I love how no one can actually agree on what the lore of Sky IS outside of the broad strokes. Like, okay, there was this big ol' civilization that got too big for their britches and possibly started draining creatures of light for power. They possibly turned their major settlements into polluted hellholes. There was some powerful entity who might've started a war, or maybe he was the first Skykid, he was probably the Eden Elder, but he was DEFINITELY IMPORTANT!! There was also a war, Eden was probably the capital city before everything went down the toilet, there might be a powerful sky bird deity?? SOMEONE is probably a fallen star, maybe the Elders, maybe the Skykids, maybe the aforementioned powerful entity who possibly screwed this civilization over, maybe all three. Anyway, that civilization is gone now, and whatever they did that caused their downfall was So Bad that it trapped some of them's spirits in the ruins of their civilization. The Skykids might be angels sent by a deity to retrieve these spirits, or they might be androids built by the civilization before they collapsed, or they might be the civilization's actual children who have been turned into creatures of light, or they might be fragments of the Powerful Entity's soul doomed to spend an eternity redeeming him for his sins. But hey, at least you get cool capes!

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

keep this in mind during the yearly Month Of Insincere Pandering

Bugtopia: Episode 31 is out now! 🕷️🌈

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Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

High quality plot twist

I know her tumblr would be fire

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....