A bottomless hunger that knows no bounds
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I'm ready to get my cheeks chomped by the new Megalodontia in Splatoon!
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WHY DOES THIS APP INSIST ON SHOWING ME MAMALLIAN WOMEN PORN BOTS WHERE ARE THE HOT SINGLE SALMONS OF INDISCRIMINATE GENDER IN MY AREA
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Have you guys watch this newest thriller film when lil Judd almost got eaten by Joe Maws-Maws?
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megalodontia more like joe, amiright
Please reblog for a bigger sample size!
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hello big woman i mean big teeth i mean big boobs i mean-
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HIT THE RED THINGIE WITH THE EGGS
SHE CAN KILL OTHER BOSSES, YOU JUST HAVE TO LURE HER TO WHERE THERE ARE THE MOST BOSS SALMONIDS WHEN YOU GET TARGETED!!
SEND HER TO FLORIDA!!
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the jaw
based on a 2016 shin godzilla poster!
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BIG RUN NOTES:
KRAKEN HAS PIERCING PROPERTIES!!! It can kill Steelheads, Flyfish, Drizzlers, Scrappers, anything!!! Wowza!!!
Joe will target someone before she has actually submerged - in fact, she spends a very long time on the surface before submerging. Once she submerges, she stops targeting; the location she will attack is locked.
Joe has a big booboo. You deal extra damage to her if you shoot this spot. It's really obvious; big red lump with an X on it.
Any golden eggs within Joe's area of attack when she bites will get scattered around her - no eggs getting stuck inside of her like Cohozuna!
It is possible to escape Joe's maws! How? I dunno, I just did it once. I squidded, if that helps. Just be careful not to fall into the water...
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