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brunetteaura · 4 months

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a man close to my family is kinda hot and hes 35 years old 🤭

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wraithsoutlaws · 8 months

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feeling insane bc i was actually considering making 'no coincidence' karla in game fdsklafjkalfjkafa

#boy this aint my oc....i can't do that but. but. like. what if. i did anyway.#I JUST THINK SHES COOL?????#i dont recall her having very much description in the book far as ive read i'll have to go back and check maybe #scarred face and mantis blades is all that i remember off the top of my head #idek what her eyes/optics are like ............hm idk.#maybe i'll just make my own oc based on her dklasjfkdsal that seems shitty tho fr. because obviously this established writer #will know i made a character based off his character and he'll hate me and take legal action against me obviously!!!!! /sarcasm #i know that wouldn't happen and it doesn't matter at all thats just my anxiety telling me i'll go to hell #fsakfljakl ANYWAYS IM JUST???? maelstrom lady butcher....sexy.......idk idk #i just wanna be like 'gangs all here :)' and have a silly lil pic of everybody idsa fjkadlfjaklfa #shes just!! interesting to me!! i love that she's so violent and clearly takes joy/pride in what she does but she has this softness #for dixie and thats really cute?????? hello???????#dagger n dum dum going on double dates with her and dixie UwU #lots of murder and chaos UwU #bro i just like mealstrom fdkslafjdksalfjdksal this isn't news #im having a lot of thoughts for a Minor character of a supplementary/unconnected story that nobody knows. because of course i am.#a minor character connected to a minor character whom im obsessed with.#my life is a joke.

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aespo · 2 years

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lol not me eating everything in sight bc my period is coming soon,,

and my friend b like “ugh i know my period is coming soon bc i don’t have the appetite to eat anything”

“uhhhhh lol same.”

#my life is a joke.

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plaguery · 6 months

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i was talking to myself in the shower about how at my core im Fail. im a fail kind of gal despite how i make it look otherwise. i just use fancy words and have a slightly authoritative demeanor. not realizing that the whole time i was using conditioner instead of body wash. i was already down to my legs.

#my life is a joke.

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talisidekick · 2 years

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If a transgender person asks you to deadname and misgender them in front of certain people. Misgender them and deadname them in front of those people. It doesn't matter how icky or gross it may feel, it doesn't matter you'd rather be honest. It doesn't matter if there's more of you there. Certain people aren't safe, and honesty IS NOT the best policy when honesty could put them at serious risk. It doesn't matter if there's a crowd, because when there isn't shit goes down.

Be an ally, do what they ask. Understand that the trans person knows more about their situation than you do, and this includes who's safe and who's not. Some one can be "trans friendly" to other people, but not to people they know or specific people. Do as the trans person asks, yes it's uncomfortable, but it's 10 times worse if the person we don't trust finds out. 100 times worse if they have access to us when you're not around.

Respect trans peoples safety. Misgender and deadname when asked.

#trans #transgender #lgbt+#lgbtq+#2slgbtqia+#lgbt #transfem #transmasc #transneutral #there is a post about this on my blog but it reminded me of my own situation #my whole family knows I'm out and I didn't want them to #my entire extremely christian catholic and mormon extended family knows because I let my sister tell my parents because we weren't talking #now I live in constant damn fear I'm going to get a message forwarded from family to the point I blocked my own parents #these are dangerous people who will stop at nothing to ruin my life if they find me so I'm going to ask I get deadnamed and misgendered #in front of them #i'm going to lie that it's a joke so I can live my life in relative peace.

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blueskittlesart · 1 year

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if only time would stop for us

Katya & Sofia - Goncharov (1973) Dir. Martin Scorsese

#this may be the most effort i have ever put into a joke in my life. wow #sorry. had to get in on the goncharov shit while its still trending #goncharov #goncharov (1973)#unreality #(<< kinda)#skribbles

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pencilscratchins · 2 months

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atla renaissance pt 3 calls to me like a siren

#back to my roots #atla #zuko #sokka #toph #avatar the last airbender #avatar #to everyone arguing whether or not it’s accurate to say they do have ODS consider a few things #a) it’s a joke i made while high #b) toph wouldn’t care she would just say shit to piss them off because she’s 12 #c) maybe welcome joy into your life. consider taking even a second of a break from whatever compels you to ruin my desire to post #and just chill. because this is and has never been that deep #art #my art #my fan art #fan art #is this the last thing i ever post on tumblr? who knows #im high and its 2am lets get wild

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spicyraeman · 7 months

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#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel #this is a lae'zel stan account now (joking) ((maybe))#there she is all calm cool and collected #def not terrified out of her mind and having the worst day of her life #my bg3 gifs #my gifs

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bowlerhatwearer · 1 year

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Welcome. Welcome to Tumblr.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networking websites. I thought so much of Tumblr that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Tumblr my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Tumblr. It's safer here.

#half-Life 2 #Half Life #Half-Life #Half Life 2 #Tumblr #Twitter #I don't know if I am the first one making this joke #But it is something that just came into my mind.#wallace breen

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fox-guardian · 1 month

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i think my favorite part about the tma liveshow with the Dog Incident is the fact that it's canon. like the fluff episodes are cute and fun but they also aren't canon and weren't written to be considered potentially canon, they're just fun lil fan things. the liveshow tho is meant to be considered canon. which means that yes, jon did in fact canonically go "like, in general?" to being asked if he'd seen a dog (which let's be real that's a mood i would also do that if caught off guard)

but also essentially jon was like "okay so you work for me, cool, and i could Fire You If Don't Fix This Immediately" and martin literally Looked This Man In The Eyes and said "i mean yeah, probably heh :) oH-" with the gayest processing delay i've ever heard in my LIFE. i honestly don't think that was any of his little manipulations of getting people to underestimate him or whatever i really think he was just that gay about Handsome Man With Nice Voice Speaking Authoritatively At Him that it took him a minute to process. and that's CANON. that's REAL. he DID THAT. i can't get over that.

#ramblings with major #the magnus archives #tma #speaking of the liveshow i wish someone would do a lil animatic of tim's bit. i sure do wish some artist who enjoys tim stoker would do tha #i sure wish. i sure. i do so wish. some OTHER ARTIST who has TIME-#(jokes aside my goodness do i wanna do an animatic for that bit. but i have never done a proper animatic in my life it would take so long)

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catgonerogue · 2 months

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take my hand?

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #lae'zel #laezel #bg3 fanart #bg3 lae'zel #digital art #art #illustration #my art #no makeup laezel for u #she has the best romance scene ive seen in my entire life no joke #i love a woman who is soft but also feral

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cozymochi · 10 days

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do you think this will be how Sebek infiltrates the freshman gang

Ko-fi

#my art #sebek zigvolt #twisted wonderland #maybe i shoulda tried less #‘wanna hear a joke master lilia told me’#’i forget how it starts but the punchline is LEAF me alone. im BUSHED’#HE DOES take ppl on life changing field trips…#sorry not too many posts lately. still chipping away at comms.

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homofocused · 12 days

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The Locked Tomb Definitive Reading Order

Gideon the Ninth

Harrow the Ninth

Gideon the Ninth

Nona the Ninth

Harrow the Ninth

Gideon the Ninth

Nona the Ninth

Hope this helps!

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #i have read few series in my life that benefit so much from being re-read #this is a joke #but its not a joke

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vacantgodling · 4 months

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ngl i get that people hype up hating writing for the bit but like. idk. yall i Do actually really like writing. it is so satisfying and fun and rewarding and i get to look back what i made over and over again and get joy every single time.

yes writing is hard but if you hate it more than you love it im kinda like. idk. find another hobby?

#also the planning parts and the daydreaming is part of the process so idk #yall it is getting exhausting seeing all the quirky see how little i’m writing shit #like what if for once i am writing and im having a grand time!!#what if not being able to write isn’t a fun joke it is honestly detrimental to my brain!!!#what if writing has been my friend when i never had any and it is the love of my life and love language and i love actually doing it perhap #talking #ren hot cakes

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everysongineverykey · 9 months

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good omens the book, 1990: see, queen is so ubiquitous in london these days that if you leave a tape in a car for too long, it'll inevitably morph into a best of queen tape. which is why their megahits are playing in crowley's bentley all the time! isn't that a funny and topical joke?

good omens the show, 2019-2023: yeah crowley's car has a hands-free call system and also only plays cassette tapes. yeah it's whatever don't think about it. what's an incredibly earnest and passionate queen love song we can play during this scene where crowley tries urgently to reach aziraphale

#good omens #this is so funny to me. they have it's a hard life in s1e1 when he's trying to call aziraphale about armageddon #you're my best friend in s1e5 when he's racing to the bookshop to see him #good old-fashioned loverboy in s2e1 when he's racing to the bookshop to help aziraphale stay safe while hiding gabriel.#in the 90s it would've been a joke about how everywhere queen was. today it's just like. this gay loser's car knows about his crush #and deliberately plays cheesy classic love songs when he's going to see him to bug him about it #and he's just accepted it into his life. i love it #AND somebody to love after he's presumed aziraphale's dead! i know that was diegetic but the bentley WOULD. you know it would

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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 10 months

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More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!”

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom”

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!”

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!”

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

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