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third-king-of-salmonids · 1 month

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The microwave in question with weird creatures to scale -microwave anon...that's oFF ANON???

I AM ROTATING AT A FAIRLY CONSISTENT SPEED

#WHEEEEEEEE #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon salmonid #salmon run #king salmonid #splatoon salmon run #splatoon megalodontia #splatoon 3 salmon run #salmonid #microwave anon

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sluttywonwoo · 1 year

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i just wanna take a moment to say god bless the members of svt who tensely lure vernon over to the camera for selfies with the promise of tummy rubs and a movie recommendation. without them we would go many months without an update that he’s alive and well aside from the occasional weverse shitposting

-microwave anon🫡

they’re always thinking of dollys

#answered #anon #microwave anon #vn

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toiletwipes · 1 year

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Okay, but consider with the cult au; the god/goddess that Simpbur worships possesses his “darling” and goes “hell no, you’re not betraying the person who trusts you with their life” -microwave anon

y e s.

the ritual works- if only for the god to leave in a split second with a message. In nobody's lost blood, on the walls, writes; do that shit again and I'll kill you.

And Darling is just shaking but they cling to Simpbur and cry and he wants to try the ritual again but. For now, he'll put it on hold. His hands cradle them into his arms and he carries them off, offering words of comfort to his followers, soothing worries and fears.

Because right now, his main focus will be on his darling love. The ritual did work and then something happened- he wants to know why but right now, they've earned a little rest.

#microwave anon #anon asks #wipes answers #au: gods #tw: cults #tw: religion #c: simpbur

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lafleshlumpeater · 1 year

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When was the last time you cleaned your microwave?

**gasp** i have been blessed with the microwave anon of whom i dont know the identity of

not in a really long time kefwjbfjwkebf

#microwave anon #anon<333 #not bea<33

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lesbesapphic · 2 years

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dang fuck dem bad mumbo jumbo that’s been affecting u. vibes be off.

ur new microwave anon. same anon that kinda has a thing for u

Fuck indeed. It has completely ruined my birthday and even my motivation. I know i just have to take some hours off to figure stuff out. Eventually it will work out i just would have to...think.

The way my roommate and i were like let's make onlyfans (just a joke). Our thoughts went wild to make easy money. XD

I will have to find the microwave emoji..and still kinda? Haha

#microwave anon #answered

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gunpowder-tim · 11 months

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I cannot BELIEVE that you would rotate Bertie in your head. That man has trauma regarding microwaves and microwaves rotate people. You are clearly intolerant of people's trauma and you should be ashamed of yourself. Get off the internet. And stop romanticized Gunpowder Tim he killed people

anon i am in love with you

#rai.txt #the mechanisms #sjnsksnsksnsknsksjsksns #technically he doesnt have trauma with the /item/ of a microwave #just the microwave radiation so.#he is fine being rotated anon #smh u dont even know the bertie lore fake fan #THIS IS FAKE ANON HATE BTW

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tooquirkytolose · 1 year

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I hope Mr. Blue-haired Wizard and his family are doing well

he has kids now :)

#my art #thank u to this anon for motivating me to finish this sketch which has been in my wip since...february??? lol #they're MY oc's and i develop their lore when i rotate em in my head like a microwave burritos <3 #i decided his husband grew up in an orphanage and they go back to that one specifically to adopt a kid #and then they get an unexpected twofer deal lmao

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spaciebabie · 3 months

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would smash leshy

#spacie spoinks #was only a matter of time not sorry #i thought leshy was a girl at first and b/c of that was very attractive 2 me #i found out leshy was a boy and was like ''aww :('' and the emotions fizzled out but now they're back again #leshy.....hmmm #i want 2 have a one night stand w/him and have it be the best night of my life. never 2 be replicated again.#we go our separate ways and never talk again #where was that one anon that was like: oh so you're favorite characters are yellow or green or something #leshyyyyy #i wanna squish him #i would do crazy things 2 leshy dude #man. why would bamsara do this 2 me #constant intriguing ship posting and now i wanna bang a leaf monster . okay.#so stupid #my life is already ruined w/springtrap I DONT NEED ANOTEHR GREEN MAN IN MY SKULL!!!!!!!!!#houuugh springtrap.....man....im thinking about him again...........#euaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahghgggg #fuuuuck man #two of them. in the microwave that is my mind #going round and round #they're both awful #anf very. sexy.#UGH!! WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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welcome-to-green-hills · 5 months

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You know Prime!Shadow would hug Prime!Sonic back, no problem, because he knows Sonic needs it but when he does it in front of the alternate Sonics and Shadows and their teams all of them lose their minds because what do you mean he’s hugging the hedgehog back??

Prime!Shadow: Simple, I am the superior Ultimate Lifeform (TM)

And he proceeds to do it more

OoooOoooOoOoOOoOoOoH❤️🥹❤️

#Everyone except Boom!Sonadow.#Boom!Sonadow are clearly bitter exes and still not over it #mystery anon #off topic #Sonic Prime #Sonadow #God I love me some sonadow #Sonadow and Blazamy. They rotate like microwave burritos in my brain

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mrtweezerss · 27 days

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microwaves Dr glass

THIS IS NOT THE FORST TIME IVE SEEN THIS ASK. WHAT IS THIS ?? WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE DR GLASS MICROWAVED?? WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVE ????

#asks #anon #maintagging this because i CANNOT be the only one whos noticing the sudden increase of characters in microwaves #dr glass #scp #scp foundation #scp doctors

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third-king-of-salmonids · 1 month

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My Microwave Is Big Enough For Grizzco's Use Apparently...

Speaking of Grizzco...Yeah, they stink. Can I come help you guys? I'll steal my microwave back and give it to y'all.

-microwave anon

I SPOKE TO DARLA IN RECRUITMENT SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO SEE THE MICROWAVE FIRST APPARENTLY CINDY IN TECH NEEDS IT FOR SOMETHING? I HOPE ITS A SECOND, WORSE TYPE OF FLYFISH THAT WOULD BE GREAT :D

#salmon: darla #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 salmon run #microwave anon #the timing of this is great acctually i did need a microwave for [REDACTED]

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sluttywonwoo · 2 years

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vans employee vernon is so real. i spend a little bit too much time thinking of extremely mundane things i think my ult groups would do, like which kind of american snack food they would be, what mall job they would have, what major they would choose in college, what school club they would join, or what color they would assign to different subjects in school…i fully believe jeonghan would put all subjects into one huge binder and claim he doesn’t care but once he actually got a migraine from yelling at jihoon who said science was orange…happy birthday, hannie, you endearing little chaos demon🥳

-microwave anon

projecting and being delulu is fun in moderation

#answered #anon #microwave anon

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misc-obeyme · 2 days

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what kind of face do you think Barbatos would make if he learned I microwave my tea? i need a constant stream of tea usually and microwaving is the fastest way to get a cup of hot water, if the hot water kettle isn't already going. 1 minute and tea bag and it's already drinkable.

if he told me to wait and went to make me a proper cuppa id probably wither and just beg him to microwave water and a tea bag. do you think he would disown me?

Yes, anon. I do think he would disown you.

I mean, no I don't actually think he'd disown you, but it'd be kinda cute, right? He's so appalled that he just kinda has to take a time out. Can't think clearly about it until he has his own calming cup of tea. And then he feels better and starts brainstorming ideas to help you with this issue.

Now, when you say the hot water kettle are we talking the traditional stove top situation? Because you know they make electric kettles, right? They're muuuuch faster. You can also get a Keurig type situation.

Why does this matter? you may be asking. It all makes water hot, right?

Yeah, technically. But in order to steep tea correctly, your water has to be a specific temperature. And you can't really get a specific temp with a microwave. Whereas most Keurigs and electric kettles either automatically heat the water to the correct temperature or you can change their settings so they do.

This is so your tea isn't too bitter.

And if you want my honest opinion, I doubt Barbatos uses tea bags, either.

He strikes me as a loose leaf only kinda guy, maybe using a tea bag if he's in a pinch or something.

However, I think Barbatos is likely to just... make you a whole pot. He'll put the loose leaf tea directly into the pot, followed by the water already heated to the right temperature, then let it steep the correct amount of time depending on the type of tea. Then he'll have a little strainer for you to catch the tea leaves in as you pour the tea from pot to cup.

A pot will last you a lot longer than a single cup. And I'd be really surprised if he didn't have a spell for keeping the pot warm until the tea is gone.

And then he'd just make sure you never run out.

Of course, if you have any interest in iced tea, you wouldn't need to worry about any of this. Because you can cold brew any type of tea. Leave a pitcher of it in the fridge over night and bam - tea all day.

HOWEVER. Since you did ask me what kind of face he would make, I'm going to subject you to my terrible art skills to demonstrate how I think it'd go. Now you can all see why I'm not an artist.

He's upset.

I mean, I would be too if someone drew me so badly. I'm sorry, Barb. My MC is an artist, but I'm not, I'm afraid. I just realized I forgot to give him a nose. I MEAN that was totally on purpose, it's a style choice. Anyway, I hope the frown at least conveys how sad he is about you microwaving your tea lol.

#I mean he could potentially give you a more D: kind of face #but he would also be trying not to make you feel bad so I think it'd just end up as :(#anyway I suppose it also depends on what you're drinking the tea for #but I think it'll taste better if you use a different method #I've never tried the microwaving myself #so I can't actually compare them #maybe I should #now I'm kinda curious #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #anon asks #misc answers

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spearxwind · 19 days

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Which of your ocs is microwave safe?

I keep thinking about this question because I don't think ANY of my ocs would be microwave safe in the least. Literally all of them would cause horrible radiation explosion

#thinks about the drawing of adri microwave #especially him #ask #anon

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blobee · 10 days

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I think we should put tumblr in the microwave

#microwaving tag #please I'm dying here #just don't #I need two days and I'm back #project #veeeeeeeery ducking important for my dum dum life project #I hate the Ministry of Education #what kind of idiot reschedules projects instead of a year I had three months what the #I'm sorry #This does not concern Ask at all #I'm so sorry anon #you can have microwaved Tumblr

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homochadensistm · 26 days

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I wish I could stop being Jewish honestly… it’s too much

and give up IBS and lactose intolerance?? ridiculous!

#sorry anon ur stuck with it ur whole life #there aint a single country on the planet that doesnt have chabad weirdos in it #who will care for u like u were their most successful daughter #when nobody else will #and theres only 1 country on the planet that will make sooper seekret plans to rescue u from global warzones #in weirdly successful looneytoons ways #despite u not even being its citizen #hearing 'kapara' abroad will warm ur hart like a radioactive microwave #it aint all bad <3

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