Minho: How’s practice going?
Seungmin: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Minho: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
Seungmin: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Minho: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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Chan: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Chan: Not you Jeongin. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Minho: How long has it been since either of your slept?
Chan: Three or four.
Minho: Three or four what?
Jisung, nodding: Three or four.
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Chan: sigh What do you want?
Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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Minho: I'm not doing well
Chan: Why? What happened?
Minho: I have a headache that comes and goes
*Hyunjin enters the room*
Minho: There it is again
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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]
Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?
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chan, picking up the phone: what’s wrong?
jisung: why do you always ask that? just because i’m calling it doesn’t mean something’s wrong!
chan:…
jisung: so anyway, can you come home? hyunjin joined a cult
jeongin, in the background: WE NEED AN ADULT!!
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Chan: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Seungmin: I see you're really busting out the spring colors
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I.N: How do you deal with stress?
Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.
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Minho: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.
Jisung: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.
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[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show]
Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Minho: *Picks Jisung up*
Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.
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Chan: You can't move in with Hyunjin.
Felix: Why not?
Chan: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he see's you without any makeup?
Felix: l'm not wearing makeup right now.
Chan: Holy crap, you're beautiful.
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Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!
changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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