi nahi aa rahi abhi itna spam karne me
[31/03, 22:01] .: nikki ka result aaya
[31/03, 22:01] .: she's sad ki marks kam aaye
[31/03, 22:02] .: last time 94.70 the
[31/03, 22:02] .: iss baar 94.60 aaye
[31/03, 22:02] .: 5th me
[31/03, 22:03] .: school ne koi naya K+ section start kara hai for the bright kids
[31/03, 22:03] .: they test all the students and top 20 or 30 qualify for it i guess
[31/03, 22:03] .: nikki ka selection ho gaya
[31/03, 22:03] .: to wo room me aake suna gayi
[31/03, 22:04] .: ki aapka to nahi hua tha na dekho mera ho gaya
[31/03, 22:04] .: behen mere time pe to tha hi nahi aisa kuch 😭😭
[31/03, 22:05] .: ye gadha 82 pe naach raha hai
[31/03, 22:05] .: MRF ka bat
[31/03, 22:05] .: uske liye
[31/03, 22:05] .: wo bat dekhte hi laga
[31/03, 22:05] .: future me kabhi na kabhi
[31/03, 22:06] .: pitna to likha hai isse
[31/03, 22:06] .: the reason better be fun
[31/03, 22:07] .: i remember mere school time pe mera result dekhke the most common reaction i got was
[31/03, 22:07] .: "i thought you were intelligent"
[31/03, 22:08] .: like????
[31/03, 22:08] .: idk tumhara judgement about me was wrong no now how's that my fault 😭😭
[31/03, 22:09] .: once i told a teacher
[31/03, 22:09] .: the teacher basically saw my answer sheets
[31/03, 22:09] .: some substitute teacher
[31/03, 22:10] .: and she was like
[31/03, 22:10] .: i mean i was sitting very silently
[31/03, 22:10] .: quietly
[31/03, 22:11] .: she comes to me and she just sees my marks randomly and my percentage was 80 smthng
[31/03, 22:11] .: this was in 8th standard
[31/03, 22:11] .: the teacher goes like hmm your scores are decent your %age will be in 80s, that's good enough no
[31/03, 22:11] .: then why so sad
[31/03, 22:11] .: and i was like
[31/03, 22:12] .: parents want over 95%
[31/03, 22:12] .: if your parents scold you
[31/03, 22:12] .: let them meet me at the ptm
[31/03, 22:12] .: i was like no no no
[31/03, 22:12] .: they ain't gonna scold me
[31/03, 22:13] .: just prohibit me from participating in all the extracurricular activities
[31/03, 22:13] .: and ask me to focus more on my textbooks
[31/03, 22:13] .: she's like still let them meet me
[31/03, 22:13] .: ritu ma'am was her name i guess
[31/03, 22:13] .: she asks me my name
[31/03, 22:13] .: i say charvi
[31/03, 22:13] .: she goes like
[31/03, 22:13] .: "you're charvi??!!"
[31/03, 22:13] .: with like sm shock
[31/03, 22:14] .: and im like yeah why
[31/03, 22:14] .: like i've been charvi for almost 13 years now but never got such a reaction from anyone
[31/03, 22:14] .: obviously i didn't say this
[31/03, 22:14] .: i was just like why what happened
[31/03, 22:14] .: she was a new teacher
[31/03, 22:14] .: joined just a few weeks ago
[31/03, 22:15] .: she said
[31/03, 22:15] .: no i've heard a lot about charvi
[31/03, 22:15] .: you're a brilliant kid
[31/03, 22:15] .: from you even i would have expected not 95 but at least 97 or 98
[31/03, 22:15] .: i was like
[31/03, 22:15] .: pissed off ofc
[31/03, 22:16] .: i go like
[31/03, 22:16] .: ma'am im far from brilliant
[31/03, 22:16] .: def not brilliant in the way anyone would want me to be
[31/03, 22:17] .: my grades are mostly A2 and sometimes A1
[31/03, 22:17] .: she's like really then why do all the teachers praise you so much
[31/03, 22:17] .: idk what came over me
[31/03, 22:17] .: i just said
[31/03, 22:18] .: it's because i participate in literally all the extracurricular activities
[31/03, 22:18] .: she's like but a lot of other kids do too right
[31/03, 22:19] .: i say nobody is as active outside of the classroom as me and besides i win the most number of prizes in quizzes
[31/03, 22:19] .: idk i said it in the wrong way i guess
[31/03, 22:19] .: pura saal they didn't let me participate in any other quiz or activity moye moye
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