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MAYBE BUT CONSIDER: EVERYONES SMALLFRY SONS AGAINST THIS WRETCHED BEAST
( other smallfry belongs to @rara431 was on a different reblog chain)
FINALLY CAUGHT THE LITTLE FUCKER AND STOPPED HIM EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE SHOULD NOT
UNFORTUNATELY WE LOST HIS NAMETAG SO WE ARE CURRENTLY TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR HIS NEW NAME
#GET SPLATTED IDIOT#also I love the name suggestions :D#I LOVE EVERYONES SMALLFRY#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonind#splatoon salmon run#salmon run#splatoon smallfry
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One of the Steelheads just gave me a Squid Beatz 2 set for some reason??? we don't even have legs????? what am I supposed to do with this?
- Cohock #75302
(p.s. I think the Scrappers are unionising)
HOLDING ONTO SUCH A CURSED ITEM FOR LONG ENOUGH IS SAID TO BRING A PLAUGE OF RUST SO IM NOT SURPRISED THEY GAVE IT AWAY
COULD LIST IT ON SEA-BAY I GUESS?
ALSO GOOD FOR THEM IM 100% PRO UNION >:V
#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid
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A BEAUTIFUL CHILD. I HOPE HE GOES ON TO SPLAT MANY MANY CEPHALOPODS.
ALSO THE COLLAR IS A GOOD IDEA IM STEALING IT
THERE, THAT SHOULD STOP HIM
FINALLY CAUGHT THE LITTLE FUCKER AND STOPPED HIM EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE SHOULD NOT
UNFORTUNATELY WE LOST HIS NAMETAG SO WE ARE CURRENTLY TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR HIS NEW NAME
#I love your goth punk collar smallfry <3#splatoon#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#salmonid#splatoon 3#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run
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BLUGHH BLAHH (HAI YOUER LARGNESS YOU SHOULD DO A BIG RUN IN THE MEMVERSE >_<)
-- @drizzlingcapriccioso
I MEAN, I CAN PUT THE IDEA TO THE OTHER KINGS BUT BEING IN SOME SORT OF VIRTUAL GAME WORLD WOULD REALLY WEIRD ME OUT
#ILL SEE WHAT THE GIRLS DOWN IN TECH CAN DO THOUGH#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#I love finding more silly sploon ask blogs :3#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid
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If tried to take over the blog the name must be something worthy of punishment......Tyler.
I DONT HATE HIM THAT MUCH NO ONE DESERVES TO BE TYLER
#ALSO IT WASNT LIKE THE SMALLFRY TRIED TO TAKE OVER *MY* BLOG#UHHH THAT SAID I FULLY SUPPORT COHO AND AM AGAINST WORKPLACE DRAMA PLS#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid
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I offer the name Toenail: Usurper of the King and Terror of the Digital Plane
OH THIS IS A GOOD ONE
I ASKED THUMBS CREATURE WHAT A TOENAIL IS AND HE LOOKED AT ME WITH DISGUST AND WALKED OFF SO I ASSUME ITS SOMETHING SUITABLY HORRIFYING
#OTHER NAMES SUGGESTED AROUND THE OFFICE HAVE BEEN BOOB AND BENADRYL 2#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid#smallfry
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Mr joe mama may i please have 2400 bronze scales (for no reason in particular)
HOW FAST DO YOU THINK I CAN GROW THEM??
IM TRYING MY BEST :<
#THEYRE LIKE HAIR#IT TAKES TIME#also fun fact one of the genes that regulates scale production is the sonic the hedgehog gene :3#BUT IT STILL DOES TAKE TIME#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run
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thank you for the gold scale sir joe 🙏
YOURE WELCOME
COULDNT GET THAT FROM THE BEAR NOW COULD YOU? >:v
#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid
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FINALLY CAUGHT THE LITTLE FUCKER AND STOPPED HIM EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE SHOULD NOT
UNFORTUNATELY WE LOST HIS NAMETAG SO WE ARE CURRENTLY TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR HIS NEW NAME
#TW: THUMBS CREATURE’S MESSED UP FINS#splatoon 3#splatoon#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid#splatoon smallfry#I wish to call him bastard but that’s not a good name for a salmon apparently
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BASCULEGION SUPREMACY
Hey there I got a question
Do you have a favorite Pokémon?
Ursaring, cause he captures my features!
#MY OPINION WAS NOT ASKED FOR AND YET HERE I AM#SECOND CHOICE IS THE GIANT ALPHA OCTILLERY NAMED DJWARCRIMES#LAST CHOICE IS THAT WEIRD GYM LEADER THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY FROM WORK HE FREAKS ME OUt#HES NOT A POKEMON??? FUCK THAT THEN#I did acctually name the bloodmoon beast ursaluna mr grizz though#and every basculin I catch is Joe jr
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HAPPY UHHHH LOTSOFNOTES TO COCAINE SALMON I GUESS??
WORK HARD PARTY HARDER
#SORRY IF YOUVE SENT ANYTHING TO INBOX LATELY THERE HAS BEEN MANY MANY NOTES#WILL GET THUMBS CREATURE TO CHECK IT THIS WEEK#splatoon#mmm crunchy image#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon salmonind#tw drug mention#salmonids
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LOOK I DONT HATE INKFISH MUSIC BUT YOUVE GOTTA STOP MAKING ALL SONGS 2 MINUTES LONG IN THE HOPE THEY GET PLAYED DURING TURF WARS OKAY THE MUSIC ECOSYTEM IS SUFFERING I NEED MORE 5 MINUTE ABSOLUTE BANGERS
#splatoon#splatoon 3#not as if this happens in real life for any reason ;—;#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid
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MINE LIL SNACK IN CASE AM HUNGRY
The splatoon 2 salmon run boat can be seen in bonerattle arena! Can you get pics of it?
do you think mr grizz just like. left it there. whats it doing here
#SOME OF THE LADS STOLE IT TOOK IT FOR A JOYRIDE FEW YEARS BACK#THAT SAID IM INVOKING THE ANCIENT LAW OF FINDERS KEEPERS SO UH YEAH MINE NOW#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmon run#grizzco#splatoon salmonid#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run
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BOOTLICKERS THE LOT OF YOU
HES NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A RAISE FOR VOTING BEAR BTW
#/lh#fluffy is overrated#unless its my hair then its good#megalodontia#splatfest#thumbs creature is team bunnies btw
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HES NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A RAISE FOR VOTING BEAR BTW
#FLUFFY IS OVERRATED#UNLESS ITS MY HAIR THEN ITS GOOD#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid#splatfest
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OUR WORK EXPERIENCE SMALLFRY GOT INTO THE ANTIFREEZE WE USE ON THE STEEL EELS AND SCRAPPERS DURING CHILL SEASON AND NOW HIS FACE IS WRONG ARE WE LEGALLY LIABLE FOR- WAIT FUCK THIS ISNT GOOGLE
#look I found this messed up smallfry on Vinted for like £5 and so of course I bought him#im sorry about my son he was born pogging#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run#salmonid
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I ASKED THE GIRLS DOWN IN TECH TO HACK THESE IN FOR YOU HERE YOU GO LIL GUY
GRGRGAGHH. BOOP
#BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING THEYRE NOT REAL GOLDEN EGGS SO ITS FINE WE DONT GIVE THOSE AWAY#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#salmon run#king salmonid#splatoon salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#splatoon 3 salmon run
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