Finger will soon be gone

People who get all like "I'm pretty sure the cat doesn't like that" about sonething harmless like putting your finger in their mouth while they're yawning have forgotten the first rule of pet ownership: Being a domesticated animal means they just have to Deal with being bothered sometimes. Whether it's vets checking their ears and ass, being Simba'd, or their owner doing weird shit bc they're bored, domestic animals have signed an unwritten contract in their genetics that says "humans are just gonna be weird w me sometimes and that's just a fact of life." And so, while they might be a little annoyed, if you aren't actually hurting them, they're fine.

My cats all have dealt with me being Weird with them to the point that they start doing it back to me, and I think that's the most beautiful form of communication.

It makes me happy when they listen

Making long-form webcomics is like

this is autism to autism communication

April 27th is International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day! My comic Crow time is pretty much stuffed to the brim with crows, so it's a good way to celebrate these goth little dudes.

READ CROW TIME!

OR GET PLUSH GOTH BOI?? WOW!

Here's to the people who weren't abused by their parents, but whose parents sucked anyways. Here's to people whose parents fucked up raising you out of ignorance and not malice. Here's to the kids whose parents didn't know what to do with you so they did nothing at all. Here's to people whose parents are getting better and growing as people but still hurt you. Here's to every mean comment that wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't come from your mom; here's to awkward family dinners because you're all trying to forget;

here's to you, survivor of a thousand 'not as bad as it could have been' hurts. I see you. You aren't alone.

I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u