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the-mislead · 1 year

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Can’t present me a grandpa and twins without me giving them a father/child dynamic

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #daleth #Sahmekh #Sah #Mekh #isle elder #valley elders #all those people hc-ing the most emotionally unavailable elders as their parents #nah the old guy is #/lighthearted

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randomminty · 5 months

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The og iono fan

#wasnt gonna post bc its just a sketch but. twt really liked it crying #art tag #pokemon #pokemon scvi #gym leader grusha #gym leader iono #should i have a sketch tag……..nah #really clean sketch actually #i have so many old asks to grt to SORRYYY <3333 #AND TY FOR THE JOHTO E4 ASKS im so ill abt them you guys get it #btw this is based on their dlc convo abt grusha watching iono before she was all clout hungry lol. hes a full time iono hater now

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yardsards · 8 months

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when taz amnesty first came out, everyone interpreted indrid as a 2010s style tumblr sexyman. when in reality he was a 2020s style tumblr soggyman ahead of his time

#eliot posts #taz #the adventure zone #taz amnesty #indrid cold #he's a scrawny guy who looks simultaneously old as fuck and babyfaced #who lives in a shitty trailer full of garbage and old eggnog #everyone was like ohhh he's so mysterious and aloof. nah he's just autistic and depressed lmao

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mintygreencake · 2 months

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I will never not cackle about the fact that Vega got bodied so bad the mf got a factory reset. Been waiting on his downfall, mhm, now what you gonna do mister windows 95?

#redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted fandom #redacted vega #redacted hush #minty rambles #LMAOOOOO #i be playing that video when he dies ON LOOP 💀#smoking on that old head pack 💀🙏🏽#getting one shot is embarrassing 😭#and get revived by the same guy? HELPPP #oh nah id start wilding out #Vega getting jumped audio when?#the Vega fans gonna be on my ass i know it lmao 💀

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the-martyrfication-of-the-matron · 5 months

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Dante is the typa motherfucker who, if named Timothy, would call himself Moth to be difficult.

#‘yo tim’ ‘nah wrong guy. moth.’#sorry I’m editing an old danvis knotting fic and I’m just thinking about Dante… my previous baby #aphmau #aphverse #aphblr #rewrite #minecraft diaries #mcd #mystreet #Dante aphmau

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cowboy-caboodles · 5 months

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HEY GUYS UHHH… *re-enters 2012 avengers family tumblr and gives you the rare pair science bros art no one asked for*

#guys #GUYS enjoy this ultra rare cowboy caboodles post #the inspiration for this was revisiting my extremely old fanfiction from my old hyperfixtatipns #i was obsessed with science bros for YEARS #i know it’s not popular but it was (is) everything to me #give me scientific genius who never shuts up x scientific genius who never speaks #science bros #marvel #tony stark #bruce banner #science bros? nah brony bark is the real ship name #the avengers #2012 marvel #old man yaoi #art #character art #stanner #science boyfriends #science husbands

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seagull-scribbles · 2 months

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♠️♣️ Play your card ♥️♦️

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hh husk #husk #was origionally going to base it of the king of hearts card but #then I was like a joker is more fitting #and then I was like nah he’s not a joker he’s a looser #my poor pathetic meow meow #I am grabbing him by the scruff of his neck and DRAGGING him #I have embedded so many headcanons in this like one of my friends said I could sell it at my stall in the summer #but it is so personalised to me I don’t think anyone would want it #right down to the different whiskers #and I said it on Instagram and I will say it again but chunky husk is peak male performance #this guy only drinks alcohol and only eats the shortest of foods #and you know he doesn’t exercise who are you kidding #it was oh so gracious of me to not give him a hunch back because we all know his old bones and fucked ahahaha #anyway enjoy #if this gets enough attention I’ll make a matching angle dust one but idk I’m happy with just leaving it as this guy

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killa-trav · 1 year

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isn’t funny how the two teams that breached the cost cap last year are the two teams who are doing the fastest??

#i mean tbf to am theirs was a procedural breach #aka some guy (gn) dk how to input correct numbers or whatever #but rb??? nah theirs was a proper breach #and like they need to ban either stationery bc newey is old school #n still hand draws his designs #or just ban adrian newey #bc his mind is acc too insane #n dan fallows is literally an adrian newey regen tbh

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punkeropercyjackson · 5 months

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"I'm such an old man fucker🥰"You guys couldn't even handle adult Naruto and Ichigo

#nah cause they especially ichigo aren't even that old😭😭😭😭😭naru's 33 and ichigo's not even in his 30s yet.y'all are POSERS and TASTELESS #'b-but their hair-'it's literally just a sign of age my guy and ichigo deadass just has his dad's haircut now calm tf down #they aged like fine wine y'all just got daddy k*nks but aren't willing to fuck actual dads-which irl is a good thing cause we're so young #but in fiction it's freegame you can just make your s/is old too it's that easy.who cares about age gaps where's my dilf4milf rep #naruto uzumaki #ichigo kurosaki #naruhina #ichihime #nart #sunshinefam #bleach #la familia kurosaki #x reader #lemon #x reader smut #x black!reader #💌#summerposting

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goldensunset · 1 year

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pla was like hey what if you got sent back in time to a world where a bunch of people hate you for existing and think you must be evil and force you to perform herculean tasks daily just to be tolerated except there’s this one guy who seems to genuinely like you and he thinks it’s really cool that you’re an outsider from another world and he’s there for you in your worst moment when no one else is brave enough to help and then later after it’s all been resolved you find out that this entire mess was his fault in the first place he’s the reason that you’re here he’s the reason that the world was ending and you got blamed for all of that and he turns on you suddenly and reveals he was just using you to achieve his own selfish goal and after you put a stop to him he curses you for being an outsider sent here just to stop him and now suddenly he genuinely hates you more than anyone else because it has dawned on him that you are the epitome of all that he wishes he could be

#see it’s not just about the ‘oh he pretended to be friendly and then betrayed you! oh no!’#you can get a betrayal trope in any old media #it’s about specifically the setup here #like what if he went from being one of the few people to tolerate you in this world #and the only one who can really keep up with you and travel the world and help you as your friend #the only one who’s really genuinely happy that you’re in this world #to suddenly the person who wants you gone most of all #it hits harder than the friendly people in the galaxy team who never hate you but just kinda sit back most of the time #it hits harder than the people who openly express their distrust for you from the beginning and slowly warm up #nah this is the one guy who actually liked you at the start until he realized your reason for being in this world #and it is antithetical to his (perceived) purpose #like ok i gotta be honest i don’t think volo was planning on backstabbing you from the start #bc he didn’t know you were arceus’s champion yet right #you were just some random kid #like i think once you started gathering plates he was like hmmm maybe i can use them…#idk #thoughts for today #pokémon #legends arceus #volo

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welcometoteyvat · 1 year

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jing yuan and yanqing are giving zhongli and xiao if the latter’s canon relationship was Actually fanon’s made up father figure/adopted child dynamic

#idkkkkkkkkkkkkk who looks at zx and is like 'you know what. this is a healthy parent child relationship'#like girl by fitting them into father son boxes you are actively making their relationship imbalance Worse #if you do that and dont shy away from it i respect that but if you say dad/son makes their relationship more wholesome or whatever like WHY #now i wont deny shippers might do that too but i see the dad son version so much i think im just averse to it by default #also because i think father son makes people actively Try to make their relationship something that its not and it erases a bunch of subtlet #subtleties in it. it's the nuanced r/ship -> entirely unproblematic and flavorless r/ship that i hate #also the number of people who'll block if you ship zx. like damn thats crazy you guys really think theyre father son (fake)???#at their peak they're like. 4000 year old guys who have too much history and repression and some weird entanglement of 'nah im bothering him #too much' and 'gotta protect him w my life' complexes. and then this devolves into theyre never gonna kiss until 3000 more years have passed #listen they just Contain Multitudes idc if you dont ship it just dont make it into dad and son and we will be so gucci #jing.yuan and yanqing are like different i think mostly bc yanqing is actually like a minor and jing yuan is also a normal ish person #plus the light cone and the abouts?? yeah this is an actual like adopted parent/child thing #also good or bad news i caved and am now playing hsr. the plan is to pull yanqing and then go on infinite hiatus in the game 👍#JWKFLJWEK i dont think theres really any draws for me besides him. personally neutral on turn based combat and the open world isn't giving #the only saving grace i have rn is 1) ive gotten to the part where bron.seele is real and man theyre gay 2) trailblazer trio 3) tall female #mc 4) everyone has way better emoting abilities than genshin 5) su.shang's really cute <3 #the story doesnt really interest me though its like cool but not mindgrippingly interesting #tbf i think genshin is the same way storyline wise (at the beginning) but the difference is that turn based combat isnt really my thing LMAO #ramblings!#zhongxiao #if you want to filter it out ??

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sbd-laytall · 9 months

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The chaotic energy is off the charts 😂😂😂

Secret Wars (2016) #6

#nah but Miles having a three-week-old hamburger in his pocket that he forgot about is just *chefs kiss*#also Peter freaking out about it as if he also isn't this chaotic #I love Miles because he's just a little guy #spiderman #spider man #miles morales #peter parker #secret wars #marvel #marvel comics #mini series #my post

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boundaryfailure · 4 months

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[the better reality | nms apollo & traveller]

At the center of the galaxy, you are left holding the cinderblock-heavy truth of the world you live in. The enormity of it all sits almost demurely in its place on your exosuit, that little red starseed and its cosmic significance.

Sixteen minutes. Always, sixteen.

Of course, Nada only hushes you when you try to speak about what you’ve seen. They stretch their palm outwards as you rush to inform them, sweeping away your words before they come. They are afraid — you know they’re afraid — to lose their haven to realization. Of course, despite everything, even though they have severed themselves from their people, they are still Korvax: they still fear the Atlas they reject so fiercely. You can’t bring yourself to shatter anxious Nada’s naivety.

You still find it in yourself to feel stung.

Still, though, they can see the anguish in the lines of your posture (Why won’t you listen? Why won’t you hear me? How could you leave me alone with this?), and they have never lost their kindness. Nada’s fingertips light gently on your shoulders, and when they draw you into an embrace, you return it twice as fiercely.

Polo squeezes your hand as you pass them.

“Nada fears, Traveller-Friend. Some things are best left unexplored.”

(TRAVELLER, the Atlas had said — had pleaded.)

You miss Apollo so terribly.

Sometimes you dream of a better reality: one where the world had yawned wide as you came out of the portal, and your friend was there to greet you.

Getting the details right can be tricky. You know what Apollo sounds like, sharp, sometimes guttural, mechanical and harsh at first blush. You know that standing beside them would suffuse you in subtle golden light, that it would play off the starsilk strands and fine leather of your suit. The details get sketchier and ruin the picture if you dwell too much, and so you try not to linger too much on any one point. Broad strokes.

They are bigger than you are, you remember from the tower transmissions; they are built sturdily, like industrial equipment, like a blunt force weapon. They get testy when you poke fun at it — “I don’t make fun of you for being soft, do I?” — and you know that this body is not necessarily theirs by choice. There had been grudges involved, and vengeance quests, and altogether you can understand why they choose to walk as a lone iteration entirely, free of the wistful togetherness of the Space Anomaly’s menagerie. Such tenderness doesn't suit them.

But Apollo could bludgeon you into an entirely new iteration, and Apollo chooses not to. That is how things go, in the reality where you break through to one another. The two of you cut a wonderful contrast walking worlds together. The gear you have chosen means that beside their simplicity, you are all tritium-hydraulic agility and solar-vitrified stealth, and they snipe at you over comms because they are made for steady distance and could never keep up with your gimmicks.

“Somehow Artemis was never half as much trouble as you are,” they tell you, with their strange blend of indifference and annoyance over-top a curious attachment.

“With Artemis, we really would have been unstoppable.” The thought slips out unbidden, and you pick at the enameling adorning your right pauldron as if to distract, or to mollify.

“… Yes,” Apollo says, a reply you don’t expect. Their tone is thoughtful, but not closed off, and you realize you’ve earned the rare right to their emotional input, such as it is. “We would have.”

In this reality, the pressing loneliness of all the world before you abates with your friend at your shoulder. Apollo is not necessarily talkative — in fact, without you there to prompt them, you think they might go days without a single flare of vocal activity — but their heavy tread at your heels and their ruthless haggling at trade stations compress the frightening vastness of it all into something uniquely enticing.

(The weight of the last sixteen minutes rests lighter on your shoulders, knowing that they, too, understand. They take the news of the galaxy’s infinite end steadily, a steel-stubborn levee refusing to succumb to the waves of despair that had submerged you before.)

(“Well, we all have to die sometime,” they had told you, rolling prism-studded shoulders. “And what time will be more interesting than this?”)

(They hear you, they listen, and they are not afraid.)

(In this other reality, they choose to do what no one else does: to accompany you. To understand.)

(And you know fully by now that those other iterations are just as real as you.)

(So just knowing that, you think, alone in your ship with your face to the stars — just knowing soothes the sting.)

Sometimes you dream of a better reality.

In it, all the world lies before you, and Apollo is at your back, and beneath the tint of your helmet, your eyes are wide and wonderstruck.

#hello i am playing nms again!! it has been a hot second!#this one is a little strange tbh. i hail from the y/n side of fandom and i have never quite lost my fondness for 2nd person fic #i dont know if i ever shared this out outside th friends i inflicted it on but it is from sept 2023 when i missed my friend apollo SO bad #i am getting caught up still ! so if any of this feels a little extra incongrous that may be why lol. out of date ykwim #no man's sky #nms apollo #no man's sky fanfic #nms traveller #anyway this is very much an old crosspost placeholder to go HEY i'm alive ! shout out glass server nation u guys r lots of fun (<- lurker)#shoot dude did i say sept. nah double checking its from FEB when i missed apollo so so bad . its even older than i thought #dire ..

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mismess · 2 months

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hazzah! a fellow Monk enjoyer, and I have discovered a new ship thanks to you :)

teehee, hello other monk enjoyer, I hope you enjoy your newly discovered ship :) always glad to spread the word we love it when old guys kiss

#we also love it when old guys are. cats #talk #me before i watched mr monk gets drunk: haha what if. nah. but what if-#me after I watched mr monk gets drunk: I Am Here To Spread An Agenda

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mikichko · 2 months

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kyle doesn’t tell you when he’s back from deployment.

one day you’ll be waiting at a cross walk when you suddenly feel a tap on your left shoulder. you’ll turn but nothings there and then you feel it. a firm, warm hand grabbing your right one.

he’s on your right, interlacing your fingers and giving you a lopsided smile.

“miss me?”

#.txt #.mine #.gaz #.cod #just feels like the kind of guy that just pops up #you wanna be ready and have dinner made for him #he’s like nah let me just tag along mid way into your day #like we’re old lovers running errands #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #gaz fluff #kyle garrick fluff #kyle gaz x reader

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bugsofpetalroot · 1 year

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Happy pride month. Have some kinda blog spoilers as a treat.

#(is it really a spoiler when everywhere else ive posted cheri she is with maya and they are clearly old gay married)#sorry if u didnt know that tho and u figured that one munday thing was setting up for cheri/that one gallade being endgame #nah ill be honest. she is a stepping stone to my bug yuri. she is becoming more legit than that now but its not endgame sdklfjksdlf #anyways i want to do like legit pride art for these guys soon so. wait for that ig sdklfjdsf #cheri scizor #maya heracross #bugsofpetalroot #ooc #pokemon ask blog #and ofc this is based off the iconic mavis/rapunzel edit yknow the one #anyways uh still taking a sec but might come back this month. mostly bc i dont want to wait til august #bc im doing artfight in july lol #irl ive been doing ok. still trying to get a job. got a kitten :)

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