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Wildest Dreams Index!

Considering the list is starting to get a bit long I decided I would pin a post with links to all my Wildest Dreams wishes and theories for season 3 of Good Omens. See below.

Number 1, Number 2, Number 3*, Number 4, Number 5, Number 6, Number 7, Number 8, Number 9, Number 10, Number 11, Number 12, Number 13, Number 14, Number 15, Number 16, Number 17, Number 18, Number 19, Number 20, Number 21, Number 22, Number 23, Number 24, Number 25

*there is no 3, only Zuul. Yeah, ok, somehow when I first started posting I got my numbering incorrect and skipped straight to 4 after I posted 2. Whoopsie! In place of number 3, enjoy this post instead.

He does sound very logical

(I'm only using #good omens 2 tag from now on, bc it's been over a month since s2 got released!)

The pub scene is even funnier when you consider that poor Mr. Brown of Brown's World of Carpets has likely had this longtime pash on Aziraphale and, like everyone on Whickber Street, he has no idea who exactly The Ginger Goth With The Old Car is. He knows the prevailing theory is mafia but Mr. Brown of Brown's World of Carpets has seen Ginger Goth hanging around Mrs. Sandwich and her "Sandwich Shop" and also around the bookshop a bit and also some naked guy was also at the bookshop recently, so... what's the likeliest conclusion drawn by Mr. Brown of Brown's World of Carpets? That the old bookseller's lonely and paying for it.

He sees them come into the pub and thinks Aziraphale is classy like that and is taking the sex worker for a drink first or maybe that's part of it-- he's gone the whole 'boyfriend experience' route. Mr. Brown of Brown's World of Carpets sees Aziraphale with that chest stroke of that Thin Dark Duke he's paying and while Mr. Brown (of Brown's World of Carpets, just FYI) isn't here to judge and gets it as he's lonely, too... and while he does think the bookseller picks some hot ones... he wants to give Mr. Fell the real thing. The kind of love you can only get between two middle-aged, still-sorta-closeted queers like they are. He'll be someone the bookseller can talk to and find some genuine chemistry with, Mr. Brown of Brown's World of Carpets will be, so he decides to shoot his shot and knows the bookseller is skittish from their past interactions, so he goes for the meeting option. He'll have to come over to drop off the chairs, of course. Give them an excuse to talk more, alone, when Mr. Fell is not, erm, entertaining.

And poor Mr. Brown--President of the Whickber Street Shopkeepers and Traders Association, Mr. Brown of Brown's World of Carpets is-- fine, upstanding, boring as all holy fuck fella... He's met by Crowley coming over with drinks and a greeting that says this is neither the first time, nor, he doubts, will it be the last that he's had to Husband the bookseller but again, Mr. Brown of Oh, You Know By Now thinks this is a bit, so he's not intimidated.

"I was just absolutely hitting on him for real, unlike you," is what he basically told Crowley when explaining what they were chatting about.

And Crowley's like lol you got him flustered enough to host this meeting. Good on you, Mr. Whoever the Fuck You Are from Whatever Shop You Run. Look at you *go*. 😍 I've got a new favorite human, Aziraphale.

He's all "you astonish me" to Aziraphale, teasing him like you're leading the poor, balding bastard on, angel. I know it's hard for you to reign in your divine sex appeal but you should maybe try. His heart is only human, after all.

Mr. Brown still thinks Crowley's a sex worker though so he doesn't give up and is all like remember, Mr. Fell, our date is right after work on Thursday in a group setting to set you at ease but I'll see you first to set it all up because I want you and I want to make sure you know I'm not just here for the business meeting.

Crowley: That's it-- I'm adopting you, Ballsy Mr. Carpet. I like your style. But you'll never wear my angel down. We've been married for 6,000 years. I am definitely up for saving you from some demons on Thursday though and making it rain on you and literally any fruity, single shop owner in the greater metro area next season. You're on the deck after my shop lesbians. Now piss off, Mr. Barnes. We haven't been to the pub in ages and you're in my seat.

‪Hi Mr. Gaiman)

‪I have a question regarding Crowley and Aziraphale not being able to resurrect humans. It seemed like the demons killed Mr. Brown, but than we see him alive and well at the end of the last episode. I thought Crowley brought him back to life after escorting Maggie and Nina out. Was I wrong to think that? what actually happened?‬

‪I know you get a lot of questions and might not get to this one. either way thank you in advance and have a good day)

P.S. I loooved the second season and can’t stop thinking about it. ‬

Mr Brown had not been killed. He was taken by the demons and stashed away to be dealt with later -- Shax was still intimidated by Crowley's declaration that the demons could not kill civilian humans at that point.

Asserting their dominance on academics

Mr. Fell has just been telling me how much he's looking forward to hosting our monthly street association get-together.

GOOD OMENS - "The Clue" (2.02) requested by @procrastinating-about-life

Good Omens + Text Posts

Holiday Edition

I'm immortalizing this because I absolutely cackled when it happened.

Silly comic I made, based on a fanfic on ao3

I would have loved to have seen what happened when Mr. Brown of Brown's World of Carpets showed up at the bookshop with twenty folding chairs, a hope and a dream, only to discover that his dreamy Mr. Fell had gone to Edinburgh and left in charge of the shop was... the douchebag in the sunglasses from the pub?! And who the hell is this hot flake of a guy who is very excited to share that he's "Jim! An assistant bookseller!" and won't stop talking about... dusting? Is that some drug euphemism?! What has Mr. Brown's sweet bookseller gotten himself into?!

Does Mr. Brown think Crowley and Gabriel buried Aziraphale in the basement? Is he considering whether or not Mr. Fell needs an intervention or some kind of help from the authorities? Does he finally just ask Crowley who exactly he is only for Jimbriel to laugh like Mr. Brown's kind of thick and say "he's Mr. Fell's husband-- duh"?

Someone help poor Mr. Vacuum. He's very confuzzled.