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silentcryracha · 9 months

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Hi babe okay who in Stray Kids you think is an ass man vs a tits man LET'S GO I'M ALL EARS 🧎🏿‍♀️

HELLO okay so we're getting into horny territory, I gotchu babe LOL OKAY LET'S GOOO

Warnings : this is basically NSFW so minors turn your heels, 18 + ONLY

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Chan - Ass

He is one of those to which I'd give the 'both' label, but maybe, just MAYBE ass got a couple extra points. Chan is the type to use your butt as a pillow just because he can, it's soft and it's you.

Definitely the type to grab your butt when he kisses you, especially if he wanted to bring you closer. Putting his hand in your back pocket as you walk, resting his hand dangerously close to your butt cheeks but straight up lying and saying that 'it was your hips/lower back' when you tease him for it.

Channie WOULD shower it (you of course lol) with compliments. 'Damn baby those pants are making me feel some typa way', 'You look beautiful baby, that dress hugs your body perfectly' and so on.

Also the type to squeeze it and slap it while you have sex. He'd use both his hands to guide your hips as you ride him, or squeeze it as he slaps his own hips into your while he fucks you from behind. May even *whispering* suggest to try some butt stuff. Would definitely involve it in your sexual life though, one way or another.

Doesn't seem to be one of the members who's as constant to giving butt slaps for fun but he will 100% do it some time. You're teasing him and he wants to get back at you for laughing? Slap. You're fresh out of the shower with just a towel wrapped around you and casually walk past him? Slap.

Minho - Tits

Okay hear me out I know that he's basically THE butt hunter in Stray Kids but, BUT. I don't know, I almost feel like in an actual sexual way a nice pair of boobs would get him stupid drooling you know what I mean?

Absolutely the type to get flustered when he sees you wearing a particularly flattering or revealing item, and then get a grip just to start teasing and complimenting you until you're the flustered one.

A born tit sucker, dare I say. Doesn't matter the position, if he (and usually he'd make sure of it) has access to your tits rest assured that he will spend most of the time sucking, licking, grazing and biting on them. The hardened nipples as well as the soft, smooth, surrounding area. If by the time you're getting intimate your nipples aren't hard yet he'd make it his personal job to get them there right away, like it's a fundamental step.

On a more softer note though I think that he'd absolutely love to feel your soft chest against him. As you're hugging, him wrapping his arms around you from behind and so on. But also I can picture his cat-self just enjoying laying his head on them or kneading them both for comfort, or as you make out.

Changbin - Ass

This man cares so much about his own cake, how could he not be obsessed with his partner's? Gym boy Binnie taking EVERY chance to check out or touch your ass. 'Oh sweetheart wait let me help you' and you'd assume that he's talking about the weights but then he just grabs your ass cheeks as you're like ??

In the bedroom he'd do the basic stuff, like grabbing it and slapping it depending on the position, but he's also another one who may be into butt stuff. Definitely gets hard just eating you out from behind or abusing the fuck out of it during a heated make out session.

Occasional butt slaps? Doesn't seem big on it though. Would love to rest his hands near it (so lower back/hips) as you're standing, even in public. Would also shower you with compliments and be a sucker for when you're wearing clothing items that hugged your ass perfectly.

He'd also be resting his hands there a lot I think, like when you're laying together. Another one who's use it as a pillow. But careful because one wrong move of your hips against his crotch while spooning and he'll gonna start grinding like an animal.

Hyunjin - Tits

The amount of clips (even some compilations lmao it's definitely a thing) that I've seen of this man casually grabbing or squeezing other people's chests are... many. If Minho is the butt hunter, Hyunjin is the boobs hunter.

Aside from a pure horny sexual aspect I think that as an artist, therefore a lover of beauty and aesthetic, he truly appreciates the 'sight' of them? He'd be noticing the way that they sit on your chest, their outline from certain see through/large clothes. Or the crease between them and their shape when you wear bras, low v necks and so on.

Has absolutely the clear and detailed image of your whole body engraved in his mind. Which also includes your breasts. Their color, the skin texture, eventual moles or veins. From an artistic point of view yes but also from an horny point of view let's be real, there's no way that he's just gonna sit there watching your tits and be normal about it.

Just the thought of them sitting all pretty in his hands, the soft skin spilling in between his fingers, the weight of them, the softness and warmth...yeah he could very well come in his pants (and probably already did a couple times). He'd pay special attention to them during sex, licking, biting and kissing them. Maybe, just maybe even have a thing for coming on them/getting them wet with his tongue.

Jisung - Tits

He one of the few ones for which I had less doubts. I don't know why specifically but boobs and Jisung just go together imo. Is it the subby vibes? Is it the possible anime influence? Doesn't matter. This man enjoys a nice pair of tits no question.

Would probably be shy about it at the start because he thinks it's actually a little embarrassing just how horny tits (yours especially) make him. You'd probably start noticing him eyeing you a little too much whenever you're wearing low necklines, lingerie, or straight up not wearing any bra around the house under your shirt.

As soon as you start being intimate though he wouldn't even try to hide it anymore. Buying his head in your chest would be his favorite activity along with actually kissing, licking, biting your tits. Absolutely the type to grab them as he's holding you up against his chest while he fucks you from behind, or when he has you on all fours.

Likewise, his mouth would be on them constantly in missionary, or as you're riding him. Don't even get me started on the way that looking at them bounce would make his chances of lasting significantly go down. Another one who would like to cum on them/fuck them.

Felix - Ass

Okay so the aussie line are the top two members that I would put in the 'both'. Because I'm pretty sure Felix does like tits quite a lot, and probably has a few kinks linked to them, BUT, I went for the ass in the end.

Absolutely number one hype boy when it comes to compliments. Both sweet and wholesome but also horny and suggestive, my man has range. 'Those jeans look great on you, angel' to then add some shit like 'Wish I was the one sticking to your ass though'.

Would also be a big fan of buying you lingerie. The thought of your pretty ass barely covered with an equally pretty (and expensive) piece of lace would definitely get him feeling some type of way. Speaking of butts and gifts...how about pretty plugs. I don't paint him as a furry (lol) but I could easily think about him getting excited about seeing you wear a tail of some sorts. Bunny, fox, cat, whatever.

In general he'd really enjoy playing and touching your ass during sex, sometimes grabbing it like a lifeline when he needs to ground himself to not cum too soon, or just because you feel so good that he just needs a stress ball.

Speaking of stress, he's definitely the type to massage you when you need it but also to use your ass as a pillow or even a literal..stress ball? When he needs it. Like when he's playing a video game, you could just be laying on your stomach next to him, minding your own business, but you'd definitely feel a few kitten kneads on your buttocks from time to time.

Seungmin - Ass

This one is based on vibes but I'm not that unsure about it either to be honest. I don't know what is that screams 'Kim Seungmin ass man' into my brain, but something is there.

I don't picture him as someone who'd want to be too obvious about it in public or in general. I get a 'reserved for the bedroom' type of energy from him, but I wouldn't exclude the random butt slap every once in a while. Not even as a joke, just straight up to nag you and annoy you.

Sometimes be a little shit and scare you. For example you would be minding your own business, cooking or something, and out of the blue Seungmin would announce himself with a loud smack on your ass. And of course you'd give him a death stare because he almost made you drop a whole pan with boiling stuff.

I do feel like he's also someone who secretly loves seeing you in lingerie. Specifically in lace and dark colors, both two pieces and one pieces. He would get extremely turned on whenever you teased him, but specifically when you grinded your ass on his crotch, or even gave him a little personal lap dance, making sure to show off your bottom perfectly.

He would love to eat you out from behind and grab/bite your soft flesh. Not sure about the actual butt stuff but he's definitely someone who enjoys spanking and ass play, just as a teasing concept. He likes to 'torture' you until you're begging him to fuck you.

Jeongin - Tits

Another one who's based on pure vibes and instinct. He could be an ass man, too, yes. But my heart and the compass in it points me to the tits idk what to tell y'all.

I feel like Jisung and Minho (and Felix) he may be another one of the members that have them as a 'kink'. Don't know how to explain it, but he does. He's another shy one though, similar to Seungmin, which is why I think that he'd keep his business in the bedroom.

He would absolutely appreciate a lot the way that some clothing items look on you and of course compliment you and stuff but I don't feel like he'd just straight up go feral.

In private though, well. Basic kissing, licking, biting and so on BUT, hear me out...he'd worship them. Like he absolutely loves to hold and squeeze your boobs in his hands, he likes the feeling and the sight of it. He gives off the vibes of a man that would spend a good portion of time just worshiping your tits, like it's a whole part of the foreplay like giving oral.

Who knows he might even be the type to just randomly get the urge to get his mouth and hands on them while you're laying together. Not necessarily leading to sex, but just because it's something that he enjoys doing. Maybe a sort of stress reliever? Whatever it is, he's in love with your tits that's for sure.

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K, that's it. I need a shot of holy water along with a couple of delulu pills and so do you 🫵

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hwangcore · 2 years

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—skz’s favorite position

warnings: smut smut smut!! and a bit of eluding to femdom in lix’s section but i think that’s it?

note: technically i should be working on a hyunjin one-shot right now but i am . procrastinating. so here have this

—chan

even though he has his *ahem* moments, i’d say for the most part chan is more on the vanilla side. he’s also pretty sentimental, which means he likes to see your face, so with that in mind i definitely think his favorites are some variation of missionary as well as the butterfly. being able to see the pleasure on your face and know that he’s the cause of it really does it for him. he also just likes to hold you and be close because, again, sentimental. although another one his of his favorites is doggy, because i can assure you this man has a thing for ur ass <3

—minho

while i definitely think minho is open to trying anything at least once, there’s nothing this man loves more than having you face down ass up. especially likes it when you’re a little squirmy so he has an excuse to pin you down. also a big fan of reverse cowgirl (as long as he can still be in charge of the pace, his grip tight on your hips), because he’s nicknamed “butt hunter” for a reason and nothing can convince me that he’s not an ass man through and through. also thoroughly enjoys fucking you in front of a mirror because he’s lowkey a sadist and thinks you’re cute when you get all embarrassed <3

—changbin

literally any position where he can show off his strength is a favorite for binnie. whether it’s holding you up against the wall or kneeling on the bed and holding you up so you’re supported by nothing but him, changbin loves it all. he loves having you close and being able to kiss you any time he pleases. also might just lost it if you ask him to hold you done and fuck you because, again, he loves showing off how strong he is. but really just knowing that you’re depending on nothing but him to hold you up or down rip and make you feel good….yeah. seo changbin service top agenda.

—hyunjin

the biggest slut for having you ride him. or really just on top of him in any way tbh. bit of a pillow prince because he loves being able to just lie back and watch your pretty face at all times <3 hyunjin also loves the fact that you get so desperate for him you’re willing to fuck yourself on his dick without him having to lift a finger. that’s not to say he won’t lift a finger tho. his hands will definitely be all over you, rubbing your thighs, gripping your hips, playing with your tits <3 he loves having access to everything and that position gives him just that.

—jisung

mating press! mating press!! mating press!!! this boy just wants to get as deep inside you as possible whilst also being able to kiss you as much as he wants whenever he wants :( because nothing cannot convince me that he’s not obsessed with kissing you bc he very much is!! really though he just loves being so close to you (read: deep inside you 💀) and being the source of you moaning so loudly from the non-stop pleasure. because he really does just love you a lot and wants to give you everything :((

—felix

though maybe a tad unconventional, felix definitely has a thing for the kneeling amazon. something about being on his back and having his legs pushed up so you can fuck yourself on him really does it for him. loves letting you do as you please and being in control of his and your pleasure. also enjoys plain old missionary because really, he just loves being able to see your face. but tbh he’s a very big fan of anything that involves the two of you being as close as possible because he just loves you a lot <3

—seungmin

whether it’s just cuddling or lazy morning sex, seungmin very very much likes to spoon <3 enjoys holding you tight up against him and being completely in control of the pace, so even if you get whiny and want him to go faster it’s still up to him on whether he gives into you or not. also loves loves loves being able to kiss and bite and leave marks all over your neck, especially because he loves seeing you shudder and feeling you clench around him, knowing that he’s the cause

—jeongin

honestly speaking, jeongin doesn’t care all that much what position you’re in. as long as he gets to be inside you in some way he’s happy. however he can’t deny that he does have a slight preference for bending you over things. doesn’t matter if it’s the bed, the couch, the counter, the table, in jeongin’s mind it’s all free real estate for him to fuck you over. but if he’s feeling a little more soft, he also likes the lotus position, because it you both can have your arms wrapped around each other kiss as much as you like <3

#skz smut #skz imagines #skz scenarios #skz x reader #stray kids smut #stray kids imagines #stray kids scenarios #stray kids x reader #skz reactions #stray kids headcanons #stray kids reactions #skz headcanons #ot8

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kaciidubs · 3 months

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i have /thoughts/ about the order of this nonsense.

but hear me out: it takes the whole rest of the night, and it’s a very good thing you don’t have to be anywhere tomorrow or the next week really, because your legs aren’t going to work for 5-10 business days.

after Felix is hyunjin — what can you say, the romance angle worked. plus those lips — he’s been biting them while watching you since they got back and they just look so swollen and soft.

jeongin is next — minho rolled his eyes and sighed as if he’s been entirely put upon, but he does think innie deserves it. he learned from Felix — sat and waited patiently while whispering praises at you. the “I’m baby” thing really worked for persuasion, but he’s anything /but/ baby once he’s on top of you.

then minho, because “i SHOULD have been first,” as he pushes jisung away with a palm to his face. changbin tries to swoop in while he’s distracted but gets a swift smack to the ass.

changbin gets a turn next, only because jisung banged one out watching minho take you apart (he’s impatient and easily swayed, and /someone/ knows what they’re doing making suggestive comments — i won’t say who yet).

minho makes dinner while jisung gets his round. it takes him what would be an embarrassingly short time to cum — embarrassing /if/ he wasn’t thoroughly obsessed with you and unashamed to be drunk on your touch.

dinner is a welcome break for all of them. channie took it upon himself to clean you up a bit and carry you to the table so you don’t have to expend any more energy than necessary.

and then, “bed time!” chan demands, while minho finishes the dishes.

cue a throat clearing.

“i think not.”

and you’re weak in the knees at seungmin standing up and loosening the drawstring of his sweats.

there’s a whole host of reactions from surprised to embarrassed they didn’t notice — which, to be fair, they all hadn’t noticed a lot of things today. you’re a good distraction.

in any case, he’d scoop you out of your chair and carry you to his bed and that — THAT is how puppy gets what puppy wants.

in the morning (when you’re still in his bed), the rest of them come to check on you. you’re awake, scrolling through your phone, a hand tangled in his hair and scratching lightly at his neck.

“He wanted cuddles!” Felix nods, like it’s perfectly normal to orchestrate waiting your turn to purposefully go last in an all night adventure just so you can be soft without having to admit you want to be soft.

(((i am seungmin biased and IT SHOWS)))

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ELLE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

Your brain, your thoughts, you deserve ALL the kisses and/or loving high fives if physical touch isn't your thing!! This whole lineup is perfection, UTTER PERFECTION!!!

Jeongin ending up going before Minho, Minho PUSHING Jisung's face away while Changbin tries to sneak his way in front [and the butt hunter winning STILL], and that ending!!

I'm not even gonna lie, I didn't even realize Seungmin didn't get his chance until he said something! Just for him to [in my eyes] have the ultimate win because he got sex AND cuddles!!! Sassy puppy wins every time, and his strategy wasn't even noticed until the next morning!

Gosh, kudos to you, I loved this, I love you, thank you for sharing your thoughts with me!!!! 💕💕💕💕

#✧. ┊ kacii answers #✧. ┊ lovely skz-elle #✧. ┊ kacii's fav #skz smut #stray kids smut #skz x reader #stray kids x reader

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felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna · 4 months

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Poor lee know… stop slapping butts too hard you idiot.

#stray kids #lee know #lee minho #minho #butt hunter

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axel-skz · 10 months

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HELLO FELLOW STAY ! lysm ty for taking requests

can I request skz with a reader who is super good at dancing or is a quick learner but they don't know it and they decide to film a tiktok dance together and the guys are absolutely shocked at yn

Skz with a super forgetful reader who fell asleep midday and forgot to tell em about it and gave the guys heart attacks ( me when i fell asleep and my dormmates were locked out for 3 hours bcz they didn't take their keys )

A/N: AAA MY FIRST REQUEST!! I’m excited. Also my anxiety cus I’m not doing this how I think you want it to be. Hope you like it anyway. Again, too depressed for the song roulette so I recommend listening to muddy water today. Cus I love it.

You were playing games on your phone with an online friend of yours. You didn’t usually play for so long but they were only available late today so you decided it was no biggie. You had a day off tomorrow anyway.

You had forgotten though that you had plans with the boys today at the studio. You don’t even know how it slipped your mind. You loved hanging out with them so much and had been looking forward to it for ages.

So it was only natural, the next day, you didn’t make it on time. You woke up very late. Calmly, you reached over for your phone with squinted eyes, filled with sleep.

You saw a few blurry notifications and blinked your eyes a few times, only to see it was all the boys reminding you of the meeting you had.

Seungmin: I swear, if I have to wait 5 more minutes, I’m plotting revenge (Oh wow, he’s probably on phase 7 of his scheming by now).

Chan: hey, ok? It’s been like 20 minutes.

Felix: you’re missing Jisung being chased by mr butt hunter 😂

Jeongin: 👀 ayo, where you at?!

Minho: why you late? I mean, I’m not complaining cus there’s so much cake in this room 🥸 but still-?

Hyunjin and changbin had variations of: are you ok? Where are you? Are you dead? DID YOU DIE?! BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN WRITE A WILL?! ARE YOU DEAD?! BLINK TWICE IF YOURE DEAD- wait…. SEND AN X IF YOU’RE DEAD!

Jisung: I swear.)3£kydk:!:&dgk28-!my butt bhfyk3£:!dg hur ts! Xtjdtix I blbame you!?

You got up with so much speed, your iron deficiency just had to demand attention.

You stood dizzy for a moment before making a wobbly move to change your clothes. You don’t know how you possibly made it to the Jyp building as fast as you did.

You guys had been meaning to go for dinner but they were waiting for you inside.

When you got inside, Chan was the first to spot you. Felix was being used as a human shield by changbin. Hiding from Minho. Han laughed but then minho turned to him and made his way to him with a smug grin. Hyunjin was Han’s shield. He was shreaking. All while jeongin looked very concerned at seungmin who was mumbling furiously while writing in his notebook.

What a bunch of people you call family :)

Okokokkok I know I suck. I’m sorry. But I hope you smiled atleast a little when you read that.

I’m sorry to who requested it for taking so long and especially if it wasn’t anything as good as you wanted.

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leviackermanscleaningbuddy · 1 year

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Hi hi!! I have an ask for the pack! I feel like you’ve answered a question similar to this but I’m not sure, so ignore this if you have LMAO

I am dying to know if the boys are more tits or ass men when it comes to (Y/n) 😭 like who buried their head in her chest even if it isn’t sexual just cuz they love how it feels that much 😭 (I feel as though I already know what Minho’s answer would be)

Anyways, I LOVE your writing and your SKZ!Pack series is honestly my favorite thing on tumblr! Much love! <3

"Sorry it took so long for us to get around to answering questions again." Chan rubs at the back of his neck, an apologetic expression pulling at his lips. "We had to consider our answers for this one in particular."

"Psh. No we didn't." Changbin scoffs, and Chan shoots him a halfhearted glare. The other alpha smirks. "We all know our answers to this question. And so does everyone else."

"Be nice to Channie." You berate teasingly, trying your very best to keep your face straight. "You know he's scared of girls."

Jisung cackles and Hyunjin rolls his eyes. "Coulda fooled us all then. Changbin-hyung never made a move on him cause he was terrified Chan-hyung was straight as a stick."

"I was not!" Changbin protests instantly and the omegas titter amongst themselves with amusement.

Hyunjin continues without mercy.

"And then we had to listen to him complain for hours about Chan 'working him like a slave driver' when in reality he had the biggest crush in existence on his mentor and studio buddy, but was too scared to do anything about it."

"That's not true!" Changbin protests again, weaker this time, knowing he's fighting a losing battle.

"Really? Isn't it?" You give him your most innocent stare. "Because I seem to remember you offering me up as his girlfriend before you even let the man speak."

"That was self preservation!" Changbin exclaims with exasperation, looking entirely too tired for this conversation.

"How is that self preservation?" Jisung interrupts, looking so gleeful it borders on wicked. "Noona was ready to murder you. And honestly, I'd be more scared of her than Chan-hyung anyday." He holds out a placating hand toward the head alpha. "No offense, hyung."

Chan shakes his head with an accepting little smile. "None taken. I get it."

"Okay back on topic-" Seungmin pulls everyone back to focus, the annoyance clear in the nasal of his tone.

"Try to suspend your fear of the female species for just a few moments, Christopher." Minho remarks offhandedly, a smirk pulling at his lips, as he glances at the head alpha.

Chan rolls his eyes. "Everyone just answer the question."

You sit back in your chair with a satisfied, eager air. "This is gonna do wonders for my self confidence."

"Oooh I'll go first." Jeongin rubs his hands together, looking you up and down slowly, his tongue darting out to wet his lips, as if he's a predator sizing up his prey.

It's not even remotely scary, and way too adorable.

"Tits. It's not even a contest."

"Yeah, because you're a baby." Jisung grumbles, trying to get a rise out the omega.

It doesn't work.

Minho mock gasps at the youngest's use of language and makes a move to cuff his ear, which the grinning Jeongin dodges easily.

"Who taught you that language?"

"Jisungie-hyung obviously."

Minho turns his death stare on Jisung, who suddenly looks a whole lot less jovial, and a whole lot more contrite.

"Sorry, hyung."

The beta accompanies the apology with a shrug, which takes away from the sincerity, but it seems to placate Minho, at least for the moment.

"Fine." The alpha sighs a long breath through his nose. "I'm an ass man. Obviously."

"Butt hunter winner every single year in a row." Hyunjin nods seriously, biting back a smile.

"He's also really good at spanking." Jisung pipes up, looking slightly haunted, as if he can feel Minho's phantom handprint stinging on his skin right now. "That shit hurts."

Minho shrugs. "I've been working out."

"Um, excuse me." You interrupt teasingly. "Can we come back to me please?"

"I am also an ass man." Changbin volunteers, raising his hand, with a smirk in your direction.

"You definitely are." You agree immediately with a slight laugh. "Why else would you buy me leggings and make me go to the gym with you? I'm pretty sure I'm not that great of a workout buddy."

Changbin grins and winks. "Guilty."

"I, on the other hand, am a tits-" Jisung starts to say, but quickly backtracks when Minho levels him with a glare powerful enough to kill. "-boobs man. Who wouldn't want to squish those things between their hands and bury their face in them?"

"My breasts and I are always at your disposal." You grin at the beta, and he looks sufficiently touched.

"Thank you, noona. That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me."

"I'm also on team boobs." Felix looks thoughtful, and everyone turns to him in surprise. He shrugs under the attention, giving the other pack members a knowing smile. "Why is that shocking? I mean, besides sexually, they're super comfortable, like built in pillows, and I like how comforting and soft and warm they are when noona hugs me."

"Ah, baby." You coo at the adorableness of the omega. "You're also a bottom though. So you get a pretty good view when they're in your face all the time. So I'm gonna say that has also biased you."

Jisung cackles again and Felix flushes a bright red, but he doesn't deny it.

"I'm an ass kind of guy." Hyunjin remarks, slinging his arm around Seungmin, who nods in agreement.

"Me too."

"It's just nice to have something to look at? And like, noona has a nice ass, okay, it jiggles just the right amount, and I get why Minho-hyung always slaps asses now. And I used to dance, so the trained eye is drawn to a nice physique."

Everyone turns to Chan now, who has been sitting silently since the beginning of the conversation.

"Do you feel ready now, Christopher?" Minho asks, deadpan, but you can tell he's teasing, poking. "Ready to talk about women and their alien, scary parts?"

Chan sighs heavily and rolls his eyes.

"Oh my god. I hate you all."

You grin and lean your chin on his shoulder, pressing a kiss to the underside of his jaw.

"No you don't. Now answer the question. Inquiring minds need to know."

"I am-" Chan sighs, looking like he regrets answering this already. "-a boobs leaning man." He holds up a hand, as if knowing the younger members are going to interrupt and burst into chaos at his admission. "I like asses too, but there's something about-"

The tips of his ears go red, and he sighs again, and you bite back a smile, because you can tell he's physically suffering.

He goes on.

"-about being able to cup something, while you're doing certain activities? It appeals to my primal brain I guess."

Minho slow claps. "Well done, Christopher. We're all very proud."

Chan sighs so hard you think he's going to dislocate something.

You can't resist teasing him a little.

"He also likes to leave marks on them. You know. Because he's Chan."

Chan groans from beside you, shooting you a betrayed look, and the younger pack members-free now from under the head alpha's stern gaze-immediately lose their shit.

"Oh my god, hyung, I can't believe I never thought of that!"

"Boobs just suddenly became a whole lot more appealing."

"You can leave ass marks too. Trust me. And it's just as satisfying. Bite into that sucker like a fucking apple."

"Double oh my god, I've never thought of that either!"

Chan leans in to your space and mutters forlornly beneath his breath to you, "Why do you hate me?"

You laugh and press a kiss to his cheek. "I don't. On the contrary, I love you."

Around you, the debate is still evolving.

"Changbin-hyung, when you thought Chan-hyung was straight, did you take him for a boobs man?"

"Of course he did! Why else do you think he was ridiculously into hyung of all people? Look at the double d's on the man himself! He knew he'd be into him, even if just for the Biddies!"

Chan shrugs now, glancing across the room to Changbin, letting his gaze linger a little longer than necessary on the other alpha's toned chest. "I mean. They're not wrong."

Changbin sighs like his soul has left his body, and the cause is Han Jisung.

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