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bluemusickid · 2 months

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The Heiress

Pairing: Lucien Flores x Heiress Fem!Reader

Warnings: 18+, minors DNI, smut, oral (f receiving), unprotected p in v (don't be silly wrap your willy), slight dub-con (if you squint), slight dom-sub dynamics, just in general smuttiness, read at your own risk.

A/N: The collective brainrot those clips have brought us as a fandom (thanks for that, Tony ;3), is INSANE. This is just a smalllll effort in keeping that alive till we get the full movie. I have to confess: this is just shameless PWP at this point lmaoooo (don't judge me, i'm just a girl after all). enjoy and please reblog if you liked it thankssss <3 <3

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(Photos/Gifs of P, credz: @a7estrellas, the dividers are by the lovely @saradika-graphics)

Dull.

That's what these parties were to you always. Dull. Throw in a bunch of old men in stiff suits holding onto champagne flutes like their lives depended on it. Even worse, they tried to sell themselves to you, as if their sad marketing convinced you. You still entertained them, owing to a lack of anything fun happening around those parts.

That is till you met him.

Lucien, he had introduced himself. A cigarette hanging loosely from his lips, a champagne flute in his hand as he was engaged in a conversation with Hermann Astor, owner of the art gallery that was hosting one of the many boring do's you simply HAD to attend.

Truth be told, you weren't really listening to him. The whole "I'm-a-man-of-culture-so-of-course-I-know-art" spiel was boring. So many men trying to dazzle you with their "expertise", but you couldn't care less. To your surprise though, Lucien didn't mansplain or explain the intricacies of art missed by many. He let Hermann drone on, only piping in when something piqued his interest. He only met your eyes a few times, his dark brown hues holding his secrets.

But you knew what he was thinking. It was quite obvious, isn't that what most men wanted in this room? A chance to talk to you, an heiress to a hefty inheritance, maybe a chance to woo you, wine and dine you and then pop a ring on your finger. Maybe get you pregnant. Secure the bag.

Atleast that's what you assumed he wanted, but he didn't seem like the type to talk you up. He was mostly interested in having a chat about your life, why you hung out at these places especially since you gave no fucks about fine arts, and so on. It was surprising, true, but maybe men changed up their tactics ever so often. So you played along, as you always did. Answering with as much truth as you could.

You found yourself on the balcony standing next to him, staring at the vast grounds with its fine cut grass and neatly trimmed hedges, the moon casting its glow upon it. Turning to him, you decided to cut to the chase. You were bored, and only a quick fuck could break the tedium. Running your hand along his arm, you pulled him to one of the bedrooms, pushing him against the door. Leaning towards him, you brought your lips close to his, waiting for his permission to continue. He leaned forward, as you latched your lips to his, guiding his arms to wrap around you, deepening the kiss as you pushed yourself further into him. That's odd, you thought. This actually felt nice.

His lips, while hesitant at first, tangled with yours, the heat warming your bones. He ever so slightly placed his hands on you, running them down your body down to your hips, squeezing gently as he rested them there; pulling you towards him and his growing erection.

Itching to taste him, you knelt down, licking his growing manhood over the fabric of his tight dress pants. With a growl, he pulled you up, gripping your shoulders as he turned you around and walked you over to the bed behind you. Pushing you down, he bent you over so your ass was up in the air as your face was smushed into the soft bedding eagerly waiting in anticipation.

You felt his hot breath as his lips trailed along your thighs, his tongue running over the divots and the stretch marks that adorned your skin. You squirmed, wishing he would turn his attention to the place you needed him the most. He seemed to have heard your unspoken wish, because the very next moment, his lips moved over your core, his tongue lightly ghosting over your wet folds, your swollen core. You panted, your hands grabbing the duvet with a force that you weren't even sure was possible.

Lucien started off slow, and then dove in, his tongue swirling over your swollen nub, as he gathered your wetness on his finger and pushed a digit inside; his tongue and his finger working in tandem. You groaned loudly, pushing your hips onto his tongue, not realising that they were moving of their own accord, ever-so-slightly undulating and moving in rhythm to his licks and thrusts. Through the haze of pure lust, you realised that you were meant to be in control of this entire situation. Reaching behind, you tangled your fingers into his soft brown curls, pulling him even closer to your nub as you fucked yourself on his tongue, moaning loudly as he groaned at your act of dominance; the vibrations shooting through your core, making their way through your body. He added another finger, doubling his efforts as he felt your legs shake, and your core tightening as you neared your peak.

You screamed into the duvet, muffling your cries as your orgasm took over. You would've collapsed into the mattress had Lucien not been holding on to you, resting his head on your back as he caught his breath as well. The both of you lay there, him spooning you, till your breathing returned to normal. Straightening your clothes, you both exited the room, not meeting each others' eyes, no words spoken to one another.

The rest of the evening went very well, your secret rendezvous leaving you satiated, yet hungry for more.

The second time you met him was at the Charity Ball held by your "good friend" Fiona Mayhew, who got on your nerves most of the time, but did a lot of good for underprivileged children/teens and their education; so you stuck around. At first, you didn't really wish to go to her stuffy ball; but RSVP'd yes, with the smallest hope that Lucien would be there.

He was, of course. Dressed in a well tailored, crisp tux, his messy brown curls slicked back and gelled down. You hated to admit it, but he looked downright edible. You pretended not to notice him at first, making small talk with the members of the small group he was entertaining. You mingled, the both of you catching each others gaze as you talked to the other guests, your eyes conveying what you couldn't bring yourself to say. You barely managed to pull your gaze away from him each time, silently berating yourself for giving him that much importance. It was all a game, all a ploy.

It was working, though. Because the next time he caught your gaze, his deep brown eyes darkened as he walked out of the gigantic ball room, making his way to the large area where the cars were parked. Making his way through the maze of luxury, vintage cars, he walked over to a cambrian grey Bentley, leaning against it as an invitation to join him. He smirked, watching your hips sway as you sashayed towards him, ready to beat him at his own game. He held the door open, his hand moving from the small of your back to rest on your behind, giving you a small smack as you made your way in. Tsking, you gave him a wolfish grin, as you slid the dropped sleeves of your gown from your shoulders, his eyes bulging at the sight of your gorgeous breasts being freed from their confines.

The car shook, almost too violently, as you bounced on his cock, a moan escaping your mouth as you felt him hit your front wall, over and over. You'd always thought of sex as a chore, something to get over with. But it felt different, with him; it felt as if your body and mind split, and was only concentrated on him and how he felt inside. Your core squeezed around him, as you pulled him deeper inside; fingernails digging into his meaty shoulder. Leaning forward, he rested his forehead in the crook of your neck as he thrust up into you, pulling you towards him to meet his sharp and pointed thrusts. Your breath caught in your throat, lips ghosting over his as your breaths mingled, all thoughts of speech banished. He kissed his way down your neck to your gorgeous globes, running the tip of his tongue around your swollen nipples. This action made you groan, running your fingers through his hair, completely mussing them up and ruining his do. You couldn't care less; with the way he was making you feel, you had half a mind to pull him to the ballroom and fuck him in front of everyone to show the reason for his and your disheveled states.

His thrusts began to speed up as he held you in place, your legs trembling and burning as you tried to hold yourself up, absorbing every bit of his amorous assault on you. Undoing the buttons of his crisp white shirt, you yanked the shirt off his shoulder, biting down hard at the exposed skin. He growled loudly, thrusting up once, then twice as he emptied himself into you, painting your walls as you squeezed every drop from him, reaching your explosive end as well. The euphoria melted into your veins, swiftly coursing through the length of your body. But yet again, as he helped you straighten yourself up, no words were spoken.

Both of you made your way back to the ballroom, your clothes and hair slightly askew, and a bright red mark on Lucien's neck, that he didn't bother hiding for the rest of the night. You wouldn't be surprised if people found out that the two of had been together, let alone what the two of you were upto

You couldn't bring yourself to care, though.

And now here you were, months later. You hadn't seen Lucien for quite some time, but you didn't really care all that much. It wasn't like you were pining after him. On the contrary, you'd found quite a few men to keep yourself entertained.

You walked into Fiona's beach soiree, thanking divine providence that it wasn't a black tie affair. The fact that it was at her luxurious beach house, which was facing the vast ocean, just happened to be a silver lining. You made your way around the party, chatting with Fiona about her latest venture, the NGO she had established, the soiree a means to raise funds.

As the night progressed, you found yourself pleasantly buzzed as you sat at the bar, waiting for the bartender to serve you. A familiar voice directed at you made you turn, only to see Lucien standing there, a flute of champagne in his hands, his signature smirk on his face. You tried to ignore the butterflies in your stomach, shifting your focus to the drink placed in front of you. He looked amazing, his messy curls softly styled, his beautiful neck adorned with gold chains and a thick ring on his finger. You had never seen him this casual, the Hawaiian shirt he had donned sitting loosely on him, leaving little to imagination.

Raising your glass at him in a silent toast, you smiled, taking a swig of the bubbly liquid. Delicious.

"You alone?" He drawled.

You gestured around, "Do you see anyone else here?"

"Touché." He took a swig of his drink, eyebrows raising as he savoured it. There was a small lull in the conversation but you didn't mind. It's not like the both of you talked when you were together.

"So. Long time no see."

"Yeah, kinda hard to see someone if they don't really show their face at events." you mused dryly.

He chuckled, nodding at the accusation. Taking your flute from your hand, he put the glasses on the counter, beckoning to the garden at the back of the house, "up for a smoke?"

"I don't smoke.", you said smugly, downing the glass in front of you.

He leaned towards you, bending down to whisper in your ear, "Who said anything about smoking?"

You should've known. It never ended in just talking, in fact, you don't think you've ever had a proper conversation with Lucien, barring that one time on the balcony, the night you met him. It was as if the bond between you was solely driven by the sheer lust and attraction you had for one another. Just the way you preferred it, and wanted it, truth be told.

As you both made your way outside, Lucien pinned you to the stone wall, locking his fingers with yours as he held your arms by your head, his lips brushing over yours. You wanted to ask him many things, probably talk about the both of you and your arrangement, but you couldn't bring yourself to talk. Atleast, not now.

You felt your insides flutter in anticipation, as he left kisses all over you: your neck, your breasts, your stomach. Pushing your dress up, he left open-mouthed kisses along your thighs, biting and sucking till he left marks, you were sure of it. Pulling your lace panties to the side, he began to eat you out with a ferocity that aroused you and scared you in equal parts. All you could do was hold on as he held your wet folds apart, his tongue running over your swollen nub. Briefly, he pulled back to look at your core; swearing under his breath as he saw how wet you were for him. He dove back in, pulling your lips apart with his fingers as he fucked you with his tongue for all he was worth.

You had died and gone to heaven, you were sure of it. Stars exploded behind your eyelids as each swipe of Lucien's tongue made you forget all about your surroundings. Your leg was on his shoulder, your dress was basically falling off your body and you had nearly bitten off a finger trying to hold your screams in. If he weren't so good with his tongue and his fingers, you would have laughed at the way your body turned to putty near this man.

You were rudely pulled out of your thoughts by the feel of him pushing inside you, hitching your leg on his hip as he bottommed inside you. You gasped as he stayed there, letting you feel all of him as he feasted on your breasts, his thumbs and tongue working their magic. He began to move, his hand holding both your arms above your head, restricting your movements. Rutting into you with abandon, he snarled as he felt your pussy clench around him as he tightened his hold on your arms. Using them as leverage, he quickened his motion, anchoring your waist as he fucked into you wildly, using your body for his own pleasure.

"Fuck...take it. take it all." he grunted through gritted teeth, letting go of your arms as he held you steadily, his fingers making their way to your core, circling your swollen clit.

You heard yourself shriek as you came apart, throwing your arms around his shoulders as he reached his end as well, his warm spend coating your walls. Your core pulsed, nearly strangling his cock as the aftershocks died down. Suddenly feeling exhausted, you slid down the wall as he held you, gently rocking you till you came back to normal.

As you recovered from your explosive high, there was only one thought in your mind: you were truly and honestly screwed.

GAHHHH IDK HOW THIS TURNED OUT BUT OMFG i had suchhhh fun writing it!! Hope y'all enjoy! I don't do taglists anymore, just turn on blog notifs for @lexiscyberlibrary to be notified about any new fics!

Love ya!

-xoxo Lexi <3

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svltzmans · 2 months

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could you do fiona taking reader with a strap for the first time? 🙏

meddle about - f.g.

fiona gallagher x fem! reader

warnings: smut (18+), strap on use, dirty talk, nipple play, mommy kink if you squint really hard, this is so smutty lmaoooo

a/n: i'm back with a bang (literally lol). this has been in my drafts for so long 😶 but i'm obsessed with this request. i'm also writing this and posting without proofreading but i might check it later lmao

fiona kicks her shoes off, relieved to finally be in her apartment.

managing a diner is surprisingly difficult, and she had found that out the hard way.

despite the aches in her knees and ankles, she was quick to make her way home. she knew her girlfriend, y/n, had stayed over.

fiona makes herself blush, thinking about how thrilled she is to get home to y/n.

hearing the door close and fiona's shoes drop to the floor, y/n practically jumps out of bed, making her way to the foyer.

"hi baby," y/n coos, pulling fiona into a welcoming kiss.

fiona finds herself melting into y/n, her thoughts escalating despite the innocence of the contact.

"someone missed me, huh?" y/n teases, noticing fiona's change in reaction.

"just been thinking about you all day," fiona responds, wrapping her arms around her girlfriend.

"c'mere."

y/n extends her hand to fiona, encouraging her to follow.

fiona does so without thought, allowing y/n to guide her to their bedroom.

y/n sits on the bed, beckoning fiona to sit on her lap.

fiona wraps her legs around y/n's waist, resting her arms on her shoulders.

y/n instinctively leans in to kiss fiona, her fingers in her hair.

the kiss escalates quickly, fiona letting her hands roam over her girlfriend's body.

hearing y/n's quiet whines and feeling her start rocking back and forth flips a switch in fiona.

"lay down, baby girl," fiona mutters, gently pushing on y/n's chest.

y/n does as she's told with no hesitance, letting her body sink into the mattress.

fiona hovers over her, finger rested below her chin. she leans in to kiss y/n again, the closeness to her girlfriend's body driving her crazy.

y/n can't help but frown when fiona pulls away, only for her face to change immediately when fiona starts kissing her chest.

fiona stares up at y/n, her piercing eyes locked into hers.

she starts licking cirlces around y/n's nipple, her fingers rubbing the other.

"fi..." y/n moans, throwing her head back at the sensation.

hearing her girlfriend moan only turns fiona on more, and she can't help sucking harder to elicit a louder reaction from y/n.

"fiona!" y/n almost screams in pleasure, her body instinctively jerking upward.

hearing these sounds from her girlfriend practically breaks fiona. she pulls away, looking into her eyes.

"wanna try something new with you," fiona coos, running her finger along y/n's chin.

"new how?" y/n responds, growing more excited.

"you'll see. close your eyes for a sec."

y/n feels the bed rise and fall as fiona stands, retrieving something from the drawer.

a few seconds later, fiona stands at the foot of the bed.

"you can open 'em now."

when y/n takes her hands off her eyes, she has to blink a few times to ensure she's not dreaming.

her girlfriend had put on a strap, tightly affixing it to her waist. the sight put y/n in a daze immediately, her eyes instinctively rolling to the back of her head.

to y/n's surprise, fiona sits at the edge of the bed next to her waist.

her hand quickly makes it's way to y/n's underwear, their lips touching once again.

"gonna get you ready for me, use my fingers first," fiona mutters between kisses, her fingers hovering over y/n's clit.

y/n nearly screams when fiona puts two fingers inside of her, slowly pumping them in and out.

"fuck, faster baby. do it faster," y/n chants out, craving more of the feeling.

fiona hovers over y/n once again, slowly sliding her fingers out.

"think you're ready baby? i'm gonna fuck that pretty pussy of yours," fiona teases, putting a coil in y/n's stomach.

"please, oh god," y/n instantly responds, her desperation growing by the second.

"spread your legs for me."

fiona taps y/n's clit with the strap, earning sharp whines from the girl below her.

"holy shit, you're so wet already y/n," fiona praises, still lazily rubbing against her.

"are you gonna fuck me or wha-"

before y/n can even finish her quip, fiona pushes herself into y/n, the tip of the strap inside her.

"oh," y/n sighs, adjusting to the new sensation. she had never felt so full, even though fiona was far from all the way in.

fiona pushes deeper, burying half of the strap into y/n's pussy.

y/n lets out a guttural moan, the sensation driving her crazy.

"don't know if i can take it all, fi," she moans, hands laced in fiona's hair. "it's so big."

"i know you can take it baby. wanna fuck you so deep."

fiona is shocked by how good wearing the strap was making her feel, the base of it colliding with her clit with every movement.

they both moan loudly when fiona pushes all the way in, their waists colliding.

fiona starts slow, y/n quickly adjusting to the feeling.

"faster, please," y/n begs, desperation growing in her stomach.

fiona picks up her pace, moaning at the feeling of the strap against her body.

they both moan loudly, sloppily kissing as fiona hovers over y/n.

"that's my girl," fiona praises, feeling herself already growing close.

y/n feels like she can't stop making noise, her body out of her control.

"don't stop mo- m' getting close," y/n manages to save her slip up, not knowing fiona's thoughts about being called names like that.

fiona doesn't seem to notice, her body overtaken by such intense feeling.

"fuck baby, gonna cum with you. feels so good to fuck you like this," fiona breathes out, throwing her head back.

"need you inside me more often," y/n smirks, more whines escaping her lips.

"oh my god, i- i'm right there. cum with me, please," she cries out, grabbing onto fiona's shoulders.

"god baby, i'm cumming," fiona sighs, her body shaking as she struggles to stay up.

soon enough, she can't, and collapses next to y/n, starting to giggle.

"that was one hell of a surprise," y/n smirks, kissing fiona gently.

"wait, what did you call me before?" fiona sees y/n turn beet red, smiling at the shyness of her girlfriend.

"um, that's a tomorrow conversation."

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archangeldyke-all · 5 months

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masterlist 2!

so apparently u can only imbed 100 links per post, so here's my second masterlist haha!

slow living with sev

helping sevika workout

distracting professor sevika from grading

sevika naming your tits

christmas with sev

masc reader strapping sevika for the first time

scrawny reader winning a fight with sev

watching jeopardy with sev

sevika taking care of u in a depressive spell

sev and drunk reader

princess reader and knight sevika

cowboy sevika!!! 🤠

p.2 slow living with sev

sevika and reader's dogs cause a meet cute 🐕

how sevika proposes

bully sevika

wrapping presents for sevika

trying to have angry sex as a married couple

sevika sucking strap

sex store shopping with sev

the glitter incident

chubby reader!

reader who loves makeup

reader w/ body hair

short reader

sevika squirting again hehe

butch trucker sev

first time u fall asleep on sev

growing old with sev

dairy farmer sev x strawberry farmer reader

godmother sev x kindergarten teacher

amab ceo sev 💼

how u and ceo sev got together💼

nut video with sound? 💼

sev on her period :(

sev on anesthesia

out of pocket reader

getting pregnant with sev :,) 👶

sevika overstimulating and tying u up

sevika mindlessly groping u

happy chubby reader

waking sev up

subtop sevika begging 💼

scardey cat reader

butch4butch gym couple

reader w/ top surgery

synced period w/ sev

how sev reacts when ur hurt

flasing sev on facetime

cowboy sevika's family grows 🤠

asexual reader

touchstarved overthinking reader

cowboy sev smut ;) 🤠

farmer couple smut

finding a missing slayer :,) 🐕

finn's little sister reader

playing uno with the gang

list of quick blurbs

slayer being sev's wingdog 🐕

tailor reader

pussy spanking ;)

nsfw alphabet

sev's fanny pack strap asdfjsaljdf

pussy spanking ft. squirting

how sev talks to your baby 👶

sev w/ a plushy

ran and sev and reader throuple

how she tells silco about reader

cowboy sev adopting the girls 🤠

sevika warming up to kids 👶

sev during your labor and delivery 👶

finn cockblocking u and sev lmaoo

save a horse, ride a cowboy 🤠

PT reader/boxer sev pt. 2

another list of blurbs

sev w/ nail artist gf

slayer in the snow lmaoooo 🐕

sev w/ your kid from a previous relationship 👶

cowboy sev and reader jailbreak the girls🤠

sevika's kid eating crayons 👶

sevika hates scary movies

painter reader/muse sev

sevika's ass and how much we love it

how she dances

sevika after you have a nightmare

how she reacts to dustin licking reader

taking her skating

little slayer at work with sev 🐕

sev and a black vampire reader! 🦇

painfully obvious crushing reader

sev and slayer's typical convos 🐕

sevika lactation kink hehehe

black vamp and sev's relationship hcs 🦇

discovering her breeding kink

talkative reader who's shy around sev

pussywhipped sev

black vamp reader's little friend 🦇

sev comforting reader w/ hairloss

roach verse groupchat

switch sev and switch reader

#sevika #sevika arcane #sevika x reader #sevika x you #soft sevika #sevika smut #sevika imagine

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nattinatalia · 1 year

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Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU

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CC3 Anon

spoilers under cut

Hiii it’s CC anon. THANK GOD YOU RESPONDED NO ONE ELSE I KNOW IS READING THIS BOOK 😭

I finished CC3 last night and yeah. I enjoyed the pacing at the beginning of this book more than the first two books because we’re already in the thick of the climax and don’t have to build up suspense again but omg it dragged in the middle.

I did not care for Ithan at all I’m sorry. And yes he hasn’t been a pro sun all player in YEARS idk why she keeps bringing it up. I think someone stumbled and he caught her and Sarah went “his sunball reflexes” HES A WOLF HE WAS ALWAYS GOING TO HAVE QUICK REFLEXES. Had him running up and down to resurrect Sigrid and in the end it DIDNT EVEN MATTER.

Lmaoooo Ithan mostly acted ago appropriate if I think about it. He's like 20 I'm assuming since he's around college age. He's def not my favorite character either tbh. Love how everything fell into his lap tho. Literally anytime he was mentioned so was snuball it was so fucking dumb.

I know you like Tharion but can he do anything right omg. Ithan carried him with the Viper Queen. Sathia carried him in front of the Ocean Queen 😭 I WAS SO PISSED ABOUT THE ANTIDOTES OMG and then Ithan went and did the same. I see why they are best friends like wow stupid really follows stupid.

LMAO I love Tharion, yes he'd definitely dumb and needs to make better decisions but I liked how witty he was in the first book. He really needs to stop with the whole woe is me act tho. omg the antidotes shit don't even get me started. half of the stuff that she wrote for the book didn't even matter in the end. like, we could've cut this damn book down 300 pages tbh, nothing would've been missed because nothing made sense even.

I don’t hate Bryce. She did annoy me though. I hated when Aelin wouldn’t tell people about her plans and could not stand it from Bryce here. Her yelling at Hunt about having to face the consequences of their actions. I’m like dude you went to another world and came back powered up. Hunt stayed and was tortured brutally like what? I know why she doesn’t want him to have guilt about it but it’s his 3rd time going through this and failing. And now he has more to lose. Of course he would be feeling a type of way.

I do not like her at all lol. The whole not telling people plans things pissed me off because her loud mouth is not like that. AND THEN SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO TELL HUNT "OH YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO BE HERE" girl maybe if you told someone the fuckin plan they would feel a bit more confident about going through with it for fucks sake. she's a mean girl and i can't stand her and i don't think she's funny at all she is so cringe to me haha. HUNT HAS ALREADY TRIED GOING AGAINST THE ASTERI AND HE WAS TORTURED FOR 200 YEARS?! Then he gets freed and has to do it all over again?! Like, why are we yelling at this man? of course he's weary.

I’m not the biggest fan of her swagger at times. Like sometimes we don’t need the quippy (read: unfunny) one liners :/

LITERALLY

The STAKES???? Bryce should’ve stayed dead! It would have been a lot more impactful. Even the torturing scenes kind of didn’t hit as much after the fact cause everyone can just regrow their limbs and be fine. No one had a single nightmare about what happened to them? I thought we would see something like that beyond “a glimmer of darkness in his eyes” idk :/

The entire "someone dying only to be brought to life on the next page" has definitely fucking worn off now but sjm apparently can't see that. she created a world with 50+ characters only to not use half of them when it matters. so stupid. Also, i don't remember them being able to regrow limbs tbh.

Maybe the book would’ve been too long but I was genuinely shocked we didn’t get more scenes of anyone on the actual battlefield. We were mostly in the palace after Bryce and Hunt teleported, and then the moment with Lidia and the sprites. But maybe the book would’ve been too toooo long idk.

Yeah there really was only like 60 pages of the end scene. but as soon as i saw the word space i actually almost DNFd it because what the actual fuck was that.

I will say I really like how the male friendships are genuine. I honestly can’t tell you that Bryce, Fury, and June are friends LMAO. (I’m exaggerating but I do kinda agree with this) .

Yeah, i love Ruhn, dec, and flynn's relationship. i think sjm tries to be like "oh yeah girl power, strong fmc's" but there's no women in the books? and they all don't like each other? like danika, bryce, fury, and juniper seemed like mean girls? girls that didn't give a fuck about anyone else? idk. the way that the men to women ratio in her books is very interesting to me. and the fack that EVERY man that comes across bryce thinks she's the most gorgeous girl to have ever lived...fuck off with that logic.

My girl Jesiba :////// She was my favorite for sure. I'm indifferent about her lol. Her entire storyline i feel was just made up like two months ago so she could connect to the other series lol

I do agree with what you said about Bryce (I legit almost wrote Aelin LMFAO) . I was not expecting her to just say no rulers for the Fae at all. But I guess a Senate would be more democratic.

SO STUPID. The Senate (starwars)

Im sure there will be a fourth book but I am so uninterested in Tharion and Ariadne like who caresssssssss. If Im interested in Ithan, it’s because I want to see more Perry. I wonder how connected this world and ACOTAR will remain.

I honestly hope it ends at 4 books. I think that would be a perfect ending because there's four houses. no need for more im already sick of it. yeah i liked perry too. i hope they're no longer connected lol.

Ruhn and Lidia :) but HE LEGIT SHOT HER?? I know she was acting irrationally because of her sons and he wanted to make sure she didn’t get herself killed but then he shot her. Like okay 😭. I think my favorite couples are Bryce’s parents and Lidia and Ruhn. Ruhn just seems so hot 😭.

Ruhn is a winner for sure for sure.

I’m writing too much and I’m scared this app will just shut down so I’ll quit here. I still think the first book is the worst one in this series. But I had fun with this one (despite my hang ups) and I’m glad it’s over (for now :/).

THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT!!!

THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT TOO!

CC anon!! I went to goodreads to read reviews of the book and I genuinely cannot believe how many 5 star ratings this book got. I mean, I can and can’t believe it. Atp anything Sarah puts out will average at least a 4 star rating on there and sell a crap ton.

I think people just give her that rating because she's popular, not because they read lol. oh yeah, why do you think she released 5 different bonus chapters. talk about a greedy cash grab. that mentality kinda makes me sick im not even going to lie.

I was reading through the 2-star reviews and someone mentioned their shock at how quickly Ruhn and Lidia resolved their issues which I totally agree with. She said she hated him and would never forgive him for what he did, and she was right! I know why Ruhn did it, but I genuinely still cannot believe he actually shot her, even if she was gonna be okay. That’s a terrible time to be worrying about a wound like that when you want to be at full strength to fight for your children.

Yeah half of the plot lines felt stupid? like what? he couldn't have stopped her any other way...really? i feel like she did not think this book through as well as she thought she did tbh. seems to be her thing these days.

(Even when Hunt said he hated Bryce for stopping him from killing Celestina, I was like Oh!)

OMG THAT WAS ACTUALLY WILD. YEAH OKAY. I TOTALLY BELIEVE THEY'RE MATES.

The reviewer said Sarah should have left their relationship on the rocks so we could get Ruhn groveling in the fourth book, and I can’t get that idea out of my head. ESPECIALLY with their bonus scene. Idk if you’ve read it but I was like ??? I like them as a couple and I like their story, but it did seem like it was all patched up insanely quickly. Like if you shot me then the very LEAST you could do is get my kids to safety. That alone would not necessarily make me forgive you.

I didn't read their bonus chapter but i can't believe they moved in with each other literally after like two days of knowing each other in real life. bro, you just found out she has two kids? you don't know the woman at all lol. no, everyone has to have a happy ending by the last page of the book or else. lol. no suspense.

#cc3 spoilers #cc3 #hofas #hofas spoilers

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why stendy works better than kyndy

*cracks knuckles* ok here we go. I FUCKING HATE THE SHIP KYNDY OK AND THE PEOPLE WHO SHIP IT OVER STENDY ARE RETARDS. ok first of all kyle has 0 interest in wendy bc he’s gay which he said in “follow that egg” when he deadass was like “i don’t like wendy” LMAO when stan got all jealous and shit, ok so now that we’ve cleared that out of the way, another main reason why it wouldn’t work is bc first of all kyle and wendy are both overly emotional monsters LOL like if they got together it would just be insanity and destruction. stendy works better bc stan is more rational and shit, and wendy needs that bc it keeps her more sane & balanced. if wendy was throwing a tantrum kyle would just throw a tantrum too and it’d make everything worse. i also feel the same way about kyman i feel like it works since cartman isn’t as overly reliant on his emotions as kyle is (i mean cartman def has his moments like that too tho LOL) but cartman still knows how to keep a calm & rational mind in certain situations which kyle needs, like in that scene where kyle was going ballistic bc stan & kenny ditched the faith hilling stuff and he was like “YOU’RE SELLOUTS!1!1!” and cartman was able to calm kyle down LMAO. and also the fact that kyle & wendy are both perfectionistic overachievers would be a nightmare too, i mean yeah it looks good on paper bc they both have that in common but i mean….when you have that personality type (which i have LOL) you can get overstressed and overwhelmed easily so it’s better to be around people who can help you relax and have fun than be a constant reminder of all the work u need to do. and stan still fulfills wendy in both of those ways, he’s smart and has common sense like her but stan isn’t as overly concerned about schoolwork. same with kyman, cartman still fulfills kyle’s needs to be around someone who can stimulate him intellectually, but kyle has more fun when he’s with cartman lol. also i feel like bc stan is way more laid back than kyle he’s wayyy more patient with wendy, i mean this is both a good and bad thing bc stan constantly enables wendy and lets her walk all over him, but i think at the end of the day wendy likes stan bc of the unconditional support he gives her. i mean kyle isn’t like this at all, in the moments we’ve seen kyle with wendy he’s rlly quick to call her out on her bs or get annoyed with her easily like he does with everyone LOL bc kyle is way more assertive than stan. a good example was in “tom’s rhinoplasty” when kyle was like the first one to figure out how wendy shot miss ellen into the sun and called her out for it, and then in “follow that egg” kyle got annoyed with wendy when she was getting all worked up over her egg LOL he’s like “i just want an A leave me alone” and then when they talked about stan’s depression in “ass burgers” wendy was suggested how they can go to stan’s house together and kyle immediately shut her down lmaoooo. it seems pretty clear to me that kyle doesn’t care for wendy and doesn’t have much patience for her, now wendy on the other hand it wouldn’t surprise me if she has a crush on kyle LOL. i mean i’m sure all the girls have crushed over kyle at some point bc they think he’s cute (but then they immediately get over the crush when they find out how annoying his personality is) and also this is wendy we’re talking about, she literally made out with cartman while she was with stan and then got over it so it wouldn’t surprise me if she wanted to jump kyle’s bones too LOL. also besides being booksmart the only other thing they have in common is that they “hate” cartman so it’d be as pathetic as style where all they do together is talk shit about cartman when in reality both of them want to fuck him.

#STENDY #KYNDY #THANK YOU DEMI LOVATO FOR GIVING US THE PHRASE JUMP UR BONES #STENDYRANTGARBAGE

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little storytime about how i made a pretty girl laugh and what im eating now

i had a hard day today!!! i feel my period coming so that could be why but. i think if i put that thought aside and consider all other circumstances today was truly pretty hard... but im not gonna go into things

while i was walking to the bus stop today (in a hurry if i may add because it was the last bus!) the sole of one of my boots fell out completely!!! so i did a quick half run half hobble in one booted foot and one socked foot (but it still had the rest of the boot on just... not the sole LMAOOOO)

when i got on the bus i sat beside a quiet girl and was just listening to my music and thinking about what i’d do when i got back to my dorm... WHEN. i suddenly heard sniffles and i was like wtf!!! it was coming from the gal beside me >o< and i asked her if she was ok now u might be thinking yuna what r u doing of course she’s not ok don’t bother people when they’re crying BUT i had multiple occasions where i cried on public transport and i always appreciated when people reached out to me even if it’s just with a packet of tissues or with a quick pat on the shoulder sooooo i decided to do the same

and she was crying really hard!!! i didn’t have a tissue i could give her so i patted her shoulder and showed her my missing boot and it made her snort-laugh so that’s a win... then i asked if she wanted me to walk her back because turns out our dorms are next to each other but she said no thank you... anyways i’m thinking about her and i really hope she’s alright

soooo today was hard but i kinda helped someone / made someone laugh so my night was lots better... i just had a shower and now im in my room eating mala tang left over from yesterday while watching love island and while im still tired and stressed and dreading tomorrow i feel okay now so i will hold onto this sense of okay-ness for as long as i can

it’s so silly of me to keep going back to this every single time but really, maybe i do have a choice!!! and maybe i do have a chance!!! and that everything can be ok

#i think the new episode of bnha airs tomorrow right? i can't wait #tmi tuna #tuna thoughts #-> gonna use this tag for long personal posts

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"Free of Pointless Commands" liveblog!

It's finally time!! My period's been leaving me feeling like garbage, but I'm on the upswing now. It's time for blorbo from my shows.

As always, spoilers under the cut :)

Before I even start the episode I want it on the record that I read the episode description and the bit about Constance "using her gift". PLEASE let this be the necklace from the book PLEASE I am BEGGING

0:14 I unironically love these recaps

1:08 "car 15" this dude is definitely in cahoots 🥴

1:16 HAHA GET HIM REYNIE

1:34 "your accent insults the nation" LMAO CONSTANCE WHAT

1:40 why are you saying this out loud WHY DO THEY DO THIS SO MUCH

1:52 I like how they call them "the greys", it has a good ring to it lol

1:59 "they'll probably take us back to where mr benedict and number two are" okay valid

2:01 "the same grays who tried to brain sweep me?" OKAY VALID

2:44 I dont know this man's mother but I love her 😂

NOO I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED THE OPENING

Okay I rewound LMAO. In this house we dont skip intros unless they really suck

4:27 why does kate know what non-liquid assets are 😂😂

4:53 if that spyglass is also a kaleidoscope I would actually scream

4:59 "I'll take the whole bucket" buddy that is a price far too high

5:16 baby girl, what's up

5:23 🥺🥺🥺 please dont let that be a necklace from mr b

5:54 I love these girls so much

6:32 "I dont know. I'm hungry." No worries bb we all get hangry

6:36 whaaaat was that face connie girl

6:38 "Constance, what's wrong?" REYNIE NOTICED TOO

6:48 fucking christ how does she know

6:54 shit. SHIT.

7:01 okay it's time for fucking PAIN bc sure he's happy and carefree and will probably eat and sleep better but this is synthetic bullshit that isnt doing anything good for him in the long run and I'm feeling a lot of things about it

7:07 "My." Shut up you pretentious dickhead

7:15 all that flexing can't possibly be compensating for something, can it? Hmmm?

7:26 kiss ass. A kiss ass with a long standing grudge and too much pride.

7:30 "I'm so proud of you" NO

7:34 "...and almost bizarrely happy" okay so he's aware that it's strange

7:46 stop being manipulative challenge (impossible)

8:03 curtain is the sort of guy who very obviously peaked in high school and talks about how much he loved it way too much

8:34 "it's your associate.. she seems to have your ear, and she doesn't strike me as particularly joyful." ohhhhh, so that's his angle. I'm so glad she got out when she did

8:45 "the way I feel now, anything seems possible" this shit is so creepy, like a hivemind

8:53 there's our girl!!!

9:24 "....👌🏼 I'm over-parenting" LMAO IM DEAD

9:42 okay but where did Miss Perumal go

9:51 RHONDA DONT LEAVE HER BEHIND

10:12 "we won't be putting her in a dangerous situation where she wont be able to-" *Miss Perumal rides in on a moped like a badass* YOU WERE SAYING????

10:29 daaamn, she knows her stuff!

10:56 "did you hot wire this? 🧐" "there are things you dont know about me 😐" SGHDJDJD THIS EXCHANGE

11:04 YES Milligan in the sidecar 😂😂😂

11:43 "Constance has the gift" Constance: 😳 please tell me she didnt barter the gift away for their taxi fare

12:29 NO SHE REACHED FOR HER NECK, IT WAS THE NECKLACE

12:38 Awwwwww

12:43 "now, make a wish." "I wish to be free of pointless commands." ROLLLL CREDITS

13:06 AWWW they definitely missed Rhonda's birthday by now then 🥺 the two of them are so sweet. What a funny fucking gift too

13:13 "it will be tough to outdo this, but I enjoy a challenge" have I mentioned I love them

13:15 they are about to saw the cake in half LMAOOOO

13:28 oh my gosh constance backstory. CONSTANCE BACKSTORY.

13:34 "I'm fine." Oh sweetheart, my baby girl, she was so quick to deny but you KNOW bbg is messed up about it

13:47 "this is my home. I'm fine." brb sobbing

14:06 NOOOO 😭😭

14:10 AWW ITS A SEASHELL

14:17 AND IT HAS A PEAAAARL

14:44 "Kate would fall apart without her bucket" true

15:07 two things:

1. There's another one now???

2. Neither of them are smiling anymore

Okay I lied three things, 3. J&J are doing this in secret, without Curtain knowing. J&J redemption arc????

15:29 "I dont see the problem" then congratulations on being blind

15:44 there you go jill!!!

15:52 "is he currently in a good mood?" LMAO DUDE

16:12 "just... find them a doctor" good fucking luck with that

16:28 "every time. Unwanted tomato." I sympathize, I also do not like tomatoes on my sandwiches

16:29 well that's just wasteful

16:32 LMAO I DIDNT EVEN SEE THEM THERE

17:11 oh my gosh is she about to trade her bucket? The whole thing???

18:07 daaaamn they're so sneaky

18:24 the performance of a lifetime 😂😂😂

18:48 good job but please get out of there while you can

19:16 my love I am so glad you went to the authorities but unfortunately they are the authorities, the justice system fails more people than they dont

19:34 "your claim is nonsensical." "You malign a good man." And there it is.

19:55 "someone's finally at the wheel" THE QUOTE FROM THE FIRST SEASON. 'LIKE NO ONE'S AT THE WHEEL'. SHDJFHDHJD

20:04 "you sound like someone who could, frankly, use some time in dr curtains program" that's fucking terrifying

20:06 "compulsory or not" that's fucking terrifying

20:27 please I'm begging you call Rhonda

20:28 SHIT I FORGOT THEYRE NOT THERE

20:32 THATS THE ONLY NUMBER SHE HAS FOR THEM, SHIT

20:43 noooo they're out of gas

21:10 the POSE 😂

21:12 AND THE RUN HAHAHAHA. WHY DOES HE RUN LIKE THAT

21:22 they're so confused LMAOOO

21:29 what in the hell is happening here

21:30 oh. Okay 🤪

21:57 he is learning so much from Miss Perumal. I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH

22:40 the pearl can just be taken out of the shell like that? What's kept it from falling out up until now?

22:44 IT IS THE GLOBE AFTER ALL 😭😭😭

22:57 off to Germany then, but that's incredibly vague

23:17 "Curtains men could show up any second" damn right they could

23:21 speak of the devil and he shall appear

23:24 oooh and theres a couple of them now!!! Exciting

23:32 *breath* "I'd like a receipt please" why did that make me laugh

23:38 okay but what the fuck is happening

23:41 "hnnnng what's happening?" GSHAHHAHA MY QUESTION EXACTLY DUDE

23:48 *walking in aimless circles giggling* this is me when I'm drunk

23:53 oh my god she did come back I KNEW SHE WOULD BREAK OUT JUST TO BREAK BACK IN

24:01 poor number two 🥺 she looks so freaked out.

24:01 Someone please give this woman a hug and some anxiety medication

24:11 the pure euphoria in "my brother has pie trucks?? :D"

24:23 "they're ALL cult of Curtain" okay but cult of Curtain is a great way to describe this

24:23 I really hope his cringe isnt for her wording even though I totally know it is WHEN WILL THE OTHER SHOE DROP

24:47 "what's there to smile about" kinda rude but yeah he's literally giggling at her

24:49 HIM TRYING TO BE SERIOUS AND FAILING 💀

24:54 that eye narrow. She knows.

25:01 "and of course our current status" "kidnapped. Status: kidnapped." She is the sole voice of reason

25:05 THAT EYE WIDEN. SHE KNOWS.

25:09 the quiet "oh no" GOOD LORD THE QUIET REALIZATION. There has to be at least one fic that will be written about this scene alone.

25:33 "this incredible newfound joy is not going to influence my ability to do what is right" okay two things:

1. I do not believe you

2. It will stop you if your body shuts the fuck down??? I mean they dont know about that but still

25:39 SHE HAS HER HEAD IN HER HANDS. SHE COULDNT BE MORE STRESSED

26:25 "there's no conventional reason for this, this... vacancy" okay the word vacancy makes it seem one thousand times more sinister holy shit

26:29 oh good lord another one

26:29 also I'm pretty sure this shot is the one from the trailer, we all thought it was that prof from season 1

26:58 "kate, do you have a pen?" "Do I have a pen?" The SASS

27:18 PALINDROME, GERMANY. 10/10.

27:24 her visible disappointment that there is no city specifically named Palindrome has me giggling

27:50 PLAN SHAKE AND BAKE 😂😂

28:00 noooo no no no the adults got there just barely too late. AGAIN.

28:11 at least the kids will actually have tickets this time, it's a lot harder to hide on a train

28:17 watch that be some random passenger with her hair like that

28:24 called it

28:32 okay she looks so precious in that yellow coat. So freaking cute

28:40 NOTHING but air hahahaha

28:43 well shit, the polo team is a problem. It's like I said earlier, it's a lot harder to hide on a train

28:55 oh shit, they arent working with the greys? Or maybe Curtain did plant them and the two parties just dont know each other?

28:58 okay gang maybe stop shoving your faces in the very visible window

29:13 "disgrace to the sport." the pure DISDAIN

29:29 "couple of broken ribs, maybe a dislocated shoulder, but we'd live!" Why do I have the feeling these are injuries someone will attain

29:39 STOP I WAS GOING TO COMMENT ON CONSTANCE AND STICKY'S EXCHANGE BUT I PAUSED ON A GOLDEN SCREENCAP 😂😂😂 HOLD UP

look at that FACE

30:01 she looks like such a gremlin holding the whistle like that 😂

30:06 AWWWW Reynie fell asleep on him 🥺

30:14 what's on your mind bb boy, it's not your shift but you're wide awake

30:22 daaamn. that time of night is that time where it could be super late or super early, depending how you look at it

30:30 "you haven't slept. Why not?" A valid ass question

30:50 "you havent prepared yourself" valid! He needed the rest to be alert enough to keep watch

31:19 oh now he's sleepy. I can relate though- I used to work shifts in that late/early time of night while I was in college, and I would never be able to get to sleep before my shifts, but I would be dead tired while I was supposed to be working. It's a vicious cycle

31:31 okay the fact that it faded out and faded back in so many times makes me think either the rest of them were taken, or that their situation is drastically more dangerous somehow

31:59 NO NO NO NO NO

31:59 WHERE IS SHE. WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BABY GIRL

32:12 DAMNIT. of COURSE they would end it there.

Part of me thinks that Constance will be in the bathroom or something super mundane, and she'll have some snarky remark about how she can handle herself. Every other part of me is thinking the obvious, implied, and very unfortunate circumstance 🥴

What a fantastic episode. I cant wait to think about it for the next 3 days straight.

#mbs disney+#the mysterious benedict society #mbs liveblog #free of pointless commands #charity's talkies

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Perfectly Capable

Julieta cannot sleep in Agustín's embrace, as she's far too consumed by guilt.

slight tw for vomiting and feeling so in pain that you can't walk and stuff.

Ao3 Link

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5

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Julieta felt like a terrible mother.

Luisa was hurt, she had broken a promise to Mirabel, Isa was more than likely upset too, and here Julieta was cuddling with her husband and not wanting to see them. She ought to have been ashamed of herself. She was supposed to be working– she was supposed to be holding everything together.

…She hadn’t told him, but she had heard Bruno’s pleas at her bedside, though she didn’t comment on it.

Her family needed her. They needed her smile, her calm nature, her healing, her gift she couldn’t just lay around being sick and useless.

As if reading her mind, Agustín’s arms tightened around her and he brought her closer to him. His slow and soft breathing was soothing, and Julieta yearned to sleep once more, but the tight pains in her abdomen made that unlikely.

Julieta yearned for her cooking.

She yearned to feel okay again so that she could make everyone else feel okay again. She wanted nothing more than to walk out of this room, give her girls a big hug, apologize for scaring them and telling them that she was okay and it was just a rough morning. All she wanted was–

“Agustín? Are you up? I brought your- Julieta!” Pepa nearly dropped the tray she was carrying. Quickly, she set it on Julieta’s bedside table and kneeled before her.

Julieta wished she had at least thought to pretend she was sleeping.

“Ay, Pepa– the sun,” Agustín mumbled and covered his eyes. At least one of them got some sleep.

“Sorry, sorry, I just- are you okay? How are you feeling?” Pepa asked, placing a hand on Julieta’s forehead before quickly removing it and trying to hide her cringe at the temperature.

“I’m fine, Pepa .I was just resting a bit,” Julieta half-lied.

“Here- have some tea. I made it for myself and Agustín, but you need it much more,” Pepa held a teacup for her. Mustering all her strength, Julieta sat herself up and took it, taking a small sip.

Not particularly strong, and a bit cold but it was still slightly soothing.

“Thank you, Pepa. I would’ve told you but she wanted more time to rest,” Agustín spoke for her.

Pepa’s sunlight dimmed. “Oh, w-well that’s alright, you’re so sick, you should take all the time in private you need,” She smiled softly, but all Julieta could see was the pain behind her eyes.

“Pepa, I-”

“No, no, I should go. I’m sure Camilo is probably missing his afternoon snack, I’ll leave you be,” Pepa gave the couple a quick smile before quickly exiting the room, leaving Julieta feeling even worse than she had before. She set the teacup down.

“Did you get any rest, amor?” Agustín asked, kissing her cheek. She lied with a nod.

“Are you ready for me to tell the girls?” He asked.

Julieta looked down.

“Maybe later…” She said, guilt creating a knot in her throat.

“That’s alright my love, take as long as you need,” He said softly. The guilt tightened in her throat.

“I… I think I want you to get Mamá,” Julieta said. “I think I want to see her.”

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All the Medicine

Chapter 1 Chapter 2

Julieta awakes very sick one morning and realizes her emergency stash of food is out.

Many years pre-canon, tw for illness and fainting

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Julieta Madrigal’s gift could heal any physical ailment in the village. No disease or injury was ever too much… if she got there in time, that is to say. But most times if she couldn’t, one of her special extra stocks of arepas or empanadas or hard candies would be sent out. All of this is to say, Julieta Madrigal handled everything thrown at her with grace and a readiness no one else in the family– save for Abuela Alma– had within them.

So the first thing Julieta Madrigal did when she woke up barely able to move from chills, back pain, and extreme nausea, was send Agustín to get her her emergency stash.

To his horror, her emergency stash was empty. He searched everywhere, under the cabinets, in drawers, in her storage baskets, in the icebox, in drawers, everywhere he could possibly think of (all the while trying his best not to injure himself along the way).

“Agustín? What are you searching for? And where is Julieta? She’s usually cooking by now,” Pepa startled the man, causing him to hit his head on a cabinet.

“She’s- uh- under the weather,” He said, rubbing the sore spot.

“And you’re looking for her stash?” She asked. Agustín nodded. Pepa immediately understood and began searching with her brother in law right away, but they quickly reached the same conclusion that her stashes were empty or missing.

“How bad is it, Agustín?” Pepa asked, checking one of the cabinets for the fifth time just to make sure arepas hadn’t appeared since she last checked.

“She hasn’t gotten up from bed yet– she asked me to find one before Alma or the girls woke up,” Agustín checked too, but knew all he’d see were empty baskets. A storm cloud started to form over Pepa’s head as her forehead pressed into worried wrinkles.

“Well… I guess I can start on breakfast for her if you tell her about the empty stash. Maybe she can make her own when she’s ready,” Pepa suggested, clearly not in love with the idea herself. Agustín nodded, going back upstairs as Pepa started to gather pots and pans.

“Julieta, mi amor?” Agustín knocked on the door, finding Julieta still in bed. She only mumbled in response.

“Amor, I think your special stash ran out. Do you think you’ll be able to make anything today?” He asked. Julieta nodded, sitting herself up carefully, trying to ignore the flashing pains down her spine.

“Is Pepa making breakfast?” She asked, hearing the noise from downstairs. Agustín nodded.

“I must’ve slept so late… I thought it was still early,” Julieta swung her legs off the bed, and after ignoring a chill or two, stood, leaning against the bedpost.

“Juli, if you still need to rest, you should,” her husband rushed to her side after seeing her struggle.

“I can handle myself,” She smiled weakly, knowing it was utter bullshit. Whatever this was, she hadn’t had it before because it felt her whole body was melting and yet ice cold with every step she took, her nerves being shot up her spine. It was new, it was painful, and she hated every moment of it thus far.

“Let me help you down the stairs,” He went to take her hand when a pounding at the door stopped his train of thought.

“Papaaaaaaa!!! Isa took my doll!!!!” Luisa pounded against their bedroom door.

“Did not!! It’s probably just lost in that giant room of yours!” Isabella protested down the hall.

Agustín sighed. “Isa-”

“It’s okay, you can solve this. I’ll be fine going on my own,” Julieta told him with a small smile.

“Are you sure?” He wanted to be certain.

“Papa!!!” The eight-year-old banged on the door more.

“Coming, mi hija!” Agustín called out, glancing at Julieta nervously, but knowing he had to address his daughters, left with much remorse.

Julieta was glad. She was determined to cook so that she could feel better, and there was no way she could feign wellness with Agustín right next to her. Frankly, she had no idea how she was even going to make it out of the bedroom, but the family and village needed her– needed her gifts.

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They are (girl)friends :)

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My #1 post of 2022

I cannot with tiktok rn because in every comment section about the mario movie there's fucking crisp rat defenders saying "oh its a Brooklyn Italian accent, it makes sense 🤓" and I am THIS close to killing them all

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Bestie I'm dying so I have br**ding kink blocked among other stuff and your reply to my ask was blocked because of that 😭😅 I almost didn't click on it lol

I saw something F1 and San related? I had an F1 phase, even went to a few races lmaoooo just another random fact. I haven't seen San race, but I'm still having flashbacks to HongHwaSang racing 👀

I wanted to say I want to be a lap cat for sure 🤗

40+?!?!? 🤯 sounds like heaven, I would pass the fuck out if I saw a fic like that! Sometimes I see long fics, but the chapters are so short, I'm being catfished :( yeah why does vampire AU = period sex, pleeeeeaseeee. And when the story is mxm and there's mpreg?! I'm sorry but I'M RUNNING AWAY REAL QUICK GOOD FUCKING BYE

Seonghwa living the ETL life, but let's be honest he's FTL or STL, because man is too soft in reality no matter how much he pretends otherwise. Yes the abs thing happens every few weeks, like... I love Inception stages, but whenever I see photos, gifs and videos of Seonghwa's abs flash I just don't feel too good, I've known he lost weight for a long time, but everytime he opens up about that period of time my heart breaks. Also some members are more likely to show more skin and some don't wanna do it so calm the fuck down

That joke made me cackle and I passed it on, because udyhshdajshhshs Baek comedian. Yesterday two bumblebees flew into my room, like seriously I have nothing against bumblebees, but come ooooooon. Thankfully I quickly escorted them outside. But that big fucking spider on the balcony HA HA HA HA HA FUCK I'm glad it's far away from my room. If there are so many insects on 12th floor I can't imagine how it is downstairs...

I agree lore is an additional bonus, sure you might not get some things, but it's easy to ignore? Some people just wanna be upset over nothing seriously. Yessss I wanna explore XH's world more, hopefully the comeback delivers cause the boys deserve good stuff <3 SM needs to be more subtle but they're just really in our faces with everything lmao. Yes Enhypen has a vampire concept, but there are some werewolves involved as well?

Yes I'm mad at the photobooklet thing cause I literally buy albums for the design and inclusions KQ wtf are you dooooooing 😭😭😭😭 at least we're at 3 versions still, except the digipak's... but yeah it's disappointing on so many levels. People have the right to complain cause most worldwide shops have no POBs, but ofc Amereeka gets special shit, the cb date is to fit Billboard too, it's 6am for me just like the latest Skz's release 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Hopefully I get Seonghwa's album, but I already have his signatures, I don't really mind. I would like to win even though I'd rather see them in concert, but it is what it is 💔 yes when I woke up yesterday (and today) and saw I haven't missed anything I was happy, but the wait is agonising lmao. In general I'm excited for this cb, but I'm also annoyed ajjsuwuwhwshshah

Idk how I feel about San's fried hair but his pose and clothes but still he looks great

I kinda wanna watch The Great Seducer again, because I barely remember the show? But I'm stuck rn and can't really watch anything 💀

Stealing my Ateez stuff, now my LIMBS TOO?! I actually always wanted to be taller like 178cm. At least I didn't miss my faves Wonderland and DV, they played Thanxx also.

Bestie what the fuck we're talking about NFTs......FUCK YOU FUCK OFF. I wanted to buy from them cause POBs, but nah just gonna buy them from someone else, though I wish no one buys from them tbh... Lmao the NFT images are usually ugly like wtf the bears, the monkeys UGLEEEEE. The "thank you Kun" gets me

That girl is so lucky, living her best life 😭 glad you're having free content too

I'm begging so many of your Hwa's came to life MODEL NEXTTTTT I'LL BUY 10 COPIES OF HIS COVER <3333 like I cannot simply believe he didn't get any offers so far unless he did...... Hwa in oversized clothes yes yes yes I know Shinestars so whipped, clowns and simps always and forever.

"the family who all hate each other - you got family issues? don't we all." uhmmm, well what did you get? And which movies have you chosen I wonder 👀 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Bestie I'm dying so I have br**ding kink blocked among other stuff and your reply to my ask was blocked because of that 😭😅 I almost didn't click on it lol

RHQJDHWK NO WAY 😭😭😭😭 I CHANGED IT NOW MAYBE U CAN SEE IT FBFBF ILL KEEP IT IN MIND NEXT TIME

I saw something F1 and San related? I had an F1 phase, even went to a few races lmaoooo just another random fact. I haven't seen San race, but I'm still having flashbacks to HongHwaSang racing 👀 I wanted to say I want to be a lap cat for sure 🤗

YES YES YES F1 & SAN ayo 🔫 im about to steal ur entire life what thE FUCK 🔫🔫 i originally wanted the f1 to be with seonghwa but ive been writing seonghwa since 2021 so i wanted a change 😭😭😭 but this specific video made me wanna write it i saw it last hear and couldn’t get it out my mind

EXACTLY 40+ PARTS I CHECK AGAIN ITS 90+ PARTS AND THE AUTHOR DID A CHARACTER INTERVIEW AS WELL AND ITS COMPLETED 😭😭😭🤚🏼 oh bestie the chapters were long too,,, some fics are so well written but never been updated in 5+ years and it makes me wanna start a crying party,,, RIGHT EXACTLY WHY DOES IT GOTTA BE LIKE THAT 😭😭 if i knew how to write vampires i absolutely would never fucking include the period sex at all 😭😭 twilight au <3 NO FR PLSBRNWHDKWH ITS SO CRINGY 😭😭😭🤚🏼

HE’S AN ARIES THAT MAN IS A ETL 🔫 no but strangers to lovers with hwa 😮‍💨😮‍💨 pls don’t make me think of au’s 😭😭🤚🏼 nO YEAH SAME whenever i see it i just rmr how much loss he had and it was vid bible on his face but he did look good!! just prefer his chubby cheeks more 😭😭 no bc some are showing and some aren’t but wtf is san doing slapping air 🤨 what breed is he 🤨 on stage 4K 1080p

GRKWHDKWDHWK PART TIME COMEDIAN IS MY JOB THANK U <33 gIRLIE HOW TF DO THEY ENTER WHY THEM WINDOWS OPEN 😭😭😭 “quickly escorted them out” LMFAOOOO SO RESPECTFULLY DBDB

no yeah! like just pay attention to how they look and the vocals why u gotta poke ur nose in and say “i don’t like it bc of the lore” stfu ur just hating 🔫 these all cb’s w/ theories sounds so cool but i do miss when not everyone had theories and their mv’s were just unhinged every cb 😭😭 enhyphen gotta do that dreaded exo twilight parody 😭😭

NO FR 😭😭😭🤚🏼 id tbh if the digipack is pretty id buy that 100% 😭😭😭 YEAHH WHY DO THEY GET EVERYTHING 🔫🔫 WHY THE RACISTS 🔫🔫 no bc i thought canada was classified as one if the america’s so i tried getting the signed album but they said sorry we don’t ship??? 🔫 racists

ooo hope u also get some mix and match’s !! jVDKSHJ IM SURE U WILL BESTIE FANSIGN AND CONCERTS TOO !!!! if u win pls ask him what role would be play if he was offered a movie : a duke, a bodyguard or a model 🔫

Idk how I feel about San's fried hair but his pose and clothes but still he looks great

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 san thor era <3 I just know san abt to be a whore this cb AND THE RANDOM TESER DROP?????????? YUNHO?????

I kinda wanna watch The Great Seducer again, because I barely remember the show? But I'm stuck rn and can't really watch anything 💀

JFHWKDHWK I WATCHED SOME TODAY AS WELL AND WOO DO HWAN ???? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 sO FINE

Stealing my Ateez stuff, now my LIMBS TOO?! I actually always wanted to be taller like 178cm. At least I didn't miss my faves Wonderland and DV, they played Thanxx also.

YEAH IM ON MY WAY DONT BE SELFISH I JUST NEED TWO INCHES I PROMISE 😭😭😭 i have a tall family from both sides but apparently i am the short one bc the average for girlies in my side is 5’7 so <//3 crying in the club

NO BESTIE WTF IS THAT??? THE LIKES ON IT TOO??? GIRLLLL I HOPE ATINYS BULLY KQ OUT OF THIS BC 😭😭😭 SETTING THEM UP AND SHIT PLS why are ALL NFTS SO UGLY 😭😭😭

That girl is so lucky, living her best life 😭 glad you're having free content too

RIGHT 😭😭😭 GETS HIS SIGNED STUFF DAILY ????

no bc this chart is so true <3 JFBWKDHSK MODEL HWA ABSOLUTELY NEEDS TO COME BACK 😭😭😭 PLS DO U SEE THE JACKET PHOTOS WHERE HES LIKE SOLO MODELLING AND HE LOOKS SO PROFESSIONAL 😭😭😭 CLOWNS AND SIMPS SHOULD BE OUR NAMES NOT SHINESTARS 😭😭

"the family who all hate each other - you got family issues? don't we all." uhmmm, well what did you get? And which movies have you chosen I wonder 👀 - DV 💖

BDMWBDKW BESTIE I GOT THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS 😭😭😭 omg ok i chose the exorcist, jennifers body, the day after tomorrow, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU, the breakfast club, collateral, inception & lord of the rings (i rewatched 10 things i hate abt u and fell in love with the mc again)

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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ptergwen · 2 years

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okay so nwh request; peter tries to reintroduce himself to reader, i honestly dk at this point i’m still an emotional wreck 😭😭

welcome to the group

warnings: NWH SPOILERS and light swearing

a/n: this was so therapeutic for me omg i just rewrote parts of the equivalent scene to this in the movie and added in the reader which definitely eased some of my pain lmaoooo happy reading <3

“hi! my name is peter parker,” peter practices his carefully crafted letter aloud. “you don’t know me. but, i… uh…”

he pauses, looking up from the slip of paper. he’s winding through fellow new yorkers on his way to peter pan donut and pastry shop.

it’s where mj works, and where you, ned, and himself always hang out.

peter hasn’t shown since before he almost destroyed the universe not once, but twice, and the entire world’s memory of him was erased in the process. that included his two best friends and loving girlfriend.

he promised he’d make you remember him when all was said and done, which is what he’s here to do and what the letter is for.

it’s no secret that words aren’t peter’s strong suit. he decided to write everything down so he’d get them right for a change.

once again, he attempts to read his letter.

“hi. my name is peter parker, and you don’t know me, but…”

peter finally stumbles upon the pastry shop.

this is it.

he takes one last peek down at his letter before hurrying inside, trying not to think too much of it.

swinging the door open, peter enters the shop with his eyes wide and lips slightly parted in awe of its instant familiarity. cheesy holiday decorations adorn the walls, the smell of freshly brewed coffee floating through the air.

mj is behind the counter. she chats with a customer who’s nursing a mug of coffee. the man points in peter’s direction, alerting her of his presence.

she turns around to face peter, wearing an expression that’s identical to his. he’s convinced for a split second that maybe she does remember him.

maybe you and ned do, too.

mj raises her hand and waves with a small smile, and peter is about to wave back when he realizes it’s not to him.

it’s to ned.

“hey!” he beams, skipping inside and brushing right past peter.

as thrilled as peter is to see ned and mj, his guy and girl in the chair, something is still missing; you.

he was especially hoping to reunite with you.

“‘sup, leeds,” mj greets ned as he meets her at the counter. “where’s y/n? i thought you two were coming together.”

peter is wondering the same thing.

“oh, she overslept and missed the subway,” ned reveals with a snicker, seating himself on an empty stool. “she’s on the next one over now.”

“yup, that sounds like her,” mj snorts.

peter chuckles to himself because yeah, it does.

his stomach fills with butterflies from the thought of you arriving soon, out of nerves and excitement.

mj glances at peter quizzically, then back at ned.

“one sec,” she mumbles to him before facing peter. “can i help you?”

this is their first interaction in what feels like a lifetime to him, although it’s quite unceremonious compared to what peter was expecting. he doesn’t mind much because it eases the pressure, though.

he inches closer to mj, fumbling for his letter.

“hi, um…” he puts a hand over his chest, reciting the way he rehearsed. “my name is peter parker, and i…”

he’s interrupted by a chime of the bell for the shop’s entrance.

you come dashing in, mj perking up when you approach the counter.

you’re clad in an oversized hoodie and sweats, pushing the hood off your head. with your fingers, you give your locks a quick touch up to account for it. you let out a definitive sigh once you’re satisfied.

peter watches you, his letter long forgotten about.

“morning,” you grunt and rub at your tired eyes. “someone’s in dire need of a pick-me-up,” mj observes. “i was up all night doing college apps. hit me with the good stuff, em,” you request.

“on it,” mj agrees as she grabs a cup. “room for milk and sweetened to your liking?” you snap, impressed that she has your order down. “you’re good at this.”

“i’ll have the same,” peter surprises himself by speaking up. there’s a beat before he adds, “please.”

mj gathers another cup. a smirk is playing on her lips.

“oh… ‘kay. no problem, peter parker,” she teases, heading off to start on both your drinks.

you peer over your shoulder to see who mj was talking to. he’s waiting where the line would be, smiling shyly at you.

“ooh, sorry. were you next?” you return his smile, yours apologetic. “that’s my bad. here, you go ahead of me.”

you’re already moving to step back, but peter holds out a hand to stop you.

“no, no, no. it’s fine!” he assures. “you look like could use the coffee, anyway.”

your mouth drops open in offense.

crap, peter forgot you’re not well enough acquainted yet to joke around like that.

you’re not acquainted at all anymore.

“damn, peter parker,” you laugh out, much to peter’s relief. “your bite is worse than your bark.”

he sucks his lower lip between his teeth to suppress a grin that’s far too wide.

“i’m y/n… y/n y/l/n,” you introduce yourself. “i know yours, so it’s only fair you know mine.”

“sure, fair trade,” peter affirms, gaze lingering on you. “it’s, uh, nice to meet you, y/n.”

a warm smile graces your features.

“nice to meet you, too.”

ned appears by your side suddenly with his arms open to embrace you. you bring him into a hug and give a pat on his back, peter wishing desperately to join you two.

“y/n! love the fit,” ned compliments and pulls back to admire it. “she’s totally repping!” mj chimes in while she fills yours and peter’s cups with ice.

peter is confused as to what’s so special about your usual loungewear.

then, he notices the MIT logo stretched across the front of your hoodie.

you were accepted?

“thank you, thank you,” you giggle, your hands straightening out the material. “you guys should get your own so we can match.”

“way ahead of you. mine is supposed to ship soon,” ned proudly shares and fist bumps you. “i may have done a little shopping spree myself. hoodies, crewnecks… the essentials,” mj discloses in uncharacteristically cheerful tone.

“look at you with the school spirit!” ned commends her. “tell anybody, i will deny it,” she deadpans, continuing to make the coffees.

peter pieces together that not only were you accepted to MIT, but so were ned and mj.

that was the plan, for the three of you to attend together. it’s your dream school. said plan originally included peter, although a plethora of complications unfortunately resulted in him being denied.

he’s still insanely happy for each of you, though. your acceptances into MIT were the reason peter did what he did in the first place.

as for you, peter is only disappointed because he can’t give you all the celebratory hugs and kisses you deserve. not when your memory of and therefore feelings for him have been erased.

mj slides the coffees across the counter, you eagerly retrieving yours.

“one for y/n, and one for…” she gestures to peter. “peter parker?”

peter keeps his eyes trained on you, allowing himself a moment to bask in your radiance.

you’re so content, so carefree as you discuss your college’s mascot with ned while pouring creamer into your black coffee.

it seems like you have a newfound sense of hope for your future, one you’d previously lost when you were always caught up in peter’s chaos.

“peter parker?” mj repeats, now effectively garnering his attention. “your… coffee.”

“right, thank you,” peter acknowledges, letting out an awkward chuckle.

he picks the drink up from the counter and leaves the total money due in its place. mj wordlessly puts it in the cash register, then jumps into yours and ned’s conversation.

with that, peter decides his time at the pastry shop has come to a close. he doesn’t want to bother you three anymore.

he manages to get halfway to the door when you call out to him.

“hey, where are you going?”

peter stands there like a deer in headlights.

“come sit with us.”

“i’m not so sure that’s a good idea,” peter admits, despite the voice in his head that’s screaming at him to take the seat next to you.

your lips twitch down, almost into a frown.

“c’mon, a little stranger danger never hurt anybody,” you persuade, waving around the bottle of creamer. “at least let me finish off your coffee.”

peter can’t say no to you even if he tried. it’s by far his biggest weakness.

besides, you asked him.

“is that okay? if i sit with you guys?” he checks with ned and mj.

mj shrugs, her typical couldn’t care less attitude.

“sure, dude! any friend of y/n’s is a friend of ours,” ned concurs.

that means everything to peter.

absolutely everything.

he doesn’t bite back his toothy grin this time as he pads over, choosing the seat between you and ned.

you playfully bump his shoulder with your own.

“welcome to the group, peter parker.”

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silverrstarrr · 3 years

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Headcanons of Eren with a Black s/o!🍡

(Happy black history month babes! Remember blm isn't just in this month but all year long :p)

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• You guys most likely met in your high school years.

• I feel as if Eren would stare a lot at you during freshman year. Not in a bad way but in a Curious/adoring way. I mean all his friends are white lmao💀

• He probably approached you during a class period you guys have together.

• I don't think he would be ignorant? But he'll most likely ask to touch your hair.

• Maybe you have braids, locs, or passion twist or your natural curls out/4c Afro—doesn't matter, he'll ask to touch your hair.

• Of course you can decline and tell him no, he won't really fuss over it. He'll even apologize.

• But trust me, he's going to keep staring 😭 he thinks you're really pretty, don't worry ;)

• He won't care about your Skintone/shade, lightskin, brownskin, dark-skinned. He likes them all, I don't see Eren ever have a preference in girls in general.

• Whoever he likes, he likes.

• You guys hit it off in your freshman year.

• He'll ask a lot of questions about you and your culture and your hair

"Hey, why do you wear braids??"

"Is your hair really this long? Wow 😁"

• PLEASE LMAO, I TAKE THESE AS AN INSULT BUT I KNOW HE'S JUST HE CURIOUS 😭

• You'll have to explain to him about your hair.

• You guys most likely snapped and he sent a streak of him getting out the shower and his hair is wet.

• You'll go on about how you can't wash your hair everyday, that you have a certain wash day and his reaction is like "😲"

• Poor baby is like "woooow" and ever since then, he's been hook up to learn about your lifestyle, your family, cookouts, etc. He just wants to know you.

• He calls you pretty a lot.

• Not in a flirtatious way just because he thinks YOURE really pretttyyyy. He's just stating the obvious queen🙄❗

• He offered to go to the Beauty supply store once or twice to buy your weave/pick out the next color. Or he'll just accompany you.

• Also would pick out your next nail color, maybe hairstyle.

• He doesn't care if you wear lakefront, wigs, braids, or natural. He believes they're all beautiful. Plus he understands that our hair need protective hairstyles and can't really, yjehehejehwhww iykyk.

• During BHM, he would do the mossstt.😭

• He'll buy you food and buy you hairproducts.

• He'll constantly post about African American stories on his social media.

• Talked Armin into making a poem about discrimination and racism then made him read out loud to you in the hallway😭

• Would buy a BLM shirts for him Mikasa and Armin.

"Look y/n! We're supporting your people. Remember we're on your side. BLM!!"

• IM CRACKLING TOO MUCH LMAOOOO.

• Don't worry, he's has the right attitude but mann💀

• Depends on the type of person you are: you probably confronted them and told them to relax. Or, you dealt with it and the embarrassment 😭

• You most likely ask him for Reparations 🙄❗🤞

• He deadass would give you them.

• He'll be confused at first and probably wouldn't even understand the word 💀

• But he'll give you money though LMAO.

This was 15 year old Eren, moving on to when he's older.

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• You guys are older. You've been introduced to the rest of his friend squad. Jean, Connie, Marco, sasha etc.

• Jean most definitely thinks you're pretty and fell for you at first sight. Eren didn't like this at all.

• Eren never really understood why he didn't like it when Jean played in your braids. Eren then started to purposely make you lay between his legs so he play with your braids before Jean could.

• They probably reacted the same as Eren about regarding your hair.

• Eren would take it upon himself to explain and even tell them about Lace fronts, sew ins, braids, etc

• He'll probably show off about how much he knows about your hair.

• Eren would ask to help you with your hair.

• He most likely looked up YouTube videos about how to plate hair or how to deal with your hair type in general.

• You could probably teach him. He wouldn't understand the first time but with practice, he's pretty good. Not better than you though 🙄🤞❗

• Carries Hair ties, brushes and combs on him just for you.

• You also carry hair ties for him because of his long hair.

• You're the person who even puts his hair into that sexy ahh man bun🤨❗

• Most likely help you on wash day. Massages oil into your scalp.

• Supplies you with hairproducts.

• Likes it when you play in his hair. During PE, you guys would sit on the bench. Him between your thighs relaxing as you caress his hair.

• You guys look so cute and perfect while doing this. Connie and Sasha would always tease you about being Eren's gf.

• Loves your food! Like literally, he's in love with it.

• During the summertime, you invited him to a cookout. A lot of your family members stared at him but you know, they're accepting and gave him some food, chatted him with etc.

• Ever since then, he would always ask your mom to come over for dinner or save him a Plate lmao😭

• Sometimes if you were to cook, he'll be in the kitchen watching you

"Why are you watching me?"

"I wanna watch you so I can learn to cook your food and surprise you one day with it."

"Suurree but you can't out-cook me."

• He'll then smirk and accept that challenge.

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Sorry I just realized I've only been talking about yall friendly part, lemme get into more intimacy 🥲

• He always have his hands on your hips, waist or ass.

• Maybe you're cuddling in the library or something, his hands are on your ass.

• Black women naturally have curvy bodies In my opinion. And curvy can mean thick, skinny or in the middle. They're still curves.

• He loves kissing your lips. Either that or your neck.

• When you're walking together he always have his hand around your waist.

• Eren seems like the type to hug you from behind and kiss the top of your head.

• I dont think he's big on PDA but that doesn't mean he won't do it.

• You're talking to Jean? Wraps his arms around your waist from behind and places his head on your shoulder- kissing your neck.

• If you so happen to have thay dump trunk in the back, he'll always caress it, give it a pat or smack it. But in the most sly way ever.

You're in the hallway, chatting up with Jean. You guys are discussing the topics of what was recently covered in class. Jean cracks a joke about how the teacher was talking and their looks. You laugh at the small insults he was throwing at your professor. Eren recently just left his class a few doors down from where you and Jean was. He notices your long box braids from down the hall and sees a tall male walking alongside with you. Eren quickly caught up with you guys. As he walked passed you, his hands slides over and grabs a good squeeze from your ass. Naturally you wouldn't mind but for some reason you got embarrassed and flustered. Most likely it was because Jean was there. Before you could respond and complain to him, he leans over and places his lips against yours. Obviously, you kiss him back as his free hand grabs your chin, deepening the kiss. It was passionate. The kiss was probably to make up for his sudden actions but it was also because he missed your presence and touch. The way your lips felt against his own, his hands grasping and holding your hips rolled, everything. Jean rolled his eyes,

"Okay lovebirds, I get it." You break away from Eren with a small smile. You turn towards Jean with an apologetic look, since he did just kiss you in the middle of a conversation.

Jean nodded and said his goodbyes, he'll catch up with you another. Watching as his figured faded within the crowd, you turn towards Eren and smack his arm. He let out an "ow" in response.

"Eren, what was that for? I usually don't mind it but we were chatting."

He lets out a soft groan and buries his head into your neck. He released the grip on your rear and just lays it there as his other hand slips down and does the same. You tap his back and he raises his head from it's previous position. You give him a few quick pecks, wrapping your arms around his neck, he quickly to returns the small kissed back. You both smile at one another, letting out a small giggle.

"Its okay baby, I miss you too." You peck his cheek for the last time.

"We can walk home together after school, meet me at my last period class."

Eren face brightens up when you say those words. Mann, this boy was in love. The bell rang and you notice all the kids scrambling to get to class. He releases his arms from you and grabs your hand as you both scurry along to your next period class.

He drops you off and waves at Armin and Marco that happens to be in your last period.

"Remember your promise y/n!!" He said as he walked off to the direction of his class.

You rolled your eyes jokingly and settled in to class.

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Okay bonus:

I feel as if Eren would talk you into making those tik toks that beautiful darkskin/brownskin woman do with makeup and their cute ass hair. Of course you'll end up doing it because he kept hyping yo ass up and wouldn't let it down.

The video actually goes viral and gets a decent 345k likes with 1.1m views. Some of the kids in school came across the video and started chatting up with you. Even some guys you never knew before started to hit you up but Eren gets so Jealous and has you hold his hands always in the halls 😭

Okay thank you loves! Please request/suggest things for him. I don't mind doing one of these for Jean, Connie, etc. Next up are my jjk men 🤨❗

#eren headcanons #eren x reader #eren yeager #eren jeager #eren yeager x reader #eren yeager x you #x reader #attack on titan #aot x black reader #eren x black reader #levi ackerman #eren smut #eren fluff

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clansocreations · 2 years

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@leliesblou @scruggzi

Alrighty here goes nothing!

~~~

I love how the guys like I know that leg. That can only be one lady.

Yup. Knew it. Gosh some things never change

Hahahaha still as quick witted as ever

Oh! There's a bullet on the floor. Checkovs bullet.

Hear hear.

Gosh what an asshole

Oh she's got her gun back, the asshole don't know whats coming for him.

YEEEEEES AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HER

And bust out the kid on the way too!

Well that wasn't a very sturdy build was it

YESSSSSS AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HER

Omg train escape train escape

WHAT

What

LADY DETECTIVE WHAT

No?!

Omg omg them THEM THEM

OMG OMG COLLINS FAM PLUS ONE OMG SHE'S PREGNANT

Nah. She faked her death

Oh Jack. Oh. Oh he looks like shit. Oh Jack. She's not dead. She can't be dead, Jack.

Ohhhhh. You're gonna make me cry.

Oh and there's auntie Prudence.

OH MY GOSH ITS HER PLANE.

IT'S HER ITS HER I KNEW SHE WASNT DED.

WELL THATS ONE HECK OF AN ENTRANCE

No don't kiss bloody hell.

Uhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. He's looking like a ghost. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Well this do be awkward.

Oof.

Just hug him.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JACK NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T.

AH WELL. BACK TO THE

Aunt Prudence being aunt Prudence. Asjadjahdis

Oh yeah! Fence it to the man. You go show him! ALLEZ!

Oh now we getting into the m y s t e r y.

Ayayayayayayay this guy sus. The uncle sus.

Oh and that fellow also sus. Why are they all awake anyway?!

Are you awake? No!

Oh he's done with the shit. He's so done. Come on Jack.

AHAHAHAHAHA damn it Jack, you've never let her walk into danger alone if you knew about her getting into danger. You sure as heck won't this time.

AHA! THERE'S THE MAN. Knew it.

OH WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

Bloody hell he's dead!

Yes we, you're part of this now Jack. Yes

Lmao. We love them.

Phryne like 👀 what this.

Fahnenflucht? What like he quit the military without permission?

Jack just like nope I'm not having it.

Oh someone is pissed but who is it. Damn.

SHE IS WHAT.

She

MARRIED

Okay so that's why he's pissed.

Damn. *Sigh*

Oh they do the 'Du' now. After so long.

I love them so much.

And of course the professor is still a flirt. Jack like 😐😐

Oooooooooooo what is the crypt of tears.

Oh we talking. Oh GODDAMN.

This is some epic shit here.

Well timed lightning strike for flair. Very mysterious.

Jack like, oh wtf why is it always her getting into this shit.

NO JACK

Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!

ES BRENNT ES BRENNT GO THE WTF

Oh. Oh no.

Wtf he go. Where he go

YES HE DIDN'T GET THE MACGUFFIN

Oh it was her mum's was it.

Jack being like I'm so sorry Ma'am.

Oh she's got a thing

She has a thing.

Omg that looks like the fucking golden compass from Dark Materials.

Miss Fisher and the heist movie. That's why we love her. First make sure no one is in the room then sneak in and do some light snooping.

Told ya the uncle sus. He sus.

Railways?! Huh?

OH NO HE IS BACK OH NO.

Oh window escape. Classic. Oh no she's been sussed out by Mr. Sus.

Hahaha! She standing on the windowsill like 🧍

NO DONT SHOW HIM THE MCGUFFIN

Oh no

Oh no.

They all got shot.

That was no sandstorm

Oh fuck. Poor girl. Poor little girl.

I love the music. Thars some swing right there.

Omg Jack is wearing a tophat. He looks ridiculous 😂

Yes! Dance! YES THEY DO. SNOOPING NWJILE DANCING. love the music.

Snooping while dancing. That's why we love them.

A gentleman's agreement lmao. Oof. You're too drunk, sir.

So much for that. Uh-oh

And there's the asshole from the beginning.

AND SOMEONE DEAD. OH. OH NO.

It's the uncle.

What the heck kinda gun is that.

"Wherever you go trouble follows"

"it's the other way around"

That's why we love her.

I like the butler.

Oh some serious deducting going on.

OH MY GOD THAT THING IS FUCKING BLOODY MASSIVE. ITS HUGE. ITS SO LARGE.

Threatening to shoot him in the foot lmaoooo

Aww Jack. He's like, DONT LEAVE ME AGAIN. What do I do if you don't come back?!

And so he's allowed to come.

Wait if they didn't give him the British pounds...where *are* they from

Ew. Gross. Sir.

Never bring a blade against three pistols yahaha.

As if you ever need my help

(ten seconds later)

Uhhh Jack? I need your help

OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS

Omg she married a gay man?!

She married a gay man to save his life! That's why we love her.

Jonathan is saying bullshit.

And she's having nightmares...?

Oh! Oh! They found it.

Eclipse is almost there too. No good no good.

Oh this is epic.

Oh is that her mother there.

OH NO IT WAS JONATHAN.

Crap in a cracker that's why he volunteered.

Oh SHUT THE FUCK UP SIR.

No way. It was

THE MOTHER FUCKING BUTLER?!!?!??

I did not see that bloody coming.

Until like five seconds before the reveal.

I'll admit I did not see that bloody coming.

Hurray! Happy end! Kinda. Now for the epilogue.

Ohhhhhh I get it now.

Awww I'm glad.

Jack like oh no not again. Put the gun down pls.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. HE SHOT IN THE AIR I SAW.

Oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH. It's happening again. FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST KISS ALREADY. oh my GOD THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE.

THEY FINALLY SAID I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD.FUCKING FINALLY THE SLOWEST SLOW BURN EVER. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Folks. This was a good end. Or ....was it? Set up for a sequel? Also she's technically a widow now sooooooooooooo.......

Oh my gosh fucking epic.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE ONLY TV SHOW WHERE ROMANCE IS TOLERABLE.

#mfmm posts #mfct #long post #mfmm spoilers #crypt of tears spoilers

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witchyxmalfoy · 3 years

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ALL TALK

Draco x reader

(Gif Creds^^)

Request: “well anything enemies to lovers turn into filthy smut is fine with me lmaoooo if u have a taglist can u add me to your hp one??? have a lovely day x”

Thank you for request love hope you like it🖤 tag list started below.

Warnings: SMUT, Draco being a bully :3 probably typos

Your body swayed gently in the motions of the Hogwarts express as it ran over the tracks underneath it. All summer you were looking forward to finally get back home. You and Ron made small talk while you waited for the third of your party.

The compartment door parted, you looked up, not to find Harry but instead to meet a pair of grey eyes under knitted brows.

“What do YOU want Malfoy.” Ron huffed and kept his eyes down, picking at his sweater.

The blonde before you wasn’t the same boy you knew last year, he was tall. Broad shouldered in a perfectly fitted suit probably thanks to his mother. Platinum hair shorter, falling free onto his forehead but still perfectly combed. He was stroking his collar with his large hand, decorated with his silver house ring.

“I heard a rumor Potter got expelled,” he raised his eyebrows, looking around to see Harry absent. “Ah, so I see!” He said rather excitedly

“Shut you mouth Malfoy.” You snapped, slightly standing up in anger.

Ron was still wide-eyed and speechless.

“Well well well, what do we have here? Y/L/N. You better put a muzzle on this one Weasley.” Draco nodded towards you.

You gritted your teeth.,

“Learn to keep your mouth shut Y/L/N if you know what’s good for you.” He eyed you up and down with narrow eyes.

You stood up and grabbed ahold of his suit collar.

“Get. Out.” You seethed through your gritted teeth.

He brushed your hand off his collar quickly and straightened his suit, wearing a smug smirk.

“This isnt over kitten. You too weaselbee.” He scrunched up his nose in disgust and left.

A couple weeks of classes went steady and Harry had finally returned. You quickly grew a strong distaste for Draco. You would walk the halls to see him nudge Blaise on the shoulder and quickly point to you and share a laugh. You would just shrug it off usually, completed with and eye roll.

You sat in potions class as Snape bellowed over the bickering students to be silent. He had now put a new, and unlucky seating arrangement into effect. You were now seated at a small table with Penny Clearwater, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini.

Penny, who sat beside you was quite quiet, and the boys across the table from you talked loudly almost on purpose through class.

Penny got up to grab the ingredients for the table as you sat studying your notes trying to ignore the blonde.

“I can’t believe this. Now we have to sit by a prissy Gryffindor, and a Y/H brat, who can’t keep her mouth shut. Brilliant. The only one we’re missing is the chosen one.” Draco mocked and rolled his eyes, as Blaise laughed.

Your grip around the book grew tighter, knuckles now a light shade of red.

“Hopefully they will learn fast, how to respect their suppiours.” Draco continued with an over dramatic tug to his collar.

“I hope you don’t mean yourself!” You couldn’t help but give a sarcastic chuckle, not looking up from your book.

“How dare you talk me, you brat.” Draco scoffed, offended.

You furrowed your brows, feelings his eyes burn on you, still not looking up.

He reached over the table and grabbed a fist full of your pony tail so you would meet his gaze.

“Clearly.. you need some help keeping that mouth of yours shut darling.” He said lowly letting go of your hair and falling back to his seat.

You felt a burning in your stomach, you didn’t know weather you wanted to punch that stupid smirk off his face or if the heat coming from your core was clouding your vision. Your eyes stung in anger but the pool between your legs quickly grew as he bite his lip watching how flustered you now were.

You quickly fled the potions classroom, not even bothering to be excused. You made your way to the girls lavatory and gripped the sink. You began to splash cold water on your face

‘Snap out of it. Merlin Y/N. Fuck.’ You cursed yourself trying to get ahold of the sudden emotions pulsing through you.

The girls bathroom was abandoned as usual, you were all alone.

You made your way to the last stall and gently closed the door.

You slipped your soaking panties off from under your skirt and decided it would be best to at least have a release, maybe if would help clear your vision.

You ran your soft fingers down to your core and began slowly rubbing the bundle of nerves. All that went through your head was thoughts of the idiot blonde, you tried to bring your thoughts to more pure things, such as Harry. You had a crush on the chosen one for longer than you could remember. Thinking of the raven haired boy usually did the trick- but nothing. Your thoughts floated back to Draco and how you wished his large hands would choke you till you couldn’t scream his name anymore. The knot released, leaving your own cum dripping down your thigh slightly.

You had to have guessed you were probably almost late for divination by now, so you pulled you soaking panties up and made your way back to the sink to clean yourself up.

You noticed your mascara had ran a little, so you bent over the sink to get a closer look.

You almost jumped when you heard a scoff behind you, and a mans voice.

Draco was staring up your skirt, noticing the wetness darken your panties, and eyes following down to your damp thighs, a smirk plastered on his face knowingly.

You were frozen for a few moments before turning around to face him.

Draco used his index finger to gently lift your chin up to his gaze.

“Got nothing to say now, do you Y/N.” He said stroking your cheek gently. This was the first time he addressed you by your first name, sometimes you wondered if he even knew it.

“I do believe, I still need to teach you a lesson. Give that pretty mouth something to do. Understand?” He whispered the last part into your ear darkly.

You nodded frantically, the pool in your panties already flooding again.

He grabbed a fist full of your hair roughly and slowly lowered you to the ground till you sat on your heels.

A quick jingle of a belt and buttons and his trousers and underwear pooled at his feet. You looked up to him wide eyed and he chuckled at your innocence.

“Go on darling, get to work.” He purred as he brushed some hair out of your face.

You wrapped your little hands at the base of his shaft and slowly brought the tip to your mouth, kitten licking the pre cum off the head.

You began to take him in inch by inch, he was a lot bigger than you had imagined. Your little lips wrapped around his cock snugly as you bobbed your head up and down off him slowly. You felt every vein and twitch as you closed your eyes his pure bliss.

Draco had had enough of the slow teasing and wrapped his large hand around your neck and the other was still tangled in your hair. He brought you head down and back over his cock while he trusted his hips into your face relentlessly.

Your lips were swollen and pink, your cheeks flushed. Tears were poring down your face, taking the rest of your makeup with them. Your spit was dripping off your chin, as you rubbed your thighs together for friction desperately.

“I think I need to teach you a lesson more often, don’t I pretty girl?” Draco said in between groans.

You felt him twitch in your mouth before shooting streams of his hot seed down your throat then releasing your head.

You gasped trying to catch your breath as he cupped your pink cheeks.

“You’re mine now Y/N. Mine and only mine.” He panted kissing your forehead lightly, and wiping the tears off your face.

You gave him a sheepish smile, holding a blush and nodded.

Tag list: @maybesandohnos

#draco malfoy #harry potter fanfiction #draco malfoy fanfiction #harry potter #draco malfoy smut #draco malfoy x reader

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mutilatedmadonna · 3 years

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A Heart To Heart Conversation (Not Literally Jesus Christ Where Did You Even Get That)

YOOOOOO made it with one hour to spare but ya girl still has her submission for the @secret-shifters gift exchange! This is for the lovely and talented @hiddendreamer67 who I was so fucking excited to write for! Also side note, I started a fic before this one but it was taking too long for my taste so I popped out this sucker instead. That being said like............why waste a perfectly good fic.............why not finish it eventually...........and still gift it to her since it’s techinically her prompt lmaoooo

I will go back and edit this post to include the AO3 link when I publish it :3c

Anyways

Warnings: Mild depictions of gore, fearplay; obviously, it’s all I know how to write whoops

Some people are great talkers, others are fantastic listeners. Some listen so well, in fact, they’re willing to destroy a government lab for you.

“Stop, please, I don’t want to hurt you!”

As if Derrick stood a fucking chance against the massive creature that was currently inching closer to him, crouched low to fit within the compound’s hallways. The alarm ringing was making his head pound, an unfortunate addition to his dizziness he’d been overcome with as soon as he saw the first body. Well, bodies. It had wiped out nearly every scientist and researcher in that sector as soon as it was freed from its cage, growling and hissing all the while as it dug its teeth and nails into the panicking humans. How it escaped at all was still a mystery and probably forever would be. As soon as it clawed its way through the protective lockdown doors into gen pop, all hell really broke loose. Guards tried and failed to take it down, hoping to wound the monster at best so that it could be recontained, but even as more backup arrived with heavier artillery, they never stood a chance. It was fast, it was strong, it was pissed, and it seemed to have a taste for blood and bones.

He didn’t know if it had any sort of plan beyond escaping the observational cage it had been trapped in for years, seemingly going into halls and sectors at random to slaughter the hapless scientists seeking refuge. The only reason Derrick had survived this long was simply because he ran and he continued to run. There was no use trying to hide, it was too good at tracking, so instead he did his damnedest to stay ahead of it. It had been working pretty well until he was stopped by the door at the last hall, a dead end to safety potentially. The only problem being his fucking keycard wasn’t high enough clearance to open it. He could hear it getting closer, hear the screams and crunch of bodies and deep growls that echoed all around. His breathing became more ragged the louder the sounds grew, knowing it was just one final turn away from being at the far end of the hall with a straight shot right to Derrick. No, no, no, he didn’t want to die like this. Not at the hands of this beast, not at the hands of...shit, what he thought was almost his friend.

It was his job to observe the creature in its confinement at night and take excruciating notes about every sigh and twitch it might make. It was truly as boring as it sounded, especially when the creature was awake a majority of his shift but only laid on the floor, quiet and still. It looked depressed and Derrick didn’t blame it. It had long since been locked away before he had even started at the organization, subjected to trials and tests day in and day out for hours so that the scientists could jot down these amazing discoveries. He had no idea what they planned on doing with all this data they were collecting given that this whole place was top secret, the creature certainly never meant to see the light of day. Or rather, people were never meant to see the creature. It’d cause mass hysteria. So, one evening, a few hours into the terribly dull silence he started talking aloud. Not to anyone in particular and not about anything exciting, just idle chit chat with the wall, really.

He never expected the creature to perk up at the sound of his voice, eyeing him curiously as he continued on. He certainly never expected to turn his head back towards the massive bay window to see it sitting much closer than before. Still watching him with wide, yellow eyes and tilting its head when he quickly shut his mouth. It had never moved so close before, hell it never even showed interest in him before beyond a few glances when he’d first enter the small overhanging room. At the same time, it didn’t appear aggressive or annoyed with his mindless ramblings. In fact, when he had stayed quiet for a minute during their staring contest, it chirped at him. Like it was...encouraging him to talk again. So he did, nervously at first before getting back into the flow of whatever random thought he had at the moment. And every time the creature would just sit and listen, its full attention on Derrick, with the occasional dozing off in the midst of his longer topics. He wasn’t sure how much it actually understood him. After all, it never listened to any directions it was given during another trial, but then again that could have just been out of spite and defiance. It didn’t speak English to his knowledge as it had never once given him a reply, but that didn’t mean it didn’t know it.

It never really responded, but there were quite a few times it would react to whatever he was saying. He theorized it was basing most of its assumptions off of whatever emotion he was portraying in his speeches. When he was visibly upset about some incident with Travis down in aquatics, it would whine. When he was excited about some great news he was dying to share with someone, it would chirp. When he was exhausted for one reason or another, unable to keep his eyes open or his stories coherent, it would purr. Almost as if it was trying to lull him to sleep, which it succeeded in every time with its soft white noise. If he were to be honest, he genuinely looked forward to his evening shift just about every day. Derrick could get so much shit out of his head and off his chest without having to worry about what the creature would think about him later. Maybe this was just a trick of the mind, but...it almost seemed just as happy to see him as soon as he would appear in that bay window, immediately twitching its ears up and moving closer.

Clearly, the mutual bond was not reciprocated.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, why the fuck would the creature like him? He was just another human that stared at him for science and soon enough he’d be just another human ground under its palm until his organs burst. Perhaps it just liked hearing the sound of his voice, anything being better than the silence it was constantly surrounded in, or maybe it had always been sizing him up for a snack. He had never written any of these emotional reactions down. He didn’t...well, it was hard to put in the right words, but he just didn’t want his superiors to have that knowledge that could understand feelings for the most part. That it appeared to like him. That it could be docile. Almost like he was trying to protect it from more severe and psychological tests they would surely run. He wondered if things would be different if he actually did report his findings, like if they could have prevented whatever triggered its rage strong enough to rip down doors and walls.

It was creeping closer now, claws clicking along the concrete floor. It was absolutely soaked in blood, especially around its mouth and hands. The way its tail jerked side to side reminded him of an irritated cat, which he didn’t take as a good sign. It wasn’t like Derrick actually had something to protect himself with like he so claimed. His bluff was called in an instant and it made a throaty rumble in response to his threat. It had been difficult to see at a distance with the flashing, red light acting almost as a cheap strobe, but now that it was only a few yards away, he could very clearly tell there was something hanging from its mouth. Something large and dripping and red and oh Christ it was a body. He hoped the poor bastard wasn’t alive anymore for mercy’s sake, firmly clamped between its jaws and impaled on its fangs. Was that a sign of things to come for him? He pressed as much as he could against the lock door in a vain attempt to somehow phase through to the other side and reach safety. With no such luck, he slid down to sit on the floor instead and covered his head with his arms curling in tightly on himself. He was shaking something terrible and tears still managed to find a way to escape his shut eyes. This was never how he imagined he’d meet his end, but either way he didn’t want to see it coming. Maybe if it did like him just a smidge, it would grant him a quick and painless death. He doubted it, though. It sounded like it enjoyed the struggles of its prey far too much.

Derrick could tell when it was hovering right above him. Its shadow engulfed him, blood dripped steadily into a puddle in front of him, spreading out across the floor until it actually touched his shoes. Fuck, he couldn’t help the sob that escaped him. He was scared. Strangely enough, it didn’t...do anything to him as seconds ticked by agonizingly slow. Staring at him, he presumed? Just how it would when there was a safety window between them. Something heavy landed in front of him with a disgusting squish, splattering more blood onto him. When the silence stretched on again, he hesitantly cracked open an eye to see what was supposedly laying at his feet and immediately wished he didn’t.

It was fucking Travis. Or what was left of him, anyways, torn to shreds and missing a few vital chunks from his body. Derrick wanted to throw up, but his throat was already choked up with more panicked cries. He looked away from the corpse, not wanting to take in anymore of the gory details and instead looked at the face of the creature. It didn’t look upset in the slightest, not like how angered it had been dismembering every other unlucky human in its path. Instead, it just stared back at him with those same wide, yellow eyes, tilting its head at Derrick’s lack of reaction. It leaned down to nudge the body closer to him with its nose, pushing it against his legs and rumbling curiously. No, no, no, get it off, get it off!

“S-stop! I don’t fucking w-want it!” He cried, kicking his legs out to shove the remains away from him. What was he supposed to do with it anyways!? Why was it showing off its latest kill, like it was seeking his approval, like it--

...like it did it for him.

The night before last, he and Travis got into it again in the break room. He was already pissed about being transferred to the division the creature was in and leaving his previous work behind. It could have been because Derrick happened to be the only one there or because he was one of the younger hires, the asshole decided to take his frustration out on him instead. Snide comments turned into full on insults and all Derrick wanted was some goddamn coffee before he clocked out. Waiting for the machine to finish brewing wasn’t worth it at this point, he could pick up a cup somewhere else on the way home. He tried to leave, but Travis blocked the doorway and he, not being in the fucking mood, tried to shoulder past him instead. It was very much not appreciated as the next thing he knew he was being pinned against the wall, the lapels of his coat clenched in his fist. He was absolutely ready to throw hands with this guy before he backed off suddenly, another coworker entering the break room with a cheery greeting and total obliviousness.

Maybe he should have told his superiors about the incident, but he chose instead to vent about it to the creature the next night. As soon as he mentioned when it got physical, its ears flatten back and it growled, though Derrick was too consumed by his own emotions to really care about its apparent threat display. After that was when it had clawed its way to freedom and started its rampage. That...that couldn’t have been what set it off though, right? There had to be other catalysts surely. However, it didn’t change the fact how eagerly it was presenting the mauled corpse of his aggressor, almost as if to say look! For you!

Did that mean...it really did understand him? It understood enough that Travis had tried to attack him and he was not his biggest fan right now. He had been really worked up during that little rant, too, probably making it sound worse than it actually was. Either way, it didn’t like that and took matters into its own hands. Or, mouth rather. This must be its interpretation of protecting him, killing the threat before it could strike again. Good thing he wasn’t one to usually bad mouth coworkers or the creature possibly could have had its massacre sparked by Derrick being mildly annoyed that Sarah always forgot to clean out the coffee filter when she was done.

The creature looked at the body as it was kicked back towards it, whining slightly. Was it upset that he didn’t accept its gracious tribute? That wouldn’t start another fit of anger, would it? He thought it just might when he scoot forward those remaining few injuries to press its face against Derrick’s trembling body. Its bloody mouth transferred an unfortunate amount of gore onto his clothing, but he had other things to worry about, like how close its fucking mouth full of fangs was to his more important organs. The nose buried into his chest rubbed gently, trailing up his neck and to the side of his head. Purrs rumbled with each quiet breath, taking care not to accidentally deafen him. He still cried out when the creature invaded his personal space, though he didn’t have much room to struggle as he was pinned between the door and the face. He whimpered regardless, trying to turn his head to avoid being nuzzled and ultimately failing.

If he thought the impromptu cuddling was bad, he was in for a worse shock when the creature pulled back just a hair, foolishly thinking that it finally had its fill of smelling him or scenting him or what the fuck ever. Of course it wouldn’t be that easy, not when a black tongue darted out from smiling lips to lick him from his stomach to the crown of his head in one, quick swipe. Now that made him actually scream out some sort of pathetic, strangled sound, squirming about as he was lapped again and again and again.

“N-no, don’t, p-please!” He begged uselessly, “D-don’t kill m-me, please, p-please, don’t e-eat me!”

Much to his surprise, the creature actually pulled away from him after that last remark, tilting its head questioningly again. While Derrick was in the middle of his panic attack, doing his damnedest to keep his cries from becoming too harsh, it crossed its arms and rested its head on them, watching as he tried to collect himself to no avail. When it seemed like he was starting to slip deeper into his episode, it started to purr. Quiet and soft, a nice noise to help drown out that increasingly annoying siren. And the worst part was that he really was actually starting to calm down. Not that he liked being so scared he couldn’t breathe, but it was the sheer fact that it was the creature bringing him comfort when it was the one who terrified him in the first place. His sobs quieted down after a few minutes and when they were ragged breaths instead, it started to chitter. Little chirps and purrs and throaty noises he could only assume were directed at him since that’s where it was staring so intently, though the sounds meant nothing to him. Was that how it felt when he used to talk to it for hours on end?

Was it trying to talk to him to soothe him, because him talking to it made it feel relaxed?

He supposed their time together was a much needed break from being poked and prodded and tested and it started to associate Derrick with that mini luxury. The talking probably gave it a sense of company considering he had no fucking clue if and where other members of its species resided. Maybe this friendship wasn’t as one sided as he thought. Maybe it cared so much about the stupid little human that would blather his entire shift that it was willing to rip the facility inside out just to get rid of his bully. One by one his muscles started to uncoil their tension until he was sagging against the door. His breathing was still labored, but he could at least get a steady breath through his nose rather than his gasping mouth. A minute tremor in his hands was all that was left of his previous quivering and his headache was now replaced with a cloudy exhaustion. The creature was still making its imitation noises, only tapering off when Derrick managed to raise his head up and look at it.

“You won’t hurt me...will you?” His voice was so small and weak, it was a good thing the creature had fairly strong hearing.

It responded by bumping its nose into his chest again, smiling all the while. Affection. It liked him. Hesitantly, he raised a hand and gingerly placed it on the creature’s cheek, giving it a tiny pat.

“...you...you know we’re fucked when the army comes...right?” They were a last resort when all other failsafes went south and had yet to be deactivated. It wasn’t their job to find and help survivors, it was their job to make sure nothing about this event was leaked into the public. Be it the experiment itself or scientists who could potentially blackmail the directors.

It shifted to push itself back into a crouched position, lowering towards him with its mouth open. He flinched and turned away which seemed to be exactly what it wanted, clamping down on the back of his shirt and jacket and narrowly missing giving his back a nasty scrape. Derrick all but squeaked in surprise when he felt himself be lifted up, dangling a few dozen feet in the air. It was like he had the same POV as the creature, watching its hands paw at the locked door until claws were able to scratch through the metal in large gouges. Wiring and mechanics were exposed as a result and with a little more tearing and pulling, it opened the entry wide enough for it to slip through, Derrick in tow. Huh. Guess keycards we’re always a necessity.

He hadn’t the faintest idea where they were headed, but it seemed like the creature had a general sense of direction and so far it was taking the correct route to the surface, to outside. For the moment, he didn’t have a single thing to say and simply let himself sway with the creature’s gait. Its intentions with him after they escaped into the world above were pretty vague at best, but he couldn’t really find the energy to care right now. As long as the military hadn’t beaten them to the exit, they’d be fine.

They could talk later about their really unconventional future later.

#secret shifters 2020 #g/t #gaint/tiny #fearplay #macro/micro #g/t fearplay #my fics #oh my god i hope you like it #im sorry if the paragraphs are kind clunky???#google docs and tumblr and ao3 all format them differently otz #also my beta is asleep so guess what hasn't been proofread because this girl has no reading comprehension #MEEEEEEEEE #but also like for real i hope you like it #and if not #i give you permission to curse me

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